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writing a diss abt (docu)poetry thru cinema. wld rather be riding my bike

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@hgtvdeathdrive
alice
1 year
my mind is blown that i get to share this today—thank you @POETSorg , please enjoy this sad train poem!
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@hgtvdeathdrive
alice
3 years
okay but she did die though. that was the whole point. she did die
@juliacmarchese
🧨 Julia Marchese 🧨
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Just a reminder, Twin Peaks Lovers. 🌲🌲🦉🥧☕️
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@hgtvdeathdrive
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so sick of this shit….sesame street for adults
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@hgtvdeathdrive
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4 years
hi people who have actually read Capital, yes i know that products of labor only acquire value through exchange. this is a joke tweet i made at 10pm on a friday night thx
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@hgtvdeathdrive
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4 years
@smilinggetsmeby 40 million people are at risk of eviction this fall, Christina
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@hgtvdeathdrive
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3 years
@The_One_Lopez why are we girlbossing a teenage victim of sex trafficking
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@hgtvdeathdrive
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2 years
still thinking about the last of us ep 3
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@hgtvdeathdrive
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7 months
goodbye lyn hejinian
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@hgtvdeathdrive
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4 years
HAPPY NEW YEAR’S, LOSERS
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@hgtvdeathdrive
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4 years
i’m just gonna start tagging david harvey if y’all wanna do your little tweets
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@hgtvdeathdrive
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5 years
my new landlord “liked” my deposit payment to him on venmo
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@hgtvdeathdrive
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2 years
remember: property is robbery, give everybody / everything. other birds walk this way too bernadette mayer
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@evenstvr
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2 years
what’s a male acting performance where he’s having the worst day of his life but looks so hot doing it
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@hgtvdeathdrive
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6 months
civil war is gonna be huge with the Doesn’t Know How Anything Works crowd
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@hgtvdeathdrive
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2 years
@dril please don't get banned dril :( you're all we have
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@hgtvdeathdrive
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4 years
@Cloudbyte_Pony @Atlasotter @6svm_ @ytahen @Rory_Pond @shutupmikeginn me scrolling through reading this fight having not seen a star wars movie since 2002
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@hgtvdeathdrive
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2 years
watching the last of us ep 3 get the OMFD treatment over the past 48 hours on tiktok is nuts and i luv it
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@hgtvdeathdrive
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2 months
last time i watched SNL the cold open was a word for word recreation of the news events of the week. no original writing. why do people love that
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@hgtvdeathdrive
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4 years
carp
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@hgtvdeathdrive
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2 years
got my @LolOverruled shirt and immediately cropped it
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@hgtvdeathdrive
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1 year
@NightlifeMingus i’m dead certain a good percentage of them have reblogged a disembodied screenshot of her writing on tumblr in the past 7-8 years
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@hgtvdeathdrive
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10 months
had to break out the @AyeshaASiddiqi
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1 year
@rachelmillman carbrain really makes people think that existing in public is cause for summary execution, insanely cool and normal
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@hgtvdeathdrive
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4 years
the house where we’re staying in tahoe has a jean shower curtain.....the jurtain...
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@hgtvdeathdrive
alice
1 year
anthropologie store manager and her assistant managers getting drinks after work together
@PopCrave
Pop Crave
7 years
Marina Diamandis, FKA twigs, Florence Welch and Lana Del Rey. 😍
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@hgtvdeathdrive
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4 years
srry but being invisible as a bi person is often a Bad Feeling but it's not a form of marginalization, i've never been materially discriminated against for having a boyfriend and being perceived as str8, it has just felt shitty and sucked. bye (bi?)
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@hgtvdeathdrive
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4 years
what bothers me about marvel-as-cinema discourse isn't that i think everything in that corporate content structure is explicitly bad or poorly made, but why are these fans so obsessed with claiming it's groundbreaking or genius, or avant garde? by definition it's not
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@hgtvdeathdrive
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6 years
@palemoony choose your fighter
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3 years
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@hgtvdeathdrive
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2 months
here comes sesame street twitter 🙄
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3 years
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@hgtvdeathdrive
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5 years
@eveewing #1 is home fries, #2 is hash browns. in portland, OR––the first if it's a brunchy diner, but if it's a cheap diner, the second. in southeastern PA or central/north jersey––the right, but usually sliced/scalloped, not shredded
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@hgtvdeathdrive
alice
3 years
my chapbook with @QuarterlyWest is here!!! it includes poems previously featured in QW, @HeavyFeatherRev & @YalobushaReview — i’m so grateful that the editors took a chance with this really weird little project 💫
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@hgtvdeathdrive
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4 years
that classic form of censorship, holding elected office and speaking into a microphone on national TV
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3 years
@2furiosa thank you for catching that
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@hgtvdeathdrive
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2 years
@espadrine @RosieHepner @HowardArenstein or maybe even a big red sign that says STOP on it
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@hgtvdeathdrive
alice
2 years
“movies are about making you feel good and saying yay!!” is the only film theory now, we did it
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4 years
??????
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@hgtvdeathdrive
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6 years
@rachelmillman why is "kinda sweaty friends sitting on a dorm room bed in bad cardigans" the most 2008 kind of photo possible. here's mine
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@hgtvdeathdrive
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3 years
the philosophers have only interpreted the grass, in various ways; the point is to touch it
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@hgtvdeathdrive
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4 years
i’m feeling manic and lonely today so i’m sorry if i reply to your instagram story
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@hgtvdeathdrive
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5 years
me & all my friends who have never played RPGs getting ready to back @Lancer_RPG
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@hgtvdeathdrive
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5 years
i accidentally cut myself slicing bread last month; it kept bleeding for two hours but it was around midnight so i decided to roll the dice and go to the ER. this is my bill (with graduate worker insurance, thank god) for 2 ibuprofen and a bandaid, no stitches #MedicareForAllNow
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@hgtvdeathdrive
alice
5 months
i will forever wonder who wrote this in the back of an old copy of the poems of hart crane
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@jacuzzicoaster
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5 months
I'm never ordering a used book online again
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@hgtvdeathdrive
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3 years
making up a guy to get mad at (writing a poem)
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@hgtvdeathdrive
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3 months
these days i see even offhand remarks about cyclists “deserving” it or “having it coming” for “blocking traffic” —& i know people personally who say that shit — as death threats. that’s what it is, even as a joke. every day you operate a weapon of death. it changes your brain
@foxyjewishmama
foxyjewishmama
3 months
Do I bike in the middle of the lane like the dude that lady made up to complain about? No. But I am so sick of seeing daily online death threats to cyclists on this app. Like, yeah, it’s Twitter. But it’s real. I bike every single day in Chicago and it is really traumatic.
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@hgtvdeathdrive
alice
7 years
biological essentialism aside, still don’t understand why pussy hat women want to wear an ugly hat that refers specifically to a fucked up brag about sexual assault
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@hgtvdeathdrive
alice
5 years
the $10-12 caprese sandwich.....Official Sandwich of Vegetarians In Airports
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@hgtvdeathdrive
alice
4 years
less than 10% of prisons are privately owned in the U.S. the prison industrial complex is a state-subsidized jobs program that demands bodies to continuously feed it
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NBC News
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JUST IN: President Biden signs executive order directing the Justice Dept. not to renew contracts with private prisons.
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@hgtvdeathdrive
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6 months
i might be being precious but beginning the film with a collage of andy ngo “sourced” riot footage and then refusing to create any kind of political context is unforgivable filmmaking and i do hope garland actually quits
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@hgtvdeathdrive
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1 year
I WON MY FUCKING RACE TONIGHT
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@hgtvdeathdrive
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2 years
if i ever finish my dissertation @TitusAndronicus is getting thanked in the acknowledgments
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@hgtvdeathdrive
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4 years
here’s what i would wear to christmas eve tomorrow if i were seeing my family :^)
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@hgtvdeathdrive
alice
3 years
i hate tech people so much this is just called making conversation we’re so broken lol
@nikillinit
Nikhil Krishnan
3 years
Feel like there’s an opportunity for hyper local group chats with randos at the same events/locations you’re at in real-life
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3 months
they should bring this back
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@hgtvdeathdrive
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6 years
@BAKKOOONN it's the cinematic equivalent of taking the day off to j off and it's fucking great
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@hgtvdeathdrive
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3 years
why is tiktok like this
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@hgtvdeathdrive
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4 years
only thing i hope trump normalized was hating the president of the united states
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@hgtvdeathdrive
alice
4 years
the tweet’s already deleted but there’s something dangerously stupid about interpreting someone displaying modest, ordinary principles (uh, ie, sitting in a chair, wearing homemade clothes, not being dressed by a team of stylists) as not “performing “emotional labor”
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@hgtvdeathdrive
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4 years
@rachelmillman she could've stopped after the initial thread about the gf and we would've all been distracted by ben shapiro/wap videos by now
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@hgtvdeathdrive
alice
5 years
laffing at boomer tweets calling for a “boycott” of portland from people with no connection to this city. it’s ok myrtle, even if u did visit, antifa isn’t gonna get you while you wait for salt & straw
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@hgtvdeathdrive
alice
3 years
I AM COMPLETELY DONE WITH PHD COURSEWORK
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@hgtvdeathdrive
alice
5 years
when u find out there’s an online classroom service called Panopto
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@hgtvdeathdrive
alice
5 years
at the international rose test garden and i don’t know if i’ve ever encountered anything more My Aesthetic than this trash bag full of flowers
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@hgtvdeathdrive
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2 years
@ostonox @hasanthehun all these boys walking around like
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@hgtvdeathdrive
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4 years
i can’t believe a nearly identical candidate resulted in nearly an identical election as 2016. i am so surprised
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@hgtvdeathdrive
alice
4 years
i was almost late to a meeting because i had to stop to take photos of these hot dogs in the snow
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@hgtvdeathdrive
alice
7 years
because I was reminded of it, here is the master list of knuckle tats drafted by the @Powell_DA & his winter 2016 poetry workshop (as well as a handful of fiction MFA students at the bar with us)
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@hgtvdeathdrive
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4 years
did the repiblicansona makeover tiktok trend but as a lib and scared myself. who is this
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@hgtvdeathdrive
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4 years
my mom just sent me this picture of me in 2006 doing the mentos and coke thing, wearing this, and i am losing it
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@hgtvdeathdrive
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3 years
THE RAIN DISINTEGRATED THE PACKAGING BUT MY BOOK IS HERE
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@hgtvdeathdrive
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4 years
went for a walk, found a frank lloyd wright house
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@hgtvdeathdrive
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3 years
i want attention
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@hgtvdeathdrive
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3 years
no flame reacts on my risky all friends ig story selfie yet
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@hgtvdeathdrive
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4 years
honestly i also feel an $8.99 bottle of champagne amount of celebratory about this
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@hgtvdeathdrive
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4 years
really cracking up, really losing it, that instead of paying people to stay home and cancelling rent we got “ok now wear two masks”
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@hgtvdeathdrive
alice
1 year
so cool to reap the rewards of living in the digital dark age how fun and awesome
@CerealMidnight
Cereal At Midnight
1 year
Disney has apparently censored The French Connection by removing a line of offensive dialogue without notice, warning, or statement. This censorship carries over to The Criterion Channel and theatrical screenings. #Disney #TheFrenchConnection #censorship
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@hgtvdeathdrive
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4 years
everyone every day on this website
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@hgtvdeathdrive
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3 years
it is mind numbingly, benignly normal to drink at the airport because airports and flying suck and it usually costs less than doing so on the plane, this is a dumb tweet
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@hgtvdeathdrive
alice
6 years
huge shoutout to @tongoblackfire for telling a group of AWP panel attendees to just fuckin read Mao
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@hgtvdeathdrive
alice
4 years
crazy how if we could all just accept having a shitty summer like millions of people wouldn't die this winter
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@hgtvdeathdrive
alice
4 years
feeling lucky & nervous to share that prelude picked up my old-ish poem about my very stupid arrest at a pdx protest years back, which is also a poem about being looked at, or, if you are inhabiting the ‘right’ body, not looked at
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@preludemag
Prelude Magazine
4 years
After a break we are back with new poems for January 2021// // 🐉🌗🏹🛹⛲️🧲✒️✂️🗿
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@hgtvdeathdrive
alice
2 years
i really can’t recommend this ep enough—it asks some tough questions about car dependency and what it does to us
@TheWarOnCars
The War on Cars
2 years
EPISODE 99: "Car Brain with Dr. Ian Walker." @ianwalker joins us for a fascinating discussion about a new study into the unconscious biases we all share in favor of cars, whether we drive or not — a phenomenon he and his co-authors call "motonormativity."
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@hgtvdeathdrive
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i think it’s so cool how poets will boycott / sign petitions against an org or magazine and then publish a poem with that same mag even within the same year. remarkable stuff
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@hgtvdeathdrive
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2 years
found poem
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@hgtvdeathdrive
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4 years
uninhibited joy caught me by surprise tonight
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@hgtvdeathdrive
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4 years
i’m a robe guy now
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@hgtvdeathdrive
alice
4 years
i don't want to be a famous poet i want to get my phd without suffering too bad so i can go back to the pnw and get a full time position at a community college and teach writing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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@hgtvdeathdrive
alice
4 years
so stunned and honored to have my chapbook published by quarterly west! thank you to the readers & editors for valuing this weird manuscript ⚰️💳📡🪐💫
@QuarterlyWest
Quarterly West
4 years
We're thrilled to announce the winner, runner-up, & editors' choices for our 2020 Chapbook Contest. Congratulations to Benjamin Gucciardi, Katherine MacCue, Alice Hall, & Penelope Pelizzon! We can't wait to bring these divine books into the world in spring 2021!
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@hgtvdeathdrive
alice
4 years
maybe everybody’s rights shouldn’t have depended on one old lady
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@hgtvdeathdrive
alice
4 years
seeing MAGA protestors who don’t have medics, don’t have experience avoiding kettles, don’t have a plan, getting their shit rocked tonight is making feel a complex way
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@hgtvdeathdrive
alice
4 years
fully convinced biden can and will still lose to a dead fascist on the ballot
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@hgtvdeathdrive
alice
3 years
💡❤️ there are two lady moth mans at this bar
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@hgtvdeathdrive
alice
4 years
honestly buying cook's for a biden celebration is pretty funny and appropriate
@JRubinBlogger
Jen "We aren't going back " Rubin 🥥🌴
4 years
It is chilling
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@hgtvdeathdrive
alice
5 years
Of course I want to sit with you— to float weightless on your breath above the bluebell and the whitethorn at the east end of the orchard. Of course I want to rest. I want to sleep. But listen, we cannot let the landlords live. —Steele @laborseller
@paintbucketpage
Paintbucket (send us your poems!)
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Woke up w this poem in the pb inbox from @laborseller ... They are not fucking arnd in Shenandoah omgooodness
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