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Sebastián

@gvtcontractor

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@gvtcontractor
Sebastián
7 months
I just found out I have about $750,000 credit limit between 3 credit card companies. What is stopping me from going to Costco, buying $750,000 worth of gold, putting it in my safe, and telling creditors to f off?
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@gvtcontractor
Sebastián
10 months
$25,000 lot $75,000 4 br/4bath build. The American dream is alive and well, it’s just not in America anymore. 🇨🇴
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@gvtcontractor
Sebastián
3 months
I won a 7 figure government contract this morning in a niche I have no experience in. Cleaning hospitals. 😂 About six months ago I stumbled upon the small business cleaning guys here on Twitter and was absolutely fascinated with their business model. In fact, I reached out
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@gvtcontractor
Sebastián
6 months
@JohnBummit I am never deleting twitter
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Sebastián
2 years
My boy in Alabama married this absolute dime piece when they were 21. I’m talking jaw dropping beautiful. Covid hit and she started posting on Tictok. 1mm followers overnight and divorced my boy to ride C/D list celebrity ding dong in Cali. Some sort of lesson here.
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@gvtcontractor
Sebastián
2 years
My cousin got fired for sucking at his job. Prior workplace is extremely woke. He sends a chat gpt legal demand for 6 months of compensation because he is like 5% Native American and firing him was racist. Company sends him a check for over $50,000.
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@gvtcontractor
Sebastián
6 months
On my flight back to the USA, I sat next to a beautiful, smart, and quite charming Colombian girl. We make plans to hang out (she is staying 1 hour away) and she gives me her Instagram as we are parting ways. I immediately look her up, and my heart sank. Her pictures consist
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@gvtcontractor
Sebastián
14 days
@wsecarlos Many reasons and most are my fault but I can assure you dating younger women has nothing to do with it.
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@gvtcontractor
Sebastián
7 months
@LpWhisperer but google says i can't go to jail bro
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@gvtcontractor
Sebastián
2 years
@quadR1S @TomFitton This comment is hilarious. Where do you think the power comes from that puts electricity inside the battery?
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Sebastián
2 years
@GaryW2023 @disclosetv Not everything is ripe for a conspiracy.
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Sebastián
13 days
@MissMinaSto @wsecarlos Over 30 isn’t even a challenge. They are all so desperate to get married they will date anyone.
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@gvtcontractor
Sebastián
2 years
USA Tinder vs Colombia Tinder.
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@gvtcontractor
Sebastián
1 month
Typical Colombia story. I order a private car from Cartagena to Barranquilla this morning for $72. Driver messages me and asks if I can share the car with 2 other people (to make a little more money) and he will charge me $24. I say sure, no biggie. I ask the other
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@gvtcontractor
Sebastián
3 months
@SueAshmore54567 We love a based grandma
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@gvtcontractor
Sebastián
9 months
@GunloverClub1 .22 is the best caliber and I will never be convinced otherwise. Plentiful ammo. Cheap. And with a surpresor you snipe at 100 yards or more with zero sound.
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@gvtcontractor
Sebastián
7 months
the twitter algo just showed me this post. lol
@SatStackingPleb
~/satstackingpleb 🚌☀️⛏️
7 months
I'm truly considering defaulting on my Credit Cards and refusing to pay the collectors that buy my debt. Can anyone tell me why this is a bad idea?
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@gvtcontractor
Sebastián
7 months
@Lu_gonerogue Oh shit..... bookmarked
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@gvtcontractor
Sebastián
6 months
@AndrewR25833429 Disagree. I date with purpose and intention these days. I've wasted enough of my life chasing notches.
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@gvtcontractor
Sebastián
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@Gracebal0 Literally the same age as the guy you think is the hottest white guy alive on your page. You’re an idiot.
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@gvtcontractor
Sebastián
1 year
@Cleoyourlatina @historyinmemes Lol I love the babe but this is a crazy statement. Competition is 100x higher now.
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@gvtcontractor
Sebastián
3 months
I should admit that it’s a fraction over 1mm. Calling it 7 figures makes me sound like the guy making 100k a year and tells everyone he makes six figures. 😂
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@gvtcontractor
Sebastián
1 year
Uncomfortable truth. Americans who don’t have money are lazy and/or dumb. I am friends with a Guatemalan guy who’s been in the USA 10 years. Was cutting hair in Guatamala before he snuck across the border to work in construction. Learned English and built a business. He
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@gvtcontractor
Sebastián
3 years
@GratefulDen @Breaking911 Serious question. Do you know what democracy is?
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Sebastián
13 days
@allurhia That has certainly been my experience.
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@gvtcontractor
Sebastián
8 months
My boy does this except it’s high paying IT jobs. Has 5 Indian dudes running the show and he checks in daily. Is making over $1,000,000 a year and paying out about $140,000 for the Indian labor. Absolutely insane this exists.
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Immoral income hack: Get a super easy remote job like account manager that pays dumb Americans 3500/m Get a smart VA to adopt your identity and do the work (excellently) for 1200/m Do this 5 times 11.5k/m completely passive
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@gvtcontractor
Sebastián
7 months
Imagine having to work in an office.
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@gvtcontractor
Sebastián
5 months
$110,000 USD for a house on the beach in Colombia. 🤯
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Sebastián
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@gvtcontractor
Sebastián
2 years
@FightHaven When are we going to stop giving the black men a pass for not raising the kids they make?
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@gvtcontractor
Sebastián
9 months
I bought this house (and many more) for $28,000 in 2009 and have sold it 4 times now via owner financing making over $100,000 over that time frame in monthly payments/down payments. Almost every single time, I end up taking the house back due to lack of payments. The value is
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@gvtcontractor
Sebastián
1 year
The 35+ year old women who wasted their youth riding ding dong are big mad at this chick. As a 40 year old, let me share some wisdom with you guys. Every single one of my female friends who took the career path vs family regrets it with all of their being. Most are on
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1 year
No a man is not creepy for wanting a significantly younger woman. He can and should date younger if possible. Older women come with more trauma, damage, and often children.
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@gvtcontractor
Sebastián
8 months
Thousands on flights and hotels just so I could finally capture this view of Machu Picchu, 🇵🇪. A memory I will never forget.
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Sebastián
1 year
It’s hard for my Latino friends to grasp that in USA someone can * Go out to eat frequently * Drive a new car * Have the latest IPhone *Live in a nice house And be completely broke…..
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@gvtcontractor
Sebastián
2 years
I’ll never get over how cheap life is in Colombia 🇨🇴 when you are earning USD I have a little honey hole in the coffee region. Strata 6, 3 Br/2 ba, 100 meters. Rent - $230 a month Utilities- $75 a month Food $250 a month My savings rate living here is north of 95%
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@gvtcontractor
Sebastián
3 months
Toured this penthouse for sale in 🇨🇴 today. $250,000 USD No sunset views but “mountain” and beach views were insane.
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@gvtcontractor
Sebastián
1 year
I’ve had sex with beautiful women. I’ve traveled the world. I’ve tried most drugs. Nothing hits like this. All in, I had $50,000 invested into this proposal and six months of my time. If I lost, it’s out the window. But if I won, easy 7 figures in profit. If you guys want
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@gvtcontractor
Sebastián
1 year
Someone DM me yesterday asking why I haven’t shared any contracts I’ve won lately. Because I haven’t won any. 😂 This year I decided to swing for the fences. Only bidding 2 or 3 contracts this year but BIG ones. $30,000 cost for last proposal. Waiting on an answer. 🤞🏻
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@gvtcontractor
Sebastián
10 months
@mikealfred Ok Mike.
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@gvtcontractor
Sebastián
6 months
@paulsaladinomd Where the Latinas at?
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@gvtcontractor
Sebastián
14 days
@stockxsucks 23 no but 25 no problem
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@gvtcontractor
Sebastián
13 days
@TakedownMRAs Omg. He wants to date in an age bracket that can safely give him kids. What a freak.
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@gvtcontractor
Sebastián
8 months
I don’t think the general populace understands what’s coming in the next 5-10 years. Accounting = RIP Computer programmer = RIP Writers = RIP Lawyers = RIP Graphic Design = RIP The list is miles long.
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@gvtcontractor
Sebastián
2 years
@RedWolfTweetsUS Lmao. Brutal.
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Sebastián
13 days
@TheGoatCapital Why would I imagine? I do it twice a week. It’s amazing.
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@gvtcontractor
Sebastián
10 months
@briancjackson $7.42 a month
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@gvtcontractor
Sebastián
3 months
Regarding my latino vs gringo friendships, one thing I will always be grateful for is how easy it is to plan something with gringos. Hit a gringo with a location and time, they say ok, you see them there. Latinos can ruin an entire day over a simple lunch plan. They will show
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@gvtcontractor
Sebastián
7 months
@DegenCPA22 I mean, it appears you can't go to jail period for CC debt. Ignoring the moral aspects, I see no downsides.
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Sebastián
9 months
It never ceases to amaze me how stupid the average gringo is in Colombia. If a girl speaks English, has exotic travel pictures, is posting IG stories in nice restaurants, has a new iPhone, etc. There is a 90% chance she is riding multiple sausages weekly. The ONLY way to
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@gvtcontractor
Sebastián
1 year
The Latino economy in Alabama is amazing. They have illegal barbers, restaurants, grocery stores etc and they never get in trouble. Sitting at a restaurant now that has not been rated by the health department nor has permits to sell alcohol. I honestly have no idea how they
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@gvtcontractor
Sebastián
2 years
15 years ago I was destroying 🐱 in the Philippines. Almost all the girls I was banging had 4 or 5 gringos sending them money every month. They lied their ass off to these guys to keep the checks coming. I see that same thing happening now in Colombia. Sad, but hilarious.
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Sebastián
1 year
Good morning from the coast of Colombia. This beachfront lot is for sale for $50,000 USD at todays exchange rate. You don’t need millions of dollars to live your dream life.
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Sebastián
13 days
@tluv9017182 Do you know what that word means or do you intentionally use words incorrectly?
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Sebastián
3 months
@MohanadElbalal 😂😂😂😂😂 equally hilarious
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Sebastián
3 months
@Waller7J But pattern recognition is for rich people
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Sebastián
10 months
Real Estate markets are so illiquid right now globally I am considering trying a tactic I have always wanted to test out. Hire a full time assistant and just make hundreds of offers at 50% of the asking price in places I love that meet certain criteria. I would imagine out of
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@gvtcontractor
Sebastián
2 years
One of my favorite things about moving to Latin America was escaping woke white women. Now they are coming down in droves. It makes no sense. Who’s sleeping with these women? How are they integrating with the machismo culture?
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@gvtcontractor
Sebastián
14 days
@anonmwaha All yours broski. 😃
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Sebastián
1 year
I’m staying in small town 🇨🇴 and the quality of food here is just next level. Today I had three separate farmers deliver raw milk, eggs, chicken and beef. My pup, “Gonzalo” is eating like a king tonight (maybe he will share). 😄 This life is not possible in 🇺🇸.
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Sebastián
3 years
@Almogos @paraga Dedicated his life? Give me a break man dude was paid millions upon millions.
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Sebastián
6 months
@RunninTimechain Hummm. I need to ponder this for a bit. Interesting.
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Sebastián
2 years
@realMeetKevin Dude I have never seen a guy do a 180 faster than you. Literally begging for Elons D 4 months ago to trashing him every post.
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Sebastián
7 months
@CorporateHodler This is legit the best tweet I have ever read.
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Sebastián
1 year
@mountainwesttax Some dudes work their whole life for 200k. I don’t blame them.
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Sebastián
2 years
@SkylerHood6 @MKUltraMoney My thoughts are you have an open mind and appear to be digesting long form content and making your own conclusions. I respect the hell out of people like you even if we don’t agree.
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Sebastián
4 months
@collin_ruth89 Because I’ve been sitting for 4 hours. Has nothing to do with wanting to leave the plane before those in front of me.
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Sebastián
3 months
I have no idea why people buy real estate in Cartagena for investment purposes. I’m staying in an apartment that is for sale. It has a value of around $300,000 He is renting it on Airbnb for $100 a night and appears to have an 70% occupancy rate $2,100 gross $200 admin fee
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Sebastián
1 year
In Latin America, entire families will go to the airport to watch their family members leave or arrive. They will hug and cry with the purest emotion. It’s beautiful to witness.
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Sebastián
6 months
Small penis Broke Under 6 foot
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Sebastián
6 months
@guelphgirlchris @VivekGRamaswamy @lwhite2112 Imagine fighting for a man who’s on daughter thinks he’s a child molester. Yikes.
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Sebastián
8 months
If you know what building this is, you are a disgusting sexpat.
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Sebastián
6 months
Nothing will expedite your goals like finding a mentor. When I started my government contracting company, I lost money the first two years. My savings was quickly becoming depleted and I was becoming desperate. The financial stress destroyed my health and relationships. At a
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BowTiedBrazil
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Don't underestimate how much older successful men like to mentor younger guys who have potential and actually act. I cannot tell you how many times I've seen super successful guys (50+ yrs old) who take a son-like liking to a younger guy and help mentor him to success
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@gvtcontractor
Sebastián
2 years
@MyLatinLife He’s taking the money and heading to Medellin to start his online biz. 🔥
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Sebastián
3 years
@Iraqveteran8888 You can’t be serious. We have more guns than people here. Guys in the south literally pray for this to happen. 😂
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@gvtcontractor
Sebastián
9 months
@AJWorldChamp Most share your opinion about it being predatory. I respect it but I don’t view it that way. I am providing a chance for someone who has no other options for home ownership. They are fully aware of what they are getting their self into.
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Sebastián
1 year
I’ve never met a single male in my life that would prefer a 32 year old female over a 22 year old female . Men value youth and beauty. Women value resources, protection and power. Been this way millions of years with no signs of stopping.
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dating apps should let you see other people’s age ranges. i want to know which 30 year old dudes are on the hunt for 22 year olds
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Sebastián
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@ZacKaizen Good luck with what? I already do this. Just haven’t gotten married yet which is the goal.
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Sebastián
1 year
Moving from USA to Colombia, one thing that stood out to me is in Colombia, there are always flies present around fruits and vegetables. In USA, I never see flies interested in the supermarkets. Makes you think….
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My Latin Life 🌴
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I can never go back to supermarket groceries
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Sebastián
6 months
@JamesonCamp You never own it. That’s why it’s priced so cheap. It’s like a 20 year right to use.
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Sebastián
2 years
@thegeniusceo Not my cup of tea but I do appreciate these guys and the data they are providing
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Sebastián
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@AldousH57500603 Had no desire for marriage and kids until about 4 years ago.
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@gvtcontractor
Sebastián
2 years
Only in Colombia will you see a solid 7/8 working at a place like McDonald’s. Beautiful people everywhere.
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Sebastián
3 months
Has anyone stayed at an Airbnb that charges you each time you flush the toilet? I have to imagine that’s the next step in all this.
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@gvtcontractor
Sebastián
3 months
I actually had a date last week with a Colombiana who gets invited all over the world (i saw the DMs) and she says no to all of them. She said she wants to have all of these experiences with her future husband and not just some rich guy who wants to sleep with her. It was
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Btw, men don’t think a woman being well-travelled is an interesting hobby. I don’t know why, but most of the time they don’t really care whereas when a man is well-traveled, it’s very impressive to women.
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11 months
Just a reminder, Latin America is NOT USA. Things can go sideways FAST and you need to keep your head on a swivel. Anyone that tells you differently probably has something to sell. My good friend Savoi is going through things right now in Venezuela I wouldn’t wish on my
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