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God is my Alias. If I don’t believe in myself, that makes me an atheist👽
|god complex|
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After the joke, you’ll still hear ‘hope say you Dey alright sha’ ‘you go like go hospital’
But that initial clowning is a must🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bro almost lost his life and his niggas are making a joke out of the incident😭. Guys are too funny😂
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God did🤲🏻
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Lmaooo
You guys really overlook investment banking boys. And the asset management boys. Okay just Dey play
Have a guy doing NGN5M/m as an IB
We tech boys, shishi no Dey hand oooo😔
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The day I stopped underrating 9-5 was when I saw the Dep. CEO of Geregu Power wearing a $300k watch
There’s 9-5 and there’s 9-5😭
People underrate 9-5 here.
I wonder why they have not met all those senior 9-5 people that own houses in NICON, Chevyview, Carlton Gate, Pinnock, Royal Gardens City etc, some in their early 40s at best.
Houses worth over N300m. Some have 2-3.
You think if car was their
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@Inyegirl
Nigerians are actually sweet. It's the condition of the country that causes most people to tighten up. Deep down? We are babies that just care for each other.
The corrupt leaders made us wereys wey dey disguise.
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Not a Wizkid fan but damn his sound engineers are just top notch and he actually knows how to make good music.
That said, I’m in a big mood😴
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Nobody
Messi’s wife:
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Me as buhari:
Please forget about za lekki massacre. They are dead, they are dead. Let zem be
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Ogaaa
Off the road. We single out here and living free
Lmaooooooabegideyfibdbabelikemadhelpmeplease
Lmaoooooooo
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Nah mehnn
LAYCON is a really good rapper. Flows, bars, delivery, he checks all for me mehn.
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And no, it’s not stringing along
It’s making people feel good no matter the situation they find themselves
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Bro. If I get this kind of gig. My guys go too eat. Outsourcing like mad so that more will come
People don’t understand the power of turn over gigs. Imagine you outsource, over deliver and you start getting such gigs every 3 months. You go too eat mehn
Poor planning from him
You were paid $70k to design 14,000 icons, you missed deadline thrice, stop communicating and you’re on twitter saying shit.
Depression didn’t make you to stop sending invoices every week!
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This guy does the largest tech onboarding. May posterity be kind to you and yours
We’ve gotten the 5k likes. 🙏🏽🙏🏽 RT this so the people who need it can benefit.
I post the form before and I’ll post it again as I intend to close it tomorrow, so kindly RT and share to everyone…
166 people will get 120k each (10,000 naira monthly for 12 months, paid for them)
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@_thintalltifeh
@MadamCondensed
Chaos 3:3
‘Alas, alas, yes unrest we must witness wherein no mercy nor justice is felt for the oppressed but the land in which chaos and violence breweth, therein also shall we dwell until we are satisfied with the rain of fire and brimestone just as of the plagues in egypt’
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So apparently I’m job hunting again after almost 3 years
I’M AVAILABLE. Spoil me with those jobs
Plus I’m looking to cofound startups now too. LFG!
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I hear this
Spit in mouth
Suck obalende toes
Slapping
Spanking
Very filthy and disrespectful
I heard
Good sex is extremely filthy, nasty, dirty sex.
Never forget that.
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Sexual indiscipline will actually ruin you faster than poverty
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Even though Saturn is the second largest planet, I'm not sure it'll contain the people coming there at midnight oooo. We might build on its rings 💜✝️✝️✝️.
#saturnEP
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My Father’s friend who made a first class in Elect Elect is currently a VP at AWS (tech giant) he was previously at baker Hughes. Spearheaded a project worth $32b+ in baker Hughes
See ehn, education is amazing. School is not scam. Do what you can but do it well
1. Best student in my secondary school set: now Head of Hydrogen Operations, Shell North America
2. Best student in my university class: now Country Head of Commercial, Shell Albania, Europe
Happy for you guys’ life. May we not be example of tweets like this
School ne be scam!
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@Qudouze
I know nau
You Dey tell me
Asset manager of the royal family asset
You wan compare am to designer wey Dey do $220k/year
Them go floor the tech bro ehn🤣🤣🤣
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@basedpapi__
@chuuzus
@adelana109
@jidesanwoolu
Alaye shut up and geddifok. You go just open mouth waaaaaaaaaa.
The peaceful people should pipe low but the schizophrenic ones should continue ba? Una suppose dey think before una spit nonsense commot mouth oo.☠️
Wo ma shekpe fun yi oo. Mtcheww
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I just no wan talk😭😭😭
Senior designer of 9 years without live product
Please nauuu😭🤣
Not fake it to make it of 2022 hosting space ontop fake it to make it of 2023.
Lol tech twitter NG.
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- 15xed my income
- landed an international role
- led product design at an international company (didn’t know I could do it but I did)
- launched v1 of my portfolio
- got a new phone
- bought a car (in the spiritual realm)
Now we go harder in the second half of the year💨
Half of 2023 is almost gone; what’s your favorite achievement this year?
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Looking for a product designer and a cross platform developer to join a startup.
Kindly attach your portfolio if interested.
Please RT. They may be on your TL.
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Compliments here and there from fine women. I also did look tasty😮💨
This pink vintage shirt looks tasty
Alright. Off to chibyverse👍🏻
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@intodnelliverse
@james_amanii
@the_ayo_ifedapo
@__Stephenie_
For both the Jerry can and the two church buses
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I have a genuine question for yall that are dating
Open to babes to answer too
What do you men/your men do when the babes are having period pains/cramps?
I’m trying to plan for when I find love🫠
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@Tunde4L
Lmfaooo. It’s cause Wayne threw easy to get punchlines. Em throw puns that you won’t even know we’re puns.
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@winniewheeny
💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣you need to give her grandchildren please
Na why she no hesitate bring am come house
If Mohammed(winny) does not go to mountain(husband), the mountain will come to Mohammed
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@AkinolaAguda1
@rebelboyalex
Idan cannot be defined or created but can be transit from one state to the other
- idan’s first law of idan
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@Dave_eshio
@ItsOlisaa
please I need that sticker. If it entails me giving you my number. I need it!!!!!😭
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@Wizarab10
remember my aunt's help. Made me eat her ass and went ahead to rape me. I was 6. till date, my parents never found out.
Few months ago I saw her at my grandad's burial and I was so angry. Sha God dey
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I keep saying it
Heaven helps those that help themselves. If you like no hustle, stay Dey wait make tithe open door automatically for you.
The Bible itself doesn’t support laziness so get your ass up and work for that dough.
Today is a Sunday.
As you go to church,
Be wise to resist bullshit.
Elon Musk is now the richest man in the whole world. He is an atheist. No tithes. No special “seed”. No 24hr miracle seed. No breakthrough offering.
As you go to church,
Pls read your Bible and use your brains.
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Bruhhhhhhh
Washing machine >>>>
The inventor cooked when he had that idea😭❤️
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@MysticMahney
@aproko_doctor
Asinnn
Eminem?? Mumble???
That’s what happens when they send those people to school and they don’t listen in English class
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@cenbank
Alaye
The server is down, it's an offline version that's still there
BTW
Efcc site is down😂😂😂😂
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