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I only regret that I have but one vote to cast for my President
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@TheManlet_King
Look at Chris Evans. They put him in flop after flop for a decade before he finally caught on w/Captain America. Now they act like he’s always been a star.
Meanwhile the dude from Avatar was in 3 massive blockbusters back 2 back and you hardly ever see him anymore
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@KILLTOPARTY
Work is where you send your wife to spend the best hours of her day with other men. Being close together and sharing struggles until she comes home to her husband for a couple of hours, spent, exhausted and resentful of the stranger she shares a house with.
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@lporiginalg
@plzbepatient
Never in my life have I ever met someone so amazing I would willingly invite this drama into my life.
Also, who do you think she picked up that ghetto twang from?
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@captivedreamer7
I’m as right wing as they come. Have been for probably longer than a lot of these young bucks have been alive.
This guy has always rubbed me the wrong way. Gives me the creeps in a way I can’t describe. Like he’s wearing a skin suit.
Very unsettling.
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@bizlet7
Turn off all social media, TV and advertising.
Have your family and village help you find your partner. Have as many kids as possible.
The end.
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@Nature_and_Race
If that were my kid he’d be out on the street or in jail by the next day.
But then I’d never raise a kid like that, so…
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@ramzpaul
My family are from the Birmingham area going back centuries
It was my grandparents generation, “Silent Generation”/WW2 era, who were the first to stop having 10 children to a family.
Stunning to discover that, really.
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@bronzeagemantis
When I said we needed less Longhouse and more Longboat I meant the Viking ones
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@bizlet7
I’ve been horny before
I don’t believe I’ve ever been THAT horny
He really is built different
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@CityBureaucrat
My whole life my mom told me about my Scottish Jew great grandmother.
When I showed her my DNA test that had no Ashkenazi heritage whatsoever she just shrugged and said she must’ve got it wrong.
I’d been telling Jewish jokes under false pretenses for decades.
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@revenant_MMXX
She ain’t even that big by modern standards. Mainly seems like she has low self esteem.
That being said I’ve always hated modern “dating”
It’s like the worst job interview with your soul on the line.
Always had the best luck meeting people casually and taking it from there.
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@plzbepatient
When I was younger you’d always run into old ladies on the street. Cart full of groceries. Not a care in the world. Always a little joke or quick story to share and you’d walk away with a smile on your face.
I miss those days.
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@cimmerian_v
We have barred the gates but cannot hold them for long. The ground shakes, dreidels... dreidels in the deep. We cannot get out.
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@heywildrich
I’ll never forget that. I can’t remember her name, to my eternal shame. But I’ll never forget her 11 year old body ripped in half when that Islamist ran her over.
We should have took a stand then.
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@WokeParentLs
@plzbepatient
Don’t they tell these people that testosterone is a mood booster?
It’s like giving someone stimulants.
“Oh, I feel a lot better now.”
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@robertlasagna1
A friend of mine went to Alaska to try get work on a crab boat and the only job he could get was poking out fish eyes on an assembly line alongside Russian prostitutes.
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@bizlet7
Status symbol for the hubby too.
If he was smart he’d have hired an old Mary Poppins type.
Or, ya know. Just raise the kid yourself 🤷🏻
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@nrken19
Reminds me of the Saxon Stories novels where Uhtred of Bebbanberg thinks he’s living in the end times because he looks at his Saxon surroundings compared to the ruins the Romans left behind.
He thinks his is a culture in steep decline.
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@hrothgar_29
@DC_Draino
It’s not like a cartel didn’t massacre 3 women and 6 children a couple of years ago over “mistaken identity.”
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@stoiciticus
@bizlet7
@KILLTOPARTY
It’s true. That’s why they take it all so personally.
They project themselves onto these figures to live vicariously through them. Seen it a thousand times.
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@bizlet7
If you can go, go.
A lot of people aren’t cut out for it or don’t have the resources and end up being hurt in the longer term.
In my cohort they insisted everyone went to college and it screwed up a lot of people’s lives.
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@bizlet7
Why is 5 considered an insult to most people? 5 is the middle, the average. This is an average looking woman. Not ugly, but not stunning.
Many such cases.
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@aimeeterese
A 19 year old woman is more Machiavellian than a 45 year old man.
They know what they’re doing and they LOVE it.
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@diamondmolar
I literally ignore most women out in public and knowing how much they seethe always puts a smile on my face.
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@bronzeagemantis
Most women have to gussy themselves up with the hair, the makeup, the flattering outfits.
Put a man to work in an open field for 6 weeks and it only enhances his natural aesthetic.
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@ManletThorin
Sam and Frodo are the great filter for people who never had a genuine friendship in their entire life
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@DeIudedShaniqwa
They should have engaged in more noble pursuits.
Like collecting sneakers or whatever those other people do.
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@mundumemunda
Victor Davis Hanson said decades ago Thomas Sowell would seek out black doctors because he knew they had to work their ass off to get where they were.
Now VDH says seek out white male doctors for the same reason. If you have a young white male the odds were against him.
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@JigokuCake
It was a nice civilization we had going for a while. Now we’re going to have to go back to where the men in a woman’s family are her sole protectors because it’s detrimental to a stranger to intervene 90% of the time.
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@bizlet7
Handsome kid. He would’ve grown into his features.
People should think twice before they promote “bullying”
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@MysteryGrove
The most devastating mogging in recent political history.
Trump v. Biden doesn’t count as Biden was non compos mentis
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@Tr00peRR
You used to just be able to say, “La Migra,” and they’d run like cucarachas. But in Joe Biden’s America they have no fear anymore.
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@CovfefeAnon
A couple of drinks makes my foreign language skills better as well.
Kind of jarring to realize how much a sober mind and its self imposed limitations can hold one back.
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Who is running this gay op that makes everyone humiliate themselves before this troon?
Romantic dinner for two in Biden’s cursed economy 😵💫🤕 This is unsustainable
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@Klaus_Arminius
@ArminiusNews
Hootin’ and hollerin’ like it was feeding day at the zoo.
Never relax.
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@Aristos_Revenge
@GeneforTexas
I was going to reply “Thanks!” but I couldn’t mess up the numbers
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@ramzpaul
Every gay person I’ve ever known was sexually abused as a kid. Sooner or later it always comes out.
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@0hy0umad
@SomaKazima
I haven’t had a dog for a while but my cat is the same way. He can tell when I’m going to pick him up or if I’m bluffing and he acts accordingly.
Their instincts and how they can perceive subtle body language that we miss is amazing.
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@DisgracedProp
Between my sister and I this thing has gone through 2 diplomas, 3 college degrees, countless hikes including the highest peak in the lower 48 states and to 3 continents in its 3 decades.
Will probably end up with one of our kids.
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@iamyesyouareno
He was blowing up discos and airliners across Europe and they let him stay in power.
When he thought about going against the banks they sodomized him with a bayonet.
🤔 🤔 🤔
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@pooeater38
He went to Harvard and had worked at Berkeley. He probably had some idea of what was possible in the coming decades.
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@restoreorderusa
Kind of rich coming from Tim Walz who drank a gallon of horse cum. Allegedly. 😒
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@DanielLMcAdams
While it may feel good, exposing hypocrisy is probably one of the most fruitless endeavors there is.
You can’t change the shameless.
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@frogNscorpion
If this is who I think it is, they did indeed “disappear” off the internet after posting this.
Do the math. Unfortunate.
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