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Two years on and no one has been held accountable πππ. WHO GAVE THE ORDER?.WE'RE KILLED DAILY AND ARE FORCED TO FORGET . We will NEVER forget!π. #LekkiMassacre 20.10.2020.#RestInPeace.#EndSARSMemorial.#EndSARS.May the souls of our departed brothers and sisters RIP.π
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@ThaBoyYom I'm beginning to enjoy your food. It's so Yommmy. Babe asked my guy "can you provide for me", he said that shouldnt be a problem, what will I get from you ? And she said "me and my feminity"
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@interludetheart Nah, it's more like the landlords just use the same template when building homes.
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Lmaooo, Ycee just dey funny. We have English, pidgin, yoruba, igbo, hausa and every other language you can think of but you decided to speak FACTS!!! . The factory 78 freestyle? .Condo? . Underrated!!!.
Iβm really the nicest rapper in my generation and itβs okay to not be familiar with my game, but you cannot honestly hear me rap and think βthis guy no sabiβ.
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@Joshua_Ubeku that goal against Malaga. there's no way!!!! no fucking way!!! a normal human without jazz can do this!!!. you need to understand football to know this shit is not possible. Messi ya werey gan
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Yo fam, they finna roast ya ass and you prolly gonna wanna leave the bird app for niggas, you feel me?
Idk who you fw cus ainβt nobody finna from steady billing of 20k every 5 business days. I make seven figures a year btw, so what are u on bout?.
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@EtuboLion You slandered cake and you are angry they called you white ponmo? You are lucky they didn't call you rotten warra.
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"mi o ni change o"
This bus I'm in is decorated with Hannah Montana stickersπ.
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@MorrisBaker_ Omo na lie oπ€£π€£π€£ I do one jollof wey resemble this one but the taste π what's taste? The nonsense no even get taste, na just color e get. Be like person wey be like say them rich but nothing comot.
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tech bro when asked to operate on the patient because doctors aren't available
One of the things I love about being an engineer, you up skill in a domain (healthcare, finance) much faster than professionals in that industry. Maybe because you have to build infrastructure to simplify their work? I donβt know.
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Food before bros >>
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@BeverlyNaya Lol drink water as a reward? I doubt that'd be a good reward. Nobody wants water as a reward tbh. I agree with Uloma. There's actually no marketing opportunity in the whole flipping thing.
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Labour Party to APC on Mar 11
I have been your Governor for almost four years, promoting harmony and friendship across ethnic and religious lines without any form of discrimination whatsoever. Let us remain calm. All will be well. We are a peaceful people and so we shall remain.
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Atheists leaving the program
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@karaagalliasis @TheLotaChukwu π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£ "so far god is blessing me, f*CK the rest" . Religion that should be inside the dustbin.
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@vgw_idun @dyingscribe For real? If Deathnote doesn't get you hooked after the second episode, then the show is not for you.
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@praisegeorge @SavvyRinu Shut up jhoor ππππ why your papa no dey do all the businesses in Nigeria? Why are you not living in Nigeria ?.
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Steven2319, I dated 15girls and we never saw each other, no pictures nothing, just online "I love you, my mummy is collecting my phone now" π.
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@ThaBoyYom This guyyyyyyyyππππ your close marking bad gan. If you be footballer, na Gavi you go be because you dey mark anything.
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After running to get the ball from them, then they pass it to the wicked number 10 πππ
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I was at costain and I saw masquerades around that area tasking pple for cash, so I frowned so no one will near me. Na lie, the masquerade came to task me and I told him "shey you no see say i dey vex" and he said "you dey vex? I think say you dey smile, anything for your boy?".
Advantage of frowning:. -Them no fit easily enter you. - Nobody go say you de flirt with am unknowingly. - Everybody go think say them offend you. - No be everybody go approach you. - Lower chances of disrespect. - Them no fit price you anyhow randomly. FROWN TODAY.
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Then in between the service, just drop the "I used to be non-believer"
If you are the pastor of a youth church with an average age of 25, here are some surefire βwords of knowledgeβ for you:.1. There is someone here that is confused about the next step in life. 2. There is someone here that has committed a sexual sin. 3. You applied for a job.
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Picanto or keep your music to yourself sir.
NEW MUSIC THIS WEEK.
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@KR3Wmatic If we open a church and every service Sunday, we talk about how we were once atheists, bro we go cash out. You go make that 250k wey you dey find πππ€£.
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We can literally see someone asking "let me quickly share my screen".
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@oddy4real Same way they lied to us that a baby was born with a Qur'an in their hand ππ e no go better for all of Una wey tell me that lieππ.
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@DailyLoud @Kizbox_ bro see as e dey run, e no even look back ππππ the mail wey he go deliver, him don drop all of them guy πππ Na who dey alive dey deliver mail πππππππ.
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The best football player is the one watching. When you enter field you go know how far.
A right-footed striker has the ball on his left foot. What do you do? 10 marks.
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Believers want jazz to be real so hard. If jazz ain't real, then what power does the enemy have over them? If the enemy has no power, then what's the use of Jesus?.
Man died while testing his JUJU bullet proof. βCome to my villageβ don finally go village. Viewers discretion advised
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Listening to people's deconversion story on @TRAtheist podcast and it's like I'm hearing the same story. How everyone experienced the same thing at the different points in their lives is just crazy. That "this thing no make sense" moment ππ.
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Atheism has never given me free food before. See as Christianity dey give me rice, pizza and chicken. Truly truly i say to you, only a fool says there's no God.
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For the past few weeks, I've been working on MEQA, A product designed for digital artists, as it gives them all the tools for connecting with their fans, earning money from their content and having the fans rate and review the work of a creator.
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"dont get caught for dirts, don't die for germs".
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Atheist: Allah does not exist . Imam Yusuf:
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In 2020 I got the best compliment ever. A friend of mine told me" you make people feel comfortable and be themselves around you".
- You have to be fun to be with .- People need to feel safe being themselves when spending time with you . Thatβs one of the major ways friendships/relationships last.
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if im having a conversation with you and you start talking about religion or juju, just know i will zone out or leave the conversation for you. i don't entertain fools.
Findings of AIT investigation on growing claims of missing private organs
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Christianity very unserious religion ππ. Catholics will say Pentecostals are wasting time .Pentecostals will say Catholics are idol worshippers.Calvinists will say your work on earth doesn't mean you are going to heaven .Mormons?.Jehovah witness?. Very unserious religion.
Alot of catholic members worship idol . because Bible said βYou shall not make for yourself an image in the form of anything in heaven above or on the earth beneath or in the waters belowβ. It went on to say donβt βbow down to themβ but they no dey hear.
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@akin_boni @raheemat_atata @iamalexoyebade @Joe_brendan_ Use Notion. I have never seen anyone reject notion.
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You : senterebaboski mana kayaza . Your guy: santana2bgbaski kayaza mana Baba mi
"Pray in the holy Ghost"?.Lol. I laugh in Christ Embassy. Back then, we greeted each other with tongues πππ.
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THIS IS THE MOST CREATIVE SKIT I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!!.
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Why will they touch the helm that's beneath them? . Psquare was giving us album hits not song hit, ALBUM!!! . Be like say you just wan dey cap today.
Saw something about Psquare and 2face yesterday and Iβm here to tell you that the Okoye brothers donβt touch the helm of 2Babaβs catalog. Nowhere close.
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Lied for the stupid religion for over 20years. Now, I bash it with every opportunity I get.
When I was religious, I lied about alot of things just to defend my beliefs. It's embarrassing. π€¦π½ββοΈ.
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@onepiecedaiIys There's this scene from alabasta that no one has ever posted. When Luffy separated with the crew and he met with the man that had the powder for making rain. That scene was so funnyπ€£π€£.
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Religious math is claiming to be all knowing and then asking "Adam where are you" . Anupam, where e wan dey before π.
What is religious math?.
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Christians are clowns π
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You believe one fool is in heaven answering your prayers. Someone you have never seen or heard. But you think traditional worshippers are weird for worshipping idols? π
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clowns.
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I was on an interview for an international role and the CEO told me that I should upgrade my portfolio because he saw potential. He decided to show me a Nigerian designer's portfolio to get inspiration from. It was Collins Donye's. No mind this bros, na senior man he beπππ.
Looking for my first design gig/job ππ½ you can pay me in experience and exposure. Help retweet, my employer may be on your timeline. Anon do your work π₯Ή.
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@hackSultan I used Lumia and it felt like other phones were doing catch-up. The internet speed on that phone ππ.
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I will list what other players can do better than Messi: . - Header .- Defending .- Goalkeeping.- Penalty kick.- Throwing.That's all. Messi is the best in every other thing you can think of.
Messi better first touch than mahrez?ππ.
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If you can relate to this, better leave that friend group.
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@Ugobeck @TheOnlyKemi Are you Dprince? Because you are in a jonzing world my guy ππ. Oga Musa for my area na muslim, him and his entire lineage ππ Onye Imo state.
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I can't read here. My anxiety won't let me focus. Every second, every minute I'd be thinking what if something drops on my head and cause head injury or worse π₯².
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Me buying the movie ticket
no way you watching barbie as a nigga.
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Standard plus Standard = Double standard.
2 drunk/tipsy adults get sexual. When the Man makes the move, βHeβs taking advantage of herβ. When the Woman makes the move, βSheβs just embarrassing herselfβ.
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Chest pains for someone that doesn't give a damn about how you feel. This thing is the worst kind of pain. You can't control it, you can't fight it. You are just in pains and the only person that can heal you is the person airing you π
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omoooooo.
being obsessed with someone who doesnβt even care about you must be painful.
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Tweets like this are the reason twitter is fun. No context, nothing at all but you know what he is talking about. Not those rubbish tweets guys with many followers tweet and you just shake your head and block them.
box no wan close ke? be like I go drop these white shoes, can't leave this garri behind.
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@hackSultan I dont know how but it sounds comfortable. Living recklessly seems like fun but naija no fit make me think am. I go just die like insectππ.
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