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@sarmmont

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4 years
Berchies world forever 💕🕊
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2 years
He’s a 10 but he’s got a Rogers bundle
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7 years
@lenatheplug love me & my scrunchie
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2 years
Health and safety shut down the food vendors at the CNE. They deserve that after coming up with pickle lemonade and mustard / ketchup ice cream. 🤢
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4 years
It’s always “what’s your snap?” And never “what’s your e-transfer?” 😒🙄
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8 years
RT if children of the light was the biggest banger in elementary school
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3 years
Knowing what’s best for you sucks so much sometimes
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4 years
All lives do not matter until black ones do too.
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4 years
Light be hitting, tiddies be tiddying.
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3 years
I still can’t believe this is the Ford brother that don’t smoke crack
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@sarmmont
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8 years
I wish some girls still had formspring so I can anonymously tell them that their photo editing is absolute trash.
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1 year
@Wuggaaaaa_ They kinda the same mood tho sis
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@sarmmont
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10 years
Tyrone woke me up at 5am for this shit http://t.co/hSd8l3xdsT
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@sarmmont
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4 years
@toniiG300 Now I know. Thank you, I will use this new knowledge accordingly. 🤝
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@sarmmont
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3 years
IF WE GO INTO ANOTHER LOCKDOWN I AM ROCKET LAUNCHING MYSELF OUT OF MY WINDOW
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@sarmmont
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4 years
Virgil x 2
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@sarmmont
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5 years
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5 years
@justdarell Hello I am here
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@sarmmont
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4 years
Scared about losing followers... we really do gotta do better to educate and simply shut down stupid shit when we see it.
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4 years
@ThatDudeMCFLY Straight unfollows all week long for the people who are posting selfies... it’s not the time
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@sarmmont
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10 years
University: where condoms are free but printing is not
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5 years
Vacay treating me well
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@sarmmont
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4 years
Shower sex is so dumb. Let me just fall and die.
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@sarmmont
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7 years
Staring into your soul cause u a bitch
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@sarmmont
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4 years
I said wake up baby
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@sarmmont
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4 years
Summers over but ima keep getting hotter (trying too at least)
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@sarmmont
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5 years
🤪🤪
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@sarmmont
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4 years
Should be laid up on a beach but nooooooo 😒🙄
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@sarmmont
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@itslindsaynaomi @_ebuka96 They don’t even know what etransfer is thooo 😫😫😫😫
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@sarmmont
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6 years
Weird flex but ok
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@sarmmont
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5 years
😋
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@sarmmont
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4 years
As seen on Instagram
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@sarmmont
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3 years
When I’m drunk I think it’s cool to respond to everyone’s story. It is in fact not cool.
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@sarmmont
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4 years
Why is Twitter so much funnier at 3am +
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@sarmmont
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8 years
So now tinder introduced an orgy option. Interesting and innovative.
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@sarmmont
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5 years
I think my ex is jealous of me bc more NBA scouts are following me than him 🥺
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@sarmmont
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5 years
Dark hair is baccccckkkkkk
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5 years
I cannot wait to be in a bikini again
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4 years
I may as well include twitter in this photo for no reason whatsoever
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@sarmmont
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7 years
I've found peace knowing that heartbreak is just as beautiful as falling in love. Redemption for both is a wonderful thing.
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@sarmmont
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4 years
Fck it ima make an onlyfans
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@sarmmont
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5 years
HOT GIRL SUMM ERRR
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@sarmmont
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7 years
i love u, don't worry
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@sarmmont
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6 years
The snow is falling. The temperature is dropping. Do not ask me to come out if it’s after 5pm. I am hibernating. We can be friends NEXT season.
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@sarmmont
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3 years
MY BDAY FIT WAS GIVINNNNNNN. Peep the balloons too 😂😂 it’s all about the contrast
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@sarmmont
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10 years
Merry Christmas and don't forget that the greatest gift is the presence of family and friends not your stupid Michael Kors watch! 🎄
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@sarmmont
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7 years
Michael phelps is gonna race a great white shark. I totally understand why everyone thinks white people are whack... Still watching it lmao
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@sarmmont
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4 years
People who need to bring people down in attempts to uplift their selves are fucking losers
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@sarmmont
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5 years
A Typical Toronto girl: At the same 4 clubs 6 times a week, Thinks that she’s a social media influencer, Fillers, Miami vacation enthusiast
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7 years
❤️❤️
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@sarmmont
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7 years
IF YOURE RUDE AND DONT HAVE PATIENCE AND UNDERSTANDING FOR PEOPLE DONT FUCKING WORK A CUSTOMER SERVICE JOB. ARE U DUMB.
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@sarmmont
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5 years
Kawhi really a Toronto man though.. the way he played w our hearts
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5 years
Hehhhh
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@sarmmont
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7 years
Custom Denimmmmm soon, u down?
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@sarmmont
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7 years
My hair is long again, my tan is finally here, my eyeliner is good. I am happy!!!!
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@sarmmont
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I think we’re forgetting that we’re allowed to be sad. It’s alright. Like evaluate your feelings, your sadness. It’s healthy. Being happy all the time isn’t. You’re human... I’m human. Understand your sadness. Just don’t dwell and live in it.
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Are you weird if you didn’t grow up in the GTA? I think so
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5 years
🙋🏽‍♀️🙋🏽‍♀️🙋🏽‍♀️
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@sarmmont
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I think people have forgotten that babies and tattoos are for life
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4 years
I’m so bored. I actually watched every single persons Snapchat story. I never do that.
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2020 is what 2012 wanted to be
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3 years
💐♍️💐♍️💐 Virgo season glow
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@sarmmont
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Reminiscing my time @ university. Playing kings cup 'categories', guy said NUMBERS. that's the kind of bright minds u meet in a dirty place.
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2 years
Catsuit. Purrrr Bitch
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@sarmmont
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I love neon
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@sarmmont
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So ya I post some “provocative” pics. Took me a long time to like my body, fuck it I flaunt it. Girls will talk I know this. But remember when u talk shit about me, it says more about u than it does about me. Bitch I like myself. Nize ur talk, & try to like yourself too 🤷🏽‍♀️
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if he doesn't help u see how sexy u are HES NOT THE ONE
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4 years
Morning sex is so underrated
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@sarmmont
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10 years
This guy has no chill http://t.co/M79aHnWFgH
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3 years
Let me put my poems in you
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I love when it rains on Sunday’s
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4 years
That one time I looked kinda cute during quarantine (Lmao)
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Comparison is an act of violence against yourself
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7 years
Took a year off school. I learned a lot; gained more knowledge of the world around me... My writing looks like absolute trash tho.
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8 years
Instagram should have a pop up for when you accidentally like someone's pic that you don't follow asking ARE YOU SURE? That would save me
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@sarmmont
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7 years
Nothing ever goes away until it has taught us what we need to know
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@quenblackwell I hate to say it but cocaine will clean u out nicely
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Donald Trump is a terrorist
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IT IS WHAT IT IS
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She was Megan thee pony
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Why this virus got me at home quarantining and horny as fuck.
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When I was 18 I was raped. I was raped so badly to the point where I needed cosmetic surgery. I don’t know if my rapist used a condom, I don’t know what happened. And I can’t imagine what would have happened if 18 year old me were to get pregnant by the man that raped me
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I MISS SEXXXXXXXX
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If booty ain’t supposed to be eaten.... then why’s it cut in half?? 🧐
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These white people seem to forget that in their history books they were rioting and looting and considered it PATRIOTISM... which formed the Boston Tea Party.. and they were RIOTING AND LOOTING BC THEIR TAXES WERE TOO HIGH! So you’re saying MURDERING INNOCENT PEOPLE IS LESS
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If you really loved someone you never lose that love. You just put those feelings in other places.
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4 years
If someone’s son treated me right, I wouldn’t mind buying them a PS5
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Quarantine kicks for casual walk around the house
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My current rotation.
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Kanye can literally say anything and y’all will be like omg wow! He could say some shit like “a banana is yellow” and everyone will be like “genius”
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7 years
MEN ARE FUCKING TRASSHHHH HOLY FUCK NEXT ONE OF U TO USE ME WILL GET MY WRATH. TRASHHHHH
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Any nice men wanna appreciate a funny bitch like me??
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