When I was 7, my sister pranked me by saying she was really my mother and that my real name was Solo Makinde. My entire family went along with it for WEEKS, and I cried the entire time because I desperately didn’t want my name to be Solo Makinde.
My sister died four days ago and I’ve been bombarding myself with different forms of media to keep my emotions at bay. The emotions caught up with me during her wake today and I ugly-cried so hard. Then I ugly-laughed through snot because I knew she would find my cry face funny.
Instagram ads:
“To test her husband, the lady boss disguised herself as a fish monger…”
“The billionaire CEO pretended to be poor while his wife mistreated him…”
“The alpha werewolf/merman hybrid disguised as a hen to test his bethrothed…”
Me (invested like mad):
This is really sad because no one deserves to be sexually assaulted. It's also sad because the way she’s narrated this story shows that she still doesn’t get it.
The truth is I think I now understand why feminists can be always angry at men.
Something just happened to me and it’s pretty sad, truly the girl/female child is never safe and it’s extremely bothersome.
I have some goat meat orders to process, normally I will call the
I hate that I’m wearing her face on a shirt and it’s not for a cunty reason. It’s fine sha. She served enough cunt while she was here. Her funeral is tomorrow. We move.
YouTube people 🤝🏾 shooting 3 movies simultaneously
Two different movies, same hair,same dress, same make up, same earrings.
I thought I was hallucinating.
@Eva_B89
@GerryMcBride
LMFAO! I’m pissing myself laughing at Barack calling Michelle her first and last name so the audience won’t mistake her for Michelle Williams of Destiny’s Child. 😭
I'm watching a Mount Zion movie where a freshly dead guy is being given a tour of hell by Satan and for some reason, Satan is dressed in a police uniform.
Give their costume department all the Oscars! 😂😂😂
This is the third edition of Hertitude, and every year, weird men on the internet have the most offensive conversations about it, proving exactly why women need women-only spaces in the first place.
Find peace oh.
Just finished "The Fall of the House of Usher" and I'm gagged by how excellent it is. Mike Flanagan, you will always be famous. Carla Gugino, you will always be MOTHER.
Fola, you were too good for this world. I’ll never forget you or how you always made me feel. I’m proud to have been your friend and basked in the warm light of your kindness.
I hope the lights guide you home. ✨
I hope you’ve finally found peace. 🕊️
Sleep well, My Queen ❤️
I don't think any Nigerian politician has done the amount of work
@fkabudu
has done in the last few days to help people. I have no choice but to stan. 🙌
@NoBias7
@Steph_I_Will
True. But Aunt May won't hear that one. From her point of view, Peter was with Tony when it happened so she'll blame him and throw hands. 😔
@ThatPHCBoy
This reminds me of when I asked for a particular perfume from a sales woman and she just said, “No. That perfume is for women.”
I was like “Lady, do you want to sell market or not???”