John Brown's Beard🇺🇦
@johnbrownsbeard
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Once a man of upstate New York. Classical liberal, Wegmans connoisseur, Peloton enthusiast, mid-century antiquarian. Society crumbled when Neil Peart died.
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@dave_wakeling
@BillWeirCNN
Was begging her to dunk on that goofy "do you let anyone tell you how to do your job" questioning.
"Well, it depends. If they're telling me how to hold the hose, no. If they're trying to warn me I'm strangling someone with the hose, I would evaluate that immediately."
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@KarlMuth
@Noahpinion
Imagining being so into tires that I use phrases like "this is a tire i first encountered in Somalia"
You are a scholar sir
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@meganaderr
@MrgrtSanguinary
@DGlaucomflecken
On a second date, a woman ran into a friend at the mall and introduced me as her husband, then mentally Blue Screened when she realized what happened. Took her weeks to fully emotionally recover from that.
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@DRobertsIMG
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@trlovelace
@TLC
Narrator: "A SHOCKING TWIST"
Everyone, in bored unison: "it's gonna be their own sons isn't it"
Narrator: "..."
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@rigatigtig
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@abike1999
@dyingscribe
He's in the news again because he's afraid of being murdered in prison
Love that for him
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@CopingMAGA
It was like last Tuesday that the narrative was that the poor just need to stop wasting their money on lottery tickets and buy stocks.
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@Lawrence
Perhaps if he'd served as a foreign intelligence officer of a world power for over 15 years and then led its successor state's internal security agency, he'd have some meaningful real-world experience that could be applied to problems of this natu-
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@ALPAPilots
Wild graphic. What happened in 2001, and how would it be prevented by the 1,500 Hour Rule? Please be specific.
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@FrankFuhrig
@jjoque
Reminds me of an email I got from my bank once.
"PROTECT YOUR DATA FROM M&T BANK"
Followed an hour later by an apology for the misplaced comma and the upset it had caused, and reassurances that the bank was not compromised.
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@Goodtweet_man
You'll never see a human being more alive than a small child getting NERFed in the head
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@zajuts149
@ProfessorF
You tell it when they're 10, they call you from college to tell you they've been thinking about it for 10 years and just got it
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@RiverTamYDN
A good chunk of Xenophon's military literature is just about the ethics of choosing which random uninvolved village to loot for food
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The really fascinating part of the Reuters story is that many of the young Russian soldiers, when asked by the workers, reportedly had no idea what Chernobyl was or why it might be hazardous there.
March 28 (Reuters) - Russian soldiers who seized the site of the Chernobyl nuclear disaster drove their armoured vehicles without radiation protection through a highly toxic zone called the "Red Forest", kicking up clouds of radioactive dust, workers at the site said.
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@BadLegalTakes
"an attorney licensed to practice law"
As opposed to an attorney licensed to kill?
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@BeijingPalmer
Suspect this might be a symptom of a longing for a society where stuff doesn't happen. Suburban teenagers wanted dragons to slay, now Twitter beams every world event into your eyeballs and it's like "oh no that's actually too many dragons".
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@DavidBegnaud
I'm not inclined to be soft on people who swore an oath to uphold the Constitution. Squeeze him harder than the average fool.
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My brother in Christ
The war has already been mongered
This is genuinely the craziest, most rabid warmongering I've seen from The Economist in days.
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@rebmasel
You ever accidentally tip one of these over in the cabinet and have it fall out? The dispersal when it hits the counter is like video game physics.
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@joyce_nowocin
@AmandaRead18
@dave_wakeling
@BillWeirCNN
Yep. She held up very well and her emotions were compelling.
I do not think the defense is doing what they think they're doing in repeatedly drawing attention to how outraged the witnesses were.
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@UrbanAchievr
No regard for Vance here, but if you're defending TSA, it might be time to reflect.
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@msolurin
If I were a billionaire, I would simply not send my loved ones to the bottom of the sea sealed in a thermos steered by a Motorola Razr
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@Orwelian84
@KamVTV
@RepThomasMassie
No need to take it that far. The Founding generation mandated inoculation in the Continental Army, aggressively quarantined, and deemed "health laws of every description" the authority of the states. These people imagine a cartoonish version of history that never existed.
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@SevaUT
When you arrive, your sergeant gets clapped by a septuagenarian babushka yelling about sunflower seeds.
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@bykevinclark
@rodger
@janecoaston
"You have cancer. Good thing we caught it early! No, no, there's not much we can do, it's just nice to have a chance to get your affairs in order."
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@AlejoS___
@BadLegalTakes
"You may be entitled to winnings of up to $10,000 or more!"
"So, possibly between $0 and infinity?"
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@mldauber
It's not always necessary to vocalize every opinion. Sometimes it's great to just recognize you aren't familiar with a topic and can do the most good by remaining uninvolved.
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Probably because most of the 2A LARPers who talk a big game about protecting their communities from an overreaching government are a bunch of fraudulent pussies, Matt.
Since the beginning of 2020, over 500 white people have been killed by the cops compared to fewer than 300 black people. Yet there hasn’t been a single protest against the white killings. The protesters choose only the black victims to be outraged about. Ask yourself why.
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Whatever you think about "pronouns", those are included so that people aren't discouraged from seeking urgent care unrelated to their gender identity.
Love bragging about significant misconduct on an account that provides enough information to look up my nurse's license.
@catturd2
In the health system I work for pronouns are now part of a patient’s medical record if they elect them to be.
When relaying messages that require demographic info, I always delete that information! 🤡
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@PressSec
Unless "murder hornets" is a new euphemism for the Taliban this doesn't seem like a great use of your platform
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@slhamlet
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It's super mysterious why people keep claiming libertarians haven't been enraged about this for years.
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@windypundit
@Popehat
"The Emerald Truffle of Provence, a gift from Napoleon to Benjamin Franklin, has been swallowed whole by Ozzy Osbourne. He didn't even bother to taste it."
🤷♂️
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@polishXcellence
Devastated that she didn't do a bulleted scroll listing the genres he was into to maximize the humiliation
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@RobertJoffe
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The Belgorad People's Republic is a natural buffer zone full of East Ukrainian-speakers and must be demilitarized and committed to neutrality
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@adamgreeney
@kittypurrzog
New type of guy: an "infuriatingly humble web nerd" who doesn't check local news stories to confirm that gas stations in the Carolinas, are, in fact, running out of gas, before accusing people of making it up.
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@bikemogacz
Because you keep repeating things without any demonstrable awareness of how far they are from ordinary moral reasoning or the extreme damage they're doing to your cause?
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@paul_winginit
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If you're not wasting 90 minutes a day being transported by machines while your arteries harden and your hip flexors shorten into a singularity like the Wall-E people, are you even really alive
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Walked into that one, my man
Missouri Sen. Koenig: The parents are going to know best in most cases ... why now allow that parent another option?
Teachers Union: As long as that option is a quality option
Sen. Koenig: Well we don't have quality options now.
Teachers Union: ...well i think, we i...
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@Goodtweet_man
Gotta be honest that if I was on that jury I would be concerned about how this is going to end at this moment:
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@rweingarten
@andrewwagner
Why are in-person meetings essential to your union, where you are all adult professionals, but not for students?
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@ABeardedPanda
Very desirable to get through life without being stranded in a failing Latin American state where they're tweeting a bad picture of you as "el _____ gringo"
Many paths to this end, all avoidable
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@PeanutButterUWS
@HughFJaynus
@realDANYANG
If only there were immigrant-owned convenience stores anywhere else
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@nytimes
Please NYT
I'm begging you
The world is a rich tapestry
Stop trying to shoehorn all global political events into the American framework
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@MorePerfectUS
Good. The 1,500 hour rule was never about safety, but restricting the supply of pilots. 500 is adequate everywhere else, and there's a carveout for military because we know it's baseless.
This is pillaging consumers and destroying smaller airports for no valid reason.
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Rufo's first draft of this tweet described Maus - a universally acclaimed graphic novel - as representing colonization by "the journalistic culture of Brooklyn".
I guess that was too obvious.
I personally wouldn't have a problem with my child reading Maus in 8th grade, but I respect that other communities have different preferences. The journalistic culture of the NYT shouldn't colonize the curriculum of a small school in Tennessee. Pluralism means difference.
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@LasagnaDelenda
@derpman47
Also why I have a soft spot for ea-Nasir, who scammed his customers so hard in 1750 BC that they probably burned his house down, thus preserving the cuneiform clay complaint tablets for us.
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@Blake_Allen13
@ArmandDoma
Indian Twitter vs Chinese Twitter vs Turkish Twitter
Like a Tolkienesque meeting of three fearsome armies
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@Goodtweet_man
The Battle of the Pyramids being, famously, a fight against terrifying anthropomorphic pyramids which now slumber
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@SouthernKeeks
@johnrobertgage
As a freelancer, you know it's a great gig that you definitely want to be involved in and not a raging dumpster fire when when they tell you it's "already more or less done" but that they now have a tiny budget for an expert.
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@GravitysRa1nbow
@ABeardedPanda
Useful map
We have to prepare for simultaneous and coordinated attacks
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@Samuelaeon
@higglety1
@shaun_vids
Yeah the cumulative microfractures from the stress of repeatedly reaching 400 atmospheres of pressure have a way of catching up with you all at once
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@JeffNekuza
@wfaa
She's been vocal about this for many years. They lied to members of the congregation who asked and claimed it was about a consenting adult. He lied in his book about why stepped down for two years. He misled people about his past in sermons.
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@NotWoofers
"hi, tank expert here! this is not funny, tanks only do this when they're in extreme distress"
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@antonenut
@scottlincicome
I haven't listened yet, but the summaries make it sound like he may have told them they're down the wrong rabbithole in the kindest way possible.
Possibly too subtle for the demographic.
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@HegelwCrmCheese
Who knew the military is the final boss of destroying the established order
I gotta say, nobody mentioned this in history class
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@SonnyBunch
Wegmans has an app where you scan in real-time as you pick items, then you're already totalled up when you get to the register, tap-and-go. The innovation of our age.
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@Goodtweet_man
One of the lesser-known consequences of the Iranian Hostage Crisis is that Carter can now strike down helicopters over the middle east with his mind like Professor X
No I will not explain further
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@SurprisedAct
@jmvasquez1974
My favorite of these was an email about a Nigerian cosmonaut who had been in orbit since the Soviet Union fell and needed me to front the money for the rescue mission so we could split his back pay from Moscow.
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@TPSGunsSeized
Guys, if you're going to auction his vehicle, I'd be interested in getting on the list.
Mine was sunk at the battle of Cape Lopez
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@Jsc_35
😬 Imagine being so entitled that you think you're not the villain in this particular story.
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@mattyglesias
Yet another case of an episode of The Stimsons accurately predicting the future
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@ParsitanPick
@pompey_g
@browsersatdv4
@realFrosst
Some plants do better with a really good soak to drain waste products out of the soil, like rain would bring, instead of periodic watering.
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@mtracey
Can't believe BAE talked the Ukraine into defending their homeland from foreign oppression
Sickening
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@TheResistanceC1
@RadioFreeTom
The evidence suggests that he ran because he saw an unhinged and mentally ill person who had threatened to murder him for putting out his illegal dumpster fire coming at him.
That isn't a provocation in any reasonable book.
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@Popehat
Jim Davis created his alter ego when his parents were murdered in an alley behind the lasagna shop where they shared their final meal as a family. A stray orange cat skulked past the scene, and he knew what he must do.
It was a Monday.
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@Popehat
My favorite part comes early, when he clearly wants to say "you're on my property" or "you're on private property", but realizes as it comes out of his mouth that will only make it worse.
"You're on... this property."
So we are.
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