Col. Bat Guano🇺🇸🇺🇦
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Proud son of WWII Vet SICK of Trump/Trumpism & GOP whiners. BLOCKED by Rudy, Bongo & Kari "I'm here to piss off Trumpies and chew gum. And I'm all outta gum."
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He's under a ton of stress... he eats like a stoned college freshman... he hasn't exercised in years and snorts crushed Adderall to the point his bowels aren't functional. Mother Nature, WHAT is taking you so long?
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Hey everybody, a Federal Judge nominated by Donald Trump just BLOCKED the limit on credit card interest rates that was to go into effect next week. Join me in thanking the totally OWNED
@GOP
and
@realDonaldTrump
! Enjoy your higher payments and remember this on Nov 5! 😡😡😡
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@GOPChairwoman
You DO know that Biden lived in Delaware, right? And he's going HOME for the weekend - 40 mins from the WH, not a 3 hour plane ride to his own golf resort at $3M per trip. Right? You KNOW all this, just aren't saying it. RIGHT, RONNA???
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@ThisIsKyleR
@elonmusk
The truth is on video, son - you shot three people in a neighborhood that had no connection to you. Why were you there with an AR-15?
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@ChuckGrassley
Maybe George W. Bush (R) shouldn't have privatized Sallie Mae, turning it into a For Profit entity with high interest rates. When I went to college, student loan interest rates were 1-2%.
Republicans destroy everything they touch.
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@TomCottonAR
By that measure, Tom, George W. Bush needs to explain why he took a fair and functional student loan system, Sallie Mae and PRIVATIZED it so interest rates went from 1 or 2% up to credit card rates.
Brought to you by the party that also started Taxing Social Security payments!
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@tobymorton
@DeathMetalV
Please do mention how Abbott was crippled by a falling tree, sued the Landscaping co and homeowner, got a hefty monthly payout FOR LIFE, then instituted tort reform so anyone suffering a similar injury gets forced arbitration. Talk about pulling the ladder up after you...
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@KarenEDeering
@Beachbumjules
@donwinslow
We can't sleep - we are literally one election away from fascism. We MUST gain more House and Senate seats and keep the WH. Trump has shown us what will happen if we don't...
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@GOPChairwoman
Let's see... Bill Clinton cleaned up the mess Reagan/Bush Sr. left us. He balanced the budget and left office w a SURPLUS - W tanked the economy and added almost $6T to Nat Debt. Obama cut debt in Half then Trump added over $7T to Nat Debt.
You were saying?
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Dear
@TheJusticeDept
what good is a lawsuit against Apple if we are living in a grim Christo-fascist state?
Go after Trump, Guiliani, Meadows, Brooks, Jordan, etc. ALL who participated in Jan 6, fake electors, etc. And don't forget those 11,000 STOLEN WH documents!
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@Jim_Jordan
I paid mine off - the interest rate was 1% or 2%. George W. Bush (R) privatized Sallie Mae so it's "for profit" and crippling people for decades. That's the Republican way, right?
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@SenJoniErnst
Gas prices are high AROUND THE WORLD, Joni. Maybe put in a call to Mar a Lardo and ask Trump why he told MBS to reduce oil output because low prices were hurting Russia's oil market.
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@GOP
"Apprehended." That means "Caught" as in STOPPED. Meanwhile, the head of your party stole top secret documents concerning our nuclear weapons. And he wants them back!
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@donwinslow
Sir, you should look into WHY Rep Lauren Boebert was tweeting that Speaker Pelosi had left the chambers. Was she involved in the coup? Please use your resources to find out. She should be removed if involved.
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@Sadie_NC
Oh,I dunno - Dr. Jill Biden has done a pretty good job this year... hopefully next year she'll fix the Rose Garden Melania ruined...
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@herotimeszero
NO election was under the microscope more than 2020: it was recounted, machine-counted, hand- counted and litigated over 60X. Trump lost EVERY time. In fact, the 2nd or 3rd AZ recount found 300 MORE votes for Biden. Wish the
@TheDemocrats
had fought this hard in 2000 and 2016!
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@LeaderMcConnell
What would you call blocking GARLAND for 293 days but "Scorched Earth". Or reversing your own position on confirmation before an election and jamming Barrett through 8 days out? Where was the "comity" there? You are in NO position to threaten us on ANYTHING.
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F*ck you
@comey
, you sanctimonious pr*ck. We'd be heading into Hillary's 2nd Term with no Kavanaugh, No ACB and No Gorsuch on the Extreme Court if you hadn't decided to torpedo her campaign 11 days from the election. YOU are responsible for Trump, douchebag!
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@ThisIsKyleR
You're still a double-murderer, kid. That will follow you around the rest of your life.
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Ponder this:
Gary Hart's presidential bid ended with a photo.
Howard Dean's ended with a weird yodel.
Al Franken's career was torched by an old, stupid photo.
WHY wasn't this the end of Trump? Why didn't our nightmare end right here?
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@AndreaY69881798
Well, what was Daddy doing on Jan 6th? Doesn't it bother you that the man who SENT your husband to the Capitol is playing golf and eating steaks? You should stop watching FOX and reject the GOP. They LIED to you. They USED you.
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@TheLeoTerrell
Leo, you have Fox "News", OANN, Newsmax, Breitbart, Wash Examiner, NY Post, WSJ, Daily Caller, Heritage Foundation, Turning Point USA, Federalist Society (which has put SIX judges on the Supreme Court), Regenery Books, GETR, Truth Social... HOW are you being "silenced?"
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@mgcanmore
@GavinNewsom
Lifelong Dem here. LA is going to the dawgs - tents and refuse everywhere. My Citizen app pings with shots fired and assault alerts and NextDoor is full of videos of tweakers peering thru windows at 3AM or rifling thru cars. And Newsom is releasing thousands of criminals? Yikes!
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@RBReich
Had Trump been a DEM, he'd have been impeached and removed within a year. Guaranteed. GOP hypocrisy knows NO bounds. Need more proof? They're claiming they "had to" limit covid payments to $600 out of concern for the National Debt. Unbelievable!
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@ACTBrigitte
Oh, that is hysterical and so very cynical. Walker can barely put a sentence together. The LAST thing he should be doing is running for office. We had a smart, proud, charismatic black man in the White House and the GOP treated him shamefully for 8 years. The GOP is racist!
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@JBThinkin
Where is
@WhiteHouse
here - two people are DEAD and there is a real possibility that event was staged. Has there even been a serious inquiry? Trump's ear was magically unscathed by a bullet fired from an AR-15? We never heard from his ER doctor, no medical report issued?
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@jimsciutto
When President Biden gasses and has police beat a group of U.S. citizens and journalists to take a photo holding a bible upside down, THEN get outraged.
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@JubinvilleTim
@Elizabe08696613
@kyrstensinema
I am a one-term senator who will soon become a lobbyist for Novartis.
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Hey
@Potus
, Donald Trump is reportedly going to Argentina to "meet" their new president. This is a flagrant violation of our laws as he has no legit authority. He is playing President and undermining you. Arrest him NOW
@TheJusticeDept
!
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@seanspicer
@NBCNews
@MeetThePress
@chucktodd
@RepDanCrenshaw
Wait, don't you all do the same thing with Joe Biden - who had a 40+ year career in Washington, was VP for 8 years and now president? Didn't a GOP-affiliated Pac viciously SMEAR John Kerry, who also served in Vietnam? Why was THAT ok?
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@GOPLeader
@HouseGOP
No, Kevin, the GOP "won" the narrowest possible victory because of extreme partisan gerrymandering, slashing the amount of polling places/drop boxes and redistricting affected by Trump's tinkering with the 2020 Census. America knows what you do.
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Hey
@SenSchumer
, glad you are FINALLY "considering" a work around Tuberville. You are "Majority Leader", you should've done this after 2 weeks of his BS - AND dock his pay. Ya think McConnell would've allowed this from a senator for 8 months? Not. A. Chance. Grow a pair, sir.
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@TimRunsHisMouth
Aaaand that creates a BIGGER question - where are the missing files? Jesus effing Christ, how can you not be worried about this? Did Trump monetize them? Move them somewhere else? WHERE ARE THEY?
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@annvandersteel
"Democrat gulag?" They're "suffering?" Tell that to this Capital Police Officer who was partially BLINDED by an enraged Trumper on Jan 6 -
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@igorbobic
@JakeSherman
We are doing this to ourselves, folks. We NEED common sense gun control. 323M people, over 400M guns. WHY?
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@SirBylHolte
If you think you'd be treated better under Donald Trump and friends, you ain't been paying attention. Read their views on the LGBTQ community.
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@atensnut
That's not true at ALL, Juanita! Trump woke up early, but spent HOURS in the residence watching Fox. He'd roll into the Oval around noon. Take out time for lunch, "executive time" (aka more Fox watching) and ending his day at 5 and at best, America got 3 hours of work per day.
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@GOPChairwoman
Good time to remind u that DJT got up at 5AM, spent hours tweeting and watching Fox, then rolled into the Oval around Noon. Then lunch, "executive time" and out by five. Fridays it was boarding AF 1 for another $3M roundtrip to Mar a Lago for golf.
Um, you were saying?
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@SenJohnKennedy
So that means you gave Donald Trump a stern lecture about declaring bankruptcy SIX times?
And Marjorie Taylor Green for getting a $180K PPP loan forgiveness?
And your colleague Chuck Grassley from accepting $1.6M in farm subsidies?
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@TomCottonAR
Well, it seems every Republican "Patriot" can afford a tricked-out $80,000 pickup truck...
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With all due respect
@Potus
, we didn't work hard to get you elected for your chosen AG to sit on his hands so we are right back where we were in 2020! We EXPECTED the people who tried to overthrow the election to be prosecuted as any of US would be! Garland is a DISGRACE, sir!
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@2clarityin30
In contrast, I had severe abdominal pain several ys ago that sent me to my local Cali ER. I was there for 3 hrs, no surgery, one CT scan and the bill was $10,000. Didn't include the 4 mins a contract doctor spent with me - that was another $1,600. I was stuck with $4K to pay.
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You want common sense gun control? Here's how we get it - Dems pick up 5 or 6 Senate seats and hold the House. THEN we get gun control.
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@RepTroyNehls
Bill Gates donated $20 Billion to his foundation which has fought disease and poverty for over 20 years. Musk promised $6B for world hunger and NEVER delivered it.
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@Jim_Jordan
No, Jim - that's a LIE. Governor Mike DeWine (R) hasn't ASKED for Federal help - he has to ASK for it, it doesn't just show up.
@Potus
has already told him he'll get "anything he needs." Let's be clear: you're a LIAR.
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@wcbuecker
@emma_rn92em
Carter is 96 and has spent 40 ys. helping others.
Clinton WAS impeached and has been out of office 20 ys.
Obama was scrupulously careful and clean.
BRING IT! Imagine the optics of dragging a frail 96-year old man into the Senate. It'll be another Jan 6 for the GOP.
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Hey
@Comey
, here we are again 8 years after you torpedoed Hillary 11 days from the election. Democracy is hanging by a thread. Trump has TORN America apart with worse to come w Project 2025. Hope you're happy, you 7-foot sanctimonious pr*ck!🖕
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I just called Jan 6 Commission head
@BennieGThompson
's office to urge him to take action against Bannon, Meadows, Scavino and Patel. Issue Arrest Warrants as they would if it were a regular taxpayer. His office no is: (202) 225-5876
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@SueRMichael
@citizensjd
@EvanMcMullin
I think the number of Obama judicial picks McRotten & co blocked was 120. Unreal. And they have the BALLS to whine about "court packing"!!!
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@JimInhofe
Sure Jim, but the GOP doesn't give a damn if that child is shot in a classroom, movie theater or crossing the street. Why? Because you are OWNED by the NRA.
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@AccountableGOP
What an awful, repulsive man - almost killed by gun violence, he could have become a beacon for common sense gun regulation. Instead he doubled down. This is what Selling Your Soul looks like!
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@Jim_Jordan
There IS no story, Jim. Trump's FBI had the laptop for a year. If ANYTHING was on there, you don't think Bill Barr's DOJ would've jumped on it with gusto? C'mon, we're all not as dumb as Trump voters...
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@JodieHMoss
@petrameyerx
@johnpavlovitz
Yes. This all used to be hidden - "Justice is blind", etc., but no more. The fact that Trump almost destroyed our democracy, got people killed (literally), colluded with a hostile foreign power and is free to play at a shadow presidency, shows how broken our system is.
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@rickypphs55
@RexChapman
Here's a white supremacist punching a 95 lb woman in her face. Tell us ALL about antifa, bro...
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@laurenboebert
Hah - she's more of a leader now than you'll EVER be. And her husband didn't expose himself to teenage girls in a bowling alley.
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@CollinRugg
Glad people getting fired amuses you. Those are people with mortgages, rents, bills and kids. More proof of how truly AWFUL conservatives are.
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@davidmweissman
@RepLizCheney
@mattgaetz
I never thought I could like or respect a Cheney, but damn, I do regarding her. She was an American first, republican second. Good for her!
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@TruthJustis4USA
@laurenboebert
They are all in panic mode. Those 15 boxes of classified material Trump has been hanging onto for 18 months, ignoring repeated requests to return them, is the LAST STRAW. And they know it.
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@maurykaplan
@wvjoe911
He has NO idea the legal trouble he's in. Gonna hit him like a ton of bricks.
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@GOPChairwoman
He LIVES in Delaware.
He went HOME for the weekend.
He does this EVERY weekend and you always call it a "vacation."
He WORKS from there.
How about Trump flying to Mar a Lardo for 300 days, costing us $140M?
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@SIfill_
And this - no ties or jackets and a sh*tkicker camo cowboy hat. All OK bc they're reThugs...
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@thehill
Sure. But first look at WHY Qatar bailed Jared out on 666 Fifth Ave right before a $1.4 billion loan payment was due? Right
@LindseyGrahamSC
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@purgetraitors
Sorry, hands down, it's this stinking pile of Alabama feces, the product of generations of careful inbreeding.
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@swd2
So many very angry people out there - in stores, on the roads, in parking lots, sitting behind you in a theater... was it Covid, Trump or something else? There is a noticeable lack of civility in 'Murica these days...
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@Jim_Jordan
You DO realize that it was Donald Trump who removed Obama's law mandating special breaking for trains carrying dangerous chemicals.
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@Victorshi2020
@VeronicaJuliaC
We need the VOTES to fix this stuff - we MUST pick up more seats in House and Senate. If Dems had the WH and a LARGE majority in both chambers of Congress there is NOTHING we couldn't fix. Make it happen, America!
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@senatemajldr
NO, sir. The "ultimate blame" lies with the people who fomented it - President Trump, Rudy Guiliani, etc. You can remove Trump immediately and have Rudy arrested. You have VIDEO evidence of them stirring that crowd up.
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@batsoncarla
@CarolynMeade12
@GOP
@realDonaldTrump
I got a letter from ExxonMobil and Shell that their rate is going up to 34% on their gas cards. When I asked WHY they said I needed to "call to discuss."
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@StilettoKitten
I'm starting to think that maybe this started out as a bat virus, but after a spin in a Wuhan Lab, it was released deliberately or accidentally.
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@mmpadellan
Am starting to think even if there WERE tapes, it wouldn't matter. Trump is Teflon - the "Grab her by the..." tape did nothing. The fact that he lied about US casualties in the Iran attack, the Wall, paying off a pornstar and getting caught - all would have SUNK anyone else.
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@WhitlockJason
Well, the Russians are accusing Whelan of espionage and outright refused to include him. They ultimately said it's Griner or nobody goes home. Biden did the right thing. They are using Whelan as a political bargaining chip.
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@juliettekayyem
The best Super Bowl ad I saw (and remember) was for a financial services company that had a dancing chimp, no vo, no text and ended with "Well, we just blew $1 million, what are you doing with your money?"
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Still standing by your choice of AG
@POTUS
? Did you notice that the Supreme Court had NO problem fast-tracking Bush v Gore but punted Jack Smith's case back to a lower court. Still think we're in a "bipartisan" era? "Our friends on the other side?" They are outflanking you, sir
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@stillgray
This is CA today - chock full of deranged homeless that can and DO go off at any moment. Plus CA's gov releasing over 70,000 inmates INCLUDING violent felons added fuel to the fire. We need a national mental health network and protective detention for the dangerously ill!
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Hey
@TheJusticeDept
why didn't you slam Steve Bannon with a gag order or pre-trial detention? He is spreading lies and toxic division every day on his podcasts. Why the double standard?
I witnessed the 11th circuit court deny my daughter bail, issue a gag order, deny her witnesses & subpoenas to defend herself. For a single charge, a single document. Now I witness absolutely no restrictions on a man charged with 37 counts whose only goal is to destroy America.
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@johnrich
Really? Because HER daughter didn't get 40+ Chinese patents in record time. That was Donald Trump! Fun Fact: He also has a "secret" Chinese bank account. :)
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@B52Malmet
Why do they call him "President Trump" when that is now PAST TENSE? It's "FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP", FFS
@FoxNews
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@theblaze
Melting down? It's hysterical. Kayleigh was shrill, uninformed and mean. Psaki could out-brief her ANY day. She was/is brilliant!
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@gtconway3d
The only cure is to vote them all out. Let a new generation of republicans - ones who are sane and don't want to "burn it all down" - come up and earn a seat at the table.
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Hey
@POTUS
@VP
@WhiteHouse
if we bust ass to get you reelected, we DEMAND you fix some things - FIRE MERRICK GARLAND, go after ALL the Jan 6 enablers in Congress. They are traitors! You have Doug Jones or Sally Yates for AG. A Subway hoagie would be a better AG than Garland!
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@RandPaul
Self-certified Opthamologist from East Bumhole, KY says WHAT about acclaimed public health official who graduated top of his class from Cornell Med School?
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@DonaldJTrumpJr
Hey, Jr., it's called "GLOBAL inflation." That means prices are up worldwide. If you have a solution to pandemic shortages and the law of supply and demand, now's your time to shine, kid...
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@shannonrwatts
@MomsDemand
This is a preview of how it will be NATIONWIDE if we let Trump "win." He. Must. Be. Stopped.
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@ACTBrigitte
You're right - he'd wheel in 200 cheeseburgers and a bucket of fries for a state dinner - what a national embarrassment!
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Instead of meekly resending it, you should have people from
@TheJusticeDept
on their way to Mar to explain to Trump that he is NOT president and has NO standing to "introduce" ANYTHING. Stop being WIMPS, for f*ck's sake or you're going to LOSE! GLOVES OFF, NOW!
Mike Johnson says he and Trump are introducing a bill to ban non-citizens from voting when non-citizens already can't vote in federal elections
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@MollyJongFast
Really? I don't want a Trump anywhere NEAR an elected office. Vanky has convinced herself she's presidential material and there are plenty of right wing rubes who would vote for her - if for no other reason than they know it would horrify most of us thinking folk. NO!
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@TimRunsHisMouth
Well, you ain't fixing it by buying an $80,000 fully-loaded Pickup truck. P.S. Gas prices are coming back down and U.S. oil exports are UP under Biden.
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@laurenboebert
Please show us PROOF about that, Bobo. Proof that he is knowingly releasing infected immigrants into the country - as opposed to Trump knowingly holding super-spreader events throughout the last year of his presidency.
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@patriottakes
In actuality, 2020 was the most secure election we've had. Only a HANDFUL of voting fraud was found - all on the GOP side.
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@GOPLeader
Oh, HA HA HA, somebody doesn't want their activities on Jan 6th to come out. WE WILL KNOW EVERYTHING, KEV!
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