Jeremy / Jezza
@goodlobster1
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Gimme a game of Golf, Cold beers, Some sports to watch on the telly, Great friends and a Happy lady and life’s not that bad
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If only Iwi in NZ were as protective of children like Baby Ru and the Kahui twin as they were of dolphins 🤷♂️
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Since offensive T shirts are a hot topic in New Zealand ……. Is this ok 🤷♂️
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Hey looky it’s a Woke Bloke who’s making NZ Broke and as a PM is a Joke wearing a Cloak
Made me Choke
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In 24 hours a rainbow crossing can be repainted and given police supervision
In nearly 6 months with 3 known suspects after the death of a young child we have ……….. 🤷♂️🤷♂️
Priorities aye 😡😡
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“We are all elite Maori”
Wow
Imagine if someone stood up and said “We are all elite Pakeha”
WE ARE ALL NEW ZEALANDERS 🙏🙏
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Screw you One news
I watched to see what you would say about Epsteins documents and you mentioned Trump first then Andrew then Clinton
And then blame the celebs panicking because of Conspiracy Theorists on Twitter
Go broke you Puppets 😡😡
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@1NewsNZ
So 12 months to fix Potholes and 24 hours to paint a rainbow crossing
Priorities are virtue signalling before safety huh 😡😡
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Dear Newshub
You were purchased by WBD a couple of months before the vaccine rollout in NZ
WBD biggest Shareholders are Blackrock and Vanguard
You obeyed their jab narrative and made them billions of $$$$ (as they are large shareholders in Big Pharma)
Then you were dumped. Simple
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Was Tucker Carlson’s description of Jakhinda harsh or on point ?? 😇
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Hey Willie Jackson
Why don’t one of the Iwi purchase Newshub from the millions they’ve received in Treaty settlements ?
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I don’t know a single person that’s even mentioned voting Greens as an option. Who are these 7-10% 🤔
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If you are innocently walk over a rainbow crossing carrying a bucket of white paint and the lids not quite on properly and you accidentally drop it that would be really clumsy aye 🤷♂️
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Just wanted to share the view from my deck in Winter. Happy Friday from New Zealand
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Does it mean you are old when you boil chicken carcass to make chicken stock to save $5 ….. asking for a friend
Yup I’m the friend 🤔
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Hey Hipkins you silly wee Ginger
IF you keep playing the “Maori are being treated bad” card to continue to stop us all feeling like equal NZers you will NEVER get back in
Focus on reading the room ahead of Sausage Rolls FFS
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Jacinda just received a DVF award for her leadership with courage and resilience
I shook my head when I read this until I saw previous recipients of a DVF award include Oprah and Hillary Clinton
Then I thought …….. yeah she fits that sort of company 😈😡
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With next month being a year since the death of Baby Ru I have a question for the NZ Police
Is this case on the Backburner until the case of the stolen pride flags in Queenstown is solved
Your priorities are so messed up 😡
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If you owned a dog and it attacked you every single day you would get it put down aye
Reminder to the government that TVNZ is owned by you
Just sayin 🤷♂️
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Boycott the Beatles. They should have been walking on a rainbow crossing. Were they Transphobic 🤷♂️
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Waiting to hear from Michael Baker and Siouxsie Wiles to find out how terrified of this MPox outbreak I should be 🤷♂️🤷♂️
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Out of curiosity I just searched “how much overseas funding Ukraine has received”
It’s 380 BILLION in just over 2 years
Where has it all gone 🤷♂️
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Merry Xmas you crazy fuckers. May your beer be cold and your Christmas cracker jokes funny as fuck. Go well and go long everyone
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Shout out to all the Dads of daughters out there that don’t want men sharing the bathroom with their girls
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Rednecks love Pork Ribs and Cheese Whizz and Fried Chicken, does she really not like Rednecks ?
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@GregPresland
Is the 20,000 lives saved from the same modellers that got everything else they modelled on the last 3 years wrong 🤷♂️🤦♂️
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Hey NZ media outlets
Just a reminder when you are reading your script tonight about Kainga Ora tenants or Winston’s words
TOMORROW IS 150 DAYS SINCE THE MURDER OF BABY RU AND THE POLICE KNOW WHO THE 3 SUSPECTS ARE 😡😡😡😡
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@FlashMobTaranak
Excellent. Better that you are in a courtroom than parading your bodies in front of children 😡
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@chrisluxonmp
Are any countries giving us money. Or are we just throwing money away while we are in debt……. You and Jacinda are just different wings of the same bird 😡😡😡
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@GoldenHelikaon
And if a school kid had spat at Jacinda’s feet for something like mandating vaccines so they could play sport you obviously would have been ok with that as well
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Oasis getting back together is about as exciting as waking up and knowing I didn’t shit the bed
Boring overrated muppets
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@kaiviti_cam
@jamespeshaw
@MaramaDavidson
@_chloeswarbrick
And how does Marama twist the story to blame CIS white men 😳
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@777_Freedom_777
We have 2 emotions
Hungry or Horny
So if we don’t have a boner make us a bacon sandwich 🤷♂️
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How are the Police finding time to investigate the shooting of the rugby team bus in Hastings ??
They’ve got Rainbow crossings to guard haven’t they 🤷♂️
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@chrishipkins
🤣🤣🤣. You prioritised Maori ahead of other races with health and education and road signs and government department names and THATS what divided the country
Learn to read the room 🤦♂️
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@MorganGodfery
Having a penis and putting some make up and a dress on and then demanding to be allowed to use women’s bathrooms is not brave
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@NewstalkZB
Please Please do a survey on what percentage of Kiwis trust our media in NZ
Dare you 🙏🙏
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Mike McTikiRoberts …… all fanboy like at Tama Iti’s “massive protest”
But what positive coverage did you give the peaceful anti mandate protest on parliament lawn
None because you are just a puppet saying what your masters tell you to 😡😡
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@Strange_G
Well said GK. I actually wonder if they are advised to play the mental health card 🤔
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@winstonpeters
Lucky they are sponsored by KFC. They won’t drop the sponsorship of what looks like some of their best customers……
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The Fruitloop finally blocked me and yet is still posting replies to me 🤣🤣. This is what a Labour supporter looks like. She didn’t like my version of Robbo, Chippy and Jacinda 🥲🥲
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Do any of my Kiwi followers like Six60
I think they are very vanilla and over hyped 🤷♂️
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Was the protest chant today
From the River to the sea
You must honour the Treaty
Keep free lunches at school
And Rainbow crossings rule
Start Oil and Gas bans
It’s real trendy to be Trans
Put a stop to seabed mining
Or us grifters will keep whining
Something like that 🤷♂️
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What a Boss. Boom 💥
Winston Winston Winston 🥊
Like Wellington, you can’t beat him on a good day!
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@SeanPlunket
Probably similar to the cross over between boosted people that have had COVID at least 3 times and also heart problems 😎😎
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The guy I replied to said he’s just renewed his Green Party membership
Why did he block me. I thought this was a fair response 🤷♂️
@PaulThistoll
Do you have to do an initiation like a gang ?
You know like steal something then bully someone and then drive drunk ?
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@BGatesIsaPyscho
If she really has cancer that’s bloody sad. I agree though why all the lies 🤷♂️
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To the 2 followers who blocked me and 4 who unfollowed me after my drunk posts last night I totally understand
To the rest of you still following me
“What are you doing you crazy fools🤷♂️, I love you all”
Jezza
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Second round of Strokeplay Champs today. Wish me luck my X buddies
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If you had a knowingly promiscuous wife and a good friend (let’s call him Fidel) and you put a fake beard on “your son” at the same age as your friend and it looked like this …… would you be a little suspicious
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If a Cis man is someone born a male that grows up and is still a male… what exactly is the point of using the Cis word
Can people help me understand 🙏
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First round of our Golf Club champs this weekend. Do I wear my lucky flower pants ?
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@foundersam
Here’s the facts ……. 2% is a fluctuation
Labour going from 50% to 26% in 3 years is “plummeting”
Follow me for more poll explanations for Lefties
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@corowatchdog
I wish you would march for the conviction of Baby Ru’s murderer. But I guess this is more important 🤦♂️🤦♂️
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@NewstalkZB
Betfair (betting agency has her chances at 17%
Media lies vs betting agencies who can’t afford to lie
I know who I trust more
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My Kiwi X team. Can you please say these 2 things out loud
1. Dame Jacinda Ardern
2. Sir Ashley Bloomfield
Now tell me which one made you throw up in your mouth the most 🤢🤢🤢
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@Tim_Batt
I’m picking you’ve spent more of your life tucking your penis between your legs and looking at yourself in the mirror than you have watching Mr Peters political career
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It’s quarter final time and the breakfast bad boys arrived in time. Send me good vibes my X clan
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@tukakimatt
I will stop using the word Woke when I don’t hear about colonisers and Maori being treated poorly for a week
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If 15% of NZ still support the Greens after this current shit show the future of New Zealand is screwed
Mike, Mike, Mike 😳
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Warning - this weekends tweets may contain explicit language and occasional nudity
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I’m back after 12 hours in jail. Lots of Corona’s and posting on X isn’t a great combination…….. apparently 🤷♂️
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@GregNordo
I’ve noticed that myself. Whenever I ask why when you are jabbed and wearing a mask you still don’t feel protected the silence is deafening 😳
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So 3 months on from Baby Ru’s death and the latest is that Whanau are continuing to push the 3 involved to “Tell the truth”
So I’m sure any day now they will 🤷♂️😡😡
Lock all 3 up for tampering with evidence …… our police are so gutless
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@shananhalbert
@LabourMaoriNZ
@nzlabour
And all of you political figures that support Palestine should offer a room in your house for these people to stay
Let’s see if your support is genuine or just virtue signalling
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@patrickgowernz
Really 🤦♂️ The public told you to be unbiased and report the truth.
You pushed the jab, you worshipped Jacinda, you pushed Te Reo down our throats when you know we didn’t want it
WBD used you like puppets 🤷♂️
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Did anything piss you off more in life than taping an awesome song on the radio and just before the song finishes and you stop recording the stupid DJ starts talking over the music
Seriously 😡😡
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@nzlabour
Let’s wait until the COVID enquiry to see how many Billions you wasted unnecessarily while you forced people out of jobs and small businesses to close …….
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Into the 4th month since Baby Ru’s murder and the police say it could take months yet before someone is held accountable as they still haven’t “heard the truth”
Can’t you just pretend they are anti mandate protestors and pepper spray them and punch them 😡😡
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There is a rumour about Jacinda Ardern
That she’s about to make a Labour return
She’s got more Gas in the Tank
And Blackrock bucks in the Bank
Is this really a genuine concern ?
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@kalemba_to84181
@goddeketal
@Clint_ZA
I got COVID and it cost me a handful of Panadol and some tissues. I think vaccinated people should have to pay for their vaccines if they want them that desperately
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Just read the rubbish about TPM starting their own parliament and focussing on “Mokopuna Livelihood”
What has TPM said about Baby Ru’s murder ……..
Nothing thats what ……. Too busy dividing the country and hating white people 😡
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Lots of unfollows and a few blocks from my honest drunken posts last night
To those departed ….. thanks for removing the trash yourselves
To the awesome ones remaining …… hold onto your hats ……. Jezza has decided to let loose on X Mofos
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It astounds me there have been no arrests for the murder of Baby Ru
YET I scooter round the block naked once and in the cells you go Jeremy
🥲🥲🥲
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Straya day being ruined
Media stoking the fire with Maori that wanting all NZers treated equally is Racist
Immigrants flooding countries Worldwide
The WEF planning their next moves.
The Lions are getting really angry.
I think 2024 will get ugly
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@nzlabour
@arenaa
@LabourMaoriNZ
My mother taught me to treat everyone equally ……. You should have followed that advice as well instead of favouring one race of people
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@Huttvalleycraz1
Good on you. And also as a Pakeha man you will no longer have other people prioritised ahead of you for healthcare due to their race. Excellent day aye
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We needed that Wikiti 😳😳
I never knew there was a Maori word for Wicket 🤦♂️🤦♂️
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@NZParliament
Seriously are you lot trying to divide the country ….. stop promoting one group of people ahead of others. All part of the distraction tactic isn’t it
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All these Kamala supporters I’m seeing criticising Trump for not saying he wanted Ukraine to win the war 😡
FFS he said he wanted the war to end
Do they want war to continue and to make an enemy of Russia
Bloody ridiculous 🤷♂️
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@troy_prophet
If the person who was in the camera footage came forward that would clear Chloe’s name
I wonder why she hasn’t don’t this 🤷♂️😇
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