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@opinonhaver
The apocalypse canonically takes place after a perfect bike lock is invented, making them extremely hard to obtain.
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@opinonhaver
He's dead center in the tone of youtubers that hypnotizes children and repels adults.
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@ZeroSuitCamus
It's insane that she wrote The Vampire Lestat and could still get mad about this. It's 400 pages of Tom cruise jumping on a couch, yelling "fuck yeah it's great to be a vampire!".
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@metalgearobama
@frank81832264
My friend's dad has been doing that for 30+ years and hasn't had a real job, joke's on you! (This trick only works if you're rich)
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@lionel_trolling
In 1994 I was making angel hair pasta with sun dried tomatoes, marinated artichoke hearts and pine nuts like 3 times per week. The other 4 days were bagel dogs dipped in Vegit powder. What a time to be alive, living like a king.
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@dieworkwear
The real flex here is "I can afford to replace the transmission and wiring harness in my 2005 VW 3 times".
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@StormCarter23
It would literally take no effort for antispam software to be tweaked to flag this as a malicious order. I worked on stuff over a decade ago that would catch bad user behavior like this.
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@WEWS
@FalconryFinance
This is serious. They should get the LAPD bomb disposal folks to take care of this safely to ensure the safety of the surrounding area. It's the only way.
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@billybrizzle420
@elaifresh
This guy's living my 10 year old daughter's dream. My god, if she knew about edible glitter her head would explode.
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@weeeeeeewooooo
I cannot accept that this collection of shoes was worn by 17 year olds in 2023. I don't even know where you would buy them. This is like a 1986 pile of shoes.
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Wait until he finds out that a $30,000 Dodge and a $400,000 Bentley use the same ZF 8HP transmission with different software.
Wait is THAT what the inside of a transmission looks like? It’s stupid and they should change it
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@dieworkwear
This reminds me of my mom pointing out that Reagan was the only one, at one of the Gorbachev summits, whose jacket fit.
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@halomancer1
Mountain biking, rollerblading, skiing: jump-heavy activities if there's any obstacle at all
Walking: jumping is entirely optional when encountering obstacles aside from large gaps
Conclusion: all video games secretly depict wheeled activities
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@Captain_C2
@uncledoomer
I took a 1990 Civic with summer tires over Donner Summit in a snowstorm in 1993. Even with chains, I spun out three times on the climb westbound from Donner Lake. The third time I spun, I wasn't going more than 5 MPH. Utter chaos. But I made it home that night.
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"It's not the notes you play, it's the notes you don't play."
- Miles Davis
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@jredmond
Yup. Like...
How do usernames map to storage locations?
How do users in NYC get to the nearest server, but use the same DNS name as SF folks?
How are multiple resolutions of videos stored and selected?
What granularity is perf data stored at for last month?
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@BirdRespecter
@arrapurgatory
"Give me the salient points"
"Make it more salient"
"My grandmother told me bedtime stories composed of the salient points in long books..."
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@caranthirs
@SenatorIvy
This truth only becomes clear when you mention an obvious gay subtext to an acquaintance and they all but stop the car and kick you out.
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@QuinnyPig
@KurtVisdope
And then Glassdoor will attach your name to the post after the fact. They do that.
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@JasonKPargin
My dad was 87 and never watched TV at all when I was growing up, but he watched this and liked it. It's that powerful.
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What if tinnitus is just the true music of the spheres?
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@lukeisamazing
Sadly the now-shelved Plagueis season 2 would have shown his original sin was cheating at Dejarik.
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Incredible. Absolutely no notes.
@hmhoek
That's the privilege they talk about. As a white man you feel superior and entitled. It's disgusting.
Unfollowed and muted.
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@fuckyouiquit
@Cathi_Bea
Why is there a limit at all? Why is there a threshold where labor becomes free?
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@marinadovexo
Isn't this any guild navigator too, except instead of people you crash into a star in 999/1000 paths?
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OK, I'm going to start telling boring stories on main. Gather round because it's "old guy talking about woodworking" time up in this piece.
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@PR0GRAMMERHUM0R
Pictured: Guy who doesn't know that it's super obvious when you talk in work mode in a casual setting
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Bay area eclipse max, via 1000mm Celestron and white photo card. Note the two sunspots.
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@sabatonfan69
And I am carrying my 3 year old while fast walking towards the exit as she screams "I HATE IT HERE"
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@FalconryFinance
They can do anything they want. You can then argue about it in court through a mouth full of broken teeth and perhaps the judge will find them in the wrong. Perhaps.
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@laserboat999
@TrueHorror69
I saw this is the theater and love it more each time I see it. The new one was great but I was saddened that it didn't give me nightmares. If you're not going to do heartplugs, at least try to figure out something //even worse//.
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@AngryBlackLady
I had that tea kettle. It's neither well designed nor made of great materials. Only their cast iron enamel stuff is special.
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My laptop announced this morning "this battery has failed due to normal wear and tear and it will no longer charge". It's 11 years old. Rest now, old friend.
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@dtkordish
@FalconryFinance
Went to the tiny town (~300 people) where my grandparents lived in rural Nebraska a few years ago. It looked like this except people still lived there. The guy at the gas station said his drinks freeze on the kitchen table, because it's so cold and his house is so drafty.
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@saywhatagain
A light brown line on a pink background, perfectly centered. The soundtrack is "wow" stretched to encompass the whole running length, like a mantra.
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@PabloDiablo99
@rehab_kyle
When your 10 speed auto's valve body goes south you might look at a 6 speed manual differently.
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@FalconryFinance
"While QI was denied in Jones v Orange County, it is noted that Jones was dealing in eel backed securities, not bird backed. Thusly, QI for Chief Pytel and his officers is upheld."
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@HappyWeirdos69
51, two kids, recently divorced. Enjoyer of Bernie's work since he told the world about Tom Ridge's socks. I've been kicking around Silicon Valley professionally for 25 years. I seem to spend my free time dicking around with old motorcycles and whatnot.
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@FalconryFinance
The Twitter policy page is well archived, since 2018 the main changes are 400 instead of 1000 follows per day allowed, and some irrelevant API stuff. But since we're mostly following back we should skate around the 5000 follow limit easily, with a few rate limits along the way.
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Just went to an estate sale. It was normal in the front, a house like mine but totally 60s unrestored. Then I checked the back shed and holy shit, a 50s era electronics repair shop frozen in amber. Hundreds of tubes and testers and whatnot.
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@Nine_FortyNine
@IwriteOK
It was a previously unfunny manner of death that has been transubstantiated into the funniest death ever. A miracle, if you will.
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@retroscifiart
I remember the Star Wars ep4 novelization going into a lot of detail about heads exploding in clouds of red mist and bone that were distinctly missing from the movie. So it was on someone's mind at the time for sure.
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@Ryan_Ken_Acts
A pair of earplugs living in your back pocket, at all times, is like a secret superpower.
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@JasonKPargin
I read an article describing the exact logic of Word outline indentation and nesting many years ago, and it's one of my top 3 lost internet gems. Like, there's a reason for it all but it's utterly crazy.
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@FalconryFinance
My respect for the handling of RAM pickups is through the roof right now. Holy shit.
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@FalconryFinance
Once the guard is removed from the grinder, safety rules no longer apply and you are free.
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Candy bars are $3.50 at 7-11. This is not a place of deals. No great discount is commemorated here.
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@soledadobrien
@pattonoswalt
I'm triple vaxxed and got it. It was a runny nose. My 87 year old dad got it too; he's triple vaxxed and it was a runny nose and slight cough. Same for my 83 year old mom.
So this weekend I get to go have sushi with them, instead of burying them.
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I tore apart my lawnmower's carb, cleaned some gunk out, fixed what I think was some missing or incorrect linkages, and it fired up.
Hear me now, overgrown foxtails: you are fucked now.
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It's 24 and my child slaves serve me sweet wine flavored with lead while I plot against the emperor
it is 1824. I drink from a lead cup as children clock in at the factory. I dislike the King.
it is 1924. I drink from a lead cup as children clock in at the factory. I dislike the King.
it is 2024. I drink from a lead cup as children clock in at the factory. I dislike the King.
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@pattonoswalt
Funny how following a Michal Pollan style rule like "eat food, mostly plants" (even if it's more like "eat good stuff that uses real dairy only and you can pronounce the ingredients") automatically boycotts Nestle as a side effect.
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maximum eclipse via a 1000mm Celestron reflector telescope
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@IrateMaxwell
@TrueHorror69
@lookoutitsbbear
@hausofdecline
It was tried only once before, approximately 13 billion years ago. Scientists are still locating bits of the cashed bowl.
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@TimothyPSmith7
And here I thought yelling at a faceless corporation was a safe topic. I stand corrected.
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@BladeofDahyun
Wash your shoes and dry them in the dehydrator. Bananas. Melt crystalized honey. The gentle warm box has many uses.
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@rrpre
Surprised that 1. it's not the SF symphony conductor, and 2. the SF symphony conductor makes a lot more than $950k. So they must be conductor of an orchestra in LA or outside CA because there sure as hell aren't any other big gigs like that in NorCal.
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@FuckCarsReddit
@axios
@W_R_Chase
A SuperCrew with the short bed is $6000 more than standard cab with 8' bed. No one's forcing this on anyone.
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There are feral cats in my neighborhood. Today I got one to eat some food from a bowl I was holding and ended up brushing it and having a full blown petting session.
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I got paranoid about shrinkflation a while back and started tracking the weight of my deli sandwiches. Today was a good day.
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@any_open_eye
@ClasslessTulip
How did the book banners feel about Clive Barker's Books of Blood? Because I felt great about them at 16.
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@ScottTammel
@MatthewSitman
He's middle class in the old sense: not royalty, doesn't have to sell his labor.
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If Cigna's headquarters burn to the ground, will their insurance cover it or will an AI deny the claim?
US healthcare reaches new levels of dystopia as health insurance parasites rely on AI to rapidly deny claims
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@AntiAngloGang
@poppy_haze
@buffalocialism
Big shards with //razor sharp edges// vs cubes. Big difference in safety.
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There's a racoon in my driveway making an absolutely unholy high pitched chittering noise
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@jbarro
@daveweigel
We can clear this up real quick. All schools shall be named after local dogs that are held in high regard. No human is without sin.
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@opinonhaver
My friend at a major public uni took a psych class that he had to sign an NDA for and to this day, many years later, he won't tell me what they did.
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Your enterprise tool that has a 5 minute timeout per policy and doesn't bring me back to my previous session state when I log back in? Fuck you forever.
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Someone threw a molotov cocktail down the street from me.
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As soon as I started thinking "running man style explosive collar" I scrolled past someone posting exactly that.
In reality I will be ground up for food so I'm living for the present, man.
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My kid got followed by an OnlyFans bot on Instagram, replied (or DM'd) "fuck off bot", and got her account suspended :-(
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$100/hr on fucking 1099? Let's talk about $300/hr if I gotta pay self employment tax.
The MGM Grand is looking to hire a Red Hat Linux System Admin willing to work 10 hours per day 7 days a week to completely rebuild its IT environment from the ground up and get the slot machines working again. (h/t
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Oh look it's the negligent homicide machine
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