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(CONFIRMED) In an apparent response to recent controversy, MrBeast Burger has removed all menu items referencing former partner Ava Kris Tyson.
Discontinued items include the Chris-Style Beast Burger, Chris's Kiddie Dog, and Chris's Creamin' & Dreamin' Vanilla Shake.
[CONFIRMED] The Subway sandwich chain has officially ended its sponsorship deal with controversial streamer Dr. Disrespect.
An internal memo has instructed franchisees to immediately remove any signage depicting the streamer, and to remove his signature sandwich from all menus.
4th place runner Rebecca Washington is set to replace Sha'Carri Richardson on the U.S. Olympic team.
The Mormon athlete says she hopes to help inspire the nation's children to say "no" to drugs.
@LimitedRunGames
I guess you guys missed the memo about how the cancel culture era is over. You can just ignore the whiners these days.
You've actually just amplified a story nobody else would've ever heard about.
Ben & Jerry's is honoring Kyle Rittenhouse shooting victim Joseph Rosenbaum with a new limited edition flavor.
All profits from the sales of 'Rosenbaum's Heroic Hazelnut' will be donated to
#BlackLivesMatter
and other protest organizations.
Kenosha shooter Kyle Rittenhouse is celebrating his recent court victory with the launch of his own Twitch gaming channel.
"I'm just excited to put this case behind me and get back to gaming" said Rittenhouse. "I'll be playing a lot of Call of Duty, and maybe some Fortnite."
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YouTuber
@EricDJuly
devoted his most recent video to attacking the queer comic creator
@JosephGlass
, falsely claiming that his "woke" comics can't sell in the current marketplace.
The reality is that Mr. Glass's last Kickstarter campaign raised over $41,000 USD.
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Reactions are mixed to the news that Kick will be broadcasting the public execution of internet pundit Ian Miles Cheong this Friday.
Kick president Ed Craven says he is working with the Malaysian authorities to ensure the stream goes smoothly.
Both of these men were accused of domestic abuse and lost their careers because of it.
One of them is vehemently defended by the online community, the other is automatically assumed guilty and is the subject of constant ridicule.
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Despite admitting to sending inappropriate sexual messages to minors, Dr. Disrespect has now returned to the YouTube platform.
To herald his return, the disgraced game streamer has kicked off an all-day marathon of Minecraft.
LRG respects all personal opinions, however we remain committed to supporting an inclusive culture. Upon investigating a situation, an employee was terminated. Our goal as a company is to continue to foster a positive and safe environment for everyone.
(BREAKING) Following her recent transition, legendary boxer King Hippo has been cleared to compete in the Women's Boxing event at the Olympic Games.
Olympic officials say they hope Miss Hippo's inclusion will serve as an inspiration to female athletes around the globe.
🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨
Hollywood Prop Designer Sam Hyde (pictured below) has been charged with manslaughter after mistakenly providing actor Alec Baldwin with a real loaded firearm instead of a prop gun.
This incident led to the shooting death of Cinematographer Halyna Hutchins.
Notice how "non-woke" is the only selling point.
Nothing to do with quality of the story or art. Just how the book fits into this ridiculous culture war.
@__RiseAgain__
Did you ever watch the Addams films? In one of them she rants about the destruction of the Native Americans and has a bunch of kids dressed as tribesmen attack the kids dressed as pilgrims.
[CONFIRMED] Leaked messages show that Twitch is using an experimental A.I. chatbot to catch potential sexual predators using their platform.
Chatlogs show that streaming personality Dr. Disrespect was terminated after engaging in inappropriate communications with the bot.
Disney recently announced that Robert Downey Jr. will be returning to the Marvel Cinematic Universe as legendary Fantastic Four villain Dr. Doom.
However, a new interview with director Joe Russo has revealed that the studio originally had far different plans...
This is wild. The police pressured a venue to shut down a right-wing comedy show?
That's a clear violation of free speech. The government has no business shutting you down just because protesters exist.
This a clear admission of Government shutdown of our 1st Amendment right to assemble and speak.
They’re practically bragging about shaking down the venue owners.
We’ve done 7 shows across America, and there hasn’t been a single instance of violence.
The man whose entire channel is about how bad and woke Hollywood movies and TV shows are, admits he hasn't watched a single movie or TV show since July 2021
This is one of the most embarrassing clips I've ever seen.
How are you going to say modern filmmaking needs to take more cues from Japan, then list Old Boy (Korea, 2003) and Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (China, 2000)? 🤣🤣🤣
Director Jonathan Murray Chu says he now understands the importance of portraying the Afro-Latinx community accurately, and hopes that audiences will be receptive to his new, more racially sensitive cut of the film
This guy really drove me nuts. Cried all the time, peed on my stuff, woke me up at the worst hours.
Still gonna miss him though. Hope you're out there safe somewhere, little buddy.
@EricDJuly
@JosephGlass
To be clear, the specific premise of Eric's video was that Glass must be broke because he tweeted that he's trying to sell comics to clear out a storage unit.
What an idiot.
🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨
Lil Tay has safely arrived home, and her kidnapper has been taken into custody.
However, authorities are asking Wisconsin residents to keep an eye out for two accomplices that may have assisted her kidnapper, and are still on the loose.
GRAPHIC: Olympic Medalist Kim Glass was BRUTALLY ATTACKED by a homeless man in Los Angeles, CA after having lunch with friends. She says the homeless man had some sort of metal pipe.
Random acts of violence are rampant with the increasing homeless community, and soft-on-crime DA
Malaysian pundit Ian Miles Cheong (
@Stillgray
) has been found guilty of traitorous sedition for the act of interfering with the politics of a foreign state.
His execution is expected to be carried out before the end of the week.
@EricDJuly
Just last week, Eric used his massive platform to attack an indie comics creator and falsely claim the man wasn't capable of selling books.
This man is a professional liar and a grifter.
YouTuber
@EricDJuly
devoted his most recent video to attacking the queer comic creator
@JosephGlass
, falsely claiming that his "woke" comics can't sell in the current marketplace.
The reality is that Mr. Glass's last Kickstarter campaign raised over $41,000 USD.
🤷♂️
You know, after someone accuses the Jewish people of being evil puppetmasters in charge of world finances, probably the stupidest thing you can do is immediately try to prove them right by closing their bank account.
Earlier today I learned that
@kanyewest
was officially kicked out of JP Morgan Chase bank. I was told there was no official reason given, but they sent this letter as well to confirm that he has until late November to find another place for the Yeezy empire to bank.