@rarelyserious
@Tesla
For those unfamiliar, this uses Tesla Autopark/Summon. Slightly smarter version hopefully ready soon. By next year, a Tesla should be able to drive around a parking lot, find an empty spot, read signs to confirm it’s valid & park.
VW vs Tesla factory. Anyone can do this on google earth.
In hugely capital intensive and competitive business the success depends on streamlined operations.
Draw your own conclusions of it and the culture of quality and sustainability.
$tsla $tslaq
@TESLAcharts
@montana_skeptic
@tomi
@TESLAcharts
Tesla will (in a year) have a prototype humanoid robot (that totally leverages autopilot cameras) which can be told to "pick that bolt and use that wrench and install it in that car" and it will do it
Of course only renders and specs were shown. But it's happening like for real
@i_am_remy_bot
@esjesjesj
yes, with no access with strollers, wheelchairs etc.
And safety procedure in case of a disabled vehicle or a fire, is for other vehicles to reverse. really.
I don't get how he can bypass rules that others need to follow.
@TaylorOgan
That second picture is crazy. The supposed straight lines are all but.
Door seams and other details hurt my eyes too but that c-pillar/roof line 👀
to whom does this look like a 50k premium car?
Don't be shy - raise your hand...
I get some people liking
@tesla
but the interior trim details are very cheap looking.
Check this autonomy driving comparison video between
Tesla FSD 2020
Waymo 2009
Zoox 2020
One of these companies does NOT use professional test drivers but claims robot taxi fleet any day now.
@ARKInvest
@wolfejosh
@zoox
@Tweetermeyer
$tsla $tslaq
@axios
@jonathanvswan
@realDonaldTrump
Just look.
Italy and Spain were hardest hit large European countries.
Also noteworthy to all who think US looks bad only thx to NY. Exactly same could be said of Italy and Lombardia.
The clear difference is that other countries tackled cases down and US didn't.
How is this possible
@elonmusk
? This goes to all the folks betting on $tsla and $nkla to be the kings of EV logistics.
A small startup (these days largely owned by Volvo Group) did this. No dance though.
1/2
#teslasemi
@girlgeek_rva
@LarryDeLuca
In their view women only get arousal and fulfilment from filling their role between the fist and the stove.
Here most, even conservative, men are staying in with young kids. Our (🇫🇮) maternal/paternal leave system is from another 🪐 though (when compared to 🇺🇸).
@elonmusk
Too bad it didn't workout.
Instead:
-Raise money to make unprofitable sports car
-Raise money to build unprofitable luxury car
-Raise money to build unprofitable mid size sedan.
-Create fake solar product to bail failing business.*
-fly the largest jet
-record compensate self
@RBReich
lets write it open.
May: $750,000,000
July: $2,100,000,000
Sept: $2,900,000,000
Oct: $3,000,000,000
Just to bring it in range of understanding.
$180k per each of the 48 thousand workers.
@jeffhauser
@seungminkim
I though that in time of crisis top leaders would be in super safe facilities and protected due to their importance.
Instead they workout and swim together during pandemic outbreak.
@cptrico_tesla
@edmunds
That is utterly weird comment on a product which is meant for retail audience.
I get liking Tesla but this thing is objectively bad. It breaks hundred year old convention for no real gain. Getting rid of whiskers is weird too.
Many
@tesla
fans defend
#FSD
test drivers
But CA DMV says these things about autonomous testing with a driver:
-Drivers background checks
-Test vehicles are exclusively only used for testing
-Disengagements need to be kept track of and reported
Tesla does none of this.
$tsla
@ParikPatelCFA
I get some of his points but this one is just dumb.
One tomato has 150 seeds.
6mo-> 250 tomatos * 150 seeds = 37,500 seeds
6mo-> 37,500 plants
6mo-> 1406250000 seeds
6mo-> 1406250000 plants
NOW sell the 351,562,500,000 tomatoes for $1 each
@Biz_Ukraine_Mag
@MikaAaltola
We have large old far house and electricity prices are ridiculous.
But I much rather wear hat indoors than compromise with a fascist dictator.
I know Ukraine is paying much heavier price and I wish success for everyone there.
@DrJohnHhess
Kids didn’t mask in Sweden, minimal lockdowns.
So looks like covid has weakened the immunity.
And before someone goes “mRNA!”, UK didn’t vaccinate kids but they too have a wave of RSV among kids.
@sharifaly
@jack
exactly. I have both my heater and ac on because I care about the environment.
pure idiocy. and truly one has to have low character to defend this.
@EdwardLawrence
4,400/per hour.
it comes to 18,33 car rides starting per minute. So little over ever 3 seconds a car with 4 new passengers takes of on some station.
saying that it "can transport 4,400 people per hour" is not even nearly accurate to what there is right now.
@chigrl
My six year old asks me all the time questions like "what is billion times billion?"
I am secretly worried that he will become a central banker.
@auonsson
@KreusHarri
And there is one nation on Baltic - known to use uncertainty and chaos as a policy tool - that operates and regularly trains with an array of mini submarines and underwater operatives.
But sure it was Miami Vice style special ops from a yacht.
@irgarner
@pmakela1
BTW. We, Finns do highly appreciate US and UK etc. contributions to helping Ukraine.
Also, dealing with Russia this way cheaper for us all.
Would have been even better to do it 6 years ago with harsh sanctions.
@Tweet_Removed
It wouldn't be so embarrassing if it was officially a collaborative pilot test to develop the trucks.
But they just had to pretend to be ahead and suggest they are delivering finished vehicles.
Announced 2017 plans for a 70 MW site.
Started in 2018 and tweeted that 100% in 2019.
in 2021 site is at 3.2 MW.
in 2021 (now) claims it will be 24MW in 2022. Nearly tenfold.
Sure. I'll take a bridge with that.
@babadookspinoza
@KawasakiKR11
Yet X boosted gov message in Turkey during elections to avoid X access becoming limited.
I am sure if Adolf told Elon: "you do biz my style or no biz" Elon would have folded just like in Turkey.
Just amplifies how asymmetric the situation was to begin with.
Owner of the platform, richest man on earth, leader of a cult with 100 million Twitter followers bullying a handicapped worker who just wanted to know his employment status.
Now he is sorry? Oh F O.
@elonmusk
@loganemitchell
@Herbert_Diess
@elonmusk
well the 17 year old "startup" is priced at about all of the rest of the industry combined - so it really isn't an underdog here.
The reality is arriving.
@Billsocalif
@elonmusk
@alistairmilne
1) At 7:40 minutes per lap 15 laps comes to 115 minutes. If you think a Tesla can output race pace for nearly 2 hours you lack very basic physics knowledge. Hint: 100kWh
2) So far no Tesla has made through ONE race pace lap without serious power fade. So there is that.
@Billsocalif
@elonmusk
@alistairmilne
Laguna Seca 3.6km
the Ring 20.8km
whole point is that EVs have hard time sustaining high ouput state for a long period. Easy(ish) to get insane straight line perf from an EV. To manage heat and batteries sustainably: very hard.
Laguna Seca while a cool track is no bench mark
@DaniellesPOView
@AndretheDad
@RexChapman
@davenewworld_2
ex military got fired for not shooting. He didn't find the situation threatening and didn't shoot. Partner shot and the the non-shooter was fired. Later he got awarded compensation for wrongful termination.
@ChrChristensen
@montana_skeptic
In 2018 Elon Musk emailed Diess (VW CEO) because someone whose close relative worked for VW factory had criticized Tesla online.
(Below is the 1st link I got from google, didn’t check if it was a comprehensive one but one can find many stories of it)
@WildScreaminBit
@HelenKennedy
@ZoeSchiffer
When I had H1B Visa (ie. hostage) I still flew every year back to my old home country for 4 weeks (PTO and comp time combo).
Less than 2 weeks is horrible.
@TESLAcharts
And if you think the CFO of Tesla would protect himself from the liability of lying think again.
CFO said in Q1 call that Model Y was already profitable at very low production numbers. This was a blatant lie.
If you lie a little - on record, on formal duty - you can lie more.
@torppsbride
@kothlon
@cloudeeuhh
Especially if it's sellers market why wouldn't you try to look smarter than the other people.
Abrupt nonsense like OP's puts you at the back of the queue, at best.
@passthebeano
BTW Did you see this, revolutionary (midjourney AI-render) "small scale nuclear reactors to synthetic fuels" -startup?
pure gold. Founder almost finished highschool. The head of operations was web-dev intern 2 years ago.
That is the staff.
Today I'm excited to unveil Valar Atomics!
Valar is my master plan to make energy 10x cheaper in 10 years by pulling oil and gas out of thin air with nuclear fission.
This will untether energy from climate and politics, fuel American industry, and unlock a new era of growth
@Tweet_Removed
It wouldn't be so embarrassing if it was officially a collaborative pilot test to develop the trucks.
But they just had to pretend to be ahead and suggest they are delivering finished vehicles.
2/
Photo ops from NY with Tesla labeled boxes show CPAP machines by Medres (s9 that is older model and price found online was a hair under $800). These are NOT ventilators.
Please do the research or hint someone else to do it. This is outrageous.
@cdixon25
@elonmusk
@Tesla
They do handle the appearance well
In reality they kept factory of thousands of workers open gains 1st county and then state orders.
Now they give away $800 sleepapnea CPAP devices but call them ventilators ($30-50k and months to get one).
Explains how they got them. It's PR
@HolbeckDavid
@patriottakes
I can tell you that the brand image for that has taken quite a hit.
from general Trump years to police brutality to Covid response.
When I was in college it was always my goal to work in the US. If I was 23 now I doubt my eagerness would be at the same level.
@williamlegate
Fact, or likely chain of events?
What I mean is this the logical explanation or verified to be the exact. Was he indeed the key figure. And sorry if I am asking something that has been addressed publicly. I haven’t followed too closely beyond my timeline.
(And sincere questions)
@ChrisO_wiki
Lots of small factual errors but general gist is right.
Many asylum seekers gave open accounts on their journey. Apparently there has been active telegram campaign to advertise the route.
🇫🇮 hasn't been _that_ quick - being a rules based society and all.
@DrRJKavanagh
1/
In Finland police shot fatally 9 people between 2000-2019
so an average of ~ 0.5 person per year.
Adjusted for population this would equal 25 or so people per year in the USA.
I don't think a single one was unarmed or underage btw.
Typically it is 1-2 rounds.
“Integrity is the most important value in my life and the facts will show I never compromised this in any way” -Elon Musk
Video Below is from 4/2019
$tslaq $tsla
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#cybertruck
#tslaq
$tslaq
My theory about the truck is that it was made as cheap as possible for as much Wow impact as possible.
Designing abstract cube is way easier than a fully fleshed vehicle (whether it looked like F150 or E-tron GT). Even if it is just a single prototype
Why do I waste time with Tesla?
I hate scams. Always have.
Here a story of total scam in clean energy space: Saphon Energy.
A thread.
$tslaq
#cleantech
#ESG
1/
@CathieDWood
@ARKInvest
those bastards!
Do they make ridiculous claims about autonomous air taxi services in early 2020s?
or hugely profitable Tesla ride hailing services?
I have seen some of those but considered them obvious fakes, so no harm done. The exel models were the telltale.
@playsafejelly
@preneh24
@elonmusk
@TeslaOwnersWW
@BLKMDL3
The logic still fails. This is not even the 1st time this has happened and it has zero impact to stock price. There is no way to gain from it, let alone enough to recuperate the loss of cash from buying a new Tesla (even if they sold it).