Poor Man’s Bradley Cooper
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What happened to the “I don’t think about you at all” energy?
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If the Trib wants
@ChiPartyAunt
's tax return they're gonna have to contact peter francis geraci
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@thebadstats
What do you mean by “starting” and what do you mean by “his” and what do you mean by “own” and what do you mean by “climate” and what do you mean
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@PFF_Brad
fwiw, Hurts has reduced his time-to-throw from league highest of 3.12 seconds in 2021 to ~about~ league average of 2.8 so far this season. I know it won't solve everything, but I'm begging for JF to get rid of the ball quicker (e.g., check-down)
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Good morning
#dabears
fans. We have officially reached the Bears offseason Soltice, or should it be Equinox since it's Spring? It's been 121 days since the last Bears game and it's 121 days until the next Bears game!
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@PFF_Brad
I had this convo w/ a buddy recently. Talented QBs under 30:
AFC: Mahomes, Watson, Allen, Jackson, Herbert, Mayfield, Carr, possibly Burrow. Maybe Tua. And assuming draft goes predictably, Lawrence, Fields, and/or Zach Wilson.
NFC: Dak Prescott (assumed on DAL). Kyler Murray?
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@mhudgg
Hi Michael! Here’s a Greylag goose that’s been hanging around a park near me. Never seen one of these in the wild before so I wonder if it’s an abandoned farm goose. It’s been hanging around other Canadian geese learning to be a goose. I visit and feed it barley, oats, and grapes
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Job interviewer: Tell me about your biggest weakness.
Me: ... I can't tear perforated paper towels cleanly.
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@ChicagoBears
@NFL
hey
@olin_kreutz
does this mean it's technically "Packers week" from now until the start of the season? Asking for a certain finger on my hand. Thx!
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You know you're dating a
@BSNstudents
when seemingly innocuous acronyms like SBAR, HESI, and NCLEX make you shudder 😩✋
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Referring to myself as “poor man’s Bradley Cooper” from now on 😂
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@skinnee11
Imagine what Rodgers could have accomplished if he'd had anywhere near the defensive support Brady's had during his career.
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@adamjahns
Cousins will show him an excel spreadsheet on how to run routes in the locker room
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@Ky1eLong
If you haven't seen it (or read it), highly recommend Gone Girl. One of the most low-key sinister, malicious characters of any film/novel. Don't want to spoil which character, in case you haven't caught it.
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@ZimmermanSXM
In 2012 the Seahawks lost their D-coordinator. 2 years later and they were 1 yard away from winning their 2nd consecutive Super Bowl.
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@bobby
I walked past a guy once and we were both wearing M.I.L.F. shirts but each acronym was different. We smirked and nodded at each other. Felt like kings.
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Challenging times (1950's measles deaths) create smart people (1963 measles vaccine introduced), smart people create good times (measles eradicated), good times create dumb people ("essential oils will prevent measles"), dumb people create challenging times (measles outbreaks)
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@ByYourLogic
miniseries are my favorite format, especially because they can prevent something from getting stretched out simply due to the popularity of a show, e.g. Narcos after season 1. American Crime Story is nice since each story is contained to 1 season.
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@benbbaldwin
"More and more, people are talking about the guy on the Texans. He's a winner. Handsome guy, too. The fake news media will look at his sacks and tell you it's bad. Very bad. But I tell you, he's a winner. Isn't he great, folks? The guy on the Texans."
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@AmznMovieRevws
Deb only has patience for movies like Schindler's List, a film about people who spoke exclusively English.
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@Peter_Bukowski
According to OTC, Clinton-Dix has a 2019 valuation of $10,439,000, about +$7,000,000 over his contract
Amos has a 2019 valuation of $5,000,000, about -$4,000,000 under his contract AAV
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People think accounting is sedentary, devoid of hazards, but have NO IDEA the number of excruciating paper cuts I get
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@robertkschmitz
Trade down out of 20, plan for the future.... oh sorry, I realize this poll is only considering realistic options with the current regime.
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@PFF_Brad
@johndietzdh
Throw in a mock championship belt celebration for good measure. This is gonna end great 🙄
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@PFF_Brad
why would Pace extend Fuller when there are perfectly good Edge free agents in 2021 (Barrett, Clowney) to sign to a massively over-valued contract?
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@jacobinfante24
Jameis wouldn't cost any draft capital, would be significantly cheaper, is younger, and recently spent a year under Sean Payton's tutelage. And before you say "BUT INTERCEPTIONS," INTs aren't a great solo measurement of performance. Have to work on his turnover-worthy-throw %.
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@dabearsblog
that's a results oriented assessment and not a process oriented assessment. How they have achieved those results is not sustainable (2018 defensive production, 2020 close game luck). And having a franchise QB doesn't guarantee success. Look at Seattle waste their talented QB.
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One of my favorite PFF Foreca$t quotes of the year so far.
“Jimmy G doing the dipsy-do in the pocket” -
@PFF_Eric
I almost had to pull over I was crying from laughing 😂
💰
@PFF
Forecast 💰
🙏 Easiest schedules
☠️ Hardest schedules
🤑 WK 1 guess the lines + bets
🧨 biggest teaser season ever
Apple:
📺:
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@drewmagary
One of the few rational takes on cold weather I've seen from an NFL athlete, let alone an offensive lineman
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When your nurse girlfriend is using big medical words on the phone with you
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@DFF_Mike2
@LeeSharpeNFL
I believe the sabermetrics people have proven "clutch" is either a product of luck or the absence of "choke," so this would make sense. Players might possibly be worse under pressure, but there's no conceivable way they're better. Unless they're lazy in normal circumstances?
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I helped conceive a Blackhawks shirt based off the 86th Infantry "Blackhawk" Division, with proceeds benefiting
@mbmhmc
!
Extremely grateful for
@26shirtsCHI
and their incredibly talented designers, and for
@dabearsblog
's partnership with the organization
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@RealFansProgram
looking forward to them re-acquiring Byfuglien within the next couple of years
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@PFF_George
Outstanding, fun episode. Can we have an episode with Mr. Nagler AND Mr. Baldwin as guests? 😈
@PFF_Eric
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@Polesgoat
Justin holding the ball forever creates pressure, which to fans = poor OL. The OL is fine, honestly.
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@djdurkin
really great work all season long. You're a big reason I'm a very satisfied
@TheAthleticChi
subscriber. Looking forward to more!
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@wiltfongjr
I get the feeling a lot of those tweets are gonna get conveniently "Thanos snapped" away this fall/winter
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Had the time of my life playing Lake Wisconsin CC wit the birthday boy
@ImTufff
(his bday is tomorrow but wish him a happy birthday)
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@LeeSharpeNFL
Alternatively:
1/3 = 0.3333333...
2/3 = 0.6666666....
so 1/3 + 2/3 = 0.999999999....
Yet we know 3/3 = 1
So once again, 0.999... = 1
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Sand Eaters 1-0 to start the season. We mean business this year
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In an email from my grandfather, I've been instructed to bring "Pot Salad" to a family party...
#LaborDay
#Abbreviations
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@robertkschmitz
Bears fans love to watch the defense carry the team to a 11-5 record just to get pantsed in the playoffs once every 10 years
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@PFF_Moo
We wanted to see what the guy with 300 yards passing, 70 yards rushing, and 4 touchdowns could do 🤷♂️
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I watched a couple of perfect dogs this past weekend and I got to teach them about same game parlays
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@mhudgg
I don’t mean to be “everything is TV” but he’s one degree away from being Keefe on Righteous Gemstones
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@ProFootballTalk
This is only updated through week 5, but he literally had the lowest drop% through 5 games. 15th in QBR. 11th in DVOA rankings. 13th in ANY/A. 10th in EPA.
Should I go on?
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Summer, it’s so hot I get sleepy quickly
Fall, it’s so cozy I get sleepy quickly
Winter, the sun goes down early I get sleepy quickly
Spring, the pollen is bad I get sleepy quickly
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As a fun twist I'm going to restrict this to events I attended live:
1. Buehrle's 2007 no hitter
2. Peanut's literal takeaway vs Moss to seal the victory (2003)
3. Blackhawks 5-1 win over Calgary (2009 playoffs)
4. Jackson's pick-6 vs Minn (2018)
5. 1st time seeing MJ live
Top 5 Monday!
What’s your top 5 Chicago Sports moments?
Mine is:
1. Cubs World Series game 7
2.
#Bears
winning the NFC Championship in2006
3. Blackhawks winning the Stanley cup in 2010
4. Derrick Rose buzzer beater against the Cavs
5 Blackhawks Stanley cup win in 2013
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@MichaelGunEmoji
The final phase in the process of these dudes, as Bobby has pointed out
the natural trajectory of following this type of guy is first you think he's funny, then you think he's annoying, then you think he's a danger to society. it's the law of mikey miles.
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@dabearsblog
Last night was a great example proving your hypothesis that there should be no intra-divisional matchups for the first month of the season. Ideally all teams play their cross-conference games in the first 4 weeks.
#JHforcommissioner
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Happy Bday,
@shanmaher1314
! I don't have any pics of you so here's a stick figure of you. Bad hair day IMO. HAVE A GREAT 21st!
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