🌺caulksleeve🌺
@caulksleeve
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habitual pisser // fascist twink // formerly trespassed from @ronjons // @angieoverhere 💍💞🌯
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i only cum in under 2 minutes because i'm very busy and have places to be
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every time someone cuts me off i stab my car roof with a pocket knife
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smokers are healthier cause they get up and go outside every couple hours
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shifting from 6th to reverse bc i noticed my bitch wife isn't wearing a seatbelt
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i would own this unironically
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lmao they let sex offenders upload selfies for their registry pic in FL now
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i just hit-and-ran a family of quatro. for my english followers that means "five"
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half of this shit's probably made by 45 yr old men in the pentagon
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florida, retard
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if u block every ad u see for three years they go from corporate -> chinese dropshipping -> crypto spam -> esoteric bullshit
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before any1 can call my a fucking liar
drinking a beer on my lunch break i'm such a fuckin gangster
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hillary built like a water balloon being held by the knot
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heard a faggcent in walmart and instinctually arched my back n ass a lil
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wtf was i talking abt
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stupid fucking wench couldn't hold out for three more days
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what if ur discharge came out all at once each day and ur vagina made a "hck ptoo" sound when it happened
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i have a cop on snap and their desk looks like it belongs to a 7 year old
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u're so sexy when u open ur car door to throw up in traffic
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sorry i just got around to hiding all the unfunny blue check replies. anyway call ur lawmakers and demand a ceasefire in gaza
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calling my gay son a faggøt but smiling so he knows i'd never beat him over it
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imagine hollowing this thing oht and fucking in there
What y'all know about big screen TVs looking like this?
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getting bottom surgery but telling them to leave the balls as is
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i rub her clit with my thumb, breaking it open like a spider's egg sac. hundreds of tiny pussies scramble off in all directions
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4 tequila shots and strawby milk and clam strips. now i'm gonna go run 5k in the dark 😼✨
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idk why but he's strongly reminding me of that lesbian mom from Rugrats
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learning about this end of days theory has been insane but the craziest part is looking at the christian influencers online talking about it, their youtube thumbnails might be some of the most psychotic shit i’ve ever seen it’s so funny
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what the fuck am i supposed to do with this it's in my camera roll and i love it but i'm waaaaay too white to be using it as a reaction pic
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the look i gave the walmart greeter while carrying out 4 laptops and a receipt that says Green Onions
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*pointing gun and sack with a "$" on it at the bank teller* POOP IN THE BAG
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@Elle_B_J
it's astounding how much posturing ther is on here. i don't even remember it being this bad on tumblr a decade ago. like i could talk all day abt this it fascinates me so much
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it was prostate cancer? lmao dude could stick a knife in his wife but not a finger in his butt
O.J Simpson has passed away at the age of 76 after a battle with prostate cancer.
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@himbopresident
real. for a lot of leftists being "right" is more important than being impactful
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is it collectively agreed that this was the worst tweet of all time
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12 bookmarks
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i'm so sorry i didn't think this'd leave my lil circle of friends 😭
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here she is
just popped a Gummy time to take a shower then do something important
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son in this house i say son we smokin poop in this house
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WAITRESS AT TEXAS ROADHOUSE: alright y'all how're we doin tonight??
ME:
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"the big one fingers the living shit out of us" has been stuck in my mind it's so fucking insane lnfao
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i like that they gave him custom legs and he's still short lol
refusing to wear pants so that everyone has to see your robot legs 24/7 is so psycho
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some lessons learned:
- after punch 4ish nothing's gonna matter.
- the wrapper is 100% gonna rip open.
- it tastes the same but the chicken loses all texture, like it's pre-chewed.
-if the surface behind the mcchicken is rly hard u're gonna hurt ur hand real bad
inventing a new cuisine called ten punch mcchicken
u get a mcchicken and punch it 10 hard times before open the wrapper
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just found out i have a couple hundred sitting in my cashapp wallet
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bro just take the finger up ur butt its once every like 5 years it's not that serious
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