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Ian Cheong, the Malaysian weed dealer, ?
It’s fucking crazy to me that this whole website is talking about Ian Miles Cheong, the man who sells me weed whenever I’m in Malaysia.
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Just got asked why I’m wearing a respirator while I’m cutting tile 🙃
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@CardNerd0605
@Aqualady6666
@CKamaundju917
Shhh, they’re only here for engagement, not a to offer a sincere response
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@katimcf
@FortuneMagazine
That $95k/year is also the highest end of full time employees with seniority, super disingenuous of them to frame it this was.
Intentional, but disingenuous.
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@LizRummy
@BAKKOOONN
“That’s a tougher question”
The milquetoast fence sitter doing what he does best; hedging so he can maintain his majority right base.
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@murderxbryan
@JustinWhang
Once had a guy interviewing me get to the end of the interview and he said that if I needed a couple weeks to study for the drug test that would be alright
He was fired for dealing ecstasy a work my second week
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@JoshuaPHilll
@KaoticLeftist
Important context some folks miss re: Elon and anything trans:
Elon has a trans daughter who disowned him. Seems relevant when he’s chiming in on these things.
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@JoshuaPHilll
Damn, actually taking governmental actions against coup plotters? Must be nice.
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@FFlassan
@staceylgm5
Are the marxists in elected positions of power in the room with you right now?
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Incredible lack of gun safety here. Imagine tuning into this and you see Rosanne connect herself to god’s wifi with the Trump Gun, live
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Whistling into pay phones to make free calls
People born before 2000, what trivial skill do you have that no one uses anymore?
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@guy_freire
Can’t teach kids about their bodies, boundaries or consent. Otherwise they might realize their coach, pastor or tipsy uncle who gets handsy is bad. Being against educating children around that issue is inviting children to be naive as to where boundaries are crossed and abused.
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I am simply traveling through The Shire, I am not engaged in commerce and this vehicle is not for hire
Bradley Cooper is the Libertarian candidate for U.S. Congress from Pennsylvania District 1 in 2024! You can sign up to help Bradley’s campaign at the website
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@JulietteGillies
@MargoGontar
It’s almost like we live in consumer society and participating in that society doesn’t mean you can’t criticize it.
No, that couldn’t be it. It’s the children who are wrong.
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@isaiah_bb
@Standplaats_KRK
I remember going to a podunk tribal casino one time. People had their player cards hooked to their belts, with a little spiral string cord that extended from their waist into the machine. Like an umbilical cord. Yes I was on mushrooms but that’s besides the point.
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@sziilisuni
@TonyTaint
The “blacks for trump” t shirt guy who was planted behind trump at every rally in 2000 vibes
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US about to install a democracy in Pennsylvania
MASSIVE LITHIUM FIND IN PENNSYLVANIA COULD MEET 40% OF U.S. DEMAND
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@Wilde_0scar
It would take *two* infinite timelines of monkeys of type writers to spawn that phrase
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@Skrappy73
@ninaturner
Yeah I don’t trust ‘the free market’ to provide clean drinking water. If there’s a profit incentive to cut corners or just straight up lie about quality, a company will do that.
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@LegoRacers2
@Califer9
@MichanikoMcleod
@halomancer1
I finally found an issue to become a thruther over
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@smokin_goat2
@JordanUhl
Kaitlyn Jenner will probably be there too. Head-on’d a pregnant woman driving the opposite direct on PCH.
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@richelds_chim
I was referring to OP. Musk defenders literacy challenge, impossible difficulty
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@mtheythem
It was the dude who INTERVIEWED me
I stopped myself from making the joke in the interview but when I saw his Yosemite Sam mustache I wanted to ask “which way is Mecca?” at the ‘any questions for me?’ portion of the interview
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@PeonFlux
@quendergeer
I am traveling through The Shire, I am not engaged in commerce and this vehicle is not for hire
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@helpmeskeletor
@JoshuaPHilll
From today, in response to me saying that centrists are crucial for fascists to take power.
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@_Threestacks
@malikthgeek
@sivrajxx
“Well if you get ten friends to sign up for blue, and they all get ten more friends to sign up…”
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Rebranding sodium to “electrolytes” is fucking criminal
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@cwBOGUS
@MaryCaitlinByrd
The pro death penalty crowd is also the pro life crowd, funny how that works.
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@BoredApeYC
You know it’s a legit product when you have to warn your customers about someone doing the same grift you do
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Bialak wrote a children’s book with AI art explaining how settlers are good, and said that women wouldn’t get sexually assaulted if they dressed more modestly
She doesn’t deserve a moments peace
First look at Sheldon & Amy in the final episode of ‘YOUNG SHELDON’
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@shaun_vids
The US is at a strong 8/10 on the ‘is there gonna be a kristallnacht?’ scale right now.
No apologies and this wording is chosen: this is how genocides start, othering people and fascistically blaming an out group for perceived societal ills.
History rhyming and all that.
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@SIGMA_UNIVERSE
@LittenDraws
@esjesjesj
You look really sad, defining yourself as just being ‘against’ things. It’s all good though, the world will wear your down and you’ll come around to not defending billionaires as a $40k/y employee
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@CloudByter
@JWCartoonist
I push back every time I see someone hand waive away the McDonald’s coffee suit. 3rd degree burns which fused her skin together, burned her genital area and she had to deal with recovery until she passed
Big money + lawyers were against tort reform so they spun it as
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You can tell leftists are serious people by how they insist every political problem is actually simple and has an easy solution that Biden and democrats refuse to employ because they’re evil
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@that2Acop
@uhhhhitsspirit
@ConSelfOwns
And the NFL has camo in for an entire month to celebrate the military iirc. Not to mention the fly bys and the drunk sitting behind you who yells at you when you don’t stand for the anthem
No ones buying the persecution fetish here champ
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@UzorOkasi
@JoeyMannarinoUS
Conservatives realizing sexuality is a spectrum challenge, impossible difficulty
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@johndeere_daddy
@herosnvrdie69
At $3/box for what’s a handful of pasta and some spices, you’re better off making it yourself.
This is a little bougie, but I’ve gone as far as making little packages of premixed spices (don’t forget the starch, that’s 1/3 of the powder) and kept the mix on hand for easy meals.
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@NielsKnk
@BenjaminGJW
“I still think about high school and you need to as well otherwise…” what’s your point here mate? This whole thing comes off as creepy. You’re an adult, how about focusing on some adult successes in your life? Nonce.
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@iamjourjean
So many people with “land back” in their bio suddenly saying “no, not like that” the last 48 hours
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@Elegant_Death
@TheRightCant
Yup. My psych prof in 102 put his head in his hands when someone in class tried to argue for Jordan Peterson- went on a 30 lecture about how it was baseless and said he had to do it at least once a quarter.
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@JRFranklin15
Okay. So when Vivek doesn’t make it, you get to have this pfp you fucking dork
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@yoheinakajima
@fablesimulation
No, it’s not. Anyone can steal peoples art and pass it off as their own.
But I realize this point is moot against an NFT follower- best of luck with the JPEGs!
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@eggshellfriend
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Gently sobbing as her bf drapes another string of tickets around her like a bandolier
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@mangosocialism
“My family had to leave Cuba when they took our farm.”
Who was working the farm btw?
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@VodkaKi1
@_Threestacks
@malikthgeek
@sivrajxx
[pushes up glasses] oh, you mean the STRONGEST shape??
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@Angelica_Reed1
@esjesjesj
“I never see Biden flags! The election was clearly stolen” no bud, the dems are just less likely to make politics their personality as outwardly and visible as the right
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@MorePerfectUS
So it used to be if you don’t show up to school for weeks they’d send a sheriff or the resource officer to your house and MAKE you go
Why do I feel like ‘being scheduled 30hs at each part time job’ wouldn’t trip the same eduction-focused response from the state?
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@divxspan
@IbaraEleven
Both parties are pro corporations and in favor of the wealthy. You’re getting played if you think it’s team sports. And the rich benefit when you think that, huh weird
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@Juicy_J_713
@mustachetoilet
@TheWapplehouse
This is why Christian fundamentalists support Israel- it serves a dual purpose of fulfilling their end times doomsday theology and they get to cheer on brown people being killed
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@tinkbarb
@protect_tx_kids
It’s funny how the Christian Right/dominionists were so afraid of “sharia law” 20+ years ago.
Turns out it was just the *wrong* type of religious zealotry.
Asking for laws/rules based on theocracy? Damn, that sounds familiar…
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