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Content writer & Strategist // HE CHOMNK! // Ex-senior editor @zikoko_mag

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Ijbolina Lolie
10 months
Was I serving face or just angry? I do not know. I can not remember.
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👑 Pharaoh 👑 🇳🇬 🇬🇧
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5b. Quote with a 5-seconds video of yourself
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4 years
Me, choking my parallel universe doppelganger who has a better life than me so I can take his place.
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4 months
No one: Egyptian gods:
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3 months
Have you tried renovating the room with some galvanised steel and wooden platforms?
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£1060 in Clapham 😭😭 I spat out my drink
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Angelina Jolie didn’t say this shit.
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W 𝗜 𝗦 𝗘 𝗖 𝗢 𝗡 𝗡 𝗘 𝗖 𝗧 𝗢 𝗥 ™ 💬
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Agree or not?
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Ijbolina Lolie
1 year
When I was 7, my sister pranked me by saying she was really my mother and that my real name was Solo Makinde. My entire family went along with it for WEEKS, and I cried the entire time because I desperately didn’t want my name to be Solo Makinde.
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anisah⁷
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what’s a core memory of yours that you can’t forget? could be anything, even something silly
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2 years
A movie based on the Blackberry already exists.
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2 years
A movie on the BlackBerry is currently in the works.
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6 months
Did someone ask for a carpenter that has the fear of God?
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@wickedsous
Harl0t in Tech💗
6 months
Does anybody here know a carpenter that has the fear of God Some one that will not make me cry and beg for my sh!t And who’s rates make sense pls
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6 years
@_kCarly_ @iwanimawocha @purpledodes @dracomallfoys The fact that this is coming from an iCarly fan account somehow makes this more terrifying.
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2 months
Me leaving the scene after lying for no fucking reason:
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25 days
It’s wild that there are people clowning him in the quotes for being a sexually active adult who wants to keep his health in check.
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I check my HIV status every 3 months
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6 months
Oh yeah. So amazing 😒
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It’s probably so amazing to have a big sister
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4 years
"But what is history anyway...but a set of lies agreed upon?" - Mary Alice Young
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🥽Derrick
4 years
If news is fake, imagine history
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4 months
The person that put that Quran in the new born’s hand watching their little jokey joke spiral out of control:
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Oyindamola🙄
4 months
This is the mother of the baby that was born with a Quran
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2 years
No. The woman has to break it on his head, Rita Dominic-style.
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Ijbolina Lolie
3 years
Liquorose is about to get her phone and see what you guys really think about her dancing.
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Ijbolina Lolie
6 months
My sister died four days ago and I’ve been bombarding myself with different forms of media to keep my emotions at bay. The emotions caught up with me during her wake today and I ugly-cried so hard. Then I ugly-laughed through snot because I knew she would find my cry face funny.
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5 years
@PEACHYBLACKG0RL I've known this song for years and every time it comes on, I'm like
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2 years
It’s giving…resurrection.
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4 years
Why was he hoarding noodles and rice? What kind of greed is this??
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Ijbolina Lolie
3 months
Instagram ads: “To test her husband, the lady boss disguised herself as a fish monger…” “The billionaire CEO pretended to be poor while his wife mistreated him…” “The alpha werewolf/merman hybrid disguised as a hen to test his bethrothed…” Me (invested like mad):
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2 years
Not this.
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1 month
Is it normal for one person to be surrounded by so many sycophants? Jesus Christ.
@OneJoblessBoy
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1 month
Cubana Chiefpriest observes closely as Chioma offers wine to her husband. #CHIVIDO
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29 days
This is really sad because no one deserves to be sexually assaulted. It's also sad because the way she’s narrated this story shows that she still doesn’t get it.
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Idan of foods
30 days
The truth is I think I now understand why feminists can be always angry at men. Something just happened to me and it’s pretty sad, truly the girl/female child is never safe and it’s extremely bothersome. I have some goat meat orders to process, normally I will call the
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7 months
It gets crazier with each passing second.
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Yugo
7 months
who got that one nollywood clip
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9 months
Bolt, what am I supposed to do with this? Start doing math??
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2 years
This tweet kills me every time.
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Ijbolina Lolie
3 years
Does anyone else detect tone changes when texting?
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Ijbolina Lolie
2 years
I will never understand why they spliced two shots together. He grows a beard and a shirt pocket in these few seconds 😭
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Witney Seibold
3 years
Remember when Henry Cavill "cocked" his arm guns? That was neat.
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3 years
happy birthday to me 🎉
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Ijbolina Lolie
1 year
@Daltimore I was in DISTRESS. I’m still going to pay her back 😭
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Ijbolina Lolie
6 years
I knew something had gone terribly wrong when I saw "Singer Chris Brown" trending and not just "Chris Brown." 😆
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3 years
@O_ouroboros_O Save the me 😭
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Ijbolina Lolie
4 years
@Madonna The dog is like, "Wtf is this?"
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Ijbolina Lolie
9 months
@Hauwa_L This thing is so annoying. My God. Like, why not just go meet someone sane in the first place?
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Ijbolina Lolie
6 years
OK this is the best #BirdBox meme I've seen. 😆
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Ijbolina Lolie
2 years
No one: Kate Henshaw in #BloodSistersNetflix :
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Ijbolina Lolie
1 year
This scene is pure, unadulterated horror. It shook me to my core as a kid. Still does tbh.
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1 year
Pinocchio (1940) - Donkey Transformation Scene
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1 year
@Ehpeaphany Don’t call me that! 😭
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Ijbolina Lolie
6 months
I hate that I’m wearing her face on a shirt and it’s not for a cunty reason. It’s fine sha. She served enough cunt while she was here. Her funeral is tomorrow. We move.
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Ijbolina Lolie
7 years
People do not waste time. 😂😂😂😂 #Rihanna #Metgala2017
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1 month
Maybe it’s a cinematic universe and she’s their Nick Fury.
@simplywandy
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1 month
YouTube people 🤝🏾 shooting 3 movies simultaneously Two different movies, same hair,same dress, same make up, same earrings. I thought I was hallucinating.
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3 years
Nigerians stress me out.
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Ijbolina Lolie
9 months
Harry trying to destroy Voldemort’s last horcrux:
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do-cr@ck-a-little
9 months
I’ve been laughing for like 15mins straight
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Ijbolina Lolie
6 years
@umcornell What was the point of that somersault before saving the baby?? 🤦
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8 months
This drag from Chioma to Faith 😭 #RHOLagos
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1 month
Based on the age she claims she is now, Caroline was 12 years old here.
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type shit
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Ijbolina Lolie
6 months
You want to keep your life private yet you keep “stumbling” into rooms where orgies are happening and won’t shut up about it. Ok.
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OffAir Show
6 months
Gbemi took “no gree for anybody” too seriously😭
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6 years
@AxeArn @Yblood90 @Dawoat2 Fam, I don't blame him for asking. Black people in the theater with him could be extra for no damn reason. 😂
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Ijbolina Lolie
1 year
Oh my God??
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1 year
@ask_aubry this has inspired me
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6 years
@TRASHLlGHTSKlN I love how he said this like everyone has their own assigned sleep paralysis demon. 😂😂😂
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Ijbolina Lolie
4 months
MAKE GOVERNMENT BAND AM!
@Chrisllionaire_
Chris
4 months
I raise you Milky Jollof Rice
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Ijbolina Lolie
2 years
As I got into my Uber just now, the driver looked at me and said, “If you be woman, I for kidnap you go my house for one week” and laughed???
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Ijbolina Lolie
5 years
@edalock @TheIgboWolf He...he looks younger as an adult. 😳
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Ijbolina Lolie
4 years
I served Kiki Mordi realness and went undercover for this week's #SoYouDontHaveTo . 😶
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Ijbolina Lolie
3 months
@Eva_B89 @GerryMcBride LMFAO! I’m pissing myself laughing at Barack calling Michelle her first and last name so the audience won’t mistake her for Michelle Williams of Destiny’s Child. 😭
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Ijbolina Lolie
7 years
@Ronmaris01 @Fourens_ And no jokes, I legit don't know any one. It's insane. 😂😂😂
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Ijbolina Lolie
10 months
@NdukaEbubeDike I’m losing my mind because he also has his 26th birthday tweet promoted. And now this??? What does he want??
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Ijbolina Lolie
6 years
I'm watching a Mount Zion movie where a freshly dead guy is being given a tour of hell by Satan and for some reason, Satan is dressed in a police uniform. Give their costume department all the Oscars! 😂😂😂
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Ijbolina Lolie
1 year
Laurel and Wes’ relationship. They were together for all of two weeks, but Laurel refused to shut up about it when he died. 😒
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1 year
If you could erase any storyline from How To Get Away With Murder, which storyline would you get rid of?
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5 months
@MattTheBrand It’s not? 💀
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Ijbolina Lolie
3 years
Conducted my first ever live interview today. Chatted with Nancy Isime and Eku Edewor about their upcoming movie, Superstar. I'm so proud of myself. 😭
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Ijbolina Lolie
4 months
No be the poster for “Heroes” season one be this?
@Deranphoto
Deran Hall 🌩📸
4 months
I can't believe this. Shot from Mansfield, TX at 500mm, handheld, cropped.
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1 year
There was a time when shows would produce 22 episodes a year for 5 years straight. Now a show with 8 episodes is taking 3 years. Girl, bye.
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Film Updates
1 year
‘EUPHORIA’ Season 3 will “ideally” be released in 2025, according to HBO’s Drama Chief Francesca Orsi.
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3 years
If you're among the people who wanted me to watch "War Room" (or you just want a good laugh) gather around. #ZikokoSoYouDontHaveTo
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Ijbolina Lolie
4 months
This is the third edition of Hertitude, and every year, weird men on the internet have the most offensive conversations about it, proving exactly why women need women-only spaces in the first place. Find peace oh.
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Ijbolina Lolie
6 months
Everyone was really nice. The singing people were really good too. They sang “Flashlight” by Jessie J at one point. That was nice too.
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Ijbolina Lolie
2 years
Not him asking if we still think Lagos houses are overpriced while the camera zooms out to reveal that what he’s selling is a slice of house 😭
@tkb417
The Classic Man
2 years
Lol dem go just dey call money for this Lagos
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10 months
Just finished "The Fall of the House of Usher" and I'm gagged by how excellent it is. Mike Flanagan, you will always be famous. Carla Gugino, you will always be MOTHER.
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Ijbolina Lolie
9 months
@salemkinging “Girl, and i can’t stress this enough, bye. Lukewarm regards.”
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Ijbolina Lolie
2 years
Guess whose birthday it is today 🎉
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8 months
Fola, you were too good for this world. I’ll never forget you or how you always made me feel. I’m proud to have been your friend and basked in the warm light of your kindness. I hope the lights guide you home. ✨ I hope you’ve finally found peace. 🕊️ Sleep well, My Queen ❤️
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3 years
She's going to be so heartbroken 💀
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Ijbolina Lolie
1 year
Remember when I told you I have hair but just shave it every weekend and you called me a liar? Do you remember, you piece of shit?
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4 years
I don't think any Nigerian politician has done the amount of work @fkabudu has done in the last few days to help people. I have no choice but to stan. 🙌
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6 years
@NoBias7 @Steph_I_Will True. But Aunt May won't hear that one. From her point of view, Peter was with Tony when it happened so she'll blame him and throw hands. 😔
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Ijbolina Lolie
5 years
@YungBayleaf We are also bringing The Charleston back. So fix your knees, everyone!
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Ijbolina Lolie
5 months
@NdukaEbubeDike Honestly. That was my first time watching a season and even I know that it had never been that good and would never be again. 😄
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25 days
@ElsaAngel19 @PaulMzilankatha Ah! As a Nigerian who has lived here my entire life, Nigerians, unfortunately, play that shit oh 😭
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Ijbolina Lolie
3 years
If you think this is an example of good parenting, PLEASE don't procreate.
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6 months
Some of my greatest work fr.
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3 years
I am so sick of money leaving my account whenever I so much as breathe.
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Ijbolina Lolie
1 year
I’m sorry but this picture is so cunty. Like! 💁🏽‍♂️
@abati1990
Reuben Abati
1 year
Suspended EFCC Chairman, Bawa, Refuses To Write Statements - Says DSS Has No Right To Detain Him Without Charges
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3 months
@eriifemusic They’re incredibly cliche but so intriguing! 😂
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Ijbolina Lolie
2 years
LMFAO! She said:
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1 month
My mind to me every two business days:
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1 year
@rxxxds Oh my God. Not knowing what this meant has haunted me for years, and I was too scared to ask. Thank you. Lmao
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1 year
This is true love.
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Ijbolina Lolie
11 months
These BBLs killin y’all.
@CultureCrave
Culture Crave 🍿
11 months
New promotional image for #GodzillaMinusOne
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6 years
@fuckrashida @Tobiafolabi_ Or Scarlet Johansson. 😩
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1 year
@Rotimialabi_ Stop 😭😭😭
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Ijbolina Lolie
4 months
Three actors of colour?! LET’S GO!
@HollywoodHandle
The Hollywood Handle
4 months
The rumored cast of Gareth Edwards’s ‘JURASSIC WORLD:’ • Dev Patel • Jonathan Bailey • Scarlett Johansson • Colman Domingo
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Ijbolina Lolie
1 month
Mutants with extra limbs?
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Sarbloh
1 month
This is what feminism wants to take away from you
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Ijbolina Lolie
1 year
Return Jennifer Lawrence’s Mystique wig right now!
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6 months
@HadizaObi LMAO! My priorities were not in order 😭
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Ijbolina Lolie
11 days
@ThatPHCBoy This reminds me of when I asked for a particular perfume from a sales woman and she just said, “No. That perfume is for women.” I was like “Lady, do you want to sell market or not???”
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Ijbolina Lolie
4 months
Me feeling snatched after a 24 hour diarrhoea session:
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Tips to getting a flat stomach: 1) Diarrhoea.
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