Emeka🧏🏽♂️
@SucreMartini
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life expert and raffaello consumer. all glory to the most high. martinelli’s #1 fan.
Joined September 2012
man loves son so much he had to get one for himself.
Our beautiful boy has arrived. 29/12/2020. Louis Harry Kane. I couldn’t be more proud of my wife Kate. Special way to finish the year. Happy new year everyone. 💙👶🏼🎉
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These are the only people that need newspaper allowance.
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CNN COVERED OUR PROTESTS!! and showed the world how the Nigerian police assaulted a peaceful protester. WE HAVE THAT POWER!! KEEP TWEETING #EndSWAT !!!! #EndPoliceBrutalityinNigeria.
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fleets is proof that a lot of people see your tweets but choose not to interact tbh.
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Jack laughing at dark jokes before suspending your account
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"if you're broke and clowning a millionaire, the joke is on you.".
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Darius the Mede : I'm very sure that Daniel has been eaten up by the Lions already. Daniel :
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Gay people depend on straight people to produce gay people.
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SARS OFFICER: Unlock Your Phone now . ME: No Sir (Receives Hot Slap). SARS OFFICER: For the second time Open Your phone! . ME: No Sir!! (Receives Two Hot Slaps). SARS OFFICER: Young Man!! for the last time Open your Phone!!. Me:No Sir! I have my Rights!. SARS OFFICER:.
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now that's a proper honeyMOON.
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My sister and her boyfriend were arguing and he poured NaCl on her. She reported him to the police because that's A salt.
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MALE PROTESTERS SHOULD PROTECT FEMALE PROTESTERS NOT HARASS THEM FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!!. #EndSARS.
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Stop following me if you aren’t gonna interact with my tweets.
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man said
Interesting. 🚶🏿♀️.
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At least he found his better half.
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Me : *misbehaves in front of my mum's friend because i want biscuit*. Mom : " we have enough biscuit at home". The Biscuit at home :
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Once you say “i’m from Nigeria” , everyone says i fuck with Burna boy man.
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Trying so hard to walk away from people you love 🥺.
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"Twice as Mid"."Mid in Lagos". we can't forget, e dey go round,e go touch everybody👍🏽.
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In church : Jesus Conquered the devil Match am! Match am!. Amputees :
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i was wrong about anime all this while man. you're missing👍🏽.
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Dianee: Babe, i had the weirdest dream,i was swimming in a pool of Orange Soda. How could that be. Me: Don't worry Maybe it's Just a Fanta Sea . Her:.
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Friendly reminder that the PRESIDENT of Nigeria is still in Shock and has been in shock for almost 5 days now.
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Maths Teacher: Ok students, Calculate the Area of the Circle Using Pi(π). Student: Excuse me sir,Which pie exactly?. Meat Pie,Fish pie or Chicken Pie. Maths Teacher:.
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twitter didn’t give me balloons 😕 but oh well, i'm grateful to see another year🙏🏽.
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Aguero decided to contest to be the Mayor of Lagos and he won.🤣🤣🤣. should we call him mayorKUN!??🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.
i have a joke guysss🤣🤣🔥🔥.
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@chiddyafc Needs to learn how to differentiate between CB defending and full back defending still, he gets touch tight quick.
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SARS and FRSC officials when they're deployed at Batman's location:
If superheroes were in Nigeria;.
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update your media🙂.
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When i stop at my pastor's house and i hear "Marlians, Marlians, Marlians, Marlians, Marlians, Marlians, Marlians.Gbese, gbese, gbese, gbese, gbese, gbese".
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must've been the hardest day of his life.
My uncle overdosed Viagra😭.
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Your boyfriend calls u "princess" but leaves u on read?. Ok Seenderella.
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Ronaldo is outstanding yeah, but for you to watch Messi and still say Ronaldo is better than that man then it's time to question your sanity tbh.
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If two yoruba clowns got married and had a daughter. Do they call her AJOKE?.
YESSSSS I HAVE A JOKEE!!!😂😂.
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When you're a buffalo and a filming crew shooting a documentary about lions points the camera at you suddenly
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If CNN can pick up these protests, the world would know about SARS & Police brutality in Nigeria. THEN! the government would be forced to act FAST. Right now,they're acting as if they aren't seeing these protests and that has to change. TAG CNN!! #EndSarsProtests.
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" Why you de talk like say you get money. No be anon pay your school fees?".
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When Superman is on his way to save someone and he collects hot slap from Edo witches for entering their territory.
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because people loved nadal and federer before he came and started winning everything they could possibly win and beating them black blue with zero fucks given about the crowds.
Why do people hate Djokovic so much 😭.
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@UnclePamilerin Faculty Head: Textbooks go for 7,500. Devil: Just add 2k so that your parents would give you extra. Me: (adds 15k). Devil:. #BrodaSHAGGI
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i was hungry in the morning, afternoon and night. call me TRIPLE H
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lol remember when we were kids, we all licked toothpaste cuz we thought it was ice cream.
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James: Doctor, i have a problem; everyday i dream of cows playing football. DOCTOR: Here, take these tablets at night. James: I’ll start tomorrow because today is finals . DOCTOR:.
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that davido and nicki track sounds gucci. what's the hate for?.
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So God told Poco Lee and his brother to go to land of Nicumbusicah and he told them to never turn their heads back. Unfortunately,Poco Lee's brother turned his head back and he instantly turned into a vegetable . Now they call him Broco Lee😂😂😂😂🤣.
madddd i have a joke😭😂😂😂😂.
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if her name is sharon. i for like advice you but-. make you sha run fast.
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niggas be vibing to The Weeknd like "Oooh i'm blinded by the lights" but haven't paid their electricity bill for the past 4 months. Bro you're worried about the wrong Light.
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A long time ago my Carpenter expressed his desire to become a professional football player. Good news guys,he just made the bench.
Lmaooo I've got a mad pun!.
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sigh.
Exclusive: Liverpool agree deal to sign Spain midfielder Thiago Alcantara from Bayern Munich for a fee of around €30m. Talks have accelerated since Monday after #FCBayern officials made clear they wanted it done before Bundesliga start @TheAthleticUK #LFC
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I went to poo and i found out that water had finished so i made tea and poured it on my shoe so i use a TEASHOE🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.
I have a joke!😂😂😂.
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niggas complaining about not having fleets while fat ass mosquitoes are busy sucking their blood like capri-sonne. bro you're focused on the wrong fleet👍🏽.
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