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My sister was Carjacked a few days ago
Robbed off everything like everything
Tell me why
@SafaricomPLC
You are refusing to give us complete mpesa statements of the monies that was sent to unknown numbers !!?
@SafaricomPLC
@Safaricom_Care
????
Tf
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Can you imagine the audacity that
@Safaricom_Care
had ?!!
They called my mother !!!!! Asking for me ?????
‘Is this Herine’s mom?’ Alaaaaaaa alaaaaaa
Mnakataa kusaidia Sasa mnaenda ‘kunishtaki’ ? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
lol
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Hon Mwangaza?
Even I get mistaken sometimes for another MP - Isaac Mwaura
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It was a one min call
As you can see it’s an incoming call.
They asked about me , then proceeded to ask my mom to give them my sister’s phone number. My mom ended up ending the call because wtf
@SafaricomPLC
How did you get her number ? And how sure were you she’s my mom ?
Can you imagine the audacity that
@Safaricom_Care
had ?!!
They called my mother !!!!! Asking for me ?????
‘Is this Herine’s mom?’ Alaaaaaaa alaaaaaa
Mnakataa kusaidia Sasa mnaenda ‘kunishtaki’ ? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
lol
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I hope all bouncers during this period have realized that kukataa mtu aingie club coz anakaa mdogo ilikuwa ufala wanafanya .
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I was today years old when I found out that Davido actually says
"But now I'll follow you " not
"Banana follow you " 😂😂😂
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this you ???? Lmfaoooo
Nahurumia madem huwa wanapanda matatus, Kwani you don't know your worth?
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Check on your luo parents. They are not even eating, nyasaye 💀💀
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I have a cousin who finished University 7 years ago. She cleared with a First class honours from UoN with Bachelors of Economics. She is a CPA-k certificate holder and up to now,she has never been employed. She has a helb loan which she has never paid because she has never
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Men will apply body lotion on their faces and nothing will happen to them
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My small sister saw my stretch marks akasema
"Unapenda kukaa chini sana ndio maana ukona alama za kulala kwa matako"
😪😪
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I've just seen this
"Ati don't give up,ata nyanya imekazana ikafika bei ya apples"
I can't stop laughing 😂
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@Safaricom_Care
She requested at a safaricom shop and they gave her the statement in which some of the names were blurred . Esp the transactions that were made at that particular day.
Explain to me like Karen Nyamu why you would do that !!!!!!!!!!!!
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Kids of today will never know how we used to eagerly wait for Jambo Junior Fan Day at carnivore splash 😭😭😭
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Aiiiiiiiiiii !!!!
Kwani mnataka nitembe uchi ndio mnikatie?????????🙄
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My mom has just told me
"Na ukisalimiwa usalimike,unaweza kuwa unalenga bwana yako"
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So,I've passed these guys and they said hi,I replied and then they told me
" mtu huringa kidogo,si ati ukisalimiwa unajibu haraka"
Am NOT TRUSTING MY MOM,AGAIN !!!
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Hey.
You are really cute.
I would like to go on a date with you.
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Teachers are not good people !
They are the biggest bullies
Bodyshamers
Haters
Abusers
Like yuck !
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@Safaricom_Care
We fucking did you bastards!!! Kwani hujui kusoma
We went to safaricom with an OB number. So now apparently, we DCI can’t proceed because you don’t want to release the statements!!!
Fuck you
@Safaricom_Care
@SafaricomPLC
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"Marry a beautiful wife ndio mkienda family gathering ataambiwa atengeneze salad si kutengeneza matumbo."
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Ata labda Principal ako mahali anakunywa
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Leo asubuhi first year alini katia uwiii
"Ati wacha nikupeleke na rieng"
Okay ni sawa am small but pls niko 3rd year sir 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Nikienda kufungulia mzazi gate then nitoke kama nimevaa viatu zinanitoshea
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"Enda uambie mom unataka apike chapo. Na usiseme ni mimi nimekutuma"
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Yani Rihanna knows Majimbo exists. This girl aliomoka proper 😭😭😭😭
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🤭🤭
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Sijai skia mtu anaongea ufala kama huyu manzi Vivian. Kwani yeye akiambiwa aende a perform for free atakubali ?
Wanajaribu kubeba Azziad ufala sasa
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Dating light skin women = having beautiful kids
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Just make sure that you are the one In Nairobi.
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Ata Wizkid ali perform kwa stage ya ufala kwanza huko Nakuru mahali wezi wote wako based na bado tu aliimba. Who is Sauti sol !
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Huyu ni mama ya nani ?
Jamani 💀💀💀
"Usiogope kuomba mama matako" 😂😂
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Don’t forget men used to strip women naked in public just because they felt like ‘we shouldn’t wear’ some outfits. That particular year was super scary to be a woman.
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Una try kuflosia nani?
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Why are women cooking him ?
He’s saying the truth though !
How can you take a child to the club !!! Very mannerless.
DJ Pierra Makena anaenda na Mtoi wa 8 years clubs usiku akienda gigs.Single mothers wengine huwa wajinga tu.
Waah, ata kama Mtu anafaa kulea mtoto wake venye anataka, hio nayo si poa.
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Just listen to this ....
Ata kama ni wewe si unge ingia tu box ? 😂
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Hizo fridge za influencers huniudhi sana
Juice tu ndio imejaa na soda ffs wtf is that ? Before you come for me jua unaongelesha nani 🤣🤣🤣
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Huyo mtu ameitwa sunshine the last two days amefanya kazi poa ☺️
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Nobody looking at that white dress Michelle
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Relax,mkikulana hamkuwa mnatuitisha glucose
current scenes in Juja😂😂😂ebu tupewe glocuse na maji aki coz weuh ni kubaya!!😂😂😂😂😭😭😭✋🏼
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I can’t pretend that a man is buying me things and he isn’t 😂😂😂😂 hiyo energy sina.
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Someone who I once considered close ghosted me simply because she believed that she does not owe me any explanation as to why they were moving weird on me. Female friendships lack accountability,some but I usually say it gets better you’ll find people who match your energy 😌
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Men are so happy when we are not around. Just look at them 😂😏
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Princess Lando 😗
How did you dress to the last wedding you attended? Quote w pics :)
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You must be the one they call Alex Ndiritu. Phones are so impersonal. Why don't we meet for 30 minutes and talk for show. Dembe will forward you the location. If you care to hear me out,wonderful. Otherwise ,good luck because the FBI is coming for you.
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Matiang'i
Nani anajua mganga anaeza fanya Monday ikuwe Friday?
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Gari ya mzazi isikufanye ufikirie unaweza teka msupa yeyote 😂
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Men ask you when is your birthday then end up doing nothing lol
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Nakumbuka venye madem walikuwa wame kufia Ian Leakey na Platnum Malik magoti zangu zinaisha nguvu
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Carrie can shake peoples relationships and she’s not even doing anything just chilling and looking cute with her sprite bottle 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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This is the bag which will be used to hide
20 million Naira in all Nigerian movies .....
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I finally bought my thongs,
Damn,they make my ass look fat 😍😍😍😍
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Dem akisema yeye hajui kupika like huwa anaona yeye ni bad bitch eeeh sorry wambo !!
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Me: Mom Natak.......
Mom:
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" but at least sisi tulikuwa live na Tory,hiyo ndio ina matter sindio babes ? Unajua binadamu ni kuongea"
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He just went
"You are a Kenyan like me matha.............. " akakumbuka anabonga na karao 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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8 years ago Damian Marley blessed us with a gem; Affairs of the heart ❤😭
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"Vile unaogopa babako kuna sahi slay queen ana mshow,babe wacha ujinga"
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Carlton’s future girlfriend
She doesn't drink ,she doesn't smoke, she doesn't party,she's always at home ,who is she?
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"Babe,nitachelewa kiasi na chill na Esther hapa"
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Post nut ‘kfc’ clarity hits so hard 😭😭😭😭like I really wanted ‘you’ but after that yuckkkk 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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