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Followed by @MarkHamill, @JohnCena @mmpadellan, @theliamnissan, @LakotaMan1, @NancySinatra @joncoopertweets... Blocked by @KariLake. Unblocked by Metamucil.
Joined July 2019
@theliamnissan I think everyone who's hated Trump before, like Tucker, Vance, Graham, Shapiro, basically everyone - they still hate his guts, but they realized he controls a vast army of dimwits, and they're like, "Hey, we also want to control dimwits!" So they joined fat Satan.
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What do they have that Trump never ever will?
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BREAKING NEWS: We're getting reports of a fourth and fifth Trump assassination attempt after two kids in Miami were busted with water guns only ten miles from a woman who once dated a guy who knew Trump's cousin's barber.
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What do Kamala and Doug have that Melania and Donald never will?
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MAGA is cheering that Trump closed the border with one phone call. So I will say this as slowly as I can. Trump. lied. to. you. Mexico is not closing the border just like it didn't pay for the wall. Mexico is laughing at Trump, like everyone else. MAGA, I got bad news
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MAGA says they will now boycott Taylor Swift. Their boycott will lead to one empty seat in a 90,000-seat stadium. The seat will be scooped up by a fan in 0.01 seconds. End of boycott. If they want to have an effective boycott, they should boycott Kool-Aid, Russia, and that old
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First Hunter. Now Kamala's daughter. When you don't have the balls to fight fair, you go after the kids. And then they wonder why they get crushed in elections. Americans hate when you target the kids.
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They just had to go there. Ok. Yes, Donald Trump has 5 children and 10 grandchildren. He also 3 wives, 48 mistresses, 691 hookers, 88 criminal charges, 1 sexual assault conviction, 4059 lawsuits, 1 insurrection, 1 mishandled pandemic, 1 election lost, 2 popular vote losses, 3
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If a child was taught politics by Lauren Boebert, music by Kid Rock, acting by Kevin Sorbo, sociology by Kanye West, and geography by Sarah Palin, that child would grow up to be Kari Lake.
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BREAKING: After Trump is fined in NYC, Kid Rock & Jason Aldean cancel their concert in NYC. UPDATE: 81 other cities issue statements, "While we did not fine Trump, we have said bad things about him, and are ready to accept punishment from Kid Rock and Jason Aldean. Please.".
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Just so you know. Trump has been convicted by a jury of his peers on 34 counts of business fraud. It is a felony. Therefore, he is a convicted felon. See how simple it is when you know how to read and think.
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MAGA, don't cry about Taylor Swift. Both sides have awesome people. Just look at the list:. Taylor Swift. Kid Rock. Mark Hamill. Kevin Sorbo. Clooney. Chachi. Rob De Niro. Rob Schneider. Barbie. Roseanne Barr. Stephen King. Etch A Sketch. Ruth Ginsburg. .
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Biden's voice will get better. Trump's stupidity won't.
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Two kindergartens were gravely wounded and not a peep from MAGA, Christians, the pro-life crowd, or our President-elect. Nothing. Silence. Because the shooter wasn't an immigrant. He wasn't a minority. He wasn't gay. He wasn't trans. He was a white American male. As usual.
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I can't believe how many people showed up for Trump's inauguration- oh wait, that the people who despise him. Ok, that makes sense. #ProudBlue #DemsUnited #DemVoice1
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"Did Biden" at #StateOfTheUnion is trending. Ok. -Did Biden sweat like a pig in heat? Nope. -Did Biden speak in third person? No. -Did Biden say he'll stop Obama from starting WWII? No. -Did Biden promise to save you from Windmills? No Sir. -Did Biden try to sell you a pair of.
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MAGA: That's our president!!
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FBI just seized the largest cache of homemade explosives in its history. So who is this would be domestic terrorist?. Mexican? Nope. Drag queen? Negative. Illegal immigrant? Wrong again. Trans? No.DEI? Of course not. White male? Ding ding ding! . How do we deport the white guys?
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Joe Biden has been the US President for almost 3 years. Joe Biden has been a vice president for 8 years. Joe Biden has been in politics for 51 years. And during all that time, during all the digging, searching, rummaging, subpoenaing, using the best minds in the GOP who
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Village People with their newest member - The village idiot.
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I like presidents who don't need immunity.
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Let's check in with this week's episode of "Everything Trump Touches Dies." . --Mike Lindell: Broke. Alone. Screaming at the moon. --Jenna Ellis: Indicted. Despises Trump. --Rudy Giuliani: Sued by 80% of the world's population. Disciplinary panel calls for his disbarment.
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Why did Donald Trump get a star? What does he excel in?
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Donny, why so serious? . No more grab 'em by the p*ssy jokes?.No more mocking a disabled reporter?.No more calling women fat and ugly?.No more making fun of soldiers?.No more clever nicknames for people?. Sucks to be on the receiving end, don't it? Especially when it's the effin
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Dear Independents,. If you were undecided yesterday, then today changed everything. The difference between Biden and Trump has now been crystalized. Biden has been POTUS for almost 4 years. Vice president for 8 years. And in politics for 52 years. And during all that time, the
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@mtgreenee We don't want you fired because you don't lift enough. We want you fired because you don't think enough. Because you don't understand enough. Because you don't know enough. Because you don't care enough.
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To those still thinking the election was stolen:. Trump hired two firms to investigate the election. They had one job to do. Find fraud. Now imagine if they found massive fraud. They singlehandedly wouldβve saved Trump and the GOP. They would be swimming in fame, power, and
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Imagine if a man walked into a funeral of a child. Went up to the inconsolable parents and said, "Nope. Your child isn't dead. You're lying.". And then an entire political party cheers for him. And the leader of that party gifts him a truck. When that political party gets
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After talking with Donald Trump, Canada and Mexico have posted their response:
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Dear Election Deniers,. Again, youβre flooding the internet with nonsense. And the rest of us are running out of patience. 70% of Americans donβt think the election was rigged. Our voices count more than yours. Not because weβre the majority. But because we gave you due process.
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Just so Iβm clear. The guy who was sued at 27 for racial discrimination, then sued his entire life, the guy who was hated by every reporter, interviewer, and biographer, the guy who was hated by his spouses for cheating, hated by his contractors for not paying, hated by his.
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No probation officer.
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The Lady knows what she speaks of. .
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To: Donald John Trump, Texas GOP, and the MAGA cult. From: America. When SCOTUS overturned Roe v Wade, we were furious. It was an outrageous ruling. But guess what? We didn't defy the ruling. We didn't stomp our little feet. And we sure as F didn't scream, Civil War!. Know why?.
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GOP is screaming SHUT IT DOWN! Shut down the government until we get the $33 trillion debt under control!. So there's this dude named Donald Trump who added $7.8 trillion to the deficit. The third largest deficit increase by any president. Shouldn't we be screaming SHUT TRUMP.
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In a shocking turn of events, Kohl's has pulled out of the GOP National Convention. MAGA is furious and will give it the Bud Light treatment. Which means there will not be any MAGAs in Target AND Kohl's. All we can say is, F YEAH!!!
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After saying that he saw tents at airports, Trump continued, "I also saw a few trailers. People just living in trailers at the airport. There was a family building a condo. A high rise condo. Imagine that. Now keep in mind, I had to imagine all of it since I've never been to an.
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I fly often. Iβve never seen a tent. Heβs not well.
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Let me get this straight. The guy who made fun of a reporter with disabilities. The guy who made fun of John McCain for getting captured and tortured. The guy who calls his opponents' wives fat pigs. The guy who calls soldiers suckers. The guy who ruthlessly attacks people's
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Lauren Boebert is discussed as possible speaker of the house. They're still finalizing which house. Outhouse, whorehouse, or Waffle House.
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Tomorrow night, or Wednesday morning, Kamala Harris is declared the 47th President of the United States. What is the first thing you do?
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Mr. 6'2'' IQ 187 makes a valid point. Dems have Taylor Swift, while the Right has Lauren Boebert. His point is that they are equal. And he's right. Yes, maybe Boebert is not as talented as Swift. And maybe not as smart. Or as popular. Or as loved. Or as successful. Or as cool.
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Easy, little buddy. No one is the putting the President is jail. We're putting you in jail.
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This is painful to watch. There hasn't been this kind of fear and obedience since Caligula. This is a warning to America. If Trump is elected, he will force America to its knees the way he forced Mike Johnson to his knees. His only goal is to break this proud nation and turn it.
Watch Mike Johnson try to walk in front of Trump and Trump tells him to get behind him. Then Mike goes to touch Trump and thinks better of it. This is a party with one autocratic strongman that everyone fears.
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Joe Biden has been POTUS for almost 4 years. Joe Biden has been the Vice President for 8 years. Joe Biden has been in politics for 52 years. And during all that time, during all the digging, searching, rummaging, subpoenaing, using the best minds in the GOP who
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Congratulations to Kari Lake. She's just starting out at losing. I see a bright future ahead of her. #TrumpAnnouncement #MAGAGA .#TrumpAnnouncement #TrumpIsALaughingStock .#Trump2024 Mar-a-Lago Make America Great Again
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Dear Election Deniers,. Letβs take you back to 2020. Who was the first human to utter the words, βThis election is rigged.β. Was it a person counting the votes? Nope. Was it a federal election monitor from either party? Negative. Was it an Attorney General from any US state?.
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What do we know about all the shooters?. 100% of them are white. 100% of them are male. 100% of them had assault rifles. 100% of them are not Haitians. 100% of them are not immigrants. 100% of them are Republicans.
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So when the Republican front-runner goes off script and talks from the heart, what do you think he talks about?. -The people? Nope. -Economy? Negative. -Education? Come on. -Healthcare? Get a grip. -Trade policy? Ahhhh, no. Donald Trump talks about what really matters to.
Slurring his words, Trump starts riffing about how he would rather be electrocuted to death than be eaten by a shark.
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Trump's rally today. What do you notice?
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That's the third non-immigrant found in three days with homemade explosives. I thought all the criminals are coming from Mexico via Greenland through the Panama Canal. Turns out the assholes are all domestic. Who knew?
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@ksorbs Trump was involved in 4,095 lawsuits before the presidency. Because he's such a sweetheart? Or because he's been a ruthless crook his entire life? . Look at this Barbra Walters interview from 1990. All the issues people had with him then, are exactly the same issues people have.
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Joe Rogan endorses Trump. Big whoop. That's like syphilis endorsing chlamydia.
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For those keeping score:. JOE BIDEN IS:.Rebuilding America. Not tweeting at 3 am. Standing up to Russia. Strengthening our unions. Fighting for women's rights. Fighting for the middle class. Doing his job of creating jobs. TRUMP SPENDS HIS TIME ON:.Fighting the maritime speed.
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Let me see if I got this straight. Mr. Donald Trump, the brave protector of the border, the tireless builder of walls, the leading MAGA voice for throwing out all "illegals". had dozens of "illegals" working for him the whole time??. So, Donald claimed that he's one thing but.
Undocumented workers show their Trump uniforms from various Trump golf courses. All of them illegal. All employed by Trump owned establishments. Letβs end the hypocrisy of the Republican Party at last!. It did not begin with Trump, and only we can end it. VoteBlue.#ProudBlue
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@harris_wins In shocking news, the man who was chased by a mob and nearly lynched, will not be voting for the man who set the mob on him.
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President Carter will always be one of a kind. I wish Jimmy Carter had a chance to teach Marjorie, Boebert, and Mike Johnson. This is how you do Jesus.
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BREAKING: After Mark Hamill endorsed President Biden, Trump received the following key endorsements:. Kevin Sorbo.Kid Rock.Syphilis .Locusts.Mustard.
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Translation of Trump's post: "After I cursed out Netanyahu, said the terrorists were smart, and most importantly, the 2020 election was stollen, my people told me it could turn off a lot of people. I said, 'F 'em. Since when do I care about people?' Then I was reminded that
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Nothing to white home about.
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Let's catch up with the America First party. --They want to defund the FBI because it searched Trump's home. --They want to defund the DOJ because it is making Trump accountable for his crimes. --They want to defund DA Alving Bragg because he indicted Trump in NY. --They want.
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CDC recommends that if your car breaks down while leaving Florida, get out of the car and run. #DemVoice1 #ProudBlue
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Dear MAGA,. Trump is furious that he was taken off the Forbes 400 list. And you know whose fault it is? YOURS! You need to double your donations. Skip a few meals if you have to. Don't fix the outhouse. Forget the new porch couch you always wanted. Trump has a dream for this
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@NoLieWithBTC @Acyn Listening to Marge talk about Climate Change, is like finding a cockroach in the kitchen and cornering it until it explains Newton's Third law of Thermodynamics. And then seeing the roach do a better job.
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Paul Gosar is a broken, twisted, and dangerous man. He does not belong in the United States Congress. He belongs in the United States Asylum for the criminally insane. He's calling for violence against our nation's highest military officer, all in the name of Trump and
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To: GOP, MAGA, and Marjorie Taylor Greene. How dare you? . There are roughly 21,000 homicides in America per year. Thatβs 58 per day. Laken Rileyβs murder is a heartbreaking tragedy. The monster who did this must be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Just like.
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@RonFilipkowski When you were 18 people called you an asshole. Sixty years later people still call you an asshole. Weird.
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We now have the full timeline of the #TrumpRally. 6:20pm: Trump starts his speech to around 5k people. 6:21pm: Hundreds leave when they realize this isn't a Bon Jovi concert. 6:45pm: Thousands more escape when they realize they've been hearing this exact speech for 8.
Trump is still speaking in Wildwood but much of the crowd has left. Itβs cold and heβs been speaking 90 minutes. This whole area was full of people when Trump started.
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JUST ANNOUNCED: Jack Smith has subpoenaed the office of the Sergeant at Arms for docs related to J6. Which means the insurrectionists who are still free, might not be for long. That's great news for us and Marge. When Marge gets locked up, she'll be in walking distance to the J6
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Kari Lake ambushed Ruben Gallego, a dem running for Senate in AZ. Ruben was smart and composed. The anti-Kari. At the end of the conversation, Kari says, "I will beat you.". Ruben, if by some miracle Kari beats you, that would mean for the first time in the history of the.
Pretty clear that Lake had it set up to film @RubenGallego to try to get a gotcha moment but all she got was what Democrats give: sane and well thought out policy recommendations .
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Top ten things that will be #TakingDownTrump this year:. 10) Cholesterol. 9) Paranoia. 8) Senility. 7) Fear. 6) Biden. 5) Voices in his head. 4) Indictments. 3) Massive financial penalties. 2) Windmills. And the number one thing that will take Trump down this year. 1).
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A quick guide to Donald Trump and John McCain:. --McCain was captured and imprisoned because he was serving his country. --Trump will be captured and imprisoned because he was serving himself. --McCain was tortured by the enemy because he was American. --America was tortured.
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Trumpers and Speaker Johnson keep modifying their lie about the insurrection. First it was the FBI. Then it was a friendly tour. Now it seems to be both. So let me get this straight. FBI dressed up as MAGA, got tattoos, trained for months, just to peacefully tour the capital and
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GOP unveils its new slogan: SHUT IT DOWN. -FBI? SHUT IT DOWN.-IRS? SHUT IT DOWN.-DOJ? SHUT IT DOWN.-Books? SHUT IT DOWN.-Science? SHUT IT DOWN.-Government? SHUT IT DOWN.-Women's rights? SHUT IT DOWN.-Beer, candy, colors? SHUT IT DOWN.-Fair and honest elections? SHUT IT DOWN.
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I like Presidents who don't need GoFundMe to pay off their fraud addiction.
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BREAKING: Reports are coming in that Donald Trump might be funneling the Hurricane GoFundMe money to himself. IN OTHER SHOCKING NEWS: Water continues to be wet. The sun comes up, then goes down. Sources are claiming that adding 2 plus 2 results in 4.
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Dear MAGA, . There are many types of US Presidents. Some fought in World Wars, some are Rhodes Scholars, some ended slavery, some redefined healthcare, some helped write the constitution. But you are especially lucky. Your President is willing to sell you a piece of the suit he
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Dear Trumpers, . Stop obsessing over "peaceful" videos of the J6 insurrection. There are thousands of pictures of nazis petting their dogs. Does that mean WWII was a lie?. If group A is beating police, smashing windows, looking to lynch the VP, and violently stop the transfer of.
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BREAKING: RNC Chair, Trump and MAGA Managment had a secret meeting last night. All had the same question: "We have stars in every category, so how did we lose?!" . We don't know either. Especially with the following team:. -Election guru: Mike Lindell. -Legal scholar: Rudy.
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Hunter Biden has just been indicted on 3 counts of federal gun charges. Here's what will NOT happen:.-Hunter will not beg for money for his attorneys. -His cult will not freak out because he doesn't have a cult. -Democrats in Congress will not start spending every minute.
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Election deniers are still at it. "Look at Biden's rallies, how did he get 81 million votes?!". This is how:. We don't have clothes with his face. We donβt tattoo him on our backs. We donβt call him the son of God. We don't pay for his gold toilet. We donβt dance at his rallies.
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In 2006, Trump filed a $5 billion lawsuit against Timothy O'Brien for daring to claim in his book that Trump was not a billionaire. In the book, O'Brien also called Trump "a serial bankruptcy addict.". MAGA, think about this. This was long before Biden, before Obama, before.
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@MikeSington Due to safety concerns for the constitution, the American people have requested that Trump STFU.
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Trump had secret service. School kids don't.
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@RonFilipkowski Scott Baio is a legendary actor, like Lauren Beobert is a legendary mathematician, Mike Lindell is a legendary detective, Kari Lake is a legendary author, Sidney Powell has a legendary Kraken, and George Santos is a legendary astronaut (that part is true.).
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Trump is sending Kari Lake as an ambassador to Mexico. And Kimberly Guilfoyle as an ambassador to Greece. I give it two weeks before Mexico and Greece declare war on us.
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If Trump was one of the seven dwarfs, what would be his name?
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President Biden has joined Truth Social. Users have a lot of questions already: . "If he's the President, why isn't he asking for money?". "You can be POTUS without a picture of yourself as an astronaut?". "If he's President how come he uses lowercase letters? And it's
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Meet the patriot who instead of joining the military to protect the homeland, decided to get a Trump tattoo to protect his virginity.
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GOP unveils their 2024 platform:. We will not fight crime. We will not fix the border. We will not fire Matt Gaetz. We will not lower the deficit. We will not stop burning books. We will not seek honest elections. We will not leave the church of Trump. We will not force
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Marge wants a national divorce. Ok. Blue states get:.M&Ms.Eminem.Tolerance.Education.Disney land.Dental work.Mark Hamill .Stephen King.Human rights.Social security.Law and Order.Indoor furniture. Red states get:.Hats.Anger.Kevin Sorbo . #ProudBlue #DemVoice1 #Fresh
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Apparently, after taking over the RNC, Lara Trump wants to investigate if 9/11 was an inside job. We believe the RNC should give it all the time and money it needs. Was it Bush? Was it Hunter? Was it Bush dressed as Hunter? We're hearing, Mexican Swifties using Windmills.
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The Law of Cause and Effect is a fundamental law of the universe. And a very simple law:. If someone says, I need an umbrella, it means they're under the rain. If someone says, I need Tylenol, it means they have a headache. If someone says, I need immunity, it means they
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New details emerge about the Lauren Boebert Denver incident: As 3 guards tossed her out, she yelled, "Do you know who I am?!". Guard 1 replied, "I don't. Thank God." Guard 2 thought she was Marjorie Taylor Greene. But Guard 3 recognized her, "Oh shit, did I forget to pay you?"
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After Taylor Swift posted a link to hundreds of thousands of people registered to vote. Jesse Watters asks, "Who got to her?". Um, intelligence got to her. Compassion got to her. Patriotism got to her. Civil duty got to her. Basically, all the things.
Right now, Fox is suggesting that Taylor Swift is a psyop because she posted a link to register voters.
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BREAKING: More bad news for Biden. Sources claim that James Comer & Lauren Boebert are in the possession of a $10 MILLION check given personally to Joe Biden by Ed McMahon!. Ed McMahon is prepared to speak under oath as soon as his body is exhumed. #DemVoice1 #ProudBlue #Fresh
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@RonFilipkowski For everyone who thinks this is funny, just remember, one day it will be Don Jr - then it will really be effin funny.
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Dear Trump-defenders:. If you think poor little Trumpy is getting sued and attacked only because he's running for president, then behold the Barbara Walters interview. From 1990! That's 26 years before he ran. Even then everyone knew he's a liar. Even then everyone knew he was.
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Yes. The things you see at a #TrumpRally, you'll never see at a Biden rally. -You'll never see one of us dressed as superman-Biden. Why? Because we were born with a brain. -You'll never see us waiting for hours to get in. Why? Because we're not unemployed. -You'll never see us.
You will never see a Biden rally like this. πΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈ. #TRUMP2024ToSaveAmerica .#TrumpRally
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JUST ANNOUNCED: Republicans and MAGA created a fake Joe Biden phone call, asking New Hampshire democrats not to vote. So Republicans are trying to steal the election again, like last time. Shocker.
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