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All right, I’ll say it: the scroll from Disenchanted is anti-semitic.
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@AbdelRahmanM
@DanielTutt
@CNN
@andersoncooper
What’s that Anthony bourdain quote about how it seems everything is made in China. Except courage, courage is made in Palestine.
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@kattenbarge
@maestro9977
If someone is reading your own SSN to you it’s a scam. If someone’s asking for money, it’s a scam. If someone’s asking for cash. It’s a scam. This lady’s arguing is “but everyone told me I’m better than this” and she got scammed because she believed it.
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@kattenbarge
@maestro9977
She was on a phone for a few hours. In the comfort of her own home. She wasn’t in actual police custody being kept awake for 20 hours. And also: *always* *ask* *for* *a* *lawyer*
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@sgbuggs
YES to this. Like hell being a “personal finance advisor” for the Cut is itself a red flag. Like you’re telling me you pay rent on recipes like “first off, *start* with some capital. Then, let the capital *rest*”
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@TheAdamSass
Watching Suits and the way my brain melts before easy, consistent 4-6 main character dynamics on a constant loop on a well lit set with occasional on location inserts of a city that is clearly either Vancouver or Toronto…oh. Goes down like medium rare toast with butter.
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@IDontKn19947709
I am begging folks who don’t know other folks business to leave it as that: their business. Not everything is your platform for teaching the universe how to behave right.
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@adastroworld
@jessica_roy
@CJTheran
Right? Like she’s trying to be “what are we supposed to do? Everyone tells us to do this!” And like Maam, that’s why you getting scammed
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@HannahCCoach
Not liking something isn’t the same as being unsafe? *feeling* unsafe isn’t the same thing as being unsafe? Some folks like roller coasters, others don’t. And representing abuse or assault isn’t the same as abusing or assaulting a person? Hope that helps?
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@jodieegrace
Ok but never forget the day it was who framed Roger rabbit when Harry met sally rocky horror picture show and I stared at it for over an hour wondering if it was a trap
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@A_Luckmann
I’d love to be a philosopher 500 years ago like “hey I invented self consciousness name a new phase of history after me”
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@scumbelievable
Is it because Elon Musk is impulsively attracted to children and acts on this in a criminal way? Looking into it…
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@BrndnStrssng
I’d feel the same if it was a strong performance but it 100% was not. That character was not a character so much as a device. And Ferreras performance didn’t do much to make it more than that
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@GianmarcoSoresi
Omg this just in: colonialist apartheid states are no longer “things.” Anyone who says so is just twirling their Jew hating mustache and cackling at their
clever ruse
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Hey
#booktwt
, if you once wrote a five star review for “Freydis Moon” double check to make sure she’s not quoting you w/o consent on her scam IG
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@melnickjeffrey1
Gazan mothers “on the go,” report struggling to “have it all” while “juggling” commitments (famine, mourning, displacement, constant terror…)
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@offbeatorbit
Truthfully when I saw “personal finance advisor” I was like ok so your advice is: “have some money.” Then “let that money rise in the oven for 10-25 years or until doubled in size.”
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@melnickjeffrey1
Powerful celebrities, journalists, and attorneys of Palestinian origin cackling over their long game of getting fired from prominent jobs and shunned within their industries all for…THE SYMPATHY.
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@bendreyfuss
Sir. The gross thing is that it DOES cost $250,000. and that this sum would be basically pocket change. That is the gross thing. That people are pointing out.
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@fklein907
@meghantraudt
A rich drunk lady and she picked *you* to give advice to! For free! Blessed
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@eleanoir
Also my strongest held belief: get a job. Any job. Wait tables. Do anything else for two years minimum before you dare apply for a doctoral program. Especially if you have never had a break from the prep to college pipeline, You are still, in every way that matters, a child.
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@maeveaura
@IDontKn19947709
So what’s the answer. Stop the wedding? Abduct your friend? You can’t solve abuse by putting someone in a protective box. All you can do is say something, offer support, and keep that door open for when they’re ready.
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@christapeterso
Or: “it’s not a genocide because we haven’t killed enough of them yet. 🤷♀️ “
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@SeeJaneMarie
For richer or poorer: how being a child of immense wealth and privilege actually makes life *harder*
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@souljagoytellem
@wavykino_x
I think it’s because Sesame Street was originally made for black and brown kids and he can’t get over that anyone might do that, even when it turns out great things made for black and brown kids can be great things for white kids as well.
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@spacepanty
@ContraPoints
@SolemnEye19
I got masturbated at on the steps of the NY f***ing Public Library. The one with the lions. And that was just the first time. Of 3 diff times in nyc (video rental store, rom com section; and yes, the subway). Somehow didn’t murder anyone tho.
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@evanxitter
@_SpedKaczynski_
Sir there are no amount of carbs that make 7-8 shits a day normal. That is a thyroid disorder or, like, cholera.
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@kattenbarge
And this is correct I have neither children nor responsibilities. Christ himself could call and I will not be answering that phone.
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@kattenbarge
@maestro9977
Maam the trick is don’t answer the damn phone. And don’t hand over money. That’s it. That’s the trick. It’s not that hard.
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@anne_theriault
It’s definitely both of those things as well as some mysterious third thing that may involve having Freaky Friday’d with a Pasadena ceramics instructor
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@RGSahawneh
Not wanting to fuck all the time or not wanting to fuck someone immediately is not the same as living in a way that either quietly but consequentially challenges heteronormativity, a gender binary, or sex-essentialism. And it sure as shit isn’t something that gets targeted by law
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@_fullofstars
@finngalkn
If a woman is attracted to men, but rubs one out on the corner of a couch cushion, does that mean she’s actually a drizzle of seltzer water and a little baking soda?
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@AngryBlackLady
Did you ever stop to think that maybe this persons entire family was viciously run over & killed by someone driving themself to the ER for unexplained full body hives? And that everyone in school called them Hive Orphan after that? Oh you didn’t? smh
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@AngryBlackLady
I’ve also driven myself to the ER after sudden full body hives (& no known allergies). It was terrifying. It happens so fast & both times when I got there they were like “you did the right thing.” Like if u don’t have an epi or known source u don’t know if it will stop at hives
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@maestro9977
@kattenbarge
Exactly. Id call it reverse Karening. Like the hubris of thinking you’re so important the Manager of the CIA wants to talk to *you*
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@KaitlynAbdou
Literally what do people do for a living that folks can afford $165,000 of anything that isn’t, like, a mortgage
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@vmdcruz
@trishanderton
@_celia_bedelia_
@AlayneAdelaide
I’m sorry, do you regularly wash your underwear in the sinks of public toilets???? Like you have done this. More than once.
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@faoljew
@TheatreSpoonie
Sounds like some folks could stand to sit down and watch a 9 hour film about it
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@proffwolff
“I love you so much I think of what you’ll look like rotting to death before my eyes. Often.”
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@still_oppressed
“I’m an expert in antisemitism” is like that joke about being really good at identifying birds. Like yup that’s a bird
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@literarydesiree
Agree and I also think books like the hunger games has had a real and lasting impact on the ability of young folks to parse through systems of power (vs individualist heroes and villains)
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@BarryPierce
@ayearofthedog
I’m not sure how to blame MFAs for this. It’s clearly “movie in my head” writing. Folks grow up on film and think cinematically meaning they think they’re the actor and puppeteer (stage directions) not the director of interiority, theme, perspective
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@FixinYourUglies
@notcapnamerica
I mean, if it’s over there. And not over here. Like what you gonna do. You could go hide. But if it’s over there and not over here, why? If you’re watching it, you’ll *see* if it starts coming over here. *Then* you hide. Does that help?
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@4thClassOfficer
@jbarro
It’s called Reverse Karen mindset. Like, yes you’re so important that the Manager wants to talk to *you*
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@aasian
I know everyone who grows up with the Friends only feels like they’re all their “friend.” But I’m gonna go out on a limb and say Matt Perry probs didn’t want anyone dedicating child killing bombs to his memory
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@Cybersecdarek
@kirawontmiss
@ViolentFight
You read only in libraries??? You can take books literally anywhere! Like even in an MRI machine you can play an audiobook
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@daughter_ion
@AnnaKrauthamer
I had one of those huge books of “famous quotes.” I set aside time to parse through it, pick out my faves, write them in slips of paper in gold sharpie, then put them in a cigar box. My golden quotes.
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@BoringDrew
I find it creepy that people on here love Anna Karenina by Lev Tolstoy. Do people not realize it’s a book about sustainable public transportation viciously murdering a strong, modern woman?
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@JoshuaPHilll
Meanwhile CNN is gonna be like “A devoted father and grandfather who cherished his twin lived basset hounds Huey and Louis almost as much as he loved strawberry Jello…”
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@MikeIsaac
She literally got scammed AGAIN.
Like Nymag: ooh you should really tell *your story* 💫
Author: you think so?
nymag: totally
Author: not just for clickbait tho. Like this will help people. And show folks it can happen to anyone
Nymag: 🌝
Author: 🤡
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@weaverliterary
Following on IG just to see how long she keeps this up. It’s WILD, like WHAT:
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@maestro9977
@kattenbarge
Like she could have just done some financial advice stuff and been like “here’s what scams entail and how to avoid them” but this is her trying to prove (to herself, it seems) that she’s the person she thought she was when she’s not
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@danielsogay
I’ll never forget the day it was who framed Roger rabbit when Harry met sally and rocky horror picture show tho and that will cause trust issues
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@mooosecaboose
@mohansson
@VivaLaAmy85
@imbethmccoll
@JudiciaIreview
@ellieAPR
Women want to be financially comfortable, in a cozy but sharp looking sweater, in a world that respects them as autonomous sentient beings.
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@ghoulcowboyy
Writing a 1-3 star review on goodreads because you didn’t love a book isn’t harassing the author. Sounds like the author should detach herself from goodreads for a while
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@DrHistoryBrad
Still waiting for the day someone proves there is, in fact, a time to use UTILIZE instead of USE.
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@PusheenRage
@zachsilberberg
In which case you say, “on behalf of the crew we’d like to welcome aboard our elite pawfleet members as well as any platinum feather passengers who chose to let us take the wing today. Also, to our humans, please don’t be dicks share the armrest”
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@SoliSolstice
We don’t taste soap when we eat cilantro. It tastes like a delicious fresh herb. No soap. You have the soap gene
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@tomgara
“I’ve always been known for my excellent judgment” says freelance finance columnist who voluntarily pens column that could single handedly undermine her entire career
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@msmaysunshine
Also it’s a coming of age story that honestly depicts the way young folks at that time of their lives feel caught between intense fixations on “authenticity” and “what the rules (of society)” are at the same time they’re unwittingly mourning their own departure from childhood?
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@clhubes
@CartoonsHateHer
Once I had to tell a toddler they couldn’t drink an entire shaker of salt. They ran away and I had to chase them down and pry it from their tiny baby hands as they tried to unscrew the lid and swallow the contents whole. But yeah maybe I should have let them live their truth
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@Vanessid
@chorizanthe
I can straight up tell you academy voting is neither this straightforward nor organized nor even aware of how any biases may affect choices ostensibly made over craft alone.
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@Pie_Incognito
The only person I don’t want to share a bathroom with is the person washing their vagina in the sink.
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@BrndnStrssng
I think it matters in this case. Like she didn’t deserve to be nominated so I’m not gonna lose sleep over a bad nomination being overshadowed by ~discourse~
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@TheParishBro
@Trippn_Maan
@uhhhhhlexie
@1prettysami
@Babybonnieee
Fiji is great! Dasani is clearly the worst. Dasani is what you get when you juice plastic and then spit in it
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@flglmn
The harm *that comedy troup* has done to the Spanish Inquisition community simply cannot be measured. No one expected it. Which only speaks to the insidiousness of their original intent.
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@daniel_m_lavery
The whole point of her is she’s the opposite. My absolute favorite Oatmeal Heroine. Not everyone needs to be memorable, piquant. Sometimes a woman just wants to be greige and that’s OK. That’s feminism.
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@manjimagatsu
🌸~* s h e *~🌸 is a thin curvaceous child.
🏔️< H E > 🏔️is an actual apex predator. Like, financially as well as in other ways.
They work because under late capitalism it’s easier to be a kept child of Daddy ruling class than a wretch alienated from one’s labor.
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@SpectralAurora_
@AmonusSussy
Man I’m sorry, my mom is *exactly* the same way. She once said, to my face, “I had you because *you* were the one who was supposed to unconditionally love me.” Like as reference to her sense that my dad never did. And then straight up blamed me for their divorce 🤦♀️
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@lackingsaint
Contrapoints consistently shows how the critique of bigotry is a humbling business. To understand bigotry is to acknowledge we all are capable of it. (The bigot just fails reject it in themselves.) You can fight a thing and those who choose it while still seeing them as human.
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@agelender
I’m still 10 years barrell aged confused why folks don’t use the term ghetto to apply to Gaza. Like what else is it.
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@prettycritical
She’s counting she’s got a little diary where she has listed in a little pencil
Spreadsheet: “# of friends who checked in on me…by races”
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