Small girl 🙈 big God 💪
@TheOnlyKemi
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Dark&Chubby 🦋would’ve written something catchy but I already caught your attention 😌 DM 4 ADS IG: theonlykemi_
Nigeria
Joined January 2015
You'll my dad just finished me 😩 where do I begin to cry from ? Omo 😭
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My ex has been calling me on a video call for over 2weeks, and I have been ignoring it, eventually, I picked, dis guy was all dressed up sitting beside a woman and he said “hello, I just wanted to tell u with proof that I'm now abroad and this is my wife. bye”. I'm still shocked.
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Smile if you’re single.
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I doubt anybody will get it right 😜 but try your luck
Post your full picture, and someone will guess your age. If the person is correct, give them your number. Let's go 🚶♀️.
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Dear future husband, all I want is a 50/50 relationship 🥹 I cook, you eat, I do shopping, you pay, I wash, you iron, I clean, you arrange, I look for trouble, you fight for me, they beat you, I laugh 👀.
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I stopped buying gift for men since my two worst experiences. I got a tshirt for the first one and the next time I visited, it was his rag, I got a birthday cake for the second one and he gave it out to his neighbors in my presence. Ever since then I vowed never to get men gifts.
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Officially in a relationship guys 🥺 after 4years of being single 😩 I am literally crying 😭 and yes he is worth the wait 😍.
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Ify, he was so innocent and good to die in the way he did 😭
Who's a character that didn't deserve their fate?. I'll start:
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Spoil myself with 3,100? 😂 I'm tired of this man 😭
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Nobody wanna be my friend because I don’t expose my body 🥺
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Had the best birthday everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.Get ready to be tired of me 🙃🤭 btw a total stranger took this pictures 🥹
Thank you everyone for the birthday wishes. You really made my day special ❤️
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I just remembered when this guy I was crushing on in school visited me in my hostel, I cooked for him, we made out and he still stole my 1800 on the table. Oliver incase you see this tweet I just want to let you know I know it was you that stole my 1800 and have not forgiven you.
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All in all. Remember to show someone love today. Young or old, today and always . Happy Valentine's day from me to you ❤️. #ValentinesDay
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I entered keke maruwa with three other male passengers and the driver said he knows me from FB, i tot he was just blabbing until he showed me on his phone. he then asked for my number, make e no be like say i dey look down on am. I gave him. Just to get home and to my surprise.
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Unrelated but big breast na nonsense and I know this because I have one.
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Exchange contact with your birthday mate. Me: June 15.Don't air me😢.
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I just saw my primary school classmate riding bike, the moment he saw me. he turned his face like he didn’t see me. Lmao me wey dey do POS 🤣.
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This is a mother begging and still pregnant for another child in this situation 🤦♀️ . Why have another child?
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God has given me another year to live, laugh and love, the best gift I could ever receive 🥰. Happy 27th birthday to me 🎉 .Oluwakemi your path is LIGHT
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First post here, Twitter please be nice to me 🥹
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Guys still think ladies are moved by cars lol.
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Small dicks are actually the sweetest and most healthiest but we’re not ready for this conversation 🫣.
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Thank you everyone for the birthday wishes. You really made my day special ❤️
Idan is +1 🎊 . I'm so thankful to God for my life and you beautiful people in it. Happy birthday to me 🎉
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@emmofie For your information, they have never given me a penny. and no it wasn’t 700 naira T-shirt, I’m not your cheap girlfriend.
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He told me to meet him at ICM, we talked for over 2hours, when I saw that baba wasn’t saying anything about ordering food, I said I was hungry . He told me that he didn’t come prepared, said he only has 200 naira on him that should he get me water. I off. Worst date experience.
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Idan is +1 🎊 . I'm so thankful to God for my life and you beautiful people in it. Happy birthday to me 🎉
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Me on a date, at the office and in my father’s house 🤭.Which of the me do you prefer?
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My sis called this plumber to fix our toilet, and he came when she was out. he said our bill is 9,500 I gave him and he returned 4,500 took 5k, I kept thanking him, and even offered food to show appreciation, only for my sis to get home. She already sent 10k before he came.
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Dear God it ended in premium tears again . I'm tired 😭😭😭.
Dear God please let my next relationship be my last, no games or confusion. Just peace and love. Amen.
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Omoo eh this life ooooh, A lady next block in my street just passed away . Her husband withdrew her life-saving of 3 million from her account, and after receiving the debit alert of 3 million, she had a heart attack and died leaving two kids behind. They said that the husband had.
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Me self don buy blue tick 💃. If you are having issue paying with your Naira bank card, use a first bank card or open Alat by wema… open the virtual Naira card and use it to pay. Meanwhile let’s settle this once and for all. How old do I look? Cos I’m tired of secondary
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@aystickz Getting older with no achievement to show for it, getting older and remaining in one spot, getting older and getting lonely, getting older and attracting more bills and responsibilities, getting older and just there, getting older and losing your fun selfs. Birthday depression 😞.
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Everyone trying to defend what’s not and I can’t reply to all so I will just put this here . Regardless of what ever. those things costs me money. A little gratitude would go a long way even if it’s pretending.
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Hey, everyone. I just wanted to share something with you. Recently, my best friend made a move on me, and I had to turn him down. Ever since then, our friendship has been different, and it really hurts. I just don't understand why things have to be this way. 👇.
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After the rain, an umbrella becomes a burden to everyone. That's how loyalty ends when benefits stop.
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Got to the office this morning to meet this letter written by a cleaner who has been trying to make passes at me . Shey you dey whine me ni? 😡
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The conversation was going well until they say ?.
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This is why some people don’t check on people . imagine this one thinking I want to beg for money 😨 God abeg🥲
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I’ve seen rich people watch their friend starve. I’ve seen broke people give their last cash to their friend to feed. The weight of a person’s pocket doesn’t determine the love in their heart.
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Single people (1984-2000) what do you think about meeting somewhere this December, choose our desired spec, have a decent conversation and see if we can start something real this new year!! . Sex aside, let us experience this thing called love too 🥹🥲.
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90% of Nigerian ladies including married women and single mothers are into hook up, and 85% of them are working class. In the next 5 years hook up will be the highest-paid job for females . Something needs to be done .Why do hookups? .Who started this? .How did we get here?.
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Pls date for money, this dating for love thing is nonsense 😤.
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September dump. No pictures. just a grateful heart.
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Every girl dream is to have a man like this 😍
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You are manifesting a partner who is going to be your best friend and the best thing that will ever happen to you, he or she is going to be emotionally and financially stable, loyal and generous. Type yes to affirm ❤️.
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Ate this in 5min 😌.Call me for any eating competition, no allow my talent waste 😂
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Learn to text ugly and broke people too, we are human 🥹.
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Okay, so I met a guy yesterday… he is Igbo but Muslim . Is that not interesting? . I mean I don’t know about you but have never seen an Igbo person practicing Islam. See the way I was asking so many questions, like I just wanted to know how 🤣.
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A LASTMA officer stopped our car, and i was scared until he said “Small girl big God”? 😂 so una sabi me outside this bird app 🤣 Have lost count of the num of times this has happened to me. But it feels good tho😌. Had a similar experience, wanna share? ☺️.
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Happy weekend 💃
Ate this in 5min 😌.Call me for any eating competition, no allow my talent waste 😂
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What are the advantages and disadvantages of such a fixed "bed"? . 🤔
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Even on bad terms, loyalty should stay the same.
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I passed the hardest moment alone while everyone believed I was fine
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Housework is something you do that nobody notice until you don’t do it.
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21k Twitter family 🎉💃 . Thank you, guys, for following and always engaging, Thank you, thank you. Keep it coming 😝
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I feel @OfficialDoyin_ is the most misunderstood person in the Big Brother house. People are not giving her a chance to prove herself, they insult her at any given opportunity and it's really sad. I hope she gets through this eviction. She has all my votes #bbnaijaAllstars.
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The world would make you think that every blessing has to be financial so you underrate the gift of life,family, health and peace of mind.
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Coincidentally we were dating two friends but mine was treating me better, more love, care, money and attention . We would stay back during school holidays and go visit both our guys at their state of residence (same place) The last visit we had, as usual, he treated me like a.
2. What’s your worst friendship betrayal experience?.
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and the last one 500k for shopping. My phone never ring since I bill them o 🤣 chai billing is powerful, what billing can’t do doesn’t exist o my people 🙌🤣 awon werey. Them fit don bet on first to get me self who knows 🤣.
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Ladies with this hairstyle look more attractive
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It’s very rude to bill someone you don’t check up on.
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Why do mothers have a password on their phones when everyone in the house knows it 🤷♀️.
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Hi, I'm kemi. I’m a skincare therapist from ondo state base in Lagos and you? . Please let me be your skincare plug 😩 for a healthier and glowing skin 🤲. Follow my business page on IG @kira_Nature and send a DM for recommendation
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Your husband today can be someone wife tomorrow. 🤣💔
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What is the name of this food? And do you love it?
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First Tv channel that comes to your mind when you get hold of the remote?.
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So this guy get mind leave me alone for this cold because he wan watch useless football. Men will shame you 😭😭.
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Have you seen this movie on Netflix? Rate it on a scale of 1-10
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A man that truly loves you will never ask you to suck his dick.
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Cheers to us that started the year in a serious relationship and ending it single 🥂.
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Everyone looks okay until you have a deep conversation with them.
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Speak to people in a way that if they die the next day, you’d be satisfied with the last thing you said to them. I can’t emphasize this enough.
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So I broke up with my boyfriend because I found out he cheated on his ex with me, unknown to me. My friends think I overreacted but I can't date a cheater.
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POS people abeg make una just lock una shop dey carry gun, cos even arm robbers no do reach this one, wetin happen.
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People are having their 4th year anniversary and I’m back to what’s your favorite food and color 😂😭.
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