Jonas Denenberg
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Hi
@mtamaryland
@MDOTMTAHolly
I’m trying to buy a ticket at college park do you know the password
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Shoutout to
@BeringAir
’s Insane Frequent Flier Program
You only get 5 points per flight but…
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Shoutout to United, the starting price on this 1hr 19m flight across all dates is $2855
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We fixed the machine Holly, just needed a reboot and somebody to get the software back up and running
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THIS IS A RED LINE TRAIN TO
CLEAVELAND, OHIO
THE NEXT STOP IS
MARTINSBURG, WV
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@Aseemru
“ban nuclear weapons globally” is sure to go well when you realize you were the only one that followed through
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by investing in this small piece of infrastructure, we can shrink the chiropractor industry by atleast 15%
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@todayyearsoldig
Pretty sure those are wolf dogs and that an actual wolf might be slightly bigger
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Just booked a ticket with a *23 minute* layover at Ohare between United and American
extreme air lining
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My favorite is “55 Gallon Drum of Gasoline or Heating Fuel”
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we should allow snacks on this part of the metro. customers should be able to have a little treat
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sir the train road costs 7.5 million and gets 1 train a day and costs 100k per year to maintain
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In Pittsburgh for the first time in a decade trying to get to a hotel and I’ve somehow ended up at an unmarked light rail station? I am on the train.
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holy fucking shit. I am meeting with a representative from USPS and it has led to me having a real life use case for Loudoun Gateway
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the WMATA oven mitts got the approval of the run more busses and trains guy. wow. what timeline is this?
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@claudiamconwayy
@RJPeteQuadsSZN
It would be a shame if everyone tweeted a tweet with
#saveclaudiaconway
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there’s a dead deer in the MARC Boyds pedestrian tunnel
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My two favorite airports - Washington Dulles, located in Anne Arundel County, MD and Lancaste
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3tph. maybe 4 during rush hour if you’re lucky
my friend just closed on a condo at 35th/state and look at all this transit they get 😩
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Shoutout to the VRE student discount pass, which is so obscure that when I tried to purchase a ticket from an agent with it they didn’t believe it was real and made me pay full fare
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@aquaimperium8
@jim_bonks
@GrayAthene
omg I went there and had to move a tree that was blocking Main Street
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imagine being a homosexual standing and looking at the wmata screen as it changed from “Fog Bot” to “Fggy Btm”
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It costs ~$26000 to collect 1000 Gold Points. While doing so you could potentially get $30,150 of value back if you requested RT tickets to:
1) Guam $1500
2) Grise Fiord, Canada $7000
3) Antartica $12000
Shoutout to
@BeringAir
’s Insane Frequent Flier Program
You only get 5 points per flight but…
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should’ve been Fggy Bttm if we were keeping up with typical WMATA shortenings
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we’ve been stopped for five minutes because the bus driver is picking up halal food
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Something about an international flight on a CRJ-200 feels deeply evil
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🚨 Loudoun Gateway user detected 🚨
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oh my god, ultimate Uber hack discovered. I’m taking a two hour trip and my bank declined the charge because it thought it was fraudulent. Uber Immediately lowered the price by 25%
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Was at the Amtrak Cumberland station a few months ago and this guy came up to me and told me to take a picture with him. Never saw anything of him ever again
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There are zero stops. Why do Fairfax Connector busses do this deviation??? It adds a solid two minutes to run time.
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@tiredgenerally
The appropriate response here was to gently wake the guy up, who clearly fell asleep while waiting for the bus
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wait... so you’ve canceled everything having to do with school to stop the spread of the virus, EXCEPT school itself? Makes perfect sense.
#closeFCPS
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@the_transit_guy
HAYDEN IT DOES NOT RECEIVE 1 RIDER A DAY. THAT IS THE ROUNDED UP NUMBER. CURRENT USAGE CONSISTS OF ONE GUY BOARDING 3 TIMES A WEEK IN THE MORNING AND ME OCCASIONALLY IN AFTERNOONS. IT IS THE LEAST USED STATION IN THE USA
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The past two years, I have flown to 90 airports. The worst one relative to the number of passengers received was New Haven, CT
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Amtrak Long Distance:
We regret to inform you that your train is delayed by 10 minutes due to 12 feet of snowfall
Amtrak Corridor:
1 inch of snow possible, train canceled
SERVICE ALERT: Modified Service in Advance of Winter Storm
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WMATA Info Screens have Xbox installed
@jdlogistcs
@mtamaryland
@MDOTMTAHolly
Okay but does this mean the
@mtamaryland
kiosks can run Doom?
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66 is my favorite NER train. Love to take a late night flight into EWR, take NJ transit to Newark Penn or bus/PATH to NY Penn, sit underground for a few hours under NYPenn and arrive in New England where I need to go early in the morning
Is the Night Owl between Boston and Washington, DC Amtrak's most miserable train? I think so, and
@TribalKing925
would probably agree...
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I knew Randy Clarke had the Mandate of Heaven when
@unsuckdcmetro
died like 5 days before he took office
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Amazing - Southern Airways Express has CANCELED their inaugural flight to Williamsport.
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Due to
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overhead wire issues I have decided to stop paying taxes
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If I was Amtrak, I would create protocols for passengers to disembark trains after being stuck for 2+ hrs
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@sturmovikdragon
any amount of property acquisition is worth it to avoid the buckingham branch
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@AylaHenna
@SarahSmith4WA
@KarateSkool
@Amy_Siskind
The Trump Organization store has also been shut down!
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Hi
@wmata
G. Ridley, Currently Station Managing at Ballston, is your greatest hire ever. I really love his announcements for each train, and have for years… someone needs to give him the keys to Union Station
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@the_transit_guy
Fun fact to get into the station from the side where the actual town of Jessup is you have to climb over a fence and through thorn bushes
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@b_cuse_
It’s actually a result of SkyWest cutting corners, they have a subsidy contract to serve both airports from chicago ohare but can’t fill a 50 seat jet so they stop at multiple airports along the way
The part about it being $2855 is probably a huge fluke
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Why does the WMATA 8000 Series car in this rendering have five sets of doors? Mega car?
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I JUST MISSED MY FLIGHT BECAUSE THESE FOOLS DECIDED TO DEPART ONE HOUR THIRTY MINUTES EARLY
Nome update-Flight 820, Jade in a Caravan off at 9:18AM. OME-WMO-ELI-OME.
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Shoutout to the VRE student discount pass, which is so obscure that when I tried to purchase a ticket from an agent with it they didn’t believe it was real and made me pay full fare
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Plus all of the other benefits. You get like $7000 worth of free freight shipping, $11200 if you’re going somewhere remote
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I have received word from a friend that Contour airlines is operating this bad boy on their EAS flight to Kirksville, MO
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NOOO FUCKK
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Shout out to these two stops that are 120 ft from eachother
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@MichaelBatavia
@BeringAir
This airline used to do charters from Alaska to Russia but I think it’s temporarily suspended :(
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Just booked an Amtrak ticket from Rockville, MD to Winnemucca, NV. Should be fun.
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The American Innovation Dollar Coins were never meant to enter circulation yet I have been receiving brand new ones from WMATA fare machines as change
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Shout out to the BWI shuttle busses. Every single one of them crush loaded. Had to leave passengers behind
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For the first time ever, I am on an MTA Maryland commuter bus
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It’s kind of crazy how private railroad corporations are allowed to have their own full-blown police forces
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I have found an airline shittier than southern airways express
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Only other time was when I toured the WMATA rail yard, but I feel like that doesn’t really count
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@slucy
The last time I tried booking this flight they didn’t have the nonstop tickets from JLN-DEC so I considered booking a flight to Chicago and try to get off in Decatur but I decided it was too risky and didn’t do it
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@floppatakes
This should be a high quality, nearly 24/7 train service that also happens to take you through the Central Business District.
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What’s really annoying is that I walked from Penn station to steel plaza only to end up back at Penn
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money spent renovating the bathrooms: 20 million
money spent sending the station managers to a cia sponsored intensive training camp so that they can tell the customers the bathroom doesn’t exist with enough seriousness and believability to pass a lie detector test: 675 million
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