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1 year
“The Echthroi have Xed.” “What?” “Annihilated. Negated. Extinguished. Xed.” “…The Echthroi are those who hate, those who would keep you from being Named, who would un-Name you. It is the nature of love to create. It is the nature of hate to destroy.” — @MadeleineLEngle
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1 year
@dieworkwear if there’s anyone i’m cohabitating with on this sinking ship, i’m glad it’s you, menswear guy.
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10 months
@dieworkwear friends don't let friends buy shein
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4 years
don’t turn away. this is the oakland police, and they’ve been doing this all week. they are the cause of the destruction.
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2 months
@alexqarbuckle i’m hoping for bon iver v sufjan next
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11 months
@NadaHosking @dieworkwear dieworkwear is the female version, the male is actually derworkwear i’ll see myself out
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2 years
@revhowardarson i am skeptical that any of the bad faith bros crying “racist” have ever had thoughts or prayers about their colleagues’ visa status before now 😂
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2 years
@SFBART should've just kept the mask mandate, like MTA. safety is paramount. compliance will only dwindle after all the vacillating.
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18 years
i am apparently more web 2.0 enabled and stalkable than ever.
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2 years
real-time coordinates
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4 years
@mel_med_larson @xangablogpost @rosefire4 here to support this idea and would absolutely be down to “sponsor IFAK” for protestors
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2 years
someone tell @KlayThompson that there’s a noodle shop in taipei named after him and that the chinese literally translates as “god’s beef noodle soup”
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3 years
@IDoTheThinking curious where the “corner store” folks are from? strictly sf, or? i grew up in alameda and it was also “liquor store” but none of them were on corners so 🤷🏻‍♀️
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2 years
@SciSwany @IBJIYONGI @triketora it’s like we all forgot about yahoo groups
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2 years
@joshtpm they need to say this out loud
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4 years
if you really wanted things to reopen, you'd be wearing a goddamned mask
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4 years
@goberthicks how can you see into my eyes like open doors
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4 years
was daydreaming about @jamesblake transitioning from @TheWithersBill to @radiohead in this hellishly high key on the piano and then HE DID IT
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2 years
i vote that we all go back to using @SwarmApp so that my mayorships mean something
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5 years
@katie_fenn @izs but what about np, m i always thought it stood for No Problem, M(an/a'am/uffin)!
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4 years
friends, please stop sharing videos from sh*un k*ng. i'm tired of explaining why i will not consume his content. there are countless other sources of media and voices to amplify right now. look it up. listen to black women. please don't be fucking lazy.
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2 years
@jhscott @JemYoung @norootcause software engineers don't realize that 95% of production outages come from code. twitter has eliminated code for almost 3 weeks now and is running on zero-point energy from the code-free mirror universe, which explains why our universe is imploding
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2 years
this is the internet version of retailers bought by private equity firms and being sold for parts.
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2 years
@anne_theriault over easy eggs with yolks that i can dip the corner of my triangle cut toast into
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2 years
@IBJIYONGI I have received another shipment of the books that I will say I own and plan to read Forgive me they were enticing so many words and so many ideas
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4 years
file transfer protocol
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@jo
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4 years
it tickles me so that i added the @YESPLZdotCOFFEE logo to my work slack as part of tendency to add emoji relevant to our coffee channel but people are using it across the company to indicate desire for things in general #unintentionalproductplacement
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5 years
i love my job. saying that feels weird and wonderful all at once.
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2 months
@dieworkwear thank you so much for this thread. a childhood memory of my late father is his signature sport coat: tweed with an action back. i think it was from cable car clothiers. he was definitely a older generation of san franciscan!
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1 year
big shoutout to the 3 rows around me on this flight, where everyone got the memo to wear a mask
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@jo
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4 years
i meet so many damned fine people in bars. which is why i’m currently staying home and wearing a mask whenever i go out. so that someday i can do that again.
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2 years
achievement unlocked: got asked for directions in a city where i don’t live, and gave said directions in a language i don’t particularly speak well
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4 years
dearest @YESPLZdotCOFFEE : you really nailed it on the 072 triple-colombia blend, or as i have nicknamed it, dreamcicle. satisfying acidity for weirdos like me, comforting creamy dreaminess to round it out. well done, friends.
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4 years
aggro runners who refuse to divert from a straight line are the new shitty drivers
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2 years
my friend just called me an “anti-covid superwoman” and i don’t get it. what’s my superpower, mask wearing?
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5 years
i was just commenting to someone today about how this is going to be much worse than the rolling blackouts of the 2000s, which were a symptom of the same problem.
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4 years
this country has a lot of difficulty understanding that there is a difference between property rights, corporate rights, and human rights.
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4 years
despite his best efforts, one of my best friends has covid-19. which means his entire family likely does. this virus doesn’t fuck around. STAY HOME.
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2 years
@IBJIYONGI tell me you’re from california without telling me you’re from california 🤣
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5 years
describing @jamesblake as "a kind of Barry White for Burial fans" had me rolling in both incongruous absurdity and self-conscious recognition. kudos, @alexispetridis .
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1 year
i don’t understand how picard can have such an incredible wealth of acting, pedigree, character history, and story universe, yet have such abysmal writing
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5 years
i figured out The Case of My Missing Bag of Coffee: apparently @YESPLZdotCOFFEE is so delicious that someone in the office is brewing daily with my beans. sharing is caring i suppose.
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2 years
@JoeBeOne i'm here for the pronoun drift. glad you found chuck.
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2 years
PBMs are the fuckin devil
@ddayen
David Dayen
2 years
Last month, UPMC, the 3rd-largest insurer & largest hospital network in PA, dropped 1,200 pharmacies from its prescription drug plan, then offered service through its new pharmacy benefit manager—at a much higher cost. @lukewgoldstein has the story:
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4 years
@IDoTheThinking wow. this is really gross. putting the onus of reducing drunk driving on perpetuating an underpaid, exploited workforce is.... something.
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5 years
my coworker was subjected to me preaching the gospel of @YESPLZdotCOFFEE as he made the mistake of asking me why i make a pourover every day when there's free coffee
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2 years
friend just sent me this 🚀 from the 🕰️
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5 years
i too once thought i reversed time, but it was just too large a dose of mushrooms
@JamesGleick
James Gleick
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This is clickbait. Scientists have not reversed time.
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4 years
twitter is one infinitely scrolling panic attack.
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5 years
it should considered life-threatening assault to call the cops on a PoC and falsely report them as armed and dangerous.
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1 year
the americans, they are not okay
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4 years
a nice idea i got from reading various things on the twitter dot com: buy yourself the most luxurious hand cream you can afford right now. you deserve it after all of the exemplary hand washing, after all.
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2 years
it is amusing that the typical bros who can’t conceive any nuance in exploitation are calling those who note the precariousness of visa status “racist” like the squalling bad faith vultures they are
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golden gate theophite
2 years
it has been widely reported that a majority of the people remaining at Twitter are chained to their job by H-1B visas
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2 years
@Tellythecairn @anildash i would love a wing dedicated to the collaboration and contributions between different civil rights movements, like the asian american and black power movements and in another wing, a sofa, covered in vinyl
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6 years
i just wanted to give a shout out to the worst t-shirt i saw on a dude last week. it said: "be fearless. be an engineer." if you're an engineer, and you're not terrified for your users, you're doing it wrong.
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11 months
@kate_the_purple same same same same same!!!! people have started poking at me about my mask wearing recently. i’m like… cold and flu free life has been pretty grand.
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4 years
@NickCho @jimseven this is the korean and british coffee dads content i’m here for
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4 years
dude whizzing by on an electric scooter while properly outfitted with a helmet, a mask, and a sign proclaiming “end police terror,” i salute you
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2 years
why is everyone who declares they are bailing from this sinking ship white and y’all literally can’t @ me or you’ve proven you’re still reading this hell site
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5 years
@alon_levy the "i dunno, i just go to west oakland" flag
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4 years
so @sonic just served me a captcha asking me to identify chimneys. am i training AI for driverless sleighs?
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5 years
friends don’t let friend order anything other than animal style
@fawfulfan
Matthew Chapman
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UPDATE: Holy *shit*. I apologize to all my California followers. I was clearly not ordering right all these years. This stuff is REALLY good.
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4 years
Putting on Pants in the Age of Novel Coronavirus
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2 years
everyone: queued or clamoring at the sound of their approaching train me, used to 20 minute headways: sauntering lackadaisically and probably missing this train because another one is right behind it
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5 years
buying a bottle of bourbon was apparently a prescient decision
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5 years
congratulations to all my friends and fam in 🇹🇼. good work.
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5 years
@zunguzungu i would watch this star wars episode
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4 years
@blangry @hondanhon it was always “do what doesn’t contradict your core principles” for me moreso than “do what you love.” and i still abide by that after my gov stint. +1 to others’ comments about privilege
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4 years
public service announcement
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4 years
men just can’t resist giving unsolicited advice to women they don’t know, can they. note that this is a statement and not a question
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1 year
i knew i should have taken the resurgence of 90s fashion as a portent of bad times
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4 years
perfect, glad we agree
@DarwinBondGraha
Darwin BondGraham
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Oakland Police Chief Manheimer says Oakland has been "put on notice" by the sheriff and U.S. Marshals that if the city bans tear gas, they won't provide aid by sending officers during protests and civil unrest. #OakMtg
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2 years
@tomcoates hello from 346
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2 years
@jhscott just returned from a country that up until 12/1 required OUTDOOR masking. indoor and transit mask compliance almost 100% for locals. talked with lots of strangers, encountered a lot of warmth, and everyone emoted just fine. maybe OP is the problem.
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5 years
the wars in the stars will never truly end
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5 years
friday, 7pm: i have achieved perfect buoyancy. (it took eight pool noodles.)
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3 years
@IanColdwater feeling this very hard as someone who lives in a glorified studio in the bay area and as someone who was born and raised and has family here, i've got nowhere less expensive to "go back home to"
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1 year
you should assume that all employers are doing the same, and reconsider your masking and general behavior if you haven’t thought about this before.
@CovidDataReport
Data Report
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Starbucks Asked a COVID-Positive Employee to Work, Then Fired Him for Tweeting About It
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5 years
my co-workers are doing their damnedest to counter my imposter syndrome and I'M NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO DESERVE IT
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2 years
anyone else got zero energy for anything that isn’t hibernation right now?
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4 years
WEAR A MASK AND FOR HEAVENS SAKE DON’T CONGREGATE INDOORS.
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4 years
@jhscott @CDCgov DE-FUND ICE RE-FUND CDC
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2 years
@MikeIsaac my life is just a graveyard of chores i havent done in two weeks
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5 years
@hondanhon gettin high on one’s own supply
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2 years
o, brave new public transit, with such mask requirements in it
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4 years
twitterverse, what's your brand of disaster hoarding? mine is not having to hoard anything because i realize i spent the last year buying every variety of dried heirloom beans i could get my hands on since they looked nice in glass jars on my shelf. #fartingthroughthepandemic
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5 years
@NickCho i’ve always wondered why there aren’t crocodile print crocs
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4 years
Describe your taste in 10 female voices: @ewarren . that's it. Numbers 1-10. #feltsnarkymightdeletelater
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5 years
casually torturing @sharpfarts throughout the day with unprompted cat bitmoji
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2 years
@TrishRothgeb not since his supreme purpleness left this plane of existence, no.
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1 year
lest i still claim i'm not middle aged, i just made my terminal font 14pt
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