Oritsejemiyotan
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Child of God. Mental Health Enthusiast. Psychology Major. Your favorite mental health writer, breaking down disorders for the average man. 22.
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I created an account on medium and started writing. This thread will contain links to my works and a plot on what they're about. I'll keep adding to the thread everytime I publish a new work. Please like, retweet, comment so your friends can see too.
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Thank God for Jesus because is it in this economy that somebody will be buying ram and goat to atone for sins?
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“This is a picture of I and your mummy at the protest where we fell in love”
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Step 1 : Engage on the tl for 1 month or more
Step 2: Wait for him to tweet something sad
Step 3 : Dm with, Hi I saw your tweet, are you okay?
Step 4 : Crack a dry joke after he says he's fine, if he laughs you're in, if he doesn't just take your L and leave👍🏾
How do you people slide into a man’s dm? If I like someone, I’m giving him a month to dm me before I move on.
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This one 😭😭😭😭
whatsapp memes are probably the most unintentionally funny thing in the world 😭
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My weight loss Journey
Frame 1&2 are from January. I weighed 103.3kg
Frame 3 is from March. I weighed 94.9kg
Frame 4 is from May 19. I weigh 85.5kg
I’m ashamed to say I’m still addicted to soda. If I wasn’t maybe I would get more results. Anyways till next time toodles✌🏾
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@desyycoco
@ifeoluw_a
Looool they'll also get used to your absence once they send you out of the house.
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I wonder how , I wonder why, I wonder where they are
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@Sysy_lian
@_Notatrophywife
Sigh 😔 idk why we just can’t get a little notification in our head that we’re not pregnant this month
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Is it weird that I prefer hybrid to remote jobs? Like I want to be physically going to an office. I don’t know.
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@bidemiistired
How did we all think alike? Is there like a manual we read in heaven before coming down here or?
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The ending of 20-10-20 by Burna Boy
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June was a lot for me so my friend invited me out yesterday and 🥺👉🏾👈🏾
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Because I’m at lagoon front and Alpha base can show any foking time
Why will you kiss with your eyes open ffs ??
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@Danny_Walterr
The reason I should not hear from you in 24 hours should be because you’re not breathing
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Told this boy I want to ignore him and he’s letting me ignore him sha. Smh men
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When I got this dress last year, it was to motivate me to lose weight. I ended up gaining 12kg more 💀
Today I wore it and I absolutely love it on me.
My skin still annoys me, especially today but my dress looks good❤️
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My big sister too soft to whoop your ass but I’m not so what’s up?
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Me reporting Unilag to God so that he can tell them to give me hostel
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Stepped out today and it was really fun 🤩
Oooooh I also fixed my nails today so that was fun and it’s just yoghurt that’s in the cup. As you were🙃
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Falz & Simi combo? Inject it into my veins 😭😭😭😭😭
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Everyone shooting shots but no bullet has entered my dm😔wahala for who no fine
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The best thing about July for me is tomorrow 🤭🤭🤭
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My roommates said these pictures don't do justice to how pretty I looked yesterday and I agree.
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This bolt driver just picked up his girlfriend’s call😭😭😭😭 how dare he? 1 star for reminding me of my loneliness 😔
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@hellotitys
@LoudyLunaa
Well look on the bright side, if you make a video and post it you’ll be the most watched disaster on YouTube
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One thing I’m also grateful for this year is my skin.
First frame - February
Second frame - June
Third frame - September
Fourth frame - December( last Wednesday)
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Took a detour to an Asian restaurant after my first day of final year week 🤭🙃
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If I didn’t reply your text yesterday, pardon me. I was too busy looking pretty✨
#Agberoinmakeup
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If you like a guy and your hair is natural, comb it out to an afro when you want to see him. He will compliment the hair and even touch it. From touching the hair, to holding hands at the altar. You're welcome 👍🏾
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Me : not engaged in any sexual activity
Also me when I’m late : God please don’t this to me.
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Obvious Melancholy
I sat by the window as the rain continued to fall. The pitter-patter of the raindrops gave me a warm feeling of oblivion as I concentrated on the soft noise. Oblivion, that’s all I wanted. The raindrops prevented me from noticing the stares of my parents and
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I’m still very awkward when it comes to taking pictures
P.s: Peep my cargo pants by
@sustyline
🤭🤭🤭🤭
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I can’t have difficult conversations. I distance myself when things get too emotional. I’m clingy but I don’t know how to physically show affection. I love when you show me physical affection but I run away from it.
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How did kinyels die?? This guy was so young and fine and Godddd!!!! I never knew him personally but it’s heartbreaking fr
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@_Back_2_Back__
@BarkyBoogz
I’m sorry but looking at this picture “Be prepared” in scar’s voice just sang in my head.
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@TheOnlyAdeniyi
@akortainment
@Dara_Ernal
@DehkunleA
@jibbyford_
@femifineboy
@EWAWUNMIII
@ebryhheem2nde
That’s how we roll 😂😂😂😂😂
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He probably told her what was going on, he probably told her that he’ll be safe and he’ll call her when he could and she was probably waiting for the call that never came. 😔💔
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Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on the plane?
Mum: *nudging me* that should have been you
Me: Please stop
Mum: They’re not asking for a therapist now are they
Me: Mum, this is serious
Mum: Oya go and talk to him maybe the injury will dissapear
😭😭😭😭
Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on the plane?
Dad: *nudging me* that should have been you
Me: Please stop
Dad: Oya influence it na
Me: Dad, this is serious
Dad: Oya retweet it, maybe his helper is on your tl
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@manlike_rex_
Omo the day my brother just looked at me and said ahnahn demi you're actually fine oh💀 I knew okay all this Unilag boys have not been lying to me
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Just realized that second semester is supposed to have ended by now. Looooool wahala for who get extra year after this year we don spend at home
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Shoprite is leaving Nigeria, my name has O in it and so does Shoprite, that means I’m leaving too.🙏🏾God I’ve seen the sign, thank you lord.
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Me : shouts God when when I see pictures of girls with flat stomach
Also me:
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❤️✨
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Women who are in abusive relationships can’t “just leave”.
A woman who starts getting hit is manipulated into believing she’s at fault, her self worth is damaged and the fear of what he would do if she actually leaves the relationship is also a factor.
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My roommates and I got robbed in our sleep. In our area, we only have light within the hours of 12 and 6am anything after or before that is a miracle. Around 3am, my bunk mate woke me up to charge my phone, I sent a text to someone, plugged my phone and slept back.
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By God’s grace Unilag still has Access Bank 🙏🏾
Now that Shoprite is leaving Nigeria, where will people be snapping?
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@MrOdanz
@Rowan_Dam
Lol I remember someone saying it’s until they start shouting Black lives matter before they remember All lives matter.
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I shouldn’t be begging for your attention if you really like me
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Zikoko 2023 I’m coming for you. I will work for you and you people will like my work.
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Because I’m broke and men have realized they deserved to be spoilt
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@VickssssE
Sister, sister please come and show me the way ejo. Sister Please I beg you sister, please I’m tired of looking like barney.😭😭😭😭🤲🏾🤲🏾🤲🏾🤲🏾
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This week was beating me up back to back but I pulled through 👍🏾
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Adding “body count” to my sad playlist so I can twerk in the middle of crying>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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Breaking hearts is terrible and you’ll get your Karma I speak from experience 😔💔
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Ghana movie industry in one picture
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The other day I said, “ba mi mu wallet mi ni be” sat up, said thank you Jesus as I gave my sister cash.
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