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✍🏾Nubia and the Amazons, Nubia: Queen of the Amazons, Strange & Unsung All-Stars, MGDD: Wreck N’ Roll & much more | rep’d by @ericsmithrocks | (she/her)
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Joined August 2012
I can give them $1.15
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Hackers are on the wrong side of history. Student loans are right there.
Disney+ users have been hacked. The hackers have stolen thousands of customer accounts, days after the launch of the service, and are selling the accounts on the dark web.
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All Chadwick Boseman gave us in the last four years. Knowing he was sick. I can’t even begin to express gratitude, let alone the anguish. Thank you doesn’t even feel like enough, but I do thank him. I hope he rests well. I hope those close to him find comfort.
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These photos of Paul Rudd are giving me defiant toddler.
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Katie and her dry erase board be eating they ass up!.
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I don't pay $9.99 a month for you all to drag me.
"One more episode." –You, lying straight to your own face.
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each time the TL refresh hesitates a second longer than usual
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The Daughter. The Mother. Thee Hot Girl Spirit.
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“I hope this email finds you well.”. It didn’t. What do you want?
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Abusers
Who has the most annoying fan base?.
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From 2021 on forward you may NOT have any yt protagonist in your dystopian movies. They ain’t saving shit. Look at the material.
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“Be the bigger person”. Nah, imma be whatever version of me someone deserves.
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“I’ll just wake up early tomorrow morning and finish this.” . *early tomorrow morning*
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My introvert side celebrating cancelled plans for something I agreed to when my extrovert side was present.
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Adjusted gross income vs what you actually brought home
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Too busy filling out job applications that ask them to attach their resume and then enter what's on that same resume on the next page.
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October is next Monday. It was just June two weeks ago.
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My child discovered the OG Inspector Gadget cartoon on Paramount+ a couple of weeks ago, and this has been our home for ten business days
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My husband and I made the mistake of going to our child’s restaurant for date night. The waiter keeps coming back saying our food will be ready in 15 mins. It’s been 60. The whole Paw Patrol crew came in after us, ate, didn’t even pay, and then left.
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I can smell sizzling hair and conversations I was too young to hear in this tweet. Good times.
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This is still difficult to read.
Chadwick Boseman has been laid to rest in his home state of South Carolina. 🖤.
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Trying to be creative on the weekend after working 40+ hours Monday-Friday.
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The moment ⚪️ people decide you aren’t, in fact, the “safe” Black person who fits into their warped character box, they cancel that humanity subscription they barely gave you real quick.
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Turns out lions don’t in fact have access to the local beauty supply to pick up bigen hair dye and colored contacts.
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“Do you live in the area? This park is for pups and doggies who are in this neighborhood. Let me see your collar. Your address should be on it. It’s just we’ve had some bone theft lately so we have to be more vigilant.”.
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Shuri looking at how the Mind Stone was wired in Vision’s forehead.
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I remember a year ago around this time my husband told me that he had created wordpress accounts on the low so that he could leave me encouraging comments when I had decided to blog to help with my postpartum depression. That’s a love a never knew I could know.
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My assigned FBI agent clicking yes when Netflix wants to know if I’m still watching, because they’re binge watching too.
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Okay but Ava from Abbott Elementary is def a Charles Xavier variant. In this essay I will…
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Me: I would love more opportunities to do x,y,z . *opportunities of x,y,z present themselves* . Anxiety:
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This how bullets be bouncing off Superman’s ass.
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thinking about all of the extroverted activities you agreed to while you were in a good mood
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I just know Maria Rambeau is in the upper room proud
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hera: do you know my husband, zeus?. goddesses and mortals wanting to keep their kids safe:
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The episode of Bob’s Burger when Gene is acting like a little Bob gets funnier each time I watch it.
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Storm: Girl. I’m tired. We haven’t had a day off in months. Even Magneto gives the Brotherhood time off. Jean: Just pass out like I do.
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No one:. Not a soul:. A small child after you tell them to not do something because they could get hurt:
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I remember my dad got extremely upset with me when I refused to make breakfast on a Saturday morning. His response to me was “some wife you’re going to make”. I was 12. When I bring instances like this up to him or my mom when they complain about my brothers they get quiet.
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Netflix don’t even let a show take it’s coat off before they cancel it 😭.
‘Archive 81’ Canceled After One Season at Netflix
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Honestly they could just leave the camera on Jim Jackson during this game.
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My grandma referred to Megan Thee Stallion as “the young woman who could raise Lazarus from the dead” after watching a video of her dancing on stage. This is the only time I’ve been happy that my grandma is on FB and somehow a video of Megan ended up on her FB news feed.
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Abbott Elementary and South Side are two shows that make me so excited not only because they’re top tier, but their mere existence by extension of their creators says, “yeah, there is space for what you want to do too.”.
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Me, a dispatcher, sending the police to arrest you, a white woman, for endangering black lives because their existence bothers you.
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Trying to fall back to sleep after a near heart attack from what I thought was asleep paralysis demon but was actually my child staring me down in the dark whispering “mommy” until I woke up
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Consuming Black trauma like this online and in our own personal lives offline at this level is unsustainable. I don’t really care what anyone thinks. If you’re feeling weary and tired that’s valid. It’s okay to not be okay. You aren’t a robot. This shit fucking hurts.
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“Ororo, can you hear me? My name is Professor Charles Xavier. I’m putting together a school for gifted individuals just like you. You wanna get flewed out?”
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When you regret opening up the gates to Wakanda to everyone.
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Lauryn Hill in 2033 remembering she announced doing a whole ass tour back in 2018.
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Thanos: Who will defeat me?. Avengers: We have THE Beyoncé. *roll credits*
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I guess my child must be throwing a secret house party I wasn’t supposed to know about. There were a bunch of 4-year-olds walking up to me today when I picked him up telling me they were coming to our home on Monday.
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Our son (5yo) asked us how we met a few days ago. We told him on BlackPlanet, to which he replied:. “Black planet? How long did you live there? Why did you leave?”. He was dead serious until we explained it was a place on the Internet 😭.
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*Justice League press conference is interrupted by Brainiac on some bullshit*. Superman: *flys off*.Wonder Woman: *flys off*.Flash: *just got on the scene*.Green Lantern: *flys off*. Batman:
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“You shoulda never called me a fat ass Kelly Price.”
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“Hey could you maybe turn your music down a little? I’m not saying I don’t like, I LOVE DaBaby. Suge is straight fire, but you know building rules and all. Thanks, man. You’re one of the good ones.”
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So the other day my child kept asking for the lotion, after putting some in his hand he rubbed it on my ankle. It was ashy.
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It was uncomfortable af watching these men in their big age gaslight Lil Nas X knowing damn well they knew wtf he was saying was valid. Kevin Hart’s “hate what?” was a hit dog hollering at the top of its lungs.
.@lilnasx speaks the truth about his choice to come out while at the top. More of The Shop on @HBO now!
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I GOT THE POSITION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! . I am staff writer for [redacted] 🥰
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If you look at how many non-black writers voiced their opinions on what happened last night and then looked at how they treat black characters in their works, it all checks out.
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I’m rooting for everyone black*. *everyone black who is in full support of EVERYONE else who is black. So if you’re practicing misogynoir, transphobia, homophobia, and so on, I don’t see it for you.
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4yrold: mommy, let’s pray. Me:. what’s going on?. 4yrold: *deep toddler sigh* I was thinking maybe. *sighs again* maybe we could pray you give me back my tablet. Me:
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RE: EBT cards and healthy food discourse. One day I hope we fully divest ourselves from feeling as though we have a right to control what the poor do or don’t do. It’s tired. Pack it up.
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Still no superhero movie or show starring a black woman, yet here we are, at the Olympics being super human. Okay.
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