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she/her I am a dangerous fellow, and I am causing mayhem in this store.

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@PhadkeTai @AGirlOfHerWords So in order to make this true, you're working from an extremely narrow, but unspecified, definition of love?
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@dumbdumbhomo @river_is_nice Yeah you thought that because you're a hateful vile little slug. It's not "part" of being anything.
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@MoiraDonegan "women are increasingly refusing to be property and men are doubling down on the insistence that women are property. Will they still be able to acquire human property?"
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@RottenInDenmark The irony is, this will also hurt men who need to report abuse. It's not a victory for abused men. It's a victory for abusers of any gender who want to publish victims into silence and only for them. Actual male victims aren't going to be allowed to tell their stories either
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@BirdRespecter They literally cannot require an independent contractor to work specific hours.
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@butchanarchy But the actual neighbors she did it for were pleased and friendly, so there's that.
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@EmilyVanDuyne @megans__law @clhubes Ninja turtles rule wtf are you even talking about?
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@Chinchillazllla This is a very cool job for a dad to have. Entomologists should be required to be dads.
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@shadesofgreaves Came to the comments to see everyone asking if it's real and was not at all disappointed.
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@toyota_pepsi @PhadkeTai @AGirlOfHerWords I don't think anyone thinks their cat is like mentally writing sonnets for us or whatever. They are loving us in a cat way with cat love.
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@latkedelrey People in the future are doing to watch videos of us heavy breathing all over each other in crowded spaces during what we KNOW is an airborne pandemic with such horror and disgust.
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@RottenInDenmark I read the entire UK findings and have been slowly working my way through the trial footage (not just clips) and it's incredible how not at all complicated it is.
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@Chinchillazllla Don't forget the very normal announcement apropos of nothing that definitely no one else shot any kids, not the cops, only the killer, no one else.
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@lackingsaint Great dress though.
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@RottenInDenmark The evidence she has, is the kind consistent with real world abuse. It's not big enough to appeal to the true crime bloodlust. They want to see her whole body black and blue. But I've been punched in the eyes on multiple occasions and didn't have a bruise at all.
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@RottenInDenmark I was shocked at her cross exam when his lawyer kept hammering away at the fact that Franco came over the night before she got the restraining order. It was so weirdly sexist and regressive. Like "you had a man over so obviously you are lying about abuse."
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@chronicallybeee Being "overweight" is CORRELATED with many health issues. The causality is not remotely established for most of them and in many cases the weight gain is as, or more, likely the response variable.
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@lackingsaint Tell us you have never woken up next to a human woman without telling us you have never woken up next to a human woman.
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@BirdRespecter If I don't get benefits or workplace protections and have to pay double the taxes I'm sure as fuck going to control my hours.
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@RottenInDenmark Personally if I was going to collaborate with my (ex) friends to plan a hoax against one of the most beloved stars in the world, I would probably make it as dramatic as possible. If I was going to paint on bruises I'd make them large, dark, and numerous.
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@cataclysta I love how teenagers are not supposed to hang around anywhere, but also not supposed to stay indoors and look at screens. There's no winning, they're supposed to not exist. (I keep almost saying "we" but I am 40 years old...)
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@RottenInDenmark "The warm glow" hit me right in the stomach. I don't think people understand how that cycle becomes an addiction. When the abuse cycle would reach it's pinnacle I would actually feel relief and anticipation because that meant the good part was coming.
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@RottenInDenmark I called cnn and demanded to host my own show but they said "who are you? No one has ever heard of you, please stop calling us." The woke moralists have cancelled me!
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@latkedelrey What??? Most mental health issues are life long conditions?
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@cyberdogalex Worse he said he wouldn't fuck that thing.
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@milldealss It's also weird cause the knock off is so bad and ugly? It's definitely much better not to have it at all than to have a version that completely ruins it.
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@theoneNIP @hypothesizethat @KatyMontgomerie You are so disingenuous. No one tells six year olds about the 'horrors" of rape. They tell them what their body parts are called and that they can say no to ANY kind of touching they don't like. Why don't you want 6 year olds to be able to say no to being touched?
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@ASewcialist A lot of comments completely missing the point in the wrong direction. It's not "fuck it, let me be the one to kill grandma so I can at least see her one last time." It's "we should not be forced to go to school or work either."
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@punished_cait It's hilarious but it scares me because she's accurately playing a straightforward abuse victim in an incredibly straightforwardly abusive situation and it alarms me to be surrounded by people who see that and think "what an annoying bitch" and idolize the obvious abuser.
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@KiIVaImer The lengths people go to to avoid having a relationship with their child.
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@DisabilityStor1 @focusfronting It's a lot lot lot more complex than that.
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@socialistdogmom @RottenInDenmark Aging as a woman is so interesting because you just become increasingly aware every year of how disposable your existence is to people. And I'm not even that old. It makes you feel like you're actually disappearing.
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@kayla_denker Every anti-trans law effects cis people too. How do people imagine bathroom laws will be enforced?
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@bethbourdon "This isn't working, better threaten suicide" is certainly an approach!
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@aintist @brosandprose 13 year olds are the ONLY ones who deserve any grace on this
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@emma_ckeith If Amber and Evan had matching tattoos, were godparents of each other's children, and went shopping for mazi memorabilia together, none of these conspiracy brained people would be like "oh these are completely unrelated events."
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@pervocracy I like how everyone is focusing on hair down or up etc, when the hair is so clearly color treated, heat styled, and full of product lol. Like down or up, it would not have looked like this.
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@AnaMardoll What's bizarre in this instance is that there's no geographical divide. We've all lived the same 2 years together. But some have refused to see what they didn't want to see.
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@herosnvrdie69 Anyone can suffer grief or anxiety. Not everyone has to suffer those things while also struggling for sufficient food, rest, medicine. I'd rather curl up in clean sheets with a glass of wine when I have a broken heart than swallow the pain while I work and worry about bills.
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@ask_aubry BOTH brothers have wives 13 years younger than them? The two very young women are living alone in a secluded area with FIVE much older men? That alone...
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@ycsm1n The entitlement of men is boundless
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@KaiChelena @feminterrupted Because they don't want help building community or friendships. They want pity and sex and for everyone to admire them for being such strong lone wolves.
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@BirdRespecter Yep, I'm also an independent contractor and have had to explain this before.
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@benedict_rs Are fantasy writing circles disproportionately made up of men by any chance? Stew is one of the easiest and most adaptable foods in the world.
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"If you spend enough time inhaling the sulfurous fumes of the Depp-Heard live stream, what it starts to resemble most is a high-budget, general-admission form of revenge porn"
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@kattenbarge Men are not lonelier than women. Men are less accustomed to loneliness since they are not born by default into a world that regards them as objects, feel entitled to companionship, and are louder about their discomfort because they are allowed to make noise and take space.
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@Honey_Shrimp @mehtabackupacc It's gross and predatory to exclusively date people that could have been your children, who have far less life experience and have not even fully developed the part of their brains responsible for making judgements), and who have less money and less power.
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@boriskarkov When are enemy civilians battled in LOTR?
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@bigdybbukenergy I bet the venn diagram between the "why didn't we learn this in school" people and the "maybe the curtains are just blue" people is a circle.
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@jaynooch It's honestly really fucked up to come after a small account like me in this way.
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@LolOverruled I reconcile it pretty easily.
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@JuliusGoat It's also bizarre to have behavior and respect be the primary goal of parenting. They are people, not poodles. Purpose, values, empathy, kindness, passion, there are a lot more important qualities to prioritize in parenting than whatever "good behavior" means.
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@carolinerenard_ Comfortably middle class does not mean you're completely fucked if your car breaks down or the hot water heater bursts, or you have a medical expense, which is what happens if you only have $200 after bills.
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@Universe__Lover I'm really disgusted by calling herself "homeless" over and over again because she had to rent a place....like all her tenants also have to do.
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@latkedelrey I can guarantee they're way ahead of you on this.
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@ycsm1n The "nice" ones, the "good" ones have legitimately never considered for a moment that our bodies don't belong to them at their discretion. They just do whatever they want
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@bugsmaytrix The people who are not paying for it are not going to pay for it. If you're letting your parents see your watch history, it's not something you care about enough to may for yourself.
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@Ironstar76 @TariyePeterside Way to prove the point.
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@savannimalz Because they are almost always fascists
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@SweatieAngle @MrButterChicken Yeah the racism was dog whistled pretty hard all the way through and the misogyny was right up front.
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@ArandomShants @Athenion3 I can think of something you can personally do to ease the collective suffering of every race.
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@DisabilityStor1 @focusfronting That's what is way more complicated than you realize. What I read into it is actual experience growing up on these cultures as a woman.
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@_fabeany_ @river_is_nice They don't care. They don't care about anything that happens to women.
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@ask_aubry Oh AND she's English as a second language so might be an immigrant, which adds yet another possible layer of dependence/exploitation.
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Interestingly, I filtered my notifications to exclude any new or unverified accounts and immediately stopped seeing stupid replies to this thread.
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Thread: I’ve noticed a weird reluctance on the part of liberal journalists to assess the evidence in the Johnny Depp-Amber Heard trial. The right has spent weeks screaming “she’s lying!” and so far, the left has responded with “it’s complicated!” It’s not. Let’s take a look.
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@christapeterso Me when I don't want to give up my career: "I will commit an unspeakably horrific crime in public and then immediately admit to it."
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@BigLipRadio @jessiegender I'm straight but I can relate to a gay love story because I can relate to a love story. And because, like all women, and everyone who is not a cis straight white man, I've had to relate to media not made specifically for me all my life. It's called empathy and it's really nice.
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@spinart7 @RadioFreeTom @kim_calderwood FEMA, OSHA, the fire department, ER, EMTs, The National Weather Service...the list is endless.
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@punishedemma If this person so going to randomly throw around abuse related buzzwords, they should at least learn "power imbalance."
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@MichaelaOkla Happened to me. (not millions part lol.) The realization that your home, your car, your health insurance, all depends on a man you met at 16 not getting bored with you. I earned it all (including his degrees) but none of it was ever mine. No degree, no resume.
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@LeilaHormozi Girl this is nothing. This is a list of your personal activities and breaks with a few meetings thrown in. What are you proud of here? Documenting every single task on your calendar? (Also what in the world do you think "woke" means?)
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@theadegallier Cool of them to reveal up front that the job would be an unspeakable nightmare.
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@madtranny It is a FETISH.
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@ask_aubry So I announced I would be kidnapping my infant child and taking her across state lines without her mother's consent and for some reason everyone thinks this is "bad"?
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@yaketystax @nrduford And men's profile answers are overwhelmingly unattractive on these apps. Blatantly misogyny, refusing to provide any info other than "just ask", photos of dead, bleeding animals, flaunting of unimpressive wealth signifiers (which is also misogyny) etc etc.
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@spaceempress @Universe__Lover I would have some sympathy if it weren't for referring to herself as homeless over and over again which implies that she has nowhere to sleep when she's just having to rent a place.
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@Karnythia People saying "she's rich, she could leave any time" do not know how Mormon (or extreme evangelical) marriages work. I have known women with 8 children who have never in their lives had a bank card in their own name. I don't mean account. I mean even their own card.
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@drmistercody @TheBabylonBee I love that these guys learned that "hope this helps" was supposed to be a burn but have no idea why.
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@christapeterso My husband did leave me when I got diagnosed with a non-life threatening chronic illness and I do think men are more likely to do this than women, but "your husband will probably leave you" is a huge huge overstatement. Mine wasn't a prince before I got sick
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Why are men so eager to advertise that they can't imagine being given enthusiastic consent?
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Something it's important not to flatten out when discussing forms of abuse, is that not everyone who takes an abusive action is an abuser or a dangerous or toxic person. Everyone has mistreated someone at some point in their lives. 1/
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@Chinchillazllla It should be illegal to discontinue anything an autistic person really likes.
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@GamesOverMovies @egoraptor I feel sorry for your shriveled little soul
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@soniamariesays "i don't want to be a parent" - perfectly fine, normal. "I feel uncomfortable around children" - understandable, something to maybe work on. "I have sensory issues that can often make it difficult to be around a lot of children" - perfectly fine "I don't like children" - bad.
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@theserfstv It's really obvious from the delivery even in the clip what she is and isn't saying.
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@NotABigJerk Every time I use chat gpt it tells me something and I check and I say "that's not true" and it says "sorry for the confusion before, here's the real thing" and I check and that's not true either.
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@punished_cait Why is the answer always "have the machine do therapy, have the machine do art, have the machines be out friends"? The machines should be doing the data entry and appointment scheduling so that the people have TIME for art and friendship. Capitalism is so grim.
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@BrandonLBradfor If he was such a genius he'd draw the actual obvious conclusion, supported by overwhelming evidence, that IQ tests are measures of privilege (access to education, good nutrition, rest, study time, cultural touchstones, etc) not of intelligence.
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@WanderinBritchz @KatherineOgawa @focusfronting Since complexity seems to be a difficult concept for some of you to grasp I guess I'm not surprised at the implication that people cannot feel more than one thing at a time.
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@Hbomberguy What does this even mean? How do your emotions know? Why do your emotions care? The only way it would matter is if *someone* tired the price to how much the buyer cared about you.
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@roastmalone_ The Gilmore (not like other) Girls were so "quirky" for eating junk food and takeout. (The actresses probably didn't dare touch it.)
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@BirdRespecter Sorry, they don't get to have their cake and eat it too. If they want us to keep certain hours, they should put us in the payroll and give us health insurance.
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@KateIswell I do not use porn and never have. Does not interest me. And I do not see anything here to be outraged about. This is not a mandatory class. This is not a class for children. It's a voluntary class that adults sign up and pay for. An interesting and relevant one.
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@BudrykZack And I'm pretty sure they don't explain that it's a tumor for several episodes. They are just like "yeah Stewie is in this show now" for like a month.
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@SheRatesDogs I love profiles like this because they build in an excuse for why no one is interested. "It's because they are shallow and can't handle my intellect." I'm going to steal this trick My next profile will say "anyone who doesn't match with me is intimidated by my extreme beauty."
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@latkedelrey I see we're doing "treating service workers poorly is part of my disability" again. How fun.
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