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@mitchoo_oo
Literally this he just seems flirty at and he’d have charisma with cardboard box
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@monseans
"listening and learning here" girl... aint no crime happened what are you apologizing for 😭
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@afrocialist
they said, as a hook-up app user, you better write me a sonnet and court me for 3 months if you want this bussy to speak
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@HY5TERIES
@kallieknows
@TheBrookeAsh
she said i need that irreconcilable differences aka cheating proof
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@VictoryNewsNet
They really had to bring in a mediocre 4th place replacement... this is the participation trophies olympics now 😭😭
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@placepermanent
@tyler01010101
bruh socialism isn't a personality trait it's an economic system😭😭 his ass better redistribute that wealth else he's not a socialist
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@AnonymousStaffr
@priyakrishna
@JalisaHealth
Not me having to educate a "Dr" on what systemic racism looks like. This is a literal example. You're a big boy, use the Google
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@CMouaDelRey
workplace harassment? do yall literally have a list of buzzwords and punch them off for tweets?? 😭😭
victims??? the try guys are better off than before the scandal they are benefitting from this scandal
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@markghanime
@ask_aubry
if you think 20 words is a novel im surprised you can even make it to the end of this sentence
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@kgroetz
now that was a pretty privilege hire bc the only thing that body guard is stopping is stray hair
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@JazzCochina
@vanillatrapsoul
Y’all falling for this when his 3 other booty calls cancel and he’s getting desperate 🤡🤡
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@DickGabriels
@evie_silver_87
@Samanta_Helou
@BisHilarious
i literally commute this street on the way to uni and have witnessed the gentrification its disgusting neo-colonization
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@Fodebrr
@Elies13700
i swear yt parents get away with ch*ld ab*se every day 😭😭 that child will be traumatized for years
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@fenity
@noahmichelson
Me speaking to my indentured servants when they ask for pay: We are all in this together—let’s not divide and send out different memos to different groups. Stop dividing us.
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@sherinthemodel
Sis went on the website and brought back... a picture. Bring back the link????
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@4thJokicBrother
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@todayyearsoldig
youre being pedantic if you thought he literally meant the entire "flavor" was recalled bc something about the process for creating that "flavor" introduced glass shards into the solution well...
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@VIRTUALMOOON
@hasanthehun
Kinda want to give Hassan the Zuck of his life you catch my drift
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@knowmiun
@Real_ashigaru
@UnderscoredWord
@BunniDaBabi
@tam_k12
That’s awful but this doesn’t support the “historically racist” claims outside of Arabic context…
You need to find a text that support the historically racism association with in Christianity which actually shaped the slave experience in the US???
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@preppapig
@petworthot
It’s what healthy communication looks like it’s not that hard y’all neo-boomers I can’t 😭😭
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@poopAss_
@BigNaturalist
@cornpop4all
@punishedgarage
@Harvard
i love your pfp and wanted to immortalize it on my feed
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@SydneyBattle
The way her bosses are tricking her into thinking she’s tricking them
4D chess
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@MazMHussain
the disproportionate white rage to this yet crickets with the 600k preventable covid deaths *chefs kiss*
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@socialistboomer
@thedigitaIdash_
no baby you, *looks up congressional powers*, pass legislation
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@dippedngold
@kimkimdaya
ya'll would overanalyze a turd if a celebrity posted it onto their stories 😭😭
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@fruityboyintan
yt people when they realize diversity extends beyond the current black and yt binary to include other ethnicities
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@sweetinsanityx3
@preppapig
The thing is everyone is different to some this may seem sterile while to others it’s perfectly acceptable. Personally to me this isn’t sterile however to others it might be. Work with whichever approach is most appropriate for yourself/your friends
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@bullfrog35
@ALotOfOranges
@missjabotinsky
I don’t think reading comprehension is your strong suit, the article clearly delineated why nation states should not be upheld. It’s a perspective and not mutually exclusive to opposing ones
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@knowmiun
@Real_ashigaru
@UnderscoredWord
@BunniDaBabi
@tam_k12
Like does cultural relativism not exist for y’all?
What happens in Papua New Guinea does not influence American culture
It does vice versa bc of American hegemony but to act like a MUSLIM depiction of infidel informed the US treatment of slaves??? In pre dial-up times?
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@jerseyh0mo
The craziest thing is if being gay were socially acceptable when I was 9 I would have been public about my sexuality the second I thought I was gay. These heteros equating questioning your sexuality with wanting to be “a train conductor”. That’s not even remotely comparable
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@th3mb0fication
girl not this level of romance... row meow and juul yet found dead in a ditch
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@b7poo
@hasanthehun
notice how the "this isnt time for politics!! Think about the people!!" arguments comes out as soon as theyre wrecked. Very ben shapiro/righ wing tactic to deflect
As if Hasans entire career isnt political commentary this is political commentary
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@MissEstherin
@bythegoldclock
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@CoombsRiley
in theory its great but you're so exhausted from lack of sleep
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@canapp98
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@notcapnamerica
its their unwashed selves stinking literally and figuratively for me
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