michelle 👻
@hazelcough
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soft-bread engineer @stripe 🍞; public transit enthusiast 🚃
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I'm excited to share the story of the big payments API redesign I led at
@stripe
over the last few years! 💸
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i’m really excited to share my path to staff. thanks for interviewing me,
@Lethain
!
Excited to share
@hazelcough
's path to the Payments Products Tech Lead role at
@stripe
. Michelle shares a bunch of tools she uses like her "top 3" doc of current priorities and using a decision log when she and her team designed Stripe Payment Intents.
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Today, my sister got a message from 2017 me:
"You should not use your secret key with Stripe.js. Please pass a publishable key instead."
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year 5. still need to google: "javascript how to generate random number between two numbers"
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Check out what I've been building
@stripe
! The paymentRequestButton helps you integrate Pay & Payment Request API:
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@levelsio
Hey, this is intentional! Previously, the default integration would create Customer objects on every CheckoutSession, which created a lot of duplicates and noise in the Dashboard if your integration doesn't reuse them for subsequent sessions. The new default prevents this
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Writing this post was a year-long project of its own. I needed sufficient distance from the project to feel confident reflecting on it. It would be misleading to understate the emotional impact of a project of this scale and length.
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after eating 1 pack of milano cookies yesterday and 2 today, my sister is instituting social distancing of milano to flatten the curve of consumption.
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I’m proud of and thankful for all of the current and past Stripes who worked together over many years to see this through. In particular,
@asolove
,
@danwang
,
@ellen_stanfill
,
@guayosr
,
@jenanwise
,
@kelvl
, Maddie, and
@oliviergodement
. 🙏
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the best part is that we live in 4 different cities, but have never done this before! remote friendship is stronger than ever :').
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And a big thanks to
@shaunyou
,
@mglukhovsky
,
@patio11
,
@micaelaballew
,
@destroytoday
, and
@zanemiller
for being amazing partners in making this blog post actually happen! 💖
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i regularly hit return instead of space on mobile slack and
i don’t notice because
there is not enough space,
horizontally
a poem
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"we haven't met in person yet, and now we will likely not meet for a long, long time." ☹️
i always struggle to end "We haven’t met yet, but..." sentences in intro emails. i think it's because of the "but."
is there a "yes, and" version of this opening?
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💁 you can now pay for your very own datetime shirt using the Payment Request API* ➡️
*requires Chrome 61, 💵, & 🇺🇸
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met a new friend at target today. he’s smiling but you can see the pain in his eyes.
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as someone who's known for not being very *online*, i'm overwhelmed by the response to this. i loved the interview format, but it meant i didn't go deep on specific topics. if there's an area you want to hear more about, lmk!
(maybe i'll finally publish a second blog post. 😬)
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year 6.6. googled "ruby select random element from array" and experienced light déjà vu.
year 5. still need to google: "javascript how to generate random number between two numbers"
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today i: got pretty flowers from
@kitchenettekat
and a great card from my coworkers, turned 24, and considered becoming a VC.
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year 5.8. wasted some money on a CI job because i typed "nunber" instead of "number."
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late to the party, but it's been cool working on
@stripe
radar with these folks and the elusive
@mlmanapat
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@jontybehr
@stripe
Hi Jonty, I’m an engineer working on our APIs at Stripe; we’re definitely not trying to give you this bad of an experience on purpose 😔. I’d love to learn more about what you’re seeing and help you with your questions — my DMs are open!
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i bought tea with tasting notes of "bread." i am once again disappointed. ☹️
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A: how much tea do i put in?
me: no idea. maybe a teaspoon?
...
me: omg
me: is that why it's called a teaspoon
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Hi
@CodePen
! Could y'all set `allowpaymentrequest` on your iframe, so that we can create CodePens for Payment Request API demos? 🙏
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Strawberries, fresh whipped cream and tasty watercolors with
@amfeng
!
http://t.co/vfS9TjCnd8
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.
@markreale
@jQueryTO
thanks for giving me the chance to give my first talk ever in Toronto! I learned a ton :).
http://t.co/zyZHoe0u7b
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when you don't want to follow people back on instagram because it might break how many bunnies and puppies the Algorithm gives you
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putting "important information enclosed" on your marketing mail is like liking your own tweet.
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this is a really good tree from the weekend. would’ve liked to spend more time with it. @ Green Gulch Farm
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the best part about knowing how to express your emotions in chinese is being able to use the chinese keyboard as an emoji keyboard.
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Intl.DateTimeFormat seems very broken in latest Chrome / Safari / Firefox. It's fine on IE11 though. 😱
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since folks are sharing good skin care advice such as "do not touch your face," here are mine:
- moisturize your hands after washing them
- do not touch your face but also please wash your face (but also please do not wash your face as much as you wash your hands)
- use sunscreen
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@asolove
this is very wholesome and resonates with me. “we hadn’t met yet and i’m glad we now have, by some standards 😊”
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i always struggle to end "We haven’t met yet, but..." sentences in intro emails. i think it's because of the "but."
is there a "yes, and" version of this opening?
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@asolove
Intro: Boy Meets Payment Method
Make Payment Go Go
I NEED ACTION
RUNNING
The Payment Uncaptured (ft. Steve Aoki)
Outro: Canceled
Bonus track: Return URL Pt. 2
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Intern A: "Where do you put butter?"
Intern B: "The fridge."
Intern A: "What temperature is the fridge?"
Intern B: "Cold."
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Thanks for interviewing me,
@adamwathan
! 😁
🎉 New
@fullstackradio
day! I talk to
@hazelcough
of
@stripe
about everything from Stripe Elements to API versioning:
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@SlexAxton
thanks for teaching me everything i know about being a real human who works at a company.
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After 4 years, still runs off of a Thunderbird export and a Nodemailer script... 🙄
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@bgdotjpg
i like to think of this as "works well with literally anyone" and i think that's a superpower.
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can people get sick from eating too many peaches? asking for a friend.
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@devonzuegel
my hands and my pockets are too small and shallow for my phone, especially with a case.
a popsocket has helped the most: it has the unexpected side effect of gripping to the inner lining of my various pockets.
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Worst part of using noise-canceling headphones is worrying about not hearing people saying “bless you” when you sneeze.
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This winter's project was helping my sister set up her website. I've been holding onto this domain name for *years*:
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