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4 years
Mindy Kaling shows you what a mic drop looks like
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4 years
Michelle Obama had the time today.
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3 years
I can’t stop watching this six second video of Ketanji Brown Jackson moments after her history-making confirmation to the US Supreme Court
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6 months
I would watch a feature length documentary about the two women who voice The Minions in Italian
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2 years
To see Quinta Brunson go from BuzzFeed videos to the #Emmys stage is absolutely fantastic! #AbbottElementary
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7 years
"Coco" will be available on Netflix starting May 29 so you can finally weep uncontrollably in the comfort of your own home
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11 months
Ayo Edebiri just gave the best answer any celebrity has ever given to a reporter
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2 years
Sheryl Lee Ralph just gave the most moving acceptance speech in #Emmys history. #AbbottElementary
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2 years
This Jonathan Majors Men’s Health photoshoot is…. WOW
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6 months
26 seconds of genuinely brilliant direction
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2 years
Jennifer Coolidge deciding to dance when the #Emmys attempted to play her off is a truly perfect moment
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2 years
I actually can’t stop watching this video of Jennifer Lawrence losing her shit on Hot Ones 🤣
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2 years
Regina Hall finding out why Kevin Costner couldn’t be at the #GoldenGlobes just won next year’s #GoldenGlobes for Best Actress in a TV Comedy
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1 year
This is the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen. Kudos to Nathan Fielder and Emma Stone and A24 for this 24 hour turn-around.
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11 months
This is so heartbreaking — and makes it even more insane that the palace BLAMED HER for the photoshopping thing.
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Kate Middleton announces she has cancer 🥺
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4 years
Drew Barrymore getting choked up thanking the universe for bringing Cameron Diaz and Lucy Liu into her life after they gush about her being a force of good in their world is why we forever stan these three angels
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6 years
LUCY LIU IS GETTING A STAR ON THE WALK OF FAME AND DREW AND CAMERON SHOWED UP WHY AM I CRYING RIGHT NOW .
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3 years
Britney Spears being able to do whatever the hell she wants 🗣️ WAS 🗣️ THE 🗣️ ENTIRE 🗣️ POINT 🗣️ OF 🗣️ THIS.
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3 years
Betty White was an icon, a legend, and consistently found a way to be the moment over her nearly 70 year career. A trailblazer. An original. And a truly kind soul. May she be forever surrounded by four-legged animals in heaven.
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3 years
Lil Nas X and Keke Palmer are dressed like a crime fighting superhero duo and I would pay good money for that movie #MetGala
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1 year
What’s a moment in pop culture that was so perfectly executed, you judge anyone who dares to critique it? . I’ll go first:
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6 months
two dumb bitches telling each other “exaaaaactlyyyy”.
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Donald Trump announces interview with Elon Musk on Monday.
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5 years
Harry Styles performing Juice with Lizzo is a thing I didn’t know I really, really needed
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3 years
Christine Baranski gets it
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3 years
Florence Pugh had the time today #freethenippple
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5 years
I screamed so loudly @ira
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4 years
i found the debate over whether #RedTableTalk should give Olivia Jade a platform infinitely more interesting than anything Olivia had to say.
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Candice Bergen, who famously drew the ire of then-Vice President Dan Quayle when Murphy Brown raised a child as a single mother, reflects on how much has (not) changed since then in one of the #Emmys best moments.
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8 months
27 years ago today, Stevie Nicks burned a hole into Lindsey Buckingham’s soul when she stared down her ex performing Silver Springs, a song she wrote about how he will never escape the sound of her voice
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2 years
Amber Riley is now the first person to win The Masked Singer ~AND~ Dancing with the Stars! . Oh and she has also won a fucking Laurence Olivier Award for Dreamgirls and a SAG Award for Glee! So. when is Hollywood gonna give this UNDENIABLE SUPERSTAR the showcase she deserves?!?
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Paul Giamatti crying as Da'Vine Joy Randolph wins her #Oscars — that's the friend we all deserve
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#AbbottElementary knew exactly what they were doing when they put Lisa Ann Walter in this denim shirt for Episode 4!!!. Quinta Brunson is a GENIUS
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6 years
Billy Porter just set the bar impossibly high for #Oscars fashion.
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2 years
Kinda wishing Steve Martin, Martin Short, and Selena Gomez were hosting the #Emmys
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10 months
NYC Earthquake?. Nah, that was just Lisa From Temecula cutting up a steak for breakfast
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5 years
Harry Styles on the Sept cover of Rolling Stone
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Bong Joon Ho staring at his Oscar and smiling is the most wonderful thing I've ever seen #Parasite #Oscars
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4 years
i love celebrity news when it's an accidentally published pre-write
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I fucking love Taylor Swift
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7 years
Debra Messing calls out E! while on E!: "I was so shocked to hear that E! doesn't believing in paying their female co-hosts the same as their male co-hosts. I miss Cat Sadler."
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2 years
It’s insane how many times I’ve watched this video since Saturday…
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2 years
For anyone else who has never seen this 2010 video of Jennifer Coolidge doing stand-up at Comix in NYC, do yourself a favor and watch it now
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3 years
Abbott Elementary — plus Quinta Brunson and ABC — continue to not only make a great show but use that show to make the world a better place
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6 years
Sandra Oh's father applauding her win just ENDED ME <3
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2 years
God bless Pedro Pascal.
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10 months
This Annie Leibovitz shot of Zendaya is one of the best photos Vogue has produced in YEARS.
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8 years
Serena Williams is pregnant!! ❤️❤️
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2 years
Dolly Parton launched a pet apparel & accessories line — brilliantly called DOGGY PARTON — and I need you all to know that I am buying the Blonde Bombshell Wig Headpiece for my dog.
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6 years
Constance Wu, Jennifer Lopez, Cardi B, Lili Reinhart, Keke Palmer, Julia Stiles, Mercedes Ruehl & Trace Lysette starring in a movie about a team of former strip club employees who band together to take down their Wall Street clients is EXTREMELY MY SHIT.
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3 years
Adele did not lie.
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Dame Maggie Smith in The First Wives Club is such an underrated showcase for her immense talent. Her pronunciation of the word “FORK” alone should be studied at Juilliard.
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4 years
I'm gonna tell my kids this was Sex and the City
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7 years
Don't fuck with Julianne Moore
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5 years
someone tweeted they want to eat William Jackson Harper's dick and his reaction delights me to no end
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7 years
Adam Rippon saying, "I can't explain witchcraft" in response to this question about how he's such a good skater has honestly and truly made me a sports fan.
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As a kid, Oprah Winfrey was my biggest star in the world. Then Oprah lost her mind when Tina Turner surprised her for her 50th Birthday Show — that's when I learned who the biggest star in the world was to the biggest star in my world. RIP to the World's Biggest Star
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Jonathan Groff’s reaction to being asked if he’s seen Lea Michele read did me in
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1 year
This clip. ALWAYS.
@oocsitcoms
no context sitcoms ☮︎ 🍉
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who got that one sitcom clip.
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Niecy Nash-Betts is finally an Emmy winner after 5 nominations and she gave one of the best speeches in #Emmys history! . "I wanna thank me for believing in me!"
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3 years
Kim Kardashian going up to Bowen Yang and asking if he would he would take a photo with her??? TASTE.
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2 years
A must watch for any Spice Girls fan!
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Dave Bautista will always have a fan in me for this
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Schitt's Creek reunion closes out this year's #Emmys
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I feel like Jonathan Bailey makes the most sense to be named People's Sexiest Man Alive tomorrow, right?
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Lady Gaga telling Caitlyn Jenner “I’ve switched baristas.”
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name a performance that changed history.
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jake gyllenhaal's reaction to this dog once again reaffirms the crush ive had on him since october sky.
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Dying that Sebastian Stan captioned this photo “glad I got to reintroduce myself to Gwyneth for the third time. We are in the same film”
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Happy anniversary to this perfect Melanie Lynskey tweet
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Jenna Ortega paying homage to original Beetlejuice costumes at the Venice Film Festival premiere is very charming.
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Patti LuPone has lost the Tony 5 times. which actress does she think was least deserving of beating her?
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Find colleagues who look at you like Sheryl Lee Ralph and Lisa Ann Walter look at #GoldenGlobes winner Quinta Brunson #AbbottElementary
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Dakota Fanning explaining to Andrew Scott that she had to "throw a baby into a fire" in The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn is too funny
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#Hamilton's Schuyler Sisters (Phillipa Soo, Renée Elise Goldsberry, Jasmine Cephas Jones) slay "America The Beautiful" #SuperBowl
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Elaine Hendrix and Lisa Ann Walter still being best friends all these years after The Parent Trap truly is the most wonderful thing ever #SAGAwards
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6 years
PUT THIS IN THE LOUVRE
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8 years later and this is still the most beautifully chaotic minute of television in history
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3 years
Michelle Yeoh for Interview Mag the vibe for 2022.
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8 years
Watching the #Oscars producers slowly tell the #LaLaLand team they didn't win Best Picture is WILD. Keep your eyes on the background
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Anna Sawai had me crying before she even begun her acceptance speech #Emmys
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this video of Mary-Kate and Ashley wishing Ashley Benson a happy birthday is now my front runner for Best Picture
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5 years
I WAS NOT PREPARED
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3 years
Harry Styles just stopped his LA show to check on a fan in distress. It’s that simple, folks
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1 year
The #Emmys presenter said it quickly but it bears repeating:. RuPaul's #DragRace has won Best Reality Competition 5 times, RuPaul is the most awarded host in Emmys history (8 consecutive wins) and RuPaul holds the record for most wins by a person of color.
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7 years
The producer of ABC’s Roseanne would like us to ignore her Hitler photoshoot so here it is again because I absolutely will not
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Keke Palmer's reaction to the popularity of her SORRY TO THIS MAN meme is equally great: "After finding out who he is, I'm glad I didn't know."
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10 years
#TeenWolf is back tonight! How the series turned Tyler Posey & Dylan O'Brien into brothers http://t.co/S36TbPJ5jx http://t.co/tjNQHVrBdQ.
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Forget Scream — REBOOT THE SCARY MOVIE FRANCHISE!. Reunite Anna Faris and Regina Hall.
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Drew Barrymore interviewing a celebrity
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5 years
Avan Jogia and Cleopatra Coleman dressed up as Billy Bob Thornton and Angelina Jolie circa 2000’s Gone in 60 Seconds premiere for last night’s Zombieland: Double Tap premiere and I’m kind of obsessed
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7 years
My Kink: Jeff Goldblum saying Chris Hemsworth is "Cute As Christmas"
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Regina King always gets it so right #Oscars
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Lupita Nyong'o is giving a better performance in THIS POSTER than most actors will give in their entire careers
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RuPaul's Drag Race is rapidly becoming Duolingo for queer people.
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