Niko 🧉
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Spirit Airlines is like what a non AP class was like in High School.
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Women will literally go to therapy instead of finding a man to make them a camp fire.
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@PaulSkallas I had to go into the admin settings to find the 0% option. Worth the 10 extra taps.
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@basedspinach Another example I saw of this was kids who played sports (football) and kids who didn’t at a young age. I think the stress is good.
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All the women know its a full moon . All the men know its the end of Q3.
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@k9_reaper @Aristos_Revenge Remember when everyone got upset about some black kids getting kicked out of a pool there?.
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Some homeless outside my place had a fire going. I envied them. Interesting contrast of my expensive place and their freedom. An hour later the fire department showed up outside. Some lady must have called the 911. Brutal.
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I love the energy in the office when someone puts in their two weeks. Makes everyone question what they themselves are doing.
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Old boss racked up a huge AWS bill then left. Now I get to have the glory of saving the company 50% on cloud cost. 4HL alley oop.
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coworker: “You’re quitting and don’t have another job lined up? You better have a lot of money”. me: “You mean you’ve slaved away for a decade and can’t afford some time off?”.
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I’ve become the kinda guy who just orders right away. No need to study the menu. New place, ask what’s good, else order what worked.
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Taking women on dates should be tax deductible, and a step towards UBI4W.
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@sheengoloid_ @PaulSkallas Okay I got that. Now it’s asking me if I want to round up to the nearest dollar for Chicago Public Schools. It only has a Yes option. Where do I do other?.
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This girl was called crazy. Good case study of the hivemind in the comments.
Putin has big weekend plans in Ukraine: 1) he's going to cut power and heat, knock out Ukrainian navy and air force, kill general staff and hit them with cyber attack; 2) then install pro-Russian president and 3) resort to full-scale military invasion if Ukraine doesn't give in.
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Zoom call soundboard, buttons for:.- Crying baby.- Door bell.- Breaking glass cup.- Pneumonia cough.- Relentless sneezing
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There are no new ideas.
I’m gonna carry a manikin around a subway and call him Wilson.
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Women will literally adapt their whole life around their misbehaved dog rather than train the dog.
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In California you can be hiking a trail and not see a soul for an hour. Turn a corner and someone is wearing a mask.
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We are living in a Great Depression. The majority are just coping with junk food and digital entertainment.
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Sam has the perfect office. - wood floors. - high ceilings. - looks messy, but cleans up in 5m. - natural lighting . - lots of under utilized space.
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Any 300lb human who lives off of grub hub.
what is the largest animal you think you could beat in a fight to the death?.
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WFH only works if you find a social outlet . Sitting in a room all day just isn’t good.
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I don’t know what’s going to happen between now and then, but I’m really bullish on how great America will be in 30 years from now.
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@PaulSkallas When I hear someone drive obnoxiously through a pedestrian area, I feel an urge to find a rock and throw it.
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I hope all Robinhooders learned a tough lesson in diversification today. Need to buy the same stonk on multiple platforms next time.
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@PaulSkallas Their should be a pipeline to take people who age out of corporate and make them teachers.
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@ecyrbedev @evecitizen36339 @deliprao @natfriedman @pkos91 Ah yes, the same thing I tell my manager.
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Another reason college campus beats online classes: The 15 minute walk between subjects.
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My Grandfather passed away last night at 93. He practiced law up until yesterday.
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Dudes will literally spend $3k at the club to attract a city girl rather than have some balls to approach a woman at Target.
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Daily Standup. Coworker: "How was your weekend". **Thinking about all the stuff I shouldn't share.Me: "It was alright, yours?". Coworker: "It was great, just watched Avengers with the kids". Me: "Wow cool".
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Mid 30s guy brought his wife and kids to watch him in BJJ. I had him in side control and as I think about setting up a lapel choke, I look up and make eye contact with his wife. Weird feeling.
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If Vivek Ramaswamy were president, he would fill all important government positions with Indians. I have seen this run its course in Software. There would be no going back. Our hand would be forced. We would have to found a new country.
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@PaulSkallas @strongstate “Imbecile. Some fat tail swung her door on my ride last time. You have to understand the risk.
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I have noticed a common contrast between those who struggle to find software jobs and those that do not. Lying.
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I don’t have a job, a car, or a place. But, I’m of the Software Engineer Caste, so I don’t feel lost.
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@PaulSkallas He’s projecting from the Software domain, where it’s a flex to not care about dress.
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"When you come to the boundaries of what you know, it is time to make some mistakes."
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The primitive urge to share supplement stacks with your tribe, after only 1 day of not dying
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Commercial gyms and BJJ keep many of these types at bay. Not my favorite type of guy to work around.
This is the dude who just set himself on fire outside the Trump courthouse. Seems like a normal and sane dude
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Went to the back and told the line cooks not to cook my burger with propane, so I don’t get autism.
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People with setups like this in the office loved to spend more time talking about their setup than using it. That’s what’s going on there.
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