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Brooklyn native. Gamer. NY Jets Fan. Pizza junkie. Comments on a wide-ass range of topics. Follow me for more gregorianisms.

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My wife is trying to convince me the Rodgers injury was a canon event #jets
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I still don’t quite understand what excited me so much at this moment, but I knew Dune Part 2 was going to be an all-time experience when these Harkonnen soldiers took off.
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@blurayangel I was wondering wtf that was
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@0x_charlemagne Homie could’ve avoided this if he just played some organized sports growing up.
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@internwatts Leaving his name and all that in the image is dirty work.
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@ChocolatChutney All I’m hearing is that the cure to ADD is cocaine.
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@LILBRIFRMDAPACK This is crazy. I feel bad for whoever this kid dates later in life.
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@LeCinephiles Imagine they cast someone with a ridiculous speaking cadence as the emperor.
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@theericklouis So they sacrificed someone in the crowd, and the shooter is a willing fall guy?
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@Eve_Barlow Sorry to hear this. But for a second, imagine what all those kids in Gaza have had to deal with. Or the journalists.
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@netcapgirl I can’t imagine how bad taxis or food delivery was prior to GPS. Insane to just look at a physical map and say “I’ll get there”.
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@nypost How do y’all write such ingenuous trash articles on slick people that aren’t really hustling?
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@jackislevi @kirawontmiss What the fuck did I just watch
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@RaeMercuri I mean…that’s besides the fact that they merged and then slammed the brake
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@Nomaswazi_11 Yeah it’s really “POV: someone that gets too close to couples on the street”
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@kendallybrown This is a South Park episode.
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@tyler02020202 Still hitting caloric deficit: priceless
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@jzux I declare my PTO.
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@1929stockcrash When my 1 month old is awake in her bassinet at 2am, I tell her she can just talk to me about what she needs. Words of affirmation type shi
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@byPeterParadise Friend of a friend sounds like he was made for the battlefield when dudes were stabbing each other on the front lines.
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@thikdckdaddy27 Because none of the songs are catchy. At all.
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@Cernovich Let’s tone down the fearmongering. It sounds childish.
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@D_abdulkader You talkin about the IDF rounding up civilians and killing them in a field like it’s a good thing?
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@pablofindsout @ArtButSports @PabloTorre People like to joke about being autistic but bro is out here proving it.
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@BlackSupremeKai Thanks for explaining it in a way that makes sense
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@cinemaries Played both games extensively and idk how anyone can come to this conclusion.
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@Bubblebathgirl Tell me you don’t know history of urban development without telling me you don’t know history of urban development.
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@guineasfinest 13 dollars for a bud light? THANK YOU CHARGE THE AMEX
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@zootzsnoots My brother in Christ, this is the least natural type of disaster that America has gone through.
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@batsdune Thank you for your contribution to history
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@westernunion2k Every company is stealing your data. At least it lowers the cost of food and I’m not getting ads thrown in my face.
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@zascmo It’s the “let’s call Ghislaine Maxwell” that gets me every time
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@thyknife Damn this movie is still giving
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@zerowontmiss This scene hooked tf outta me
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@dbn_khosta Nah, saying Cole doesn’t focus on quality is a trash opinion
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@TheWapplehouse The fact that he can’t do any other voice makes his character hilarious
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Still amazed at Austin Butler’s Feyd Rautha. From his choice to mimic the Baron’s voice, to whatever possessed him to drool mid-fight in the arena, to the look of exhilaration when the Baron is stabbed in the neck. Wild immersion.
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@RizwaanSabir I get it, but chill. I’ve been defending Palestine but this is a bad take. Israeli children are forced to take part in the military.
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@CasPiancey Those screams are coming from the center of every atom in that man’s body
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@RepAshleyHinson You got ratio’s so hard. That’s what happens when you’re a hypocrite.
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@NCassiel I mean. Millenials had Princess D. Gen Z will have Princess Kate.
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@CraigAdams42069 Literally something my uncle said out loud years ago while discussing supermodels.
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@NYPDChiefPatrol This wasn’t a proper use of resources. The kids can protest. The college-age protesters are usually always right, going back to Vietnam. Shame that NYC and the country haven’t learned this lesson just to keep black budgets and arms deals going.
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@plzbepatient Half the population doesn’t even understand the term “POV” so idk how far this will go.
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@notshalom_ Honestly these callouts are hilarious because they’re so obvious and the skits aren’t meant to be taken this seriously
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@WallStreetSilv Calling a pro-Palestinian march “pro-Hamas” is irresponsible. Do better.
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@thunderxstorm07 @moonlightcammy Trust me, the FBI probably armed and radicalized the guy.
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@dickcheneyavi After my first Four Loko (the original formula), I could feel my whole body. Started down the stairs in SoHo and felt that subway air. Had to catch the train to make the SI ferry, so my body went into DBS Ultra Instinct Mode. Ran, dodged, dashed and jumped to catch that R train.
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@ChrisJBakke “This is where she tells you everyday, “not today”” was so outta pocket 😭
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@NewRockstars If HWR allowed the time slipping and saw all possibilities and is going to end up in his seat eventually, does that mean that Loki is still destined to lose to the penultimate version of Kang?
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@lolennui Damn his misadventures hit different when you say it like that
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@gracefurby Girl that is a catheter bag
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@MasterTainment For real…I finally watched the Marvels on Disney+ this week and couldn’t make sense of all the hate.
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@Musetta_May The stomp was so fuckin g
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@nicolephathole @SaaSWiz Somehow western governments still act shocked about this logic
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@TSV__1 That’s what I was sayin!!!!
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Romeo Dobbs with one of the filthiest routes of all time just now, holy cow
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@HilzFuld You should see the warriors on the other side picking dead kids out of rubble.
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@MuskTillDawn When I showed my wife the videos she knew it was in Brooklyn. She’s from Midwood, I’m from Coney Island.
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@MassJumbo Crazy how people with bad taste will out themselves freely…like in this thread.
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@d_la_reina @whymosley I always formatted the “proper” way after I was told to in college. Had no idea it was because of these screening technologies. Great to know.
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@dieworkwear In almost any Curb situation, I’m on Larry’s side.
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@trygraptor He’s trynna run up the budget. I respect it.
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@ProFootballTalk Anyone drafting this kid in the top 10 is getting a diva that can’t handle pressure or top competition.
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@kcalbug Bro is literally suffocating
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@noahmtweets I thought the caption was sarcastic 😭
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@RJLockedIn I guess I was not familiar with Tua’s game.
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@TheCinesthetic That monologue hits so hard. “All those moments will be lost in time, like…tears in rain.”
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@BareLeft So that the govt can spend it on war? Idk. I kinda like philanthropy better. Need to incentivize that more.
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@goldietaylor This is a back-handed insult to fried rice.
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@Duderichy Our pediatrician said “they see only red, black, and white, clouded as if in a heavy rain downpour”
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@N0PENHEIMER Watched this scene twice. Him saying to the customers “I’m supposed to pour this in front of you” and then “enjoy”….peak comedy.
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@GothamCityGoon Addressing “I like underage girls” isn’t something you just get ahead of.
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@WreckinRod Nahhh, this is the plot of a whole other movie that’s coming out
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@tobinjstone Ah yes, a Civ reference.
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@JulietCObodo I applaud the budget tracking but the excel formatting is killing me.
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@yaelbt Definition of a hero.
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@NYJ_Matt Bro, you already won fan of the year. Give the man his flowers @nyjets
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@RecruitBoss @RGIII @Patriots This kind of logic will never make sense.
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@dpoole1957 @thecoffeesfresh If you think this wouldn’t happen under any other president, you may be regarded.
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@TheAfterImage91 I was legit thinking about this yesterday. When I read the leaks on Reddit, I thought it was crazy. Then the episodes started airing and the leaks were spot on. Made me dread the final 2 episodes and I don’t think I’ve recovered.
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@NFL_DovKleiman Easily one of the more entertaining QBs in the league. Pulling for the guy.
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@SmallPutrk Totally unrelated but I can’t wait to see what they do with the Zelda movie.
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@IAFsite Totally disproportionate and a ploy to get Bibi more power. They say this was Israel’s 9/11. I say it’s more Pearl Harbor. Letting the enemy in to justify force.
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@latifnasser @oliviasolon Awesome thread. Thanks for following this quasi-moon hole to the end!
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@daniLurie @Eve_Barlow Making light of all the documented journalists that have died, more than in any other conflict as if they were being targeted, is pretty shitty to laugh at.
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@EricAbbenante Why don’t you try listening to people instead of being a racist prick
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@macyspizza I’ve had Denver pizza. Lived out there 8 years. I’m originally from NYC. This is the biggest load of baloney I’ve seen in awhile.
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@blandCinema Yeah I saw that warning when rewatching recently like “what, are people mad at how they depict the French?!?” And then this scene with the Siamese cat started and I was like oh shit
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@Defaultblkmale @0x_charlemagne Damn that’s a fair point. Whoever is filming and uploading this stuff is the real villain.
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@NewRockstars I think they lost the plot. What is that dance scene?!?
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@iJordanMoore You thought you did something here. I can tell.
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@kenzietuff Amazing story about your parents. And no one cared about you being white until you said it at the end.
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@Charlestonwhyt “Yeah, yeah, domestic violence” took me tf out 😭
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@TNOQuoProQuid Some things should be cherished. Otherwise people are forgotten and that’s worse than death.
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@hiyajackk Folks see that on the calendar like, “I knew the HR team liked my feedback about mental health days.”
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@bassbaetatyyy This world is horrible sometimes. I’m sorry for your family’s loss.
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