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BREAKING: Senator Bernie Sanders has just crashed the ECW Arena to confront Sabu.
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Good ol' Jim Ross in his bag for AEW Fight Forever. Just fantastic job. He got paid to do this. And someone got paid to supervise it. And then, someone got paid to put it in the game. And someone got paid to supervise that. I
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Here, timeline. Have a butt.
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@CeeHawk
My mom bought one, pulled it out of the box and a cockroach was running around inside.
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Doing my best to disregard the many inflammatory President O statements and roadblocks.Thought it was going to be a smooth transition - NOT!
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@katiemaryrich
I'm 100% convinced there was no better way to word this joke or deliver it. Home fucking run.
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@darth
Stallone was waiting patiently for me to get situated on the couch, so he could cuddle.
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*hits Buh Buh Ray Dudley in the nuts with a 970 page student debt forgiveness bill*
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@morgan_moore_96
They are. They're the BRAND. They sold 60k before announcing ANY talent. Before they announced Punk was even back in time for this last one.
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It's just... I dunno. How can you be proud of that?
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@CeeHawk
He could have gone anywhere and gotten that kinda money. But probably not that much. But that kinda money. Like you know. The shape and color.
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Oh, no. I liked it, then saw it was posted 40 seconds ago. I'm that guy.
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@CharioBro
@Wario64
Or not play video games at all? Those are the options.
I can see why this costs so much. And I still think it's a step in the right direction. And until you build a cheaper one to sell en masse, I don't wanna hear it.
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Eat shit, Barstool.
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If you see any of these guys in your neighborhood, stay away. Call the police.
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@ATLVibesOnly
@barelyyalex
@TheyTrulyHateU
@_BorkAndBeans_
@TradWife2049
Good job sticking to your convictions, there, stud.
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@MsBlaireWhite
Definitely not blindly. But should be heard, 100%. Due process is just as important for the alleged victim.
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Have some motivation and a killer butt. Double threat for my Twitter followers.
Hey,
Psst. It's Monday. I'm proud of you, and I want you to remember that patience is a fickle beast. But, you're doing great and I know you're going to get through whatever you're dealing with. Even if you don't need that reassurance and it's a good day, I'm happy for you. 🤗💜
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@stacycay
He's so sweet. I'm glad he's being so open about it. Especially when it comes to him being fluid about it.
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@zenpeacekeeper
@orinanne
Katherine Schwarzenegger raising her hand in that third one. Oh, man.
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@morgan_moore_96
No one 100% knew. Not even Punk or Tony. Like I said, I'll put a tenner on it.
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PEOPLE WHO CAN'T WRESTLE TELLING PEOPLE THEY CAN'T WRESTLE IS insane.
If she wasn't capable of being in the ring, the biggest company in the world would not put her in the ring.
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ISO: A graphic artist that can create a logo that we already have mockups for. Reach out. Let's shake something loose.
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"I love my Ford so much, I'm going to let others experience it!"
Conservative Pastor Dale Partridge says he is “literally going to sell my Ford,” because the automaker filmed an ad appealing to LGBTQ folks.
First, Ford has featured ads like this for years.
Second, they already have Dale’s money so hard to see how this sends a message.
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Markus Crane was INSANELY (by definition) creative.
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@rx0rcist
Like... On one hand, you shouldn't have to do this. But conversely, I get insanely happy when you do. That growl in your serious voice makes me wanna toss a car.
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@GamingBizWatch
@justW365
@Greytizi7
@nypost
I think your problem is that you're using it as a counterpoint, right out of the gate. It's hard not to read that as divisive.
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@JobberNationTV
@CeeHawk
Yes. We are. To answer your question. Politics isn't a Coke vs Diet Rite thing. It's much more serious.
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Kevin Sorbo sees "The Dumbest Conservative on Twitter" as a competition. And let me tell you, this simple motherfucker is out for blood.
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Just when you think you know what's gonna happen...
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@TheSonofSean
@MajorWFPod
@TheMattCardona
@Myers_Wrestling
@ThatKevinSmith
Serious question, looking for a serious answer. What were you hoping to accomplish, here?
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This is terrifying and adorable. Like when dogs get rowdy.
In Zambia, two male hippos go to war at a camp site.
Male hippos have the highest constant testosterone levels of any animal on earth.
It’s a big reason they are always so territorial and aggressive.
Video: Rory Friedman
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@DoxxxyStocksy
@hollinger
It's the literal opposite of "cleaner I got this" but somehow the exact same energy.
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Angry isn't the word for it. Sad isn't the word for it. Grief isn't the word for it.
Some of my favorite moments over the last twenty years involved Markus Crane. I love him and he had this weird respect for me.
I don't know what happened, but I hate it. I hate it.
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Kevin Sorbo sees "The Dumbest Conservative on Twitter" as a competition. And let me tell you, this simple motherfucker is out for blood.
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They didn't actually do anything to you, and you wanted them gone? And prayed for them to leave?
Jesus would have beat your ass.
Born agains always believe the most over the top things are happening to them.
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@JobberNationTV
@CeeHawk
Opinions that vote against actual people and cultures. Like I just fucking said. Not just a preference thing.
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It was then that
@TheDonovanAllen
decided to flee the scene on his giant sized flying
@zahraschreiber
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@funkytowntx
@kiwithesmol
Dog, what's your endgame here? If you're feeling that strongly about it, tweeting about it to someone is like throwing gas at your car, hoping it gets in the tank.
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