Ramsay🇯🇲
@jamarab876
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You can’t post a random picture and expect people to understand it.
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“LICK YUH FI LICK ME DUNG”.-A Jamaican crossing on a green light.
The Jamaican pedestrian brain cannot comprehend that cars can actually hit them. It just doesn't compute.
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Glass house?
Probably the capital of crime 😭.
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What are we gonna play?.1-2-3 gunshot?.
nobody nuh wah come a spain fi a games night? me promise unu get fi keep unu phone. .
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Criminal: *Sleeping peacefully*.MOCA man dem:
MOCA is confirming that members of the Agency’s operational and investigative team are currently involved in a joint operation alongside personnel from the FID, JCF, and soldiers from JDF, at 17 locations across the parishes of Kingston, St Catherine & Westmoreland. #MOCAJamaica
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We seriously need to have a fix to this traffic issue man.Leaving earlier and earlier cannot be the solution :/.
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KC niggas proving yet again that they’re the corniest niggas around.
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Just eat the raw egg at that point. Nuh badda hot up the stove.
RUNNY EGG SUPREMACY 👍🏿.
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“Spain is a good place”
Spain is a good place✋🏾.
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Kartel get a visa before witty buss.You can’t make this up.
Vybz Kartel Granted U.S. Visa, Set To Attend Grammy Awards On Sunday
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Yay less traffic at evening time soon.
Jamaica appears to be in the midst of a baby recession. With some 52,000 births recorded in 2023, Jamaica showed fertility rates of 1.9 which is below the internationally accepted rate of 2.1 for population replacement. Read more: #GLNROped
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Just paid less than half for a cologne online than what fontana selling it for (before tax)😀😃.
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It is clear that kartel and us do not share the same 24hrs.
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Just got paid. How much for one of them Kingston 6 apt again?.
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Juici make the best patty.Nah argue with no one.
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Maybe the bonus was the friends we made along the way.
mi jus dehya a wait fi see the “bonus”.
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Have you ever carried powdery substances for long distances?.Good at speaking spanish?.Good at playing hide & seek?.If you’ve answered yes to all three, then I have an amazing opportunity for you.
Dear Lord, me need a next source of income.
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You: “Oh you know that xnes guy?”.Her: “You mean Shane?”.You:
My biggest fear in life is that Twitter user xnes knows the loml on a first name basis.
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Just paid my bills. Who know how fi teif light?.Asking for a friend.
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Anytime NCB in the news, it’s never a good thing💀.
Law enforcers have arrested a Jamaica Defence Force soldier as part of an ongoing investigation into a sophisticated phishing scam that defrauded the @ncbja of over $47 million dollars. MOCA says the arrest was made this morning. More soon. #GLNRToday
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Who make Jamaica shame again?
@daltonharris Go suck yuh muma batty bwoy a from high school days mi been a tell everybody and Dem nuh believe. u make Jamaica shame.
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You earlier today:
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@HonestJay7 @Pirat_Nation Wait till he finds out that India and Pakistan are in Asia.Totally the whitest guys I know.
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You’re sat right?
Hate man Twitter, RISE.
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@daveen_aa I was a pioneer .Been outspoken since highschool now issa trend.THESE NIGGAS AIN’T REAL.
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Hating on a young woman’s achievements and having a man constantly on your mind even in the presence of your spouse? .Yeah we know what you are.
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A lot migrate and reach nowhere. They fail to learn that with higher wage countries, comes higher living expenses and they become stagnant at where they are. Sad but it’s almost an endless cycle.
I wish more Jamaicans would understand that they don’t have to migrate to be successful you can live in Jamaica and still achieve a lot.
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See mark X on wrecker more than any other car enuh🤣.
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@Levi__008 The SAME crimes we suffer from. Murder, rape, femicide, robberies .The list goes on. The two countries want a rinse off.
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This we ah use bro
if i go missing and unu post a ugly picture of me, im not coming home.
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Y’all forgot the goat?
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@ach3im_ First mistake was carrying her to a car show with supercars and rich guys.It was just your turn
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@kaejuanaa Bro you’re definitely living above your means. No rent and 300K isn’t possible?.Nah.
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Texting me on WhatsApp is basically talking to a wall.iMessage me or call me tf.
ignoring people on WhatsApp and chilling on Twitter for hours on end >>>.
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@mikey_esquire Citizens- “Extremely high living costs and exorbitant childcare costs!”.GoJ: “so y’all gonna breed or-”.
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Ncb issuing their official response for the declined transactions for uber then uber sending me discounts for my next trip is actually HILARIOUS.
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Comparing obesity to race and religion is fucking wild dwg.
Lyft hit with a multi-million dollar lawsuit over a driver telling this morbidly obese rapper his car isn't big enough for her. Her lawyers say it's segregation.
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@latscreate High chance it’s a swap serial number so when it connects to the server for replication it shows everything. Trust me they’re good at it.
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@FaBlake31 It better not.They’re already using bottles that are not for dairy products. This is just careless.
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@yourfatherdane Congratulations!.I can tell you were moments away from having a final crash out😭.
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@moni_lisa @dominos They should use the money from those damn youtube ads and up my boy’s pay.
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@iRealPedro “I will not be able to contribute on Saturdays but will be able to on Sunday onwards”.
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@DiscoverZay Yeah but can you whine smaddy in the streets covered in paint and rum in greece?.Yeah book that port of spain today.
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1 iPad clears all of this btw👍🏻.
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@DrG_d_CHEMIST Are you well versed in powdery substances and are able to speak Spanish?.If so, boy do I have a career for you.
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@guruintraining_ Cold frap at target.She’s destined to be a suburban upper middle class mom it seems.
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An old picture you still like
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