JaysonCornish
@jayson_cornish
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Armchair anthropologist, reluctant electronic composer, self taught gourmet.
Berkeley, CA
Joined December 2017
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The right can have Ted Nugent and Kid Rock I'll take
@tommorello02
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@deesnider
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I live in the Bay Area and have been to pride events. Yet this still is the gayest thing I've ever seen.
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@damethelog
If you look at the last 40 years or so starting with Reagan Trump was almost inevitable.
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@SweRedGuard
My personal favorite is "If you like communism so much move to (Russia, China, or North Korea)!"
I'd rather stay in the US and start a Worker Owned Collective.
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Go fuck yourself.
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Did we really need a new version of Road House with Jake Gyllenhaal?
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@YourAnonNews
@realDonaldTrump
In Cockney Rhyming Slang to take a Donald Trump is to take a dump.
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You ever notice that the monster on Scooby Doo is always an old, rich, white dude?
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I'm not a prayer guy but I will keep Willie in my thoughts.
Willie Nelson has falling ill and his son Eddie Nelson requests prayers for his father.
Willie has stood with us here in Standing Rock and today we return that love through prayer.
PASS IT ON!😍
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I swear to God! Death Metal bands have the worst graphic designers.
The skull looks cool but who the fuck is playing?
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Massive Attack,
Widespread Panic,
Cattle Decapitation,
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A pic of you in shades.
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Why are Flat Earthers so concerned about the Globalist Agenda?
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Ultra Incel Camino!
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My pronouns are Fuck Trump.
Conservatives. This is how lame you sound to the rest of us.
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"I was only your friend because I wanted to know why everyone hated you."
Cruelest thing ever said to me.
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I'm not sure what part of this is harmful or offensive.
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The jokes write themselves.
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Here's the plan.
We order 100 pairs of High tops off Temu and a can of gold spray paint then sell them as Trump sneakers online.
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Here's what is on the agenda.
1) Get Beer
2) Take out empties
3) Set up recording gear.
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Yesterday while my client and I were walking the dog we saw someone setting up a yard sale.
I said that I liked this hoodie so they gave it to me.
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Even his hair is coming unglued.
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Even though I'm still at work for a couple more hours.
I'm ready.
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Hey NAFO. I'm an ally who lost 6 years of contacts and am trying to get them back.
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Your tax dollars at work.
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Ok. We need to organize for this rapture shit because there's going to be a lot of abandoned animals that will need our help.
Okay then. Let’s see pics of how you’re going to dress up on Monday.
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I just noticed something.
I've been a Sapporo drinker for a while. Especially when recording, mixing and mastering.
I just looked at the can and noticed this.
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@MidwingRadical
Wouldn't it be deliciously ironic if a bunch of Q followers were arrested today.
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I almost believe in God today.
“We went to a Trump rally. All we got was heatstroke, an expensive ambulance ride and thousands in medical bills.”
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So let me get this right a half dozen or so Trump supporters think that if they don't deliver to New York City that they will starve the whole city and magically win over the populace to love Trump.
Is this right?
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I was just trying to find a Suicidal Tendencies video.
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I've had two squares of psylocybin chocolate and am making Rocky and Bullwinkle jokes to myself.
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Besides being a Right Wing Twatwaffle who the fuck is Joey Marrinaro?
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Is it Punch a Nazi Day again?
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Is Gen Z that old already?
My name is Richard Strocher. I’m a Gen-Z Conservative who is fighting for President Trump in 2024.
Trump is the only America First candidate. I will loyally aid him in defeating the deep state, ending the border crisis, and restoring order to our nation.
Will you join me?
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I just want everyone to know that y'all are awesome!
Hey NAFO. I'm an ally who lost 6 years of contacts and am trying to get them back.
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Weirdest Far Side cartoon ever.
Still to this day, he wonders why the Ice Cream man never stops...
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I've got more money than Donald Trump.
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This is more my favorite picture of the cat.
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Captain Kirk isn't available, greatest Captain of all time?
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Is it wrong that I want to take bets that Alex Jones is going to pull an R Bud Dwyer?
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Takes one to know one.
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"Give me Hamm on 5, hold the Mayo."
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I'm going to work y'all need anything?
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Ghetto Gourmet.
Johnsonville beer brats with caramelized onions in a 211 reduction.
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Getting ready to start making gumbo.
This time I'm smart enough to chop vegetables before I start drinking.
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I feel like I'm finally ready to collaborate.
I've got a beat almost cooked. It just needs bass and vocals before I mix it.
I can't afford to pay. But you get a free track, and I get experience mixing vocals.
Is anyone in?
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While I have nothing but respect for the younger generations I almost feel like Boomers and Gen X need to explain All in the Family to them.
OMfG !!!! This old show!!!! I found Trump!!! This is Trump if he wasn’t born into money!!!! It’s Trump.. holy shit..
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Here's something that mildly irritates me.
In the live action version of the Transformers.
Bumblebee is some type of Chevy.
On the original cartoon he was a Yellow Volkswagen Bug hence the name Bumblebee!
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The more I hear about the Heritage Foundation, the more I hate them.
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Cue conspiracy theorists in 3...2...1...
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For many years people have told me that I look like Rob Zombie.
Have you ever seen us together?
For so many years people have been saying that Brad Pitt and I look alike. Now this pic has been going all over the place. What do you think?
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Is leftover breakfast burrito and Sapporo a "Fusion Dinner"?
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Conservative Propaganda or Hallmark movie?
If a woman really wants to be happy she will quit her high paying, high stress job in the city, move back to her small town and marry her high school sweetheart.
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A cement block.
What would you throw him?
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She wasn't even interested in this chair until I sat down
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Who is this douche?
Lil Pumper said he will leave the country if Kamala Harris wins.
Will you miss Lil Pumper?
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Honestly I think he's a little pussy, trying to act tough.
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