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Realtor | Data Scientist | Entrepreneur | Honest MADRID fan 🤍🤍 | CR7 🐐

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@heisEsosa
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Friendly reminder that I sell Real Estate in Lagos, Nigeria! For your luxury homes, buy and build lands, investment lands and shortlet bookings, I am your most reliable plug for it. Get the best deals here! I remain the PROPERTY MAESTRO
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@heisEsosa
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@Victorokeke99 @VBotoku Wetin this one dey talk
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This guy has definitely seen the true face of sapa, baba dey do everything possible to not see it again 😂😂😂
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@heisEsosa
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@kasyokadee @SoloChills This your story no complete o, whats the reality, comrade
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Nigerian Pop smoke or wooo!! 🔥🔥
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Wasted my joke 😪
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@Inyegirl @Yemi_0j Thief say na stop that 😂😂😂😂
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@Bigonyeka1 @EruditeBeing @MercuryBlake_ He jus5 wear shirt, wave small, come add hala madrid 😭 Don't play o
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@MsGrey_the1st @doyin_deji Water being dey communicate with spirit being you wan interfere???
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@4Pl3i @I_am_Xpencv Lol imagine a guy came to visit his babe after a fall out and he say what if i strangled you here. Bet you wouldn't say "this babe is an easy kill" would you?
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@aarickawash @tenilleclarke1 This was such a peaceful interaction i almost shed a tear.. abeg abeg make i comot this oyinbo twitter go back where everybody dey vex
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@marvin_H96 @king_bangy Bruh she’s paid to work, not eat their food! If she gives her willingly, that’s a bonus. Not that she would start taking their foodstuffs and cooking it everyday
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@heisEsosa
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@Ayyub993 @tysalihu @Ya_Abdool Lol Otunba Shakespeare, small sarcasm you don drop poem
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@N0tThe0ne1 @myfaultOG23 Blud got roasted so bad he clapped for his oppressor 😭😭😂
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@heisEsosa
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She wanna fuck idowuuuuuuuu 😂
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@heisEsosa
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@4Pl3i @HitzLuzick @I_am_Xpencv I say see father, you say see oyinbo. So if your boyfriend quarrels and keeps malice with you for 1-2 weeks, then calls you to say he wants to come over to talk and he would buy food on the way, your first thought would be "this guy wants to kill me"??
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@AjokeJoshua @FavIked He literally did 😂😂, na English you no too sabi that’s all ehnn fine geh
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@Balam______ @samyyungg Lol the girl never actually blow sha If not for this record thing, a lot of us wouldn’t have known her
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@KcUzoka @Hon_oluwatosin Quotes man, use your quotes. Those small things aren’t there to decorate your keypad
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@QeenK_myheart @HarryLo14043029 @EricaNlewedim @Ahiontee And who are you to call another person's tradition retarded
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Hello fam, let me formally introduce myself, I am a realtor and I deal in sales of luxury and affordable houses, lands (buy and build, long term investment) at urban and developing areas. For that property you are looking to acquire, please send that DM Just 6 Ighalo Rolls Royce
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@Bidal4Life @Nechiii__ But wait first Anini, 30k per course for course registration?????? Na Hogwarts school of witchcraft you dey go??
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@heisEsosa
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See the amount of coffins 😪 Enough is Enough
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@AceHighPriest @ThaBoyYom @SoftYemi_ E talk say the girl too fine to be that dull 😩
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@Poet_Amazon @miz_audacity @TheAblebaee_ @quadri_tosi Lool it’s the truth. If he shows you no prospect of financial stability, would you want to start a family with him??
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@DavidMc17880564 @ogundee_ @NgoziEzeilo What are you even saying bros? Someone at the top of her career is complaining that she's buying 50litres diesel with 10% of her salary, then you are coming to counter with "even US is in recession and price of gas for 50litres is about 3.8% of the minimum wage. Are you well??
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@Wizarab10 @Just_Oma_ Nope.. Read Exodus 3:19 "But I know the King will not let you go unless a mighty hand compels him".. however, after the first 2 or 3 plagues Pharoah wanted to concede defeat but he had already matched line, so God was like "naaa, gotta see it through my boy" 😅
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@Vhoyde Too real 😭😂😂😂😂😂 You go dey wonder wetin dey happen, e never reach like that now bros 😂
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@QUEENOFDBLUES1 @UnkleAyo @timilayy Me I don't thank God o, he for receive am to the fullest make e eye clear well well. Because if it didn't happen he for continue to dey push agenda dey fool himself. I mean which sane man pushes "believe women first, ask questions later"
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@perfectwyS You people talk like you don't see other comments from other demographics lool ... everybody dey roast everybody
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@joshezeh @Osasx2 @Isuokeke You should know the user has no control over the route the app picks sha No be everything be clout
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@onlyristo @NaijaNation This guy na MrMacaroni inspiration 😂😂🔥🔥
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@Obiora_14 @PenTitan “Because she’s a Christian” 😂
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@ChairmanKomz @Nsukka_okpa You and the 4 people wey like am need belt for the middle of your heads
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@babaj1de Na why i dey vex say UN never add us to LDC, because bruh Nigerians dey suffer
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@diced_gold Lool them don beat this one to her own game
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@freddy_fmg @yabaleftonline One bite?? Na pringles hulk be??
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@sugabelly Naaa y’all think with your asses more often than not Are they paying for every bill the daycare has?? Are they paying the rent for the daycare? Are they feeding the daycare? Do they share a child with the daycare??
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@Lexyzdoo @asher_kine Hoping for some Aguero moment, and it came for him Our own go come insha allah
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Calculated the estimated value of everything here in Nigeria and it was about 18,100 naira, which is 54% of the minimum wage per month in Nigeria So the value of an hour worth of work in the UK is higher than that of 15 days here in Nigeria. Do with this info whatever you will
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This is what minimum hour wage £10( 14,500) will get you in the UK. Is Japa still overrated ?
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@d_e_f_i_a_n_t @yabaleftonline Them still dey hit log of wood boss
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@alonika @Wizarab10 @pascaliito Lol it’s culture and as far as it doesn’t harm you, it takes nothing for you to do it Demeaning your culture is not a flex
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@FoluboiNg @OneJoblessBoy Exactly, it was the zero remorse afterwards that really vexed Nigerians
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@FreebornAjibode @Oluwalinda_ @Miss_breBaby Had to check her media and … damn
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@heyeoler2 @4mxrioo The player with the best heading ability and their lone 9 should drop deep to cross to others.. pray tell who are the others?? You people talk like you watch football through back through Twitter comments
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@OfficialRanessa @QeenK_myheart @HarryLo14043029 @EricaNlewedim @Ahiontee Lol is anyone involved being harmed?? NO So what makes it retarded?? The igbos have a tradition of almost killing the groom with billing in the name of marriage, has anyone called that retarded? NO So you are in no position to call a harmless tradition retarded
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@abbietayo Blessed is he who hasn’t seen but yet believes .. no be me talk am o, naso e dey for bible
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@khlinton1 @iam_steveola You must feel like Shakespeare rn 😂
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@jonze_boy If you don’t leave here 😂
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@timistorytell @AceHighPriest @ThaBoyYom @SoftYemi_ I don do my own translation, if you wan do your own do am. After all two translations can co-exist abi how them take dey talk am
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@TheOgbonna @thedoyindeji @Dee_Floki That paul guy go just dey nod head dey throway their CV 😂😂😂
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@saintbellington One day we would drag these doctors that ask for money or police report before attending and saving a human life
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@marioo3s @KevinKkf2 And the fact that he told them “we will see”, and actually made them see shege 😭😭😂😂
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@GhanaSocialU @CJaysica Not really sha, because you use style dull
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@merrybelz @CO_Chiamaka Borrow o, like he would pay you back and the condition to borrow him was that he must have dashed you up to 2m in cash or kind to be able to BORROW 200k from you... omo some of you are witches and you don’t even hide it🤦🏽‍♂️
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@abdulmajidiya @Eseosa_Sahon @MBuhari The werey banned imported rice so we can patronise the local ones, that made price of imported rice increase drastically.. now d local rice that we were supposed to fall back to, has become almost as costly as the banned imported rice One bastard would nw come and defend dis man
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@FBN_help @FirstBankngr where’s my 58,500 POS REVERSAL!!?? Over two months now the “ticket” is being worked on! Which kind life be this
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@ClintonEaglee @AMAZlNGNATURE On behalf of all men in Nigeria, we are disappointed in you for coming up with this reply Person wey dey ment na e you dey drop apology for??
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@NickTheLuvCoach @Caandycake Lool once every Nigerian woman is cheering you, know that you have unlocked the final boss of fooling
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@tholuinspire How tf does this video indicate that she knew her time was up 🤦🏽‍♂️🚶‍♂️.. una go start better talk end am with rubbish
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@Midey_barbie @Brodah_Ayo Wetin be killing me too nitori olorun 😂😂😂😂💔
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Balloons cause why not?? Happy birthday to me, my best is yet to come ❤️
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@__shizzybaby @__Omoissy Alaye it's not that deep 😂😂 And the guy talk truth, he's not her baby no vex
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@AndreaYankah @rrandolphjr Him and Rob lost their lives because they didn't listen to that woman, and she sadly joined them in paying the price for it cause of their yeye pride
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@PenTitan My own is, how are men still seen as the “gender hating” gender, when she just wished death upon a person and imagined doing terrible things to him just because he glanced at her; and other women are supporting and cheering her But men are still seen as the gender hating group
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@Somidotun7 @belberocks I bin think say you wan talk say you graduate with 5.2 CGPA sef 😂 Abeg abeg
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@Chiomachibuzor3 @Naija_PR Omo imagine going to buy an iphone but you are given a clone instead and when you start complaining, someone comes to say "why did you go to buy an iPhone in the first place" You sound like someone right now
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@joshezeh @Osasx2 @Isuokeke “During” the course of the trip, not before the trip even starts
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@notlumiixz @xxx_ayoola You realize 90% of streamers are US folks sha?
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@Eslawsirlerm @Lady_ATH @CryptoNewbie567 @realchristabel But yoruba curses hefty o 😂😂... how person go just sit down think, tell another person say their funeral no go dey successful 😂
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The USA got the word CIA from Benin, Means leave it ~Fela Kuti #unilag #Laycon 𓃵 Bobrisky
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@tobijubril_ @seleenino @imoteda Ronaldo's unveiling at the Bernabeu had over 80k people buy tickets and that's because the stadium capacity was 80k. He didn't even play, they just came to watch him wear No 9 shirt and say hala madrid 😩😭
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@wapogaSZN @4oluso They believe in God that “opens doors” and brings divine favours but they don’t believe there’s an opposite force that can grant favours too Dey play my fans
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I got balloons today 😌😌 Happy birthday to me
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@wizofrizz @the_beardedsina Why did you “learn” this information bro??
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@ChidiNdumnego @Niifemi_nife @bacoson1 @Tee_Classiquem1 @fkeyamo Careless driving caused the accident wise man 🙂, not peaceful protesting
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@ShwagDr @bespoKENErd Lol the issue is CBN is supposed to be fully autonomous He didn’t think it through, allowed himself to be used thinking GCFR position go dey wait for am, now e don bust
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@FredPharez @Wizarab10 You wan dey whine traditional man 😂😂😂
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@_kiimmyyldn @AsiwajuLerry @heisrema Omo, why you shalaye give the guy now 🤧.. mess up Who wan mumu go still mumu even if king Solomon na him papa
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@Snapchap0 @withmey_ @EThawwab @__Folarin__ @Nana_Remi03 See as she talk am “if they communicate”, as if say na ogidigbo them bin dey do since 😭
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In the land of banter And an Afcon of hate The destiny of amapiano rested on the shoulders of a young man His name #Nwabali !! #NGARSA #
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@WitzWitz10 @DrJohnBishop @MsJazzyfied He didn’t even mention anybody but the fact that Obi came to your mind means we are getting somewhere, the shege go give nationwide clarity soon
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@MensahEstherOmo @Kene_Nnewi All these ones no just concern Aunty Esther 😂😂
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