jenny ❤️🔥
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jewish-american princess | spreadsheet wizard | priv @hgh_hazel
cleveland oh (aug '24-2026)
Joined July 2020
of note: i will always get coffee/food/drinks with a mutual if asked!.
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did the math wrong apparently i’ve been saving 40% of my income and not 25% lol.
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they’ve got stuff brewing in test kitchens y’all will never know about. went to the pepsico test kitchen once and holy shit (i cannot talk about it).
Taco Bell presented experiments from their test kitchen and one was Baja Blast… pie?
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y’all have to stop going to this bakery JESUS.
Masterpiece Cakeshop, a Colorado bakery, refused to make a customer a cake when they found out it was to celebrate her transition. This bakery has discriminated against LGBTQ+ people before, and I'm urging the Colorado Supreme Court to stop this transphobic discrimination.
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sorry the ai image is making me laugh so hard. 1000 pit bulls on their way to find the nearest toddler.
💔 Today is a DARK day. The XL Bully ban is now in place in the United Kingdom. XL Bullys are being abandoned in the street, sent to Scotland and left on 'death row' in kill shelters, according to news reports and NGOs. 🐾 Hundreds of XL Bully dogs in shelters are set to be
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is tinder this bad for men.
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you are lazy. That’s a real thing. You are oversupported, overstimulated tired, sad, dealing with two competing priorities & u are doing your worst, despite having everything going for you. You need less rest and less care. You are imperfect and need to try for once in your life.
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people talking about texas versus me being a fourth generation texan with family in rural areas:
every once in awhile i wake up incredibly mad that i still live in texas and this is one of those days.
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just found out starting salary for my field in the uk is 35£k—>36$k???? in the US 70$k is considered a bad salary and 80$k the average. what’s going on over there.
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a) one day SCOTUS will rule against you.b) there’s gotta be another one.c) this request was obv bait.
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i hate doctors and pharmacists that believe that their job is to gatekeep patients from medicine. most medicine should be OTC anyway.
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@Ryan_Weller yes, but i am not talking about the median but rather the wage exclusive to my industry!.
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this is unironically how you get more people with eating disorders send tweet
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“oooh im such a high decoupler” cmon man. some amount of pattern recognition is good! like yea sure 2% of people who say slurs don’t suck but that doesn’t mean you’re obligated to trudge through the other 98%. pick a better signal LMAO
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this is exactly what i expected their userbase to be.
Manifold has just launched a dating app! 🤯💖. The premise is simple:.OkCupid meets prediction markets!. Bet on who would date who for at least 6 months. It's crowdsourced matchmaking!. 100+ profiles created in just a couple days. What are you waiting for? Get in there!
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i have come to believe 90% of sadposting is bad for you. emotional exhibitionism. do it in limited quantities lest you select for sad thoughts in everyday life.
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who founded your church:. catholic (elagabalus 220 AD).baptist (dr. ed young 1985 AD).pentecostal (satan 3500 BC).orthodox (vladimir putin 2014 AD).methodist (some weird hippy 1968 AD).hindu (jesus christ 33 AD).
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blah blah yea there are instances where this isn’t true but for the majority of these cases,,,, lmao.
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actually men shouldn’t vote or work because testosterone makes them irrational and increases asocial behavior
I actually have a take that is even more controversial than this. Not only is it the case that human societies would flourish and people would be happier if women aged 18-40 were banned from the full-time, paid workforce so they could raise children. It is furthermore the case.
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not to be a hater but i think the people who watch mr beast may have attention issues. watched this for 30 seconds and it felt like cocomelon for teens.
Train Vs Giant Pit!. Curious to see if we can replicate the results we got on our last video!
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*with absolutely no idea about foreign policy* yea i support from the river to the sea for ukraine
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@twinkhoncreole huh yea when i had men enabled i got 100 likes in one day in rural iowa & i had made it very obvious that i was trans on my profile.
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@StacyCaySlays keeping that in mind!.
@twinkhoncreole huh yea when i had men enabled i got 100 likes in one day in rural iowa & i had made it very obvious that i was trans on my profile.
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girl i matched with on tinder said “it’s so joever” and is currently talking about soviet urban planning. she’s definitely on twitter isn’t she.
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"my transitioning take is-" stop. none of this matters. half of you still boymode and half of you don't have jobs. what matters is the sun in your face, the wind in your hair, the existence that you chose. don't let your one wild life be taken by apathy and inaction.
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you are not a “puppy girl”. you are 27 and need to start contributing to your 401k. no more.
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trying to explain to my brother that deflation should not happen and getting dogpiled.
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they gave tje penguin dysphoria :(.
It’s automatic now. It has been for a long time. I look away. My reflection is my enemy, and the figure it shows only exists when I perceive it. The round black and white belly, unwieldy flippers, dumb yellow beak. I learned to be at peace. Ignore it. But reality drags me back.
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my only contribution to the discussion of catcher in the rye
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“I knew a trans woman who made zero effort to pass other than a she/her pin on her shirt. No HRT—“. you bolt awake in baltimore, md. you arent online. it is 1989. you are ray blanchard and you have changed your mind. the future must not come to pass. u must invent a new typology.
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@NicholasXVIX @FrootLoopsFacts unfortunately i know what i’m talking about and intentionally looked up pre-tax 🤙.
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@Necoras @degromdotcom i want to build my savings a bit more first but that’s the plan! (it’s a 10$k used car at a terrible interest rate).
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all three of my stepsiblings had kids in high school and 2/3 had their kids taken away it’s bleak out here. not to mention that the rural areas are filled with the most hitlerite beliefs.
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i think that chatgpt is both a cool tool and that the average student who uses it is absolutely cooked. if u use gpt in college it’s so over for you.
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@d_feldman they have to pay for student loans, transportation, and retirement as well (last one on a technicality due to their terrible system). also, i am not working in o&g ~ the american salaries listed were intentionally not from there lol.
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establishing a polycule as a delaware-based c corp and forcing leveraged buyouts of competing polycules in the area. it collapses due to immense amounts of credit card debt in the early 2030s.
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every once in awhile i wake up incredibly mad that i still live in texas and this is one of those days.
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who’s the target audience for candy bars. weird q i know but protein bars taste better and have comparable caloric content while also being lower in sugar?.
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@saulgoodwoman__ laziness doesn’t exist twitter, mental health twitter, etc. sorry you’re not grinding hard enough.
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t minus five years until we enter what is known as the “korean polarization zone”.
In several major metro areas, including NYC, DC, and San Diego, the median young woman now out-earns the median young man, a substantial shift from the historical pattern.
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if you ask “what about supply” i think we should increase supply too we r living in hazels imaginary dream world here.
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people who want you to decouple all beliefs want you to turn your brain off, actually. people aren’t sacrificing friendships because of ideology they just know the path that these actions lead down. anyway a better slur to say is —.
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some of u r going to wake up 20-30 years from now in a shell of a life realizing all the little decisions that led to ur emptiness and quite frankly idk how ur coping with that one chief.
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nice argument! unfortunately i have kept my temper even though i’m wrong while you have gotten upset so that everyone thinks i’m right. try again next time loser.
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I'm sorry but this is amazing this is why you gotta show up every time
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the bear in the woods thing is the most tedious argument ever. men r bringing logic into an emotional issue and also people tend to pattern match than do a frequency analysis . which is is more likely to have happened in a woman’s life? a) attacked by bear or b) attacked by man.
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weirdest gender divide at workplace is that only women consistently eat vegetables; men only seem to regularly if their wives prepare their food.
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@typeofemale i agreee but bestie i’m gonna warn u that this thread is a hellhole and there’s a 5% chance u get 10k notifs.
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conservatives and liberals on academia:
I firmly believe that one of the primary social functions of academia, especially in welcoming progressive researchers, is to contain people who might otherwise play critical roles in revolutionary movements.
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had a nightmare that i made a funny tweet and oomf replied with invitation to apply to join their polycule with a twenty-page polycule application and essay.
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aaaa i fucked up and did some coding for my job now my boss wants me to do more! i am not a programmer!!!.
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Rationalists really be like "You believe in making decisions based off of vibes and feeling emotions? That pales in comparison to my strategy, delegating all my decisions and social interactions to a cult of ‘winning’", and then never actually make good decisions or win.
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this is true:. worked in a chemical factory over the summer; the % of women in the unit was “good” at ~10-20%. control room — mainly men — was like a locker room. one day they had thought the support staff went home & they instantly started complaining about the # women employed.
@worsematt I know several "tough" working women who do well in blue-collar environments. I also know what men say about those women behind their backs. The women are not convincing those guys of anything political.
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thought about it and if i didn’t have to sleep i would consider not having an apartment given that most of the reason to have one is having a place to sleep.
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actually yea i kinda don’t believe hobbies should be consumptive, they have to be productive in some form.
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>open reddit cs sub.>every thread contains the most racist shit possible against indians. what’s going on here man.
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the boyfriend is the one who walks on the street-side of the sidewalk, the girlfriend is the one who walks on the interior.
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me when i meet my mutuals.
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leftism is when u deny economics and the more u deny economics the more leftister you are.
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i’m the grand vizier of the royal family. everybody keeps asking me, “hey man can i fuck the concubines?” buddy they don’t even let me fuck the concubines.
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capitalism has been historically good for trans women; this is a bug, not a feature, and going out to bat for it is unnecessary!.
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adhd👏people👏dont👏have👏object👏permanence👏therefore👏👏they👏should👏be👏legally👏classified👏as👏incapable👏of👏living👏independently👏.
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car insurance went down because i am officially Transgender we’re so back.
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been spending more time around men slightly older than me do cis men experience a second puberty or something why are they all more man per man than the men in college.
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woman im seeing called me her little victorian child i see why
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people hate it when i am holding a can of coke and my phone in separate hands and when asked to pick up a third object, place the entire can in my mouth instead of putting my phone away.
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IT HAPPENED AGAIN
why am i getting they-themmed at the bouldering gym.
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oh no is this a bad question somehow i love hearing what people were up to!!!.
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gm oomfies do y’all know if any good books regarding the history of this region? also books regarding the history of eastern russia but that’s a reach lol. most books about these areas are very west-russia/ussr focused
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losing weight:. cons:.-hungry.-pain in the ass.-can’t eat chuys.-chest larger in proportion to frame.-look even more like a femcel. pros:.-??.-blood sugar.
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she was right
follow-up: children don’t have disposable income? and who’s parents r buying them candy??.
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