Muki of House Velaryon
@ChocolatChutney
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I’m every woman. It’s all in me.
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That little space right there is called consent.
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Unless you have undiagnosed ADD. I tried it out of curiosity thinking I’d be fun like this. I felt so fucking clear that I left the party to do my overdue homework in a quiet room. I told my doctor. I got tested. I failed with flying colors. We started ADD meds. 🤣
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Stemless wine glasses are cups.
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@MrMarcus260
@ElPowello
I highly recommend getting tested. My first day on the right dose of meds, I cried. I realized that I had spent over 40 years going through life on difficult mode. For the first time, I didn’t have to battle my brain to do simple shit.
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I have a lunch date with my HS crush. He confessed to having a crush on me also and regretting not catching up after he graduated. He’s since married. Under normal circumstances, I wouldn’t do anything but he married a Hwite woman. Imma fuck him. Happy Juneteenth.
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If you 👀 this... RT with a non-smiling pic. Keep it going!
If you 👀 this... RT with a non-smiling pic. Keep it going!
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Muting. The Judge Judy’s of Twitter assume I need their opinions about something I did 3 years ago that actually saved me and helped me finished my masters degree.
I’m glad that sharing my story has helped some folk. My dms are still open to anyone else that has questions.
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@Lok338
@SoloFlow786
@FredSchultz35
Speaking as a dance teacher that has seen it all, some kids are just blessed with rhythm and coordination. They are few and far between. This lil fella is amazing.
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To anyone that’s hating or curious, I don’t want a relationship with this married man. I just want to fuck the hot guy I had a crush on in high school. I’m also not after him. He’s pursuing me and I’m letting him. If he don’t give a fuck about Mrs Becky I sure as hell don’t💅🏾
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@igobycamille
@ImNotABarbiie
@naturallyAP
Row houses aka shotgun houses are an African architecture style that we brought here. In this type of house design, the kitchen is always in the back.
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@R_ymanda
I had no idea bc I had never done real drugs. Just a little flower here and there. No pills, powders, nothing
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@Pinky_Balboa
@PillowPrincesse
Everyone’s laughing but that part broke my heart. That was me loving the fuck out of my dead beat dad
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There was no one screaming when my name was called. I left early to come home and get my truck planning to just drive anywhere. When I got here I removed my cap/gown and just cried. Then I sat up and took this pic. Done crying. Going out alone looking good af
I have a confession:
While I’m excited about graduating with my masters on Saturday, part of me is fighting depression. Part of me cries a little when I think about how my closest family, my mother, treats literally everyone better than me.
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This morning I told him my sciatica has been bad. He offered me a massage. He trying to FUCK.
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@XavierDLeau
Ashie is Black and I know she knows that. She knows that cats don’t belong in the fucking kitchen let alone on a counter. Our new place is open concept and she won’t go past the couch. She also has multiple names and responds to them all. That’s my baby.
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@DruidDobbs
@RaminSetoodeh
I’m more partial to Bedazzled Brendan but The Mummy is also a winner.
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Folks asking for an update:
Lunch date is Thursday. Definitely not fucking on my break. I need time to put it on him properly. If you’re new to my account, I should tell you that I’m basically a sex superhero. I have a special set of skills.
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Been texting throughout the day. I’m mostly dry with him. Don’t want to do any leading. Whatever happens won’t be bc of my powers of seduction. Had a nice chat about action movies. He tried to throw a random “gosh I love you” after one of my jokes. I’m not that funny.
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Extra context: This guy took me on my first date and gave me my first kiss. I was 16 and a virgin so nothing more than making out ever happened. He graduated not long after and we lost touch. Now I’m a whole ass Dominatrix, ethical non monogamist, and sex superhero.
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PSA: the suffix -phobia is also used to describe an aversion to something. Yall homophobes, transphobes, etc definitely have an aversion to these ppl. Stop playing semantics and say you're bigoted with you whole chest.
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Daughter's fro on hyper fleek. (I love the hers and mine afro shadows in the background)
http://t.co/UNaKicWCpZ
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It’s Wednesday. We got action. (Not me live tweeting this potential affair 🤣)
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@TopFlightTrey
lol Ya'll want to marry the woman that won't do this just to cheat on her with a woman who will.
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I have a confession:
While I’m excited about graduating with my masters on Saturday, part of me is fighting depression. Part of me cries a little when I think about how my closest family, my mother, treats literally everyone better than me.
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I have no qualms about casually fucking someone and leaving it at that. I’m worried he might be a “feelings” type and I’ll struggle to get him to move on. ESPECIALLY after sex with me. What say you?
Abort mission
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If he dies, he dies
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@DrLindsay_
@SonOfEll
I asked my body builder friend for his input. He said I could post his response and he wouldn’t mind being hit up for more on his opinion.
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My favorite video from the whole night. On the way home, Tootsie Roll came on the radio. I made my bestie pull over so my drunk ass could dance in the side of the road.
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Ethical non monogamist means that everyone I fuck knows that they aren’t the only person I’m fucking. I don’t lie to or cheat on anyone.
I’ve played w married ppl w their partners’s permission. If I fuck this dude, it would be a first.
And “if he don’t care about Mrs Becky”
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Another update. He keeps upping the ante. He asked what time I get off work. Then this. There’s a Sheraton a block from my job…ijs
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@FunsizeLadyGod
@riaemerald
@IgnorantAF
The answer is MEN. Men would be impatient during childbirth.
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Adding for anyone with similar questions to what I was asked in my inbox. Names are cropped for the those ppl’s privacy.
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@lilschiebs
@NePtunesNeFew
I feel what you're saying ave I've part. This isn't a POC issue. Its a Black issue. Non black poc do not have our hair texture. These are Black hair styles.
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You gotta really love yourself to have a cat bc these hoes DO NOT entertain foolishness. You saw when he said he killed that shit and the cat looked around like
“where?”
“Is the shit you killed in the room with us?”
A dog would be enthralled.
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@luvin_JnJ
It ain’t right but this is a moral grey area as far as my ethics go. He’s taken the first step at every turn and if his wife was Black, it would be an absolute no. I’m good with that knowledge. I’ll sleep like a baby
#BlackLove
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@SunTaurean
@houseofphoton
@JeanGreyfire
There’s also Princess Shuri who is canonically smarter and richer than Tony Stark. 💅🏾
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@kashimaawo
@LordeBarrington
I started limiting our cat’s wet food bc the kids were overfeeding her. My mom ordered a case of wet food for Ashie. A case.
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@symplee_chris
Possibly but…
A copay on an adderall prescription is wayyyyyyy cheaper than non conventional “treatment”
When I didn’t have insurance, my meds were free through a county mental health program
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@kyrx69
@spacecowbot
My estranged father asked my mother why I’m the only one of his kids that doesn’t love him. I gotta admit I felt a little vengeful tingle. I grew up without his love. Now he can die without mine. The circle of life.
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To everyone hoping I get fired from a job I do for free, are you prepared to replace me so the kids don’t suffer? Are you prepared to pay someone else to do what I’m doing for free?
I would LOVE to have those 20-30 hours a week to chill so let me know.
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My phone is on dnd. I’m about to watch the Marvels and then Renaissance. Not talking to anyone except yall, the friends in my phone, until I decide otherwise.
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@LeoGoneSavage
@JasonSCampbell
Fellow Black person here to say that you don’t get to dictate how other Black ppl respond to the trauma of racism and white supremacy. You giving permission for non Black ppl to say that word will harm someone that, unlike you, isn’t ok w the many times they’ve been called that
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Omgggggg Y’all should help me decide what to wear tomorrow
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Taco Palenque in Gulfgate. The freaking salsa bar alone!!!!
Let’s settle this: where is the best place to get Tacos in Houston?
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Between the jokes (some are very funny), attempts to shame me (A for effort), Black power fists, encouragement and synonyms for whore I can’t keep up. Muting but the updates will continue to flow. See y’all tomorrow
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@RoseKalemba
I got raped my freshman year of college and it derailed my whole life. I fell into a depression. I tried to commit suicide. I failed all my classes the next semester and lost my full scholarship. This was in 2000. I’m finally graduating college this May. I’m a survivor. $Mukomi
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I’m getting tired of replying to folks one at a time so I’ll say it here.
I’ll be every slut, lame, loser y’all want to call me. I do not care.
But since you seem to care about our community, I think you’d like to help the youth center where I teach dance with a donation.
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I have officially reached the "You don't know nothing bout that there" age ☹️
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He’s very tall so I’m thinking heels but nothing crazy bc I’m not trying tip tip tip through this office all day. Let’s start building this fit.
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@thismyshit94
@MrMarcus260
A psychiatrist. Depending on your insurance you may need a referral from your PCP
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@sportsguymarv
but its cool when the school wants parents to pay $5 for a funky ass bar of fundraiser chocolate? They some haters
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@LIrritated
@babybunloaf
@RhettLarsen6
First thing I thought was when a parent hands the phone to a baby and you have a convo responding to their gibberish for a while then you say, “ok give the phone back to your mama”
That whale is telling everybody about her cute convo w the little humans or whatever they call us
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@KwabenaGD
@midwestbarbiee
I found that imagery of the Jabari and Dora Milaje fighting together beautiful. Ppl are also skipping over how
#WakandaForever
highlighted M’Baku. His character showed fearlessness, wisdom, bravery, strength, kindness, and gentleness all at the appropriate moments. That’s a man.
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@DizzIedime
@PorshaJay
@illbebac
@MrsKhandiCoated
Exactly what she said. That ppl move and change jobs to avoid wage garnishment. It’s a slow, bureaucratic process and deadbeats take advantage. If they get found, they move and change jobs again. Over and over.
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@MrMarcus260
Feel free to dm if you have any questions about my journey. I’m happy to share.
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Get picked up or meet? 🤔 Leaning toward meet.
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No outside clothes in the bed. Had to strip before my nap.
I decided on a calf length, white shift dress. I feel so luxurious when I wear conservative outerwear with sexy shit underneath. Thigh high fishnets for the win.
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I keep getting the urge to correct these misconceptions. Sometimes I follow the urge. Sometimes I remind myself what RuPaul said.
“If them bitches ain’t paying your bills, pay them bitches no mind”
And I put my phone back down.
Old me would be proud.
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@CalhounDarnell
@Teddy_Harris3
I counted 15 guys. Where you get 5? And HUNDREDS of women? You ain’t gotta exaggerate cause you think fat women don’t get chased. We do.
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Keanu Reeves gets angry and holds it in: Keanu Seethes
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@Msbossylovingl1
Sisssss I’m so sorry you’re dealing with this. I truly hope you keep this in your back pocket while you start making moves. You don’t have to go full Gone Girl but him coming home from work to an empty house, empty bank account, and no explanation is what he deserves.
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Heads up big breasted women. If u weren't aware, you have options in the bra department. Pretty, colorful, comfy bras in lrg cup sizes exist
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I realize something when I was high last night. Tweet threads full of pics and gifs are basically picture books for adults.
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My son tried to commit suicide last Saturday. I had dropped him and his bf at a flea market to hang out with other friends that morning. He came home. We had dinner, watched Netflix and went to bed. I had no idea he was struggling. He's in the hospital now.
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