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I write. I enjoy it. Hit me up if you need help with your assignments. Graduate in Architecture || Architect | @LFC || iMessage / Email: colinskones @icloud .com

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Karey Kay
9 months
I'm taking up new clients this spring semester. Kindly dm if you need assistance with assignments or class(es). 4 out of 7 slots available ☺❤
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3 months
@MusialaEra @l_bvb1909 Nope. 1. World Cup 2. AFCON. Any player will tell you that
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Karey Kay
6 years
Naiboi is taking notes. Last time he was told he should improve his live performances, today he's better than the whole wasafi guys who have perfomed. #WasafiFestival
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4 years
@CasarezKk 'I want them arrested..." that right there is entitlement...
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6 years
@ItsMutai Hapa ni regular sindio?
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4 years
Worst of all Bosibori tried to falsely frame an innocent man for sexual assault, the man in question was actually one trying to help her. She still got away with it anyway🤷‍♂️
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4 years
Lakini ka bosibori aliangusha same script na bado kanakuaga TL kakipayuka like naetsing happened, fear women like they say!😹😹😹😹
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6 years
@OleItumbi Pitia Langata Women's majioni umshow hivi
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4 years
@Joankubai2 Hii umetweet ukiwa kwa ile bedroom ya bedroom yako?😭😭
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Karey Kay
5 years
Lemme bring back this. Yes Moi is Kenya's second best president after Mwai Kibaki. Kamwana and daddy come 4th. RIP Daniel Arap Moi #RIPMoi
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Karey Kay
5 years
It's not even crazy that Daniel Moi is Kenya's second best president after Mwai Kibaki....The son of Jomo and his dad are both tied at the bottom.
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Karey Kay
4 years
@Sc0fy_ @WhiteCapLager It's taken me almost 30 minutes to find these photos because I saw people trolling and saying "half naked photos with dad kosokoso"....only to find that its just these beautiful moments of a daughter and her dad. Absolutely nothing wrong apart from being too gorgeous!
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Karey Kay
4 years
Before Azziad trended, Utawezana by @Femi_One was already trending at number 4 on YouTube. I actually listened to the song before I saw the azziad video.
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Tiktoker mkitumia song za Drake na content yako iende viral Hua mnaambia Drake awalipe ama aseme thank you? Wacheni kupea femi one pressure bana.
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6 years
5th Place Chelsea have a silverware for this season, 4th place Liverpool have a chance in the Champions Cup final, while second place Man Utd have enough pencils to draw a lot😂😂 @itsmorara Pole😂 @ItsBravin raah #FACupFinal
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Karey Kay
6 years
Hii vita ya Otile Brown na Vera Sidika is getting pettier by the day 😂 smh
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Karey Kay
7 months
@MrsJellySantos 😂 Actually, the least problematic person in this entire trip is that man. Seems like he has been minding his business
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Karey Kay
7 years
Well, I guess this confirms it was a serious way of looking for publicity😂😂 2000's kids tho....tutaona maajabu na nyinyi #ifikiewazazi #WhatWomenWant #BringRussiaHome (I've covered his handle😑)
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5 years
@paulakahumbu @BarackObama @Shallie_ Paula... What exactly have you done about it?
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Karey Kay
6 years
Yaani ulilipa 50 Bob uende upige @OsamaOtero 😂😂 alafu ukalipa 50 ya kurudi😂🏃 wauuuz Pettiness level inacheza same na ya Vera Sidika😂🏃
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𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝘄𝗵𝗼𝗺 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝗼𝗹𝗹𝘀
6 years
LMAO 250 TO the CBD na me hulipa 50 bob at most
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4 years
@Joankubai2 Angalieni vile sisi watu poverty tunalia huku kwa replies😭😭😭😂😂
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Karey Kay
6 years
@KTNKenya @UreportKe I can only simbathize with the Simba🏃🏃
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Karey Kay
7 years
@C_NyaKundiH @sohkysteve 😂😂😂 mtu wangu hujaskia...those are football legends in the country eg Betty Kyallo is capped 67 times for the country and is the all time top scorer. They really deserved to be there
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4 years
@leewaicha There are 3 other humans in the ISS rn, I guess
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Karey Kay
5 years
When my stomach begins some funny absorption noises and everyone is silent 😞
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captain hook 🪝
5 years
Nakuanga so embarassing 💀
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Karey Kay
7 years
I want Nasa to win the #PresidentialPetitionKe coz I want to vote for Uhuru Kenyatta again😂😂 bado sijatosheka🔥
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Karey Kay
6 years
Kenyans Kenyans Kenyans!!! They always said, "Rwanda does monthly clean-ups, Sonko please introduce the same in Nairobi" Now it has been introduced they be like, "nilipe taxes alafu nifagie barabara? Nigutee!!" Tutabaki stagnant Tu😂 #MyWasteMyResponsibility
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Karey Kay
4 years
@w_terrence @FBI @CIA @SecretService That's not even an American tweeting that mate😂😂😂😂 anyway, it's none of my business to tell you where that champ is from😂😂😂
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5 years
Pale #JKLive Kenyans have raised 2.4M Kenya shillings for Bianca Wambui in an hour!!! INCREDIBLE. #JKLive is influencial, Kenyans are incredible people!
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Karey Kay
4 years
@playboiezzy @w4mbui 😂😂ezzy leo anatweet kiswahili. Maajabu😂
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Karey Kay
4 years
@ElsaAngel19 Elsa si umeomoka na unaweza nunua yako sasa? Buy off that plane and go park it in your backyard because they messed you up.
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6 years
@mohwaalo @MikeSonko @RobertAlai Did you read what you typed?
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6 years
@michaeljohn005 @ntvkenya Amekuambia hana chakula kwa meza yake??
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Karey Kay
6 years
Ezekiel Mutua is arguing with facts and law from his side while the other two are throwing blank shots and feelings😂 #Sidebar
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Karey Kay
3 years
@AkilahObviously @amerix He literally has 4 wives...haha, lol.
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Karey Kay
5 years
@Chayyslayys Clout is a dangerous drug...and it shows
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Karey Kay
4 years
@ObamaMalik @LarryMadowo nikama uko na missed called hapa😂😂😂
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Karey Kay
6 years
@Eric_Mitchez @WilliamsRuto Haha iliacha kuwa ya Langata Primary?? So mlituma watoto wapewe teargas bure?😪 Wakenya tho😂😂 stick to one lane😂 kesho si mtaanza kusema ni ya KWS
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Karey Kay
5 years
@AnitaNderu @madd_flava @DorynMarl Lakini Anita ukweli ni you interviewed people for a job. And you ended up having the job. Kunaeza kuwa na siasa ilifanyika hapo katikati but what we all know is that.
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Karey Kay
6 years
I joined Aim Global yesterday and I've made all this😂😂 #KobiKiharaChallenge
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Karey Kay
5 years
@kipmurkomen "The other women led by Wanga, BABU and Mishi"😂😂😂😂
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Karey Kay
6 years
Nani anaweza sema majina yote ya DJ Shiti?😂😂😂 #BnWComedyShow
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Karey Kay
6 years
@JamesNjenga03 @kipmurkomen People should fight for positions they deserve/if they deserve; Equally!! Not being "given" ...Kidogo Kidogo waanze kusema we want one male president and a female president at the same time😂😂😂😂
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5 years
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Karey Kay
5 years
LMAO...Twitter Employment Committee are out here canceling a citizen TV reporter mainly juu ya accent na kizungu 😂😂 haha, hadi mnauliza alipataje kazi😂
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Karey Kay
5 years
CS Munya is just a slight upgrade of Kiunjuri?? Version 2.1
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Augustine Sang 🇰🇪
5 years
Agriculture CS Peter Munya says the locusts which invaded Kenya are now old and about to die, hence they can't cause further damage.
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Karey Kay
6 years
Brenda Wambui anakuanga ameblock KOT mzima😂😂😂 and goes to national TV to talk of KFCB REGULATING the public 😂😂 #Sidebar
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Karey Kay
5 years
@karigoh New content for Mwalimu Rechoo and NRG ledio!!
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Karey Kay
5 years
@jimbeglin Jambo Jim, Tanzania is a town in Kenya. Voi area to be specific. Siku Njema Jim
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Karey Kay
5 years
@matundura78 @Mwasjoe50 The public wants to be part of this conversation
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Karey Kay
6 years
People behaving as if "Ferdinand Waititu's" idea of diverting rivers is a new thing to this world....smh
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Karey Kay
5 years
Because most of them are not employed based on merit....
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5 years
Radio Stations kazi nikuiba topic zetu twitter but hawawezi iba topic ya unemployment
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Karey Kay
6 years
Kale girls are the prettiest girls Kwa hii streets za twitter😍😍 Let's not argue😂💥
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Karey Kay
5 years
@matundura78 @Mwasjoe50 @ODPP_KE Meanwhile, unaeza pitia hapa kidogo
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5 years
Just in case Joe Mwangi comes to delete these tweets
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Karey Kay
4 years
@BrianKiplangat3 @PettyMwaps Did you beat her tho?
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Karey Kay
2 years
Happy clients excite me🙈🥰 Anyway, RT this once you see it because my next client could be you or on your timeline, lol
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Karey Kay
6 years
So finally ODM Politicians finally realize Matiang'i had a point?😂😂 Have you seen the way kina Baby Owino, Sifuna and co. are betraying Miguna Miguna?? #StateOfTheNation @ItsBravin
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Karey Kay
6 years
#FineKikuyuTwitter niskie ng'wee😂😂 This one is for my fellow Valley people #FineKalenjinTwitter @KenyanOG_
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Karey Kay
7 years
@xtiandela Sijui nikuite butchery, una nyama😂😂 Ama nikuite matope? Juu kwako nmekwama😂😂😂 @timmytdat was here😂 #BestAfricanPickUpLines
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Karey Kay
5 years
Mike Sonko was just responding to what Esther Passaris.... But anyway....
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Karey Kay
3 years
@_wangwe "Aah si haipiti ata 50 bob?" (Knowing very well it's over sh500)
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Karey Kay
6 years
Miguna miguna please accept the offer and come back home and loot just like the rest. Its yout turn, I think wamekupa chance 😂😂😂 Raila already joined them btw, while you were away @ItsBravin @Shikohkihika
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Karey Kay
4 years
@Lazooj @KIMANIICHUNGWAH He wasnt even on the ballot bro..relax, huyu hayuko same class with everyone else😂😂
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Karey Kay
7 years
Nasa is transforming to National Resistance Movement (NRM) First of all😂😂 this is Museveni's party😂. Second of all, Uganda Hi✋
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Karey Kay
5 years
Lakini Matiang'i wants us to believe #sportpesa and 26 other betting firms were not paying their taxes except odibets and Shabiki? 🤔🤔🤔
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Karey Kay
7 years
Brian Rono is walking away with that 5M no doubt. Akikosa hapo @BLAZEKenya itabidi mmefungua servers😂😂😂 #BYOBTVShow
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Karey Kay
4 years
@LarryMadowo "Hospiraaal...converrred".....eiiiyyy come slow Larry 😭😂😂 imeacha kuwa sipital?
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Karey Kay
4 years
@Joankubai2 I noticed your lil' bro has an empty goal post. I can be his goalkeeper😂😂😂😂🙈
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Karey Kay
7 years
To all slay queens: Ni commissioner Roselyn Akombe ameresign sio akothee..tuko pamoja??🤷‍♂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Karey Kay
6 years
Y'all still doubt Wakanda is actually Kenya? Specifically Laikipia?? 😅 #WakandaForever
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6 years
@honkabogo Nikuje na slayqueens??😂😂
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Karey Kay
4 years
@susankihika Unakaa poa Mheshimiwa. Congrats on your win tho 😅
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Karey Kay
5 years
It's not even crazy that Daniel Moi is Kenya's second best president after Mwai Kibaki....The son of Jomo and his dad are both tied at the bottom.
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Karey Kay
6 years
So who has this tea?😂 What's going on? #playkemusic
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6 years
@millanouma @MikeSonko Kupiga mapicha😂
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Karey Kay
5 years
@RabbitTheKing The revolution is happening!! #IstandWithKingKaka
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Karey Kay
7 years
Wadau mmesema hii maneno #IfikieWazazi ? 😂😂😂 Hebu mkipata namba yao mniskumie #WhatWomenWant
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Karey Kay
6 years
All this KFCB nonsense will see us, Kenyans, consuming a lot of foreign material because we simply won't be able to generate our own. A Kenyan Youth can afford all that with this rate of unemployment #EnoughWithKFCB @ItsBravin @Shikohkihika
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Kenya Film Classification Board
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Filming in Kenya? 1. Work under (register as) a filming agent--K.shs12,000pa 2. License for a documentary, short drama/feature/stills--K.Shs5,000 3. License for full length feature film (>40minutes)--K.Shs15,000 4. Per day filming fees--K.Shs1,000 Dr. @EzekielMutua , @moscakenya
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Karey Kay
6 years
Mariga fluently speaking Italiano🙌🙌🙌😂 #JKLive
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Karey Kay
6 years
For how long will @InfoKfcb keep "burying" creativity alive? So is KFCB now giving youths loans and grants to support them?? How are they empowering them so that they can generate 28k a month? #EnoughWithKFCB
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Karey Kay
5 years
@herine_lando It's a private institution...you either take it or post it on twitter 😂😂😂
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Karey Kay
4 years
Goodness may!!😥😭😭 Fly by @RabbitTheKing X @PascalTokodi is so emotional!!! And @namelesskenya made an appearance!
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Karey Kay
6 years
Alikiba has MoFAYA energy drink that's even yet to hit the Market then all of a sudden Diamond Platnumz Introduces Bellaire Iconic chupas iliyo na sura yake. Seriously nini huwa shida ya hao majamaa??😪😂😂
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5 years
@RozieMakena Hulalangi?
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5 years
@AnfieldWatch And Origi the first Kenyan!
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7 years
@MikeSonko Lakini sonko hapa leo tunadisagree....7 months hukuwa umenotice hio pesa???
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4 years
@KIMANIICHUNGWAH @wagurasam Tuma Mpesa pia mimi niweke hio kama profile pic
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Karey Kay
4 years
First, it's not your place to say that. Secondly, hospitality isn't dead! Lastly, you're a grown up, be it
@mwabilimwagodi
TL Elder
4 years
I received some interns today and one is 2nd year Catering Management at a local uni. I asked her why hospitality, she said she is passionate about it. I told her passion is a fruit, change your major to something serious as soon as possible. PASSION! HA!
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Karey Kay
7 years
@NelsonHavi 😂😂😂acha matusi umewezwa hapa . @OleItumbi amekuunmask😂 "Chinese lawyer"
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Karey Kay
6 years
Portugal drew with Spain and suddenly Ronaldo fan boys think they have won the world cup it its just the first match😂😂😂 @ItsBravin
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Karey Kay
6 years
@KibetBenard_ Acha kutupima waba daddy... There's it from the horse #EnoughWithKFCB
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Karey Kay
4 years
@droid254 Btw those apps should know that being "allowed to access your contacts" doesnt mean being allowed to contact them. And also, contacting them is breach of privacy mostly against the contacts and not necessarily you....
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Karey Kay
6 years
Liverpool signed Brazil's number 1, Allison (ahead of Ederson) for a record breaking fee while Chelsea signed Spain's number 3 keeper, Kepa (Behind De Gea and Reina) for 80M😂😂👏👏 And people are out here pretending to stay silent about it
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Karey Kay
4 years
@brianmutinda_ "What message would you love to give to young people"...the most annoying question often asked out of context. Nkt
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Karey Kay
4 years
@kipmurkomen Bro really slid in there..."when we get a worse president..." casually like we wouldn't notice he just called Uhuru a terrible president 😂😂 Gloves really off!!
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Karey Kay
6 years
@Muluvi @ItsJeffreyJeff This shoe has been specially made for a certain radio station I know 😂😂 it's a shoe that fits.....
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Karey Kay
4 years
Sauti Sol is the best band in Africa but you know who comes second? Its @TheBandBeCa !! #DUNDAKEJANI #10over10
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Karey Kay
6 years
Is this your Arsenal? #LIVARS
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Karey Kay
6 years
Ironically, I am on Dr. Ezekiel Mutua's side Kwa hii conversation. #Sidebar
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Karey Kay
6 years
I was watching this movie, "the crown", inaongelea story ya Queen Elizabeth 😭 Na kitu imeniboo is that scene where the Queen was in Kenya. It was shot in South Africa and they have the audacity to call it Nairobi 😭😭😂😂hatujaskia mbaya lakini, Kenya tumezoea kudharauliwa
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Karey Kay
3 years
@BrooklynMBE1 @josiah_gatuni @Sun_Chaser_KE @Its_Ezzy_ Lol, reducing carbon emissions is reducing the number of cars not traffic jam...the number of cars zikibaki same with or without jam, carbon emissions will be same....haha
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