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One thing with Mama Mia she gonna shoot straight...nah miss. Lol
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Jamaicans singing out the entire verse in Sterling’s mentions warms my heart. 🇯🇲❤️
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Jamaicans stay UNDEFEATED. 😂😂😂😂 funniest ppl in the world i tell u. Looool
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If me buck up Dexta daps inna one supermarket n him even walk pass mi woman too close, mi a buss him head wid a tin mackerel.
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The Queen used to visit Jamaica every decade since her coronation. On one such visit in 2002, while eating dinner at King’s House, “light go weh”. Forcing her to dine in darkness. She has not visited our island since. Lol.
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The Gleaner watching the world go crazy on the back of a story they were the first to break...
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Whenever I’m taking bread from the bag, I skip over the bread back. I also skip over the two closest slices to the bread back because they are probably also carrying bread back energy. “Show me your company...😒”
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Masicka make songs for people who been a go through it but still a push, determined fi make it. Life warriors 💪🏾💪🏾
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J’cans don’t give the JCF enough credit when they deserve it. They are policing under some of the roughest conditions without support from the people they protect. Must be so tiring for them. I commend the JCF on a job well done today. Not ideal, bt these situations seldom are.
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No matter how many jeans pants I own, I’m wearing my favourite one til it wash out and dead.
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Just officially ended one of the most toxic relationships I have ever been in,
Goodbye, Flow. 🙂
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Jamaica has not fully understood the role of an HR manager. Too often HR managers operate as an extension or arm of management with little neutrality, thereby offering little to no value to staff. If the staff sees your HR manager as part of “management”, you are doing it wrong.
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Don’t have a soundcloud but If you are Jamaican 🇯🇲 or just a lover of Jamaica 🇯🇲. Show your support for our
#ReggaeGirlz
in the World Cup by Participating in our
#Juggle21Challenge
!! Show your skills and use the
#Juggle21Challenge
#ReaggaeGirlz
hashtags ⚽️⚽️⚽️🇯🇲🇯🇲👊🏾👊🏾. big up!
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Unpopular opinion: there is nothing wrong with posting a good deed. Evil is loud, u see it everywhere. If we all did good did quietly, all we would see is the evil, many would lose hope. Posting a good deed inspires others to do good n reminds many tht mankind isnt fully lost.
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“Pine and Ginger” really didn’t get all the balloons it deserved. Such a lovely song.
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You get a dog as a pet and all of a sudden dogs need all these doctor visits n supplements jus to live, and mongrel dog inna d ghetto a get big stone and gunshot all dem life n still a live fi see 14.
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Random Jamaican today:
I don’t understand how people say money cyaa buy happiness bredda. Sometimes when me money up, mi just log inna mi online banking just a fi look pon it and just smile.
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Who is keeping Burger King in business? Come out, I just want to talk
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Lol! CNN??? Lol that’s it!!!
“Alfred!!! Bring the car around, we leaving the gheddo!!!” 😭😭
@KemziLinzi
allow me to break the news to you that you have now reached
@CNN
. This is my son in whom I am well pleased.
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Want JPS come with a vaccine mandate now and see if mumma aggo plug out her fridge. Lol
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Did a little digging on the history of the Guyana-Venezuela border dispute. Here’s how I understand it in summary…
Guyana is largely made up of 3 former Dutch colonies: Demerara, Berbice & Essequibo. The territory was collectively known as Dutch Guiana…
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Jamaicans insensitive to everybody. Mawga. Fat. EVERYBODY
Jamaicans have a tendency of being ignorant and insensitive to skinny ppl not knowing how difficult it is for them to gain weight.
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When the new paycheck come and your last paycheck no done yet.
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Lol while Brownie down suh inna one yard wid no gate and no fence and still loyal to him ends.
Uptown dog ever a run weh. Don’t they like their living conditions?
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I shouldn’t laught at ignorance but this one was too good. Lol
*Bag juice vendor to young lady in KFC*: wa u go university fi study?
University student: Radiography.
Bag juice vendor: den by time u done study people nuh stop listen radio misses?
Me: ☠️
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No matter how many times I pass this mannequin on Constant Spring, him still catch me off guard. Still no get what purpose him serve more than fi frighten people. Lol
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The most beautifully patriotic song ever written!!!
As we go out today meditate on these words and how lucky we are to call this rock home. Take care of our country, treasure this gift.
#ProudJamaican
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Not even likkle subject verb agreement fi go wid me fries? Hate it here.
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I appreciate spaces that try to give customers a different experience, especially in Kingston. I found this cute little brunch/cocktail space called ‘The Alchemy’. Its science themed & appeals to your inner nerd. Really liked the creativity.
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iPhone elitism real enuh. Lol. I just heard someone ask a dude: “you have iPhone or a normal phone”
Lol what?
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World Dawg was ‘good casting’. Annoying as hell, but I can’t think of one successful show without a character we all love to hate. Lool. Without him n the jokes at his expense, many scenes wouldn’t be as entertaining.
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American: Is it true that you jamaicans answer every question by asking another question?
Jamaican: Who tell u dat?
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Can we make it illegal for people to post pictures and videos of dead bodies on the internet? Can we start that petition? I would definitely sign.
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I have never graduated a day in my life. Long story. Lol. My mom has always missed this opportunity. When i started my Postgrad degree, so many times i felt like quitting. But i kept going for her, for this experience. So you can understand why this is the ONLY pic that matters.
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Guys, I think I’ve made it!!! 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾
Do I quit my day job now or let it marinate a bit?? 😂😂😂
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In 4 years Jamaica getting all the developments that it should have gotten over the past 25 years!!!!! Im with it!
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A my parents alone use to send me to bed as soon as the man say “previously on Royal Palm Estate”?
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Make a Porsche driver draw me out pon the highway last night. Bun off the whole a me gas...in these times. Smh play stupid games...😔
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Might as well :)
Kemoy Lindsay Msc.
All praises to God same way.
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So proud to have coached these young lions. Was a grueling season for them, but they stuck to it, bringing us back to the finals for the first time in a decade! Not the result we wanted but they are forever winners in my book. Until next year....
#HereSir
💚🖤🦁
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Tastee patties from Sugar and Spice taste better than Tastee patties from Tastee. 🤷🏾♂️
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If only we all could have exchanges like this on Twitter. Unfortunately some among us are not capable of exchanges of this calibre. A healthy thread. 👏🏾👏🏾
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If we never speak and u are messaging me to ask for a favor. Please don’t do the small talk thing as if we friends n u actually care abt how I’ve been doing lol. Just get to the point. We don’t have to be friends for me to help you out.
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Remember:
Your coworkers are not your friends! Document everything at work. Keep your own file. It will come in handy.
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The worst way a friendship or relationship can end is because of poor communication that leads to a misunderstanding. Imagine, yall no longer friends bcuz of something that could’ve easily been solved. Tragic.
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Congratulations to all UWI graduates. More importantly, i wish you all happy, well paying jobs in the very near future. 😊
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*how my mom use to tell me that she didn’t approve of a young lady I was dating*
Mom: a she that?
Me: yea
Mom: oh 👀
Me: is wat? 😑
Mom: nutn
*long pause*
Mom: mi think she woulda look different.
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“Mi will link yuh if anything”
The words of a Jamaican who will DEFINITELY NOT link you if anything.
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Mervis of the Wolmer Clan.
First of his name.
King of the Gyalises and the broke men.
Taker of phones, securer of the bag.
THE NORTH REMEMBERS!!
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“Ketch ih dip. Anuh nawmal dip”
Sha’Carri choses to not speak with media after failing to get out of the 1st round at USAs
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When light gone and you procrastinated about charging your phone…
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When i was in grades 7 & 8, one of our classmates ws related to Buju. After school on Fridays we wud wlk to his studio. Whatever he ws doin he would stop n play football or video games with us, he wud mke sure we ate n sent us home b4 it got too late. I Will alwys rate Buju.
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Hand pon kimbo. The head lean. Point inna face.
All critical aspects of the pose of a Jamaican about to let you have it.
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If we no qualify for this World Cup a better we put it dung.
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Just checked my UWI account out of idleness and realize say uwi owe me money. I mean its not alot but for all the stress that uwi put me through, joining a line to go collect my $13 a d least.
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Lol Urkle was a pioneer in his own right. Ding Dong has some questions to answer if i ever see him again 😒
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If as a PNP supporter you view the petrojam audit as a point in the Orange column or as a JLP supporter you see it as something that requires some sort of defence, then you are shortsighted and have completely missed the real issue that has been plaguing our country.
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Kartel: mi lawyer a big queen’s counsel so me never worry bout bail
Judge: No bail! 35 to life!!!
Kartel:
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Vybz Kartel was the single most influential personality in Jamaica. We forget that the man had is own cake soap, alcohol, shoes, condoms and was the first artist to start a successful reality tv show (Teacher’s Pet). Musically, the man IS. A. LEGEND!
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My mother use to always tell me every September morning:
“sit wid the bright kids. Brightness will rub off pon u. Dunceness too, but that easier fi ketch”
I think that applies even outside of the classroom to this day. Watch yuh circle.
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My mom has some glassware and china in her cabinet that are older than me and that she’s never used 🤷🏾♂️. Every Christmas she takes them all out, wash them and put them back. For revenge, when she upset me, I use to wait until she leaves, drink syrup outa dem n put dem back. Loool
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‘At the bottom of the Gorge, flat bridge built in the 1700s, train tracks above it built later durin a time when trains went everywhere in JA. And above tht, the nrth-south leg of highway 2000. “Three eras of Jamaica’s transport history in one shot”’
A beautiful pic!
#ILuvJA
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Them nah see me either, cause me nah ansa.
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We might’ve lost champs on points, but we won with this pic. 💚🖤🦁
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Apparently one student in Antigua sat all of 26 CXC subjects. 🤯
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I can’t do the “let’s go for drinks” thing when I’m broke. Liquor no taste that good when me bruk, every sip me sip is like me a taste me bank account.
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“Put the TV pon CVM” was never a sentence I imagined myself saying. Yet here we are. 🙌🏾
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Putting up your one, dry out, stale “bomb pic” when you add someone you like on WhatsApp >>>>>>
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Was speaking with a taxi man today. The family argument came up and I asked him how many kids him have.
Him: 9 but a buck ups.
Me: which one a buck ups?
Him: all a dem.
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#OnlyInJamaica
is your life expectancy determined by the time span between when people mention your name and when you appear.
“Mi jus call yuh name! Ya go live long enuh bwoy”
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Today I celebrate another year on this earth. This one has caught me a happy and blessed man. Give God thanks for all his mercies. 🙏
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Me: you want fries
Her: no im good.
Me: you sure.
Her: yea. I said I’m good!
*buys fries n tell her NO when she beg*
Her:
Y men always mean with them food? Sir a just taste we want taste weh u have enuh. Is just a little taste. My God.
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We get so attached to our High schools, that our Primary schools are so often forgotten. As a result, many primary schools struggle to provide quality resources to its students. Do not forget your primary school, its your foundation. Whatever you can give back, give.
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The job of country’s tourism dept is to market the country. It’s also important to look at value and not just cost. It adds value if it improves our product, adds to the attraction and improves marketing, which increases earnings. There’s no doubt that these signs add value.
After months in the making, Tourism Minister Edmund Bartlett, on Friday, unveiled Jamaica's first ever “Jam-Iconic Experience” sign, a $12-million welcome to Negril.
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I take my L’s and my W’s in silence. Who no need fi know, will never know. 🙏🏾
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In 5yrs, $5.2bil worth of oil was lost at petrojam(almst half of its entire output over tht period). Of that amount, 37% is completely unaccounted for. Yet for some inexplicable reason, the majority of posts i see focus on a 1000 dolla cake.
5.2BILLION! CMON PEOPLE, FOCUS!
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Announcement!!
Transport Authority now has a WhatsApp number for you to send picture and video evidence of all traffic violations witnessed on the roads 8765518196! Save it!! U can also download the “Drive safe App” from Google play store. Spread the word! Take back our roads!
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Today i attended the Calabar High Honour Roll ceremony. Witnessed my brother getting pinned for the third consecutive year. He is way ahead of where i was at his age, and as his older brother, i consider that a huge success.
#HereSir
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A cash fi Gold woman just try look me in HWT n it ws so scary.
*her,crushin out weed wit a magnum*: luk ya deh yute!
Me: nah sell nutn.
*her,now screwing*: luk ya nuh yute!
Me:*stops*
Her: a try tell u say u luk gud yuh hear dat. U ooman must luv yuh. Weh yuh name?
Me: 😳
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All 10 people a fit inna taxi a Jamaica and Rose cudn small up harself so Jack cudda live. Smh
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Jamaican Twitter is this big family. This big dysfunctional, weird family.
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This the Upper senanju flairy, they call it “le flairé”
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This is life. Can Spend your entire life being careful and staying out of trouble, only for a random branch to fall on your car. Smh. Jahknow
Very sad news. A motorist died this evening after a branch from a tree fell on her car. The incident happened in the vicinity of Mystic Mountain and had impeded traffic in the area. Sending love, peace and light to the family and friends of the deceased. 🙏🏾
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As soon as my youth born, mi a give him a book, a football and a musical instrument. Him muss ketch one!!
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This young lady has a heart of gold!! My God...i love seeing these things. Where ever she is rn now, i pray only blessings on her life and the future of her family.
I was almost brought to tears. UWI student feeding a beggar parked at Juici Beef on campus. He has no hands. There is hope for Jamaica. Jamaica is a real place.
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A so restaurant fi full a options and tun mi inna idiot when me step in. Nuh know wa fi buy lol
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Idk what other course of action you would expect from the police when gunmen suddenly start shooting at them. Should they have stood out in the open? Should they have ran? Honestly curious. The situation wasn’t ideal, but under the circumstances, what should they have done?
Commendable HOW????? Using civilian cars as shields , engaging in a shout-out on a busy road in the middle of the day?
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True story: Was in a taxi once,Papine to HWT. the driver got a call frm a neighbour it sound like. Frm context it sound like another man ws in his home wit his woman. Man strt shout “mi cyaa tek it nomore” n a freak out. All of a sudden the car kick off wid a piece a speed!!
Me:
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