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Gladys Wanga came all the way from Homa Bay to steal YOUR protected forest land in Nairobi. This level of greed is just ridiculous, and that's why we need everyone's help in the fight ahead. Please contribute and become a Friend of Oloolua Forest
#FOOF
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😂😂 literally on the same day he says this...
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Corona when it counts the congregation and sees only 99 people
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Peter Munya's Son. Most politicians are now fronting their kids,I expect to see them vying for position come 2027.
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Different bill. The IEBC bill has no such clause. This sneaky, thieving clause is from the Elections Amendment Bill. Direct the people's attention there, that's where the fight is.
Yoooooo,
A quick one before y'all sleep and wake up to this bill as law.
There is a clause in the new bill that makes a car a polling station anywhere in Kenya.
🤔
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This morning at Ololuua 🙂😌😊 The forest lives for another day 💪🏽💪🏽
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I'll tell you what, trust me, that boy will NEVER EVER forget that day. I still have very vivid memories (and pics) of my dad taking us Safari Rally car chasing every year 🙂 best weekends of my life!!!
Tumebakisha 3k na hata hatujaguza fuliza. Pure Bliss 😁😁
Memories are made of this...
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Also, credit where due, govt & the relevant bodies came through. We had to scream but the screams were heard.
This morning at Ololuua 🙂😌😊 The forest lives for another day 💪🏽💪🏽
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This shit makes me MAD. These are the cows who were at the forefront of turning this country to a latrine and 40 years later while still enjoying the fruits of their shitty leadership they go "Lulz 🤭 it was crazy, cant say much but we did mad things 😜 sorry. Anyhoo buy my book"
They will murder me if I release my book today - Jirongo . Watch the entire conversation here ->
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I dunno this is but enjoy 😁
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Why it is so easy to con Kenyans on matters land, yet if one is diligent there's a 99% chance they won't fall for land scams baffles me.
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Small small Oloolua update 🙂 The trenches that were dug to build the wall around the grabbed land have been completely filled as of this morning. From next week the tree seedlings to be planted along the trench line will start arriving 😌🙂
You are the most useless body ever. Total absolute shit. I've seen shit and y'all and the shittiest of all useless shit. You're asking for evidence and fencing has already began, literally in the open from the road??? Go die
@KeForestService
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Almost half of Ololuua is already gone, given to shady institutions and people. The grabbing is on steroids under this regime. Almost weekly.
Really saddened by what's happening at Oloolua. Sad, sad stuff. The onslaught under Ruto has been something never been seen before. Blatant grabbing and nobody to turn to, all protective bodies are compromised most of all
@KeForestService
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We haven't set a world record in 2 days. What is happening to our country?!
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You are the most useless body ever. Total absolute shit. I've seen shit and y'all and the shittiest of all useless shit. You're asking for evidence and fencing has already began, literally in the open from the road??? Go die
@KeForestService
Kenya Forest Service advises any person with evidence to the contrary to present the same to the nearest police station for investigation.
The Service will ensure Oloolua Forest will continue to be safeguarded as a natural resource for posterity and for the benefit of all.
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Pushed off the road right in front of cops who are busy on their phones
@NPSOfficial_KE
@IG_NPS
#sharetheroad
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