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@jzux
Yes. It's so bad. Sometimes I'll get home from work and can't remember how I got there. I drive the same route every day but can't remember doing so. I think it's because a mix of depression and loneliness.
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@jzux
People aren't rejecting you personally, they're rejecting the idea of you two together. Some recent advice that put rejection into a different perspective.
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@AwwHELLToTheNaw
I've said this all along. Lupe is like that college freshmen philosophy major. He thinks he's heads and shoulders above everyone else even though he has nothing to show for it.
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@atrupar
Raising the retirement age and loosening child labor laws is very industrial revolution core.
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@drumm_colin
@grinninfoole
Ah, just like loving food is an incorrect way to approach eating.
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@paperalphabet
I take issue with the term greatest as a whole. It turns writing in a competition. I prefer using the term legendary or something in that vein for writers.
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@feminterrupted
@KaiChelena
Not all of us are like this. A lot of us listen to women and value their feedback and advice. Please don't abandon us because some men won't listen. This language and thinking is hurtful and leaves us feeling hopeless. Please understand we're not all like this.
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@drumm_colin
@grinninfoole
I think you're being a tad ridiculous. A book isn't an instrument designed to kill.
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Me as I contemplate walking into the ocean with all of my clothes on.
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@LordBrunell
@LinaHidalgoTX
You can have 15 minutes of fun and still work hard for the rest of the day.
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@incelReplies
"All women should have to register on a list if they are in a relationship. That way I know who to stalk and harass."
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Waiting outside of my white friend’s apartment in a predominantly white neighborhood. I did this often and his white neighbor had to know my face. I’d seen her at least 4 times,and she knew I didn’t mean trouble. Still called the boys in blue.
#livingwhileblack
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@t0nit0ne
Sometimes my mind will drift back to a woman I dated 10 years ago. I'm totally over her but for a moment I'll wonder what life would be like if I tried harder to make it work. Nobody has loved me like that since.
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@BrokeHxstler
@CantGuardCurry
He sounds like he jammed his shin on the edge of a coffee table.
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@SophRossss
@thecheckdown
@Lj_era8
@Ravens
It's a natural reflex, like the doctor hitting you on the knee with that little hammer.
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@EvilMopacATX
Me being from Houston talking about how Houston sucks: 😆 Me hearing someone not from Houston talking about how it sucks: 😡
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@oeste
So much for my dream of meeting a nice woman at the world cup and becoming star-crossed lovers.
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@radfordae
@slsmitty_
@Steve_Perrault
@trydefyinggrav
Some of the fans have this needy "please like my sport because it's better than anything you like" attitude that turns me off.
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@eveewing
SGC2C completely changed how I saw comedy as a child. I owe my entire off kilter sense of timing and style to watching that late night show in the 90s.
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@Freeyourmindkid
The government is using your Fitbit to collect health information on you. When the wars come they'll sperate us by least to most healthy.
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@psomdecerff
@Bulkington__
Funny. That's what I loved about Europe. People smoked actual cigarettes instead of vapes.
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@solomonmissouri
These young men don't get paid but we put them in environments that are more often than not more high pressured than what NFL players go through. They deserve all the grace and tender care. How about Lane or a member of his staff reach out and ask why he wasn't showing up.
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@SuperbadLarry
@rodger
@runwithskizzers
Dudes in tech make all that money just to dress like broke college students.
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@foxyjewishmama
Aren't people supposed to respond to the prompts? Isn't that the whole reason they exists, so there's a conversation starter?
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@11ChefDom
@JoeSweatpants
Man looks like he's using all his will power not to jump across the table.
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That bear said.
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@deadeyebrakeman
I've never dated a woman who didn't fall asleep as soon as her head hits the people, leaving me alone to try to fall asleep for the next four hours, worrying any slight movement would disturb her.
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@Real_KeithTW
@NifMuhammad
If she wants to wear a suit, she can wear a suit, if she wants to wear a dress, then she'll wear a dress. She's at work, her job isn't to please your desires.
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@uche_blackstock
@JoyAnnReid
Me and my friend were talking about this when it first happened. If it had've been LeBron James, or any other A-list nba star, they'd be home by now.
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@jzux
Thanks for the clarification. Honestly the flippant response to the loneliness epidemic most people have makes me feel even more worthless and isolated.
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If you read one book this year, make it Out There by
@katefolk
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Absolutely bloody gased. Didn't think I was gonna make it through Barton Hills. The one time I wish I had an e-bike. Overall good, challenging ride though.
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@ketepcam
@desusandmero
@VICELAND
It’s not that it isn’t important, it’s beyond the point. Every knows the history, but conservatives like to make that point like it’s a trump card. But really politics is a what have you done for me lately arena.
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I hope one day people see me riding around Austin and say to themselves: There goes Gregory. He sure loves his retro cycling gear.
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@MargBarAmerica
@LeftAtLondon
Exactly. I'm sick of this endless game of scare tactics. Say what you want about me, blame me if Trump is re-elected, but I'm voting third party.
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@SarahAnnEgan
When I lived in a pancake flat city I practiced my climbing in parking garages. I think I was kicked out of every garage in downtown Houston.
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Was feeling pretty down today so I went on the longest bike ride I've been on in over a year. Still feeling pretty low but at least I know my stamina is still there.
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I need to get with a lonely older woman with the funds to support me while I write.
#TuesdayThoughts
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@cowboys2thebowl
@mvp_EtHaN
During the Dr.Pepper halftime toss game, it went to over time. At the end of that overtime it was tied 8-8. Instead of going to a second overtime, per "Dr.Pepper rules," one young lady won because she one a tiebreaker that took place the day before.
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@Harmony_Holiday
I've always been a big reader but only recently started reading before bed. It's lovely. I realized nothing on streaming spoke to me like what I'm currently reading.
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@keithboykin
I'm sick of this administration talking about division like they aren't the ones who are doing the dividing.
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