Louise Litt
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"One of my bitches like Kehlani, one look like Normani. Me and my nigga bout to flip em, we like Tip and Tiny". Cardi what is wrong with you?????? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Kartel can rot for all I care. 8 days out of prison and you’re already threatening to beat your fiancée?
This is the person you guys were caping for?
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This girl on Jamaican TikTok said her father got her mother (his wife) and another woman pregnant at the same time and gave the side baby his wife’s name.
A man in the replies said “that fi show yuh seh him really love yuh mada”.
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Some rich guy is going to decide to go to Portland for the weekend and the terrible condition of the roads in my parish will damage his Porshe. He’ll pull over on the side of the road and I’ll come out of my house to offer assistance. We’ll fall in love and that’s that. Easy.
You're single, you stay indoors and you sleep early how do you expect to find love that way?
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He worked at Dominos??????
@dominos
SPONSOR YOUR BOY NOW!!!!
Rajindra Campbell 🇯🇲 is Jamaica's first ever Olympic medallist in history in the Shot Put!🔥
He produced the best performance of his career, throwing 22.15m to take Bronze.
#Paris2024
#Olympics
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Sean Paul did a Tiny Desk performance, so of course, the Americans are asking why Sean Paul “calls himself” Jamaican when he “doesn’t look black”.
“Jamaican” is a nationality, not a race. He was born in Jamaica. That is what makes him Jamaican.
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@qxeentxngs
He was on a live feed with his lawyer and he threatened to box his gf because she asked another man for the Wi-Fi password. He didn’t realize people on TikTok could hear him.
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Jamaican YouTubers really need to start a group chat, subscribe to each other's channels and watch each other's videos so they can all get to the 4,000 watch hours requirement. Google have money fi EVERYBODY so EVERYBODY should be able to seize this opportunity.
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Pump Attendant: Miss your total is $11,580. Cash or credit?
Me: Neither… *looks off into the sunset* Patriotism
Prime Minister Andrew Holness has rallied the young professional corps of the Jamaica Labour Party to instil patriotism in working-age youths as public debate rages on migration trends.
Read more:
#GLNRToday
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The irony is that it is the same people who went to school in the 70s who want students to wear ball gowns now.
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Wait, how horrible of a person is Shake if the entire cast is saying that what we saw was the watered down version???? Is he… Satan?
#LOVEISBLINDreunion
#LoveIsBlind
#LoveIsBlindS2
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SHENSEEA WI NUH HAVE TIME FI DIS OBLIQUE A RUN
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@thetirekinge
@loveandhiphop
I thought she was doing too much too, but then I remembered that she was going through a divorce at the time and she has two young children. Watching him break down because of childhood trauma probably hurt her as a mom because she doesn’t want that for her kids 😔
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After he threatened to box her, he actually told his attorney “delete da part yah”.
He knew he could edit the interview that was being recorded, but he didn’t realize that he was also live on Tiktok.
If people didn’t watch him do it, he would’ve sworn that it never happened🙃
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Undoubtedly the biggest and most successful Jamaican artiste. The Grammy awards, the plaques, the chart topping collabs, the sold out international tours, and his recurrent performances at the biggest global events. I don't think we understand the magnitude of his star power.
Performing at the
@FIFAWorldCup
was an HONOR ⚽️ big up 2 all the amazing players who came 2gether & repped their nations 🌎
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Lashes to Lashes… blush to blush.
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Why does he look like he lived on Chancellor Hall?
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Masicka not receiving a Grammy nomination for 438 is a disgrace.
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Holness vs Bunting would have been such an interesting contest.
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I’ve said this before but it needs repeating:
Island Grill is gentrified box food. How they’ve convinced Jamaicans to pay a premium for cook shop food must be studied. You can get mediocre jerk and curry chicken with rice and peas and vegetables anywhere, and for cheaper.
Which opinion on Jamaican food spots / brands will have you like this
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@DavidEatsViagra
When she mentioned Barbados, she was actually talking about her summer internship at Sagicor on Barbados Avenue in New Kingston. I feel like Bajans took it way too seriously.
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Ding Dong's relationship wasn't a secret, it just wasn't publicized. I don't see anything wrong with that. The people he knew in real life knew about their relationship and engagement. He has nothing to prove to his followers on social media.
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Designers, THIS is a monokini!!!! The choice of fabric, the details, the design, the cleavage, the creativity.
Fuller figured women are sick of the shiny spandex bathing suits you give them so they can feel like they fit in, when Stevie Wonder can see that it's just a cash grab
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This man threatened his fiancé in full view of the public because he thought the live feed was cut and then asked his attorney “dem cyaah hear me?”
All she did was ask a man in the room for the Wi-Fi password.
His concert in December will be packed though!
Unu artiste thought “commercial break” on TikTok actually meant that, so he showed his true colours and offered his wife a box dung. Nah guh ever change. That’s what y��all jumping up and down behind. That’s who you guys feel sorry for?
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I would never tweet this or post this photo on the internet. Insurance companies use social media posts in their investigations, and if he isn’t a listed driver… you might be out of luck.
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You know, a few days ago someone asked if being fine as hell is a requirement to join Jamaica’s Olympic team.
History for Jamaica 🇯🇲
Roje Stona is the first Jamaican to win an Olympic gold medal in the discus 🥇👏
#Paris2024
#Olympics
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You know when we were kids our parents got sheets of ply board to batten down the windows and bought groceries, radios, flashlights and batteries.
The new adults are on twitter sharing memes, laughing at the hurricane’s name and charging their toys.
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You forget to pick me up? I’m going to the car dealership tomorrow.
You forget my bday? I’m sending myself on vacation.
Braider shows up 6 hours late? I’m going to HEART to learn how to do hair.
Disappoint me, and I will NEVER put myself in a position to ever need you again.
Being hyperindependent is absolutely a trauma response to being disappointed.
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A lot of Jamaican drivers think that they’re great drivers because they always skillfully do foolishness and get away with it.
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I couldn’t finish watching the full video. This 17 years old cancer patient can’t do surgery or start chemotherapy because there is no bed.
MPs getting 200% salary increases but there is no bed? Millions of dollars unaccounted for every year, but there is no bed???
When 17-year-old Rihanna Golding graduated from Hopewell High School in 2023, she was upbeat to pursue her dream of doing culinary arts. However, those thoughts were soon set aside, and replaced with worry when her right knee started swelling.
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Next item on the agenda: crash the housing market.
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This is Roje Stona’s first Olympic Games.
He won a gold medal
He broke the Olympic Record.
He won Jamaica’s first Olympic gold medal in a field event.
PROUD is an understatement. 🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲
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Financial assistance???? When the man who owns the company that she works for can do this in a heartbeat????
#LatestNews
: The family of Kerry-Ann Folkes, one of the victims of Wednesday's explosion at the Burger King outlet in New Kingston, is pleading for urgent financial assistance as they seek to have her transferred overseas for treatment.
READ MORE:
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Is anyone else feeling like the more money they make… the less money they seem to have?
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@tynaomi_
@LolaDangerosa
Are you me??? People genuinely don't understand why I see myself the way I do after years of being bullied
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Our first Olympic medal in Shot put
Our first Olympic medal in Triple Jump
JAMAICA, WE DID THAT!!!! 🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲
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The poor girl is probably struggling at work trying to meet her billable hours requirements so she doesn’t get fired or yelled at, and her man is here venting on Dear Dream.
(Also, using Miss Kitty as an example is crazy.)
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Between Michael Bolton and Celine Dion, Jamaicans cannot catch a break.
Michael Bolton has revealed that just before the holidays he had to have "immediate surgery" to remove a brain tumor. And while the surgery was a success, Bolton said he is taking "a temporary break" from touring to recover.
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My 4 year old nephew has 5 pages of math homework and 3 pages of Integrated Studies homework. He stopped half way into the process and whispered, "oh my God..."
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Spice is my fave but she needs a new manager, publicist, hairdresser, stylist, and A NEW MAKEUP ARTISTE.
She might even need a ghost writer because these primary school Eisteddfod talent show lyrics are getting to me.
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I don’t know how parents do it. A good school is expensive. Snacks are expensive. Books are expensive. Vacations are expensive. Birthday parties are expensive. CLOTHES are expensive. So when you spend all of that money, what is left for YOU? What do you save? HOW do you save?
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Jamaicans are proud of Elaine and her accomplishments but we truly haven't connected with her because we don't know HER. I hope that made sense lol.
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I don’t understand this. Don’t the tyres rotate while I’m driving the car???
ATL people. Do they rotate your tires for you when your vehicle gets serviced?
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Jamaicans carry feelings forever. Junelle has to leave Paris with a medal or she will never live this down. 🤣
Junelle was too busy running her mouth when she needed to be training. Chat too much 😪
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I don't usually pull the race card but let me just say this.
A white woman saying that Jamaicans don't like to work, find any excuse not to work, or any variant of that statement doesn't sit right with me.
Yes, I know she's Jamaican.
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I heard about a girl who was robbed while walking home in Mona. When she realized she was being followed she just walked into a random driveway as if she had reached her destination. One of the men said "My girl nuh bother wid dat we know seh a nuh deh so yuh live. Pass di phone"
Moving to Kingston today.
I'm actually anxious about my first robbery. I hope it goes well.
Kingstonians, how did your first robbery go when them come tek dem tings?
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St. Thomas, with its lush green spaces and quiet serenity could be the next hotspot destination, like Bali.
But hey, what do I know?
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They’ve never seen real devastation after a hurricane. They’ve never seen the bodies of missing people being recovered after days of flooding. We have the privilege of tweeting from our warm, dry beds, but Beryl actually killed people in other islands. Let’s just be grateful.
People wouldn’t be calling Beryl “lame” if it continued on the path it was on yesterday. Ca
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Asking for mandatory Work From Home orders is futile. It's not going to happen because (older) Jamaican people don't believe that their employees work unless they can see them slaving around their desks.
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Yeah one of my classmates in 6th form had a step daughter in grade 8 and the man would drop off both of them at school in the mornings lol
Use to in a competition with big man fi have a one gf in high school 💀😂
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Did anyone experience an ants infestation in their home a few weeks ago?
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So much has happened today:
ANOTHER student beaten unconscious allegedly over shoes
MP’s son sexually assaulted
Nurse fighting a child over a man
Alleged rapist/murderer who broke out of police custody captured by citizen
60 children hospitalized because of weed candy.
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She has a mother… I’m confused.
Kartel daughter getting 8 subjects with ones(6) and twos (2) really puts into perspective his statement - if you are looking to entertainers to raise your children, you have failed as a parent
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That woman said that she was beaten so badly that she peed herself. Which grown woman would admit that publicly?
I always believed her.
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"I was afraid to tell you" is not a valid excuse when you give someone an STD.
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An engineer told me that buildings are actually meant to move or sway in the event of disasters like earthquakes or hurricanes. It's some shock absorption thing.
If the building rock left to right.. that mean it build good? Like swaying
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Twitter has become even more unbearable ever since people have been allowed to monetize their tweets. It’s this cesspool of racism, misogyny and misinformation.
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lol it’s actually very easy to scam Jamaicans. That’s why for years our banks had to keep reminding us not to click strange links or give anyone our banking info over the phone. That didn’t work, so now one bank has imposed a daily transfer limit of $100k. 😭
Imagine trying to scam a Jamaican. U must be dunce or new to the game.
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Nobody had a problem with your relationship until you opened your big mouth and confirmed that there was a clear conflict of interest.
Nobody was dragging her until she started making distasteful comments to/about us, in her support of you.
The colorist comments are abhorrent.
I just want to say how incredibly proud I am of my GF and give her the flowers she deserves now 💐. She has been through so much in her life that I could never imagine fighting through. Beyond that she is a survivor, 2x Olympian, Olympic medalists, Multi world championship
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I think it’s so funny that a man will hear that I’m from country and automatically assume that I’m a country girl. Baby I don’t cook, clean, or hand wash. I believe in helpers and box food. I support the local economy 🙏🏽
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Is Junelle a yam head? Yes. Is Junelle ugly? ABSOLUTELY NOT. Are you people dumb???
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You see how Ta Lou went straight to her sister Shelly to hug her?????
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Increase the income tax threshold to $2.5m
Increase the NHT loan ceiling to $10m
Increase the customs duty-free limit to $100
Decrease GCT to 12.5%
We need to demand somethings now that election around the corner. Reduction in GCT can be a start
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My kids at church are on TikTok EVERYDAY. You know who got Grade 1s in Math with straight A profiles IN FOURTH FORM last week? Those kids.
Children need good teachers who know how to deliver material. They need parental supervision and GUIDANCE. Social media is not the problem.
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A sixth former having an adult bf was actually very common when I was in high school. Boyfriends at college, boyfriends at banks, boyfriends who drove, all became normalized smh. It’s just that this man had the audacity to drop off his gf and his child at school at the same time.
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I don’t know how the women who make less than $200k after taxes in Jamaica afford to pay rent and bills, do their hair, nails, lashes, live on Amazon and Shein, and pay for hotels every weekend. Y’all are the GOATs for real.
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Lol I can never understand this air of superiority that Jamaicans who migrate to the US always seem to have. "You guys don't 'ave dat in Juhmaycuh?Dats crayzee!"
You have to work 2 jobs to stay afloat, Marcia. We have one job and get Sundays off to eat our rice and peas lol.
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The question you should still be asking, is WHO is keeping Island Grill in business.
It’s gentrified box food, and mi nah stop say it.
Who is keeping Burger King in business? Come out, I just want to talk
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It’s tacky when men do it, and it’s also tacky when women do it. Ew.
‘Selling Sunset’ star Bre Tiesi says Michael B. Jordan was not ‘good’ in bed: ‘I’m sorry, babe’
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Do Bridgerton fans not realize that the show is not about Daphne and the Duke of Hastings but that each season will follow the life of each sibling, just like in the book series? Y'all saw a pretty face and sex scenes and everything you knew about the books went out the door lmao
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One of my classmates is married with 2 children and a third baby on the way.
I bought banana chips this afternoon and that was the highlight of my day.
I really need to get my life together for 2024.
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Two of the best dancehall songs in a while have come from two female artistes beefing about a Nigerian man. What is worse is that this clash is better than anything we’ve seen at Sting in years.
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Between what happened with the news breaking about Slickianna’s death and the photos, Spice’s health scare, and now this, I’ve realized that blogs are the worst thing to happen to the internet. They have the tenacity of journalists but without the ethics or integrity.
Some news is not urs to share… the family may have wanted it to be private until they are ready for the public
SMH
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Sean Paul is Sean Paul whether he’s on dancehall, pop, EDM, or RnB songs. Bad Bunny is Bad Bunny whether he’s collabing with rappers or other Latin artistes.
Both are at the top of their genres. Both have experimented with various genres. Neither of them changed their sound.
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Was stuck on the highway for nearly an hour because they only accept cash at the toll booth. I offered to buy a Tag in the main office but they only accept cash there too. It’s 2023 and the toll that leads to Jamaica’s north coast doesn’t not accept card payments. Madness.
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Who is going to tell her that they cheat in those little beds they take naps on?
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Always let me know when you leave the house, where you’re going, and when you get home. I don’t actually care about what you’re doing. I just want to know that you’re safe. I should be able to tell the police about your last known whereabouts if anything happens to you.
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He told the kids to plug out the clock before bed and said that they didn't need to tell time while they are asleep
What’s the funniest way Julius tried to save money in Everybody Hates Chris?
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I hate it when young, educated people allow themselves to be turned into political poppy shows. How disappointing.
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If this JLP Administration keeps its promise and gives St. Thomas proper roads and the new Urban Centre, they will have my vote for the next 2 elections. I will volunteer to cook the chicken back and white rice for the meetings MYSELF when they come to St. Thomas.
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WFH in Jamaica means you have to use both internet providers just in case one of them fails you
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Backlog in the courts and no doctors in our hospitals. Congrats Jamaica, you have outdone yourself.
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Men always tout Savannah James, a woman they do not know, as an example of a “respectable woman” because she dresses modestly and does not seem to have a life of her own. They did the same thing to Ayesha Curry until she started to show a little of her personality. Men are stupid
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lol i don't have anything to promote. You can follow me if you want to, just have a great day and remember that we are what we repeatedly do. Excellence is not an act, but a habit. 😊
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The entire parish of St Thomas has been a construction site for 2 and a half years and nobody cares. The most hurtful part is that this would never be allowed to happen in Kingston or on the north coast.
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Btw mommy says that this should convince you guys to serve the Lord because the heat we experienced during the power outage is nothing compared to hell. 🙏🏽
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@_isname
He was on a live feed with his lawyer and he threatened to box his gf because she asked another man for the Wi-Fi password
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@QgtmMeechie
That doesn't mean that he wasn't allowed to be at the hospital, see the child afterwards, or stick around when he found out that the child is sick and is in need of additional medical attention
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