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>gfs parents got to know about me (she didn't tell them)
>they stalked me, and concluded I was a good guy
>gf saw her parents accepting me as a sign that things are getting too serious
>gf broke up with me
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I took the responsibility for the entire trip, booking hotels, locations renting scooties and the only thing she had to do was book the railway tickets
At he railway station, this train in front of us starts moving and that's when she realises that we're at the wrong platform
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my roomie got a job in NORWAY! I have seen him grind his ass off day after day even after getting rejected by stupid companies and he showed them who's boss
I told him this and he said he loved me
this is the first time someone said these words platonically while not being drunk
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@wambsgaand
Nah im just vilainising her
In reality, that's just how breakups are right
No dramatic ending, no great betrayal, just a slow fade out and a strangely timed tip over the edge
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Dude in the mobile phone shop is sleeping and the dude in the sleeping bed shop is looking at his phone
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RUPEE KAUR IS BACK
The broker thought i had vacated the flat, so they gave the keys to the owner
The owner came to the flat, saw my plant, and just took it because thought that the plant will die
Now, the plant is being sent here in a parcel box
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the last train that was gonna get us out of this town that had a cyclone warning was moving in front of us and we could do nothing about it.
She is so lucky that she's cute istg
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unintentionally directed an ambulance to go the wrong way i should not be a part of civilization anymore
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too broke to afford airport roses
but what kind of a bf am i if I don't have roses in my hand when she walks out of that terminal
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@maybechinmay
In a way, yeah
Not the right time, probably not the right person,
d. All of the above
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the local grocery shop aunty and uncle got a new cat to fight mice but the cat is actually a kitten and she just keeps moving through the legs of everyone in the shop
this cat is so dumb man I'm up at 2am thinking about her and giggling
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a couple is having a heart to heart convo in a McDonald's
Instead of saying "we're lovin' it", the slogan says "love, we're in it" and the ad ends
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introducing swiggy chaat, a dude on a motorcycle with panipuri apparatus drives to your flat, serves a fresh plate and rides off into the sunset
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The broker thought i had vacated the flat, so they gave the keys to the owner
The owner came to the flat, saw my plant, and just took it because thought that the plant will die
Now, the plant is being sent here in a parcel box
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@Sarmad8bit
still getting oil from them, gotta thank this guy for maintaining peace between nations
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This place is feels like a casino that sells coffee. The bright lights, mirrors and windows isolate you from the outside environment and hypnotize you into buying pretty little sweets you can't pronounce
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new puss in boots movie is insane
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gf visiting me so I had to go out and buy a spoon
I was using the spoons that came with zomato orders until now
Now I have two spoons and I feel rich
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today we'll be nostalgic about those drawers under the pc made only for keeping a keyboard
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teachers had nothing to talk about in parent teacher meetings so they just made shit up. One teacher said i was too quiet in class and the next one said i talked too much
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my phone's back camera is broken so I have to take selfies with upi ids
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i ask gf skincare questions and she answers faster than i can google them
Honestly it's v impressive
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who needs gambling when you can throw money at these beauties instead
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being the first one to open an umbrella in a crowd when it starts raining is embarassing for no reason
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before shifting to this village where my dad was posted, this orphaned kitten started hanging out with the litter that was here. Their mom didn't accept the orphaned kitten but she let him play with her kittens.
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couldn't tell parents about gf in school because they were anti-relationships, can't tell parents about gf now because they're too pro-marriage
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day drinking is so much better i can do my antics all day, have a nap and then continue drinking into the night
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The only reason i go home on overnight sleeper buses is because i get to lay down and look up to starry night skies
Light pollution on these remote highways is so low that it's difficult to find a spot in the sky that does not have a star
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love it when adults hand over the ball they caught to a kid like "here, have some joy, you experience it better than me"
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there's a reason they call her softpaws
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THE COMMUNITY MOVIE WAS OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCED WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TODAY I CANT
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got asked what song I was listening to in the lift but I didn't answer 'The Smiths' what am i doing with my life
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introducing GPay stories, let your friends know you bought 5 bananas at 11pm from yasmart
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idk how to explain it but this looks like a wedding photo from the 90s
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This place called Marc's Cafe is run by a middle aged white couple. The wife is a professional barista from Barcelona who has travelled the world. Their presence triggers mid-life crises in everyone that is in a 2 metre radius
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Everyone has a nemesis teacher in school who started beef with you for no reason
It's been 5 years and my hatred for shubhangi is still blossoming
teachers had nothing to talk about in parent teacher meetings so they just made shit up. One teacher said i was too quiet in class and the next one said i talked too much
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