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JUNE will finish me 😭
Men are expensive, stick to socks and boxers if you are gifting them. 100k plus gone just like that 😭😭😭😭
Anyway, to the guy who always has my back, unconditionally, a very happy early birthday ❤️
I got you, always 🥰
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SHUT THIS COUNTRY DOWN ON TUESDAY, AND EVERY SINGLE DAY AFTER, COZ WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!!!!!!
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Shove those insights where the sun doesn't shine.
Fellow Kenyans, particularly the youth of Generation Z, I want to share my professional journey and the insights I’ve gained. Before venturing into politics, I served as a pilot and Director of Flight Operations for a multinational corporation engaged in humanitarian relief
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ok, sielewi marriages kabisa, how are you broke broke but can't ask your woman to bail you out? kwani what are these partnerships for?? hamwezi saidiana? tf are you together for in the first place?
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Halafu uolewe Central, unatolewa mortuary kama umeingizwa kwa shimo 😂😂
No drama,no bull fights, no nothing, chei, I'll scream from my grave 😂😂😂
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He found himselefuuuuu a Luo man and he's been glowing ever since. Happy for him ❤️
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Huyu anataka kupika kuku...ya KIENYEJI ,na RICE??????? !!!!!You see why it's always advisable to marry/ date people from your tribe??! SMFH
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Name one Kenyan CEO who would even think of this 👇 LOL ,
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The problem is that you guys think we've met Rao today, man, we've supported him for decades, we know exactly who he is and we love him anyway! Sisi hata hatukua huko kwa cost of living, cost of living is very personal, same as 'security starts with you ' 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Niliwaambia Rao has no interest in story na cost of living.... It's just his personal gains to be met...mkatumiwa kama kawaida wengine wakafa,wakaumia Sasa mko on your own 🤣
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A man who is able to control his Love for alcohol and thirst for women, has discovered true freedom, and nothing can control that nigga.
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Gabriel Oguda ako sawa kabisa.....I thought we all should take responsibility of our actions?😂😂😂 ama being reminded that you are suffering coz of the choices you made at the ballot is where you draw the line? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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I hope the new CEO won't be Kenyan mahn, we have the unique ability to ruin everything we touch
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Make sure your accounts ziko very straight, hire very good accountants. Audited reports zikuwe straight kabisa , the next 5 years mtapata exactly what you voted for 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hustler atawale!
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About to make poor financial decisions…. Look at that! 🥹🔥
Subaru peeps, your comments on this model? Maintenance? Parts?
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My cousin bomoad a D, meeting imeitwa aongeleshwe, ameambia kila mtu akuje na certificate yake ya form 4.... else he ain't showing up for that meeting, ati he needs to think about his next move 😂😂😂😂😂😂 GOAT!!
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Kama Miguna ni mjanja akuje hiyo time ya Obama....kiumane pale airport 😂😂😂😂
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This guy has just given all the beggers on Uhuru highway 1k each.....counted like 7 wueh! One mama was even crying 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩
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halafu we change our mind kesho twende gigiri 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The number of Police Lorries heading to JKIA as early as now is crazy.......yaani wameenda kujipanga sahii.
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So, a biker passes me on Thika rd and we exchange those glances 😂😂he slows down,says hi, had a maaaad bike 😍😍😍 a GOK car comes and imbecile starts pointing fingers....ok, long story short, please RT till I find him, my soulmate might be on your TL 😫😫😫
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So now we have 2 presidents, mmoja aki bleki, the sober one anashikilia 😂😂😂
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Hahahah, someone's house is where you remember about corruption and your taxes but ikifika ku vote suddenly you are an empty debe? Nonsense!
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You want proof that Kenyans are complete idiots that can't be helped? Check the
#UnmaskingApolloMboya
WHO CAN'T SEE THE FRAUD AND INCOMPETENCE THAT IS KPLC??
Hata kama ni kutafuta pesa, this is being extremely foolish!
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We are broke Jeff.
Weekend MOOD activated!! 😅🙌
What’s your Weekend Plan?!
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YOU WANT TO SAVE THE YOUTHS FROM ALCOHOL AND DRUGS BUT YOU ARE SILENT WHEN YOUR HUSBANDS ARE KILLING THEM??? WHERE ARE THE PRAYER WARRIORS WHEN YOU NEED THEM???
@Pastor_Dorcas
@FirstLadyKenya
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Sonko amejaribu kukazia ujinga imekataa,don't fight nature 😂😂😂😂😂
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And that is our top CID source from wangige, back to you Larry in studio
Vile jowie anadunga Maribe jicho (babe Aki pole we will get through this) na vile Maribe anastruggle kulenga (I told you it was a bad idea) says two things;
1. Jowie did it. Maribe knew and had warned him prior to doing it
2. Maribe tried to help him cover it up nonetheless.
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So I went for a meeting jana......
Doing business in this Nairobi is too difficult....too difficult, if you don't bump into cartles....there is this group....sigh!
So u are caught up between being respectful or being blatantly rude 🙅
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Roads in western are just pathetic! Have you gone to Nyeri?? people have 12 lane tarmacks to their doorsteps, huku ni re carpeting tu. And the luhya leaders are ok with that Kuenda kukunywa chai state house ndio kazi wanajua, shenzi kabisa!
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Left Nairobi at 7am , was in Nakuru by 8:56AM..... believe the hype, the CX5 is an absolute BEAST!!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
This is the most beautiful experience I have ever had, picking, consumption general performance... 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Wow, that butchery yaani had mpaka an auditor? Damn. Kidogo kidogo tungeskia Zulu meats iko Nairobi Stock Exchange. Wow
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As you turn up at whisky rivers, 1824 or whatever places u choose to unwind and buy yourself and ur imaginery internet friends beer and choma...make sure ur mama at home ain't eating mbogaz please...😢
Turn her up too...she is the only person u will run to when things get thick.
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Guys got to work today and were given letters.....friday would be their last day at work...they were told wakienda christmas festivities wabaki village... said company is closing down....that's how SMEs are fairing on.
#TanoTerror
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Or you can just be a decent human being and raise the kids without caring wether they are yours or not
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Wait until Ken OKoth says he is running for the gubernatorial seat...hapo ndio watu wata realize he is a Luo 😂😂😂😂
But for now, wacha afanye maendeleo kibera
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KPLC, KENATCO, UCHUMU, MUMIAS SUGAR, KENYA AIRWAYS, KENYA ITSELF .....the list is endless, but you still wanna get a Kenyan to head the only one good thing we have left??
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you
@NPSOfficial_KE
prioritize bribes over human life? What happened to humanity man??I had to rush a dying man to hospital in the boot of my car today because your officers are incompetent as hell!This is dangerous to the patient! I dont have the energy to tell this story today
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NAIROBI- MOMBASA- WATAMU-MALINDI successfully completed. She's an absolute beast, this girl 😍🥰🥰
To the next adventure ✨️
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Ladies, There's a scent, Sauvage by Dior...get it for the special man in your life, if you can, ...thank me later 😅😅
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Did Jaguar cry when his range rover killed some villagers?
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They were the victims
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....blame all these on the stone, throwing Luo brothers.
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Nyama straight from the slaughter house, goat 300 per kg, mtaani unauziwa 600 😎
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Westlands mvua inanyesha proper, God fearing community huko.... then thika rd is dry AF! Watu wanashindwa mbona umeweka full lights . Stop sinning thika rd residents.. turn to Jesus and be saved!
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Milan pia the day they will stop giving free and complimentary food hamtaskia story zao kwa TL tena
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Halafu wakili alipwe na nini?
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I recently had terrible cramps, like REALLY TERRIBLE.
Mans went and bought me some tampons and painkillers,cooked me dinner and massaged my back and tummy the whole night..that's the closest I have ever come to getting someone out of the friendzone.
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Ayayayaya, nimetumiwa pesa za kununua bike y'all I'm so emotional right now 😩😩😩😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
Mnishike ama nitoe mtu friendzone mimi 😩😩😩
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Been one hell of a ride!!!!...time to Move.🙏
Fiiiiiinally taking that step I have been dreading for so long!..... finally getting out of my comfort zone...
Let's see what the universe has in store......🧚🧚💃😊
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All the online polls...YES....ONLINE, shows Raila clearly ahead....all these polls can't be wrong.... Uhuru will only win of he steals..FACT
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Discovered a new recipe of making soft layered chapos and I think I have been making chapos every week ever since 😍
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Shake dis table 😂😂😂😂😂 same way girls used to be bashed here coz they were 'getting babies before marriage' till your favs got caught up....and now its 'awwwws' allover...anyways, of importance is life.
Kitambo sisi machali hukula miraa madem walikuwa wametudharau sana until cool kids wakaanza kukua handas. Walikuwa za " eeew, you mean you eat khat". Siku hizi hata hawamind kuhang out na maboy hukula handas. Thank you cool kids
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IT'S NEVER A CHILD'S FAULT, you can't just walk away after a DNA test proves otherwise, legally you are the child's father, and can be sued for child support.
Or you can just be a decent human being and raise the kids without caring wether they are yours or not
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@JamesKWaNjeri
we are just getting started. na mwambie ashike simu, sisi hatuna ubaya hata, we just want to say hi
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A small mistake when replacing the brakepads has caused me this nightmare.......sigh 😕
Modern cars need to be handled with care. Ningekuwa na Toyota singekuwa nateseka hivi 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Kenyan artists...Mmeskia pahali Don Moen akishout, sijui dj, weka namba 2! Eeeh?? LEARN! Now thats a concert i would pay a fortune to attend
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So brethren, i carried some lunch, it is now 8:56 am😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥
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Will you also boil your vagina for the next person? Lmao
If you and your person breakup, shouldn't you throw away all the toys and buy new ones for your next person? Or because the economy is bad you just put them in a sufuria full of boiling water to clean them up
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This is my absolute best friend! We've been together for over 3 years and he still treats me like his queen. He still prays for me every morning,opens the door for me, pulls my chair and waits for me at the salon.I LOVE YOU WAFULA 😍😍😍
#letsgrowoldtogether
#KobiKiharaChallenge
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Guyss, Shad is still MISSING!!!
@DCI_Kenya
WHERE IS SHAD
@WilliamsRuto
WHERE IS SHAD
@rigathi
WHERE IS SHAD
@NPSOfficial_KE
WHERE IS SHAD
@IG_NPS
WHERE IS SHAD
@OleItumbi
WHERE IS SHAD
@UKinKenya
@USEmbassyKenya
#FreeShad
#RejectFinanceBill2024
#TotalShutdownKE
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BREAKING NEWS
"Police officers are rioting in Kisumu, Residents are trying to calm them down"
😂😂😂😂😂
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Trump's exit from the white house should be streamed live for the whole world to see 😂😂😂😂😂
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Francis Gachuri, very sober mind. Zubeida should learn a thing or two
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Usizoeshe watu to walk all over you, sometimes be as selfish as possible.
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