Here to be Haffy. I derive intense pleasure in Premium Violence. Still Zaddie JP, EGBEDU 1. Angry Foodie. Devoted Itsekiri Dad, Catholic. Pure Arsenal Fan!
*True story shared on Radio*
I am a medical doctor & my hubby is a software developer. We both had good jobs till my husband lost his job & getting a new paid job was hard, we decided that I travel to Canada till we’re stabilized, he would join us with the kids. We have 2girls.
You lock your account with padlock for almost a year cos you became a side-chick to a Drug Baron and now he has been caught by EFCC, you have remove padlock to find new client.
Make them release am first, na me go first cast you for this app.
I just remember one perfume vendor on this app that delivers expensive perfumes to her customers that are men cos women literally can’t afford them. If she sees you & feel you are worthy, she will sleep with you as souvenir. Life is what it is offline🙏🏾
I lost a good man. How do I get him to forgive his children and I ? Can I still save my home ?
Who will you blame in this story? The Children who lied on their Father cause of Freedom or the wife that didn’t trust in her husband despite him pleading he was innocent? 😢😭😢
That they lied cause their father did not give them freedom to do what they desire & they wanted to leave NIGERIA. My world shattered. Where do I start from? How do I beg my husband? What do I say? Probably, I should have trusted my husband, but I was just trying to be a good Mom
a man that would do that to his daughters went scotfree because there is no evidence to push a case. I bursted out crying while apologizing to my girls about what he put them through. It was there that they confessed that their father did not touch them.
I was happy as such strong hand is needed for my girls. I ignored their attitude. Few days to when I was to travel back to Canada. I called my girls to talk to them. After a long talk, they told me that daddy did not want them to go out cause he was having sex with both of them.
Dec 2018, I decided to come to NIGERIA for the festivities to celebrate & our 20th wedding anniversary.
When I arrived, I noticed a tensed atmosphere between my daughters and their father. I thought it was the teenager – parent’s issue, so I ignored it but when I noticed that
my daughters would sometimes be rude to their father, I demanded to know what was going on. This became a matter of concern cause, my daughters used to adore their father.
I tried severally to get my girls to speak but all they had to say was for me to talk to my husband.
Lemme drop this gist.
A follower begged for financial assistance for her surgery. I gave her hundreds of thousands. She had a successful surgery. I wondered why she hasn’t called me for days, call to check on her but her no wasn’t going. Went online to realize have been blocked.
I had to ask my hubby what was going on. He told me it was nothing he couldn’t handle & that our girls were keeping bad company in school & cause of this, he decided to disallow them from going out & attend parties. He drops them in school & creates time to pick them from school.
They called our girls & they said the same thing. I didn’t know who to believe. My husband kept begging me to believe him but I just was not ready to listen cause I could not see reason why our children would lie about such. I made arrangement and took my children back to Canada
When my husband came back from the office, I confronted him and they repeated what they told me in his presence. My husband denied vehemently but the girls insisted that it was the truth. I was confused and I sought the counsel of our pastor and his parents.
with me despite the loans I had to take, for the extra costs. While I filed for divorce. I raised my children alone for about 3years.
Then I heard the news that my now ex husband was getting married to someone else. I mentioned it to the girls and expressed how sad I was that
How much is bulletproof vest and where can I get one?
I would love to be at the protest tomorrow and have a Story to tell my lineage and not just Tweets.
RT aggressively cos my Seller might be on your TL. I can afford for 9 E-Angels if possible.
#SARSMUSTEND
#SARSMUSTENDNOW
I pray that whoever left their abode and homes to the streets to protest for the sake of
#June12thProtest
, may the gracious Lord grant you define guidance, bring you all home safely to your loved ones.
No death shall befall any protesters. 🙏🙏🙏
#KeepitOn
#EnoughIsEnough
Influencers and Vendors here know they will need the retweets of their followers to retweet their biz tweets but they won’t engage them except their co Influencers & Vendors.
They be like "pls help me retweet my last tweet, I never chop for weeks.”Hunger go Fire you for weeks.
DStv is just waste of an average Nigerian Naira to be honest. It's better to have a Smart Tv with a fast internet, subscribe monthly for Netflix Movies. Also with your internet, you can watch Live Matches weekly on your Smart Tv and be updated.
Oya let’s kickoff this Sunday Morning in a Fast, Smart and Bright Mood.
99 Handles.
499 RTs,
499 Likes,
99 mins.
Just use the Hashtag and Haffy Emoji.
@Ibidapson
will pick 50 while
@yemisi_williams
will pick 45. Fallout.
You use millions do giveaway gather followers, most influencers are in your payroll. You open NGO as disguise on TwitterNG. The same people you do giveaway for report your account cause they know you will spend more money to get followers. Most Senseless Chelsea Fan ever 😂🤣😂🤣
Lemme promote my side hustle here.
You’ve been trying to process your FORM-M at your bank for months with high commission rate from your bankers with no approval.
It can be processed in just 5 working days without paying a dime. You will only be charged after it’s approved.
Called with another no & asked why I was blocked. Guess what she said; “You didn’t check up on me before and after my surgery. Do you think everything is about money? You’re too proud and pompous”. She even hung up on me. I was in awe for mins. She’s still begging for 2k on d TL.
I'm grateful to have a daughter, and I pray that she grows up to become a successful career woman. I want to attend events where she'll speak so I can proudly introduce myself as her father. I don't want anyone to derail her from chasing her dreams cos of insignificant things.
I patronized a Vendor today. I realize she has blocked me but as usual, I decided to be mischievous.
I used my burner account to order, she sent aza, paid for it and told her to contact Papa Riri for delivery details. Till now she never respond to me. TwitterNG Vendors eh.
I wanna try something daring today. Lemme see if it will work.
Can 299 E-Angels like this tweet? It’s just an experiment. Just only like. Will delete this tweet in 99 mins.
@nosafk
I sha know say me, her Mama and Papa go visit my village chief priest before I spend my money. If the juju no work on her, eh go work on her Papa and Mama.
@MrMekzy_
Bro if na me get this kind wife, na 3 I go buy! I go don eat one inside motor before I come inside with one and see if she will drag that one with me. Imagine oh
Let’s be Haffy this morning.
Retweet for Airtime
Like for Bundle
Comment to be Lucky for both
Do it all for a Surprise from EGEBDU 1.
Use your Haffy Emoji and the hashtag.
Does of you supporting Dipo and Omojuwa. God will punish you all for your ignorance and hypocrisy. It shall not be well with now and until you realize your foolishness and madness. Bastards.
Riri is 7 today.
It’s all about Riri throughout. I pray and wish TwitterNG don’t deviate or diverge my attention off it.
Haffy Birthday to my major source of Haffyness now and always.
I don’t know what my life would have turned into by now if I didn’t take a decision 9yrs ago to be a Father.
Imagine journeying this wicked world alone without my “Most Holy” aka Riri beside me. It would have been hopeless, pessimistic, bleak and fruitless.
The Power of Online Protesters caught the attention of Jack and others.
Did I ever told you guys am awesomely proud of you? We did this and we won’t relent to do more. We have the power in our Fingers, LETS DO THIS NOW !!!!!!
#EndSARS
Did I tell you all I will be giving 29K to 1 Vendor everyday for 30days and 69k for a Vendor on the 31st and also Data or Airtime to 29 E-Angels too Everyday?
Wahala for who no dey follow Papa Riri. We scatter this App coded by December.
Let me make some new Followers Haffy.
If you’re a new Follower, just reply with a Haffy Emoji. I’ll pick 99 for the next 11hrs i.e 9 handles every hour.
Old Followers, behave and don’t be tempted.
Data & Airtime for only 29 E-Angels.
RT, Like and use my Hashtag. Gimme 99 likes in 29 mins. Legoooo ✌️✌️
From now on, it’s Double Haffyness.
@yemisi_williams
and
@Ibidapson
are you set?
I don vex 😡😡😡😡
Who’s ready for the Zaddy Rave?
@Ibidapson
and
@yemisi_williams
are we ready?
What about we gift 199 people with Data Bundle and Airtime tonight? Is that even possible?
Retweet for Data Bundle.
@Ibidapson
will pick 29 handles by 10:29pm. Use the hashtag and haffy emoji. I’m really busy lately but let’s manage this and be Haffy. Legoooooooo
Tomorrow, Bayern FC will lose woefully to their opponents in a Semi-Final clash to Lyon FC by 0-1.
Sport Punters, place bets on it and thank me later.
Man United, Barca and esp Chelsea Fans, you can bring your money let’s have some fun, 299K. You can RT for others
EGBEDU 1.
Restaurants are opening fully by August 14. I’m thinking of hosting 9 of my solid old followers that date.
They can pick an exotic restaurant of their choice so I and 9 of them will just eat, drink and gist. Preferably on the mainland but island is fine. Drop your ideas.
Is there anything affordable I can buy for my guys on the TL that is affordable? Sensible Suggestions & handle of Vendor if possible.
If you come my TL and say credit alert, just watch what I’ll do. I go shock you with my new Block Industry Skills. It’s efficiency is topnotch.
People in Nigeria will always manage & tolerate oppression and intimidation cause they have it in mind that when they are at top someday, they will do worse to their juniors what their seniors did to them.
Even people with monthly inflow of 50K per month in their account are also joining voices in the queue of complaining about the inefficiency of Zenith Bank with their peanuts that they used for airtime, at ATM’s, buy fuel for Gen & sport betting.