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Amsterdam. Van Gogh, Rembrandt, Anne Frank, Heineken, weed everywhere, and storefront hookers. Cool canals and architecture too.
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@stucam7771
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@ImSpeaking13
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@UROCKlive1
The sooner we all realize it’s a cult the sooner we can stop focus on changing minds, and get as many of the non-cult people to vote.
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@nathaliejacoby1
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@McTremb
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@1pissedPolack
I lived there for 25 years. The pledge to the Texas flag is far from the weirdest thing there.
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Got my third vaccine (booster) yesterday. So the first one tracks my whereabouts. The second one controls my dick, and the third one controls my thoughts. Do I have that right?
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Since I don’t have a degree in molecular biology, I paid the NIH, the FDA, and the CDC to do my research for me. I’m not a fucking moron.
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@bebe1969
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I think I was in a time warp tonight. A tavern actually called Whitey’s, and a pay phone. Richfield, Ohio.
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Aren’t you amazed we all survived childbirth? With our tiny bones and soft heads and not breathing yet. Well I am amazed.
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Who needs fancy restaurants when we have the North Somerset Service Plaza on the Pennsylvania Turnpike?
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