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#RutoMustGo
Gladys Wanga came all the way from Homa Bay to steal YOUR protected forest land in Nairobi. This level of greed is just ridiculous, and that's why we need everyone's help in the fight ahead. Please contribute and become a Friend of Oloolua Forest
#FOOF
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They're struggling to find 2.8 Billion for University Funding but they have 14.2 Billion lying around for printing shiny new currency notes. This country is disgusting.
I was at the Carrefour Galleria meat section, the area that only sells South African beef. So the butcher saw me looking at the SA beef then asked me if I want some. I told him “Nah. Sitaki nyamapiano”. Nobody laughed but shit, I died. I'm still dying. 💀
Met this foreigner at Alchemist. We chatted, told me she loves travelling I'm like 'Me too!'. Then she asked me what I was doing next weekend, I was free & ready! She spent Mon & Tue sending me links to Hawaii, Greece, Fiji ati we can leave on Sunday. I meant like Lamu tf 😭
The new junctions on Ngong Road require you to look left, look right, look up, look down, look under your seat, look in your pocket, look deep in your heart...
There is something very sinister about Edwin Sifuna. Very sinister and two-faced, and I get it all politicians are sinister and two-faced by nature and nurture, but his seems... Ruto-like
Yesterday morning someone shouted 'Wamlambez!' on one side of Biashara St. then from the other side another shouted back 'Wamnyonyez!'. It was beautiful. We have reached peak national cohesion.
Public Fundraising Appeal Bill is before Senate. They saw the success Hanifa had and said they have to stop Kenyans helping Kenyans. "Medical bills? Huna permit? Kufa haraka"
Now to fundraise nationally you will need the CS's approval, and guess what, CHURCHES ARE EXEMPT 🤣😂
Ordering a croissant is such a headache. You don't want to say kroyisant because that's too Kenyan, but you also don't want to say qqqwaso because that's too French.
Going out with married people is torture. These guys DO NOT want to go home, & want to be out daily from 5pm to 8am the following day. Any plan, even if its sitting by the road to look at potholes getting wider, as long as they don't go home.
A pendulum never settles on the left or right. Its stops at the centre - point of equilibrium. It can only stop at either side if someone holds it there, but that's rigging against the laws of physics... rig... wait... are you saying...
Housing in Kenya is funny. Parking is a huge added 'amenity' and landlords feel so proud to have provided parking. Like they've saved you the hustle of putting your car in your fridge.
We've literally gone back to the Moi days, with a whole new generation of voters. BTW this man raped two minors while a minister, left both pregnant, admitted it through his lawyer - Moses Wetangula - and had police force them out of hiding in FIDA offices. This country sigh
Can't believe I have to pay 1,000 to have a document taken downstairs to be signed. And I can't do it because it has to be taken downstairs by a special person. Some downstairs document taker specialist. Govt offices are shithouses
This is something I foresaw happening. Politicians will now start fronting their kids, nephews, young disciples etc as part of a new wave of youth and Gen Z's 'leaders' but they'll just be their political proxies
"If you cannot keep time with your employer you have basically dismissed yourself"
President Ruto asks members of the Executive who arrived late at Cabinet Appraisal meeting, to submit written explanations.
'Nanyuki residents' got together in a fundraiser in efforts to stop the Mt Kenya fire. Good stuff, but, er, Nanyuki residents are a very peculiar group...
Different bill. The IEBC bill has no such clause. This sneaky, thieving clause is from the Elections Amendment Bill. Direct the people's attention there, that's where the fight is.
Yoooooo,
A quick one before y'all sleep and wake up to this bill as law.
There is a clause in the new bill that makes a car a polling station anywhere in Kenya.
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@99thsense
White people need to understand that if I leave Nairobi and go to see my shosh in Nyeri I have travelled. County border kwani si border pia? Nonsense.
Money has some weird, unique healing power. You feel depressed, tired, unwell, lonely, uneasy about life then a cheque comes through. Suddenly everything seems alive, bright and glorious.
Do you know how crazy it is that Ruto has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to show for being vice president and president??? 12 years of doing nothing. The only thing he has done effectively is kill kids.
#RutoMustGo
Wawira had such a great thing going with Food4Education; effective, impactful, internationally recognised, respected... then they fell into the dimples. Now its scandals, committee appearances, lost funds, corruption. This was a game changer 😔😣
Summer bunnies everywhere. Dressed in nothing but vests, shorts and Nikes and converting everything at Carrefour into dollars. "Sh1500 how much is that in dollars? Around $15? Oh that's cheap! In Washington its like 40 bucks"
I'll tell you what, trust me, that boy will NEVER EVER forget that day. I still have very vivid memories (and pics) of my dad taking us Safari Rally car chasing every year 🙂 best weekends of my life!!!
Museum entry fees are set to double over the next three years as the National Museums of Kenya (NMK) moves to shore up its revenues to reduce its reliance on the exchequers.
This shit makes me MAD. These are the cows who were at the forefront of turning this country to a latrine and 40 years later while still enjoying the fruits of their shitty leadership they go "Lulz 🤭 it was crazy, cant say much but we did mad things 😜 sorry. Anyhoo buy my book"
There's a certain pride that Kenyans have in taking shortcuts. When we overlap and cut traffic, when we cheat our way through rships, when we get a phone at half price etc, basically anything to get one leg up over another Kenyan, and that's what conmen take advantage of
Small small Oloolua update 🙂 The trenches that were dug to build the wall around the grabbed land have been completely filled as of this morning. From next week the tree seedlings to be planted along the trench line will start arriving 😌🙂
You are the most useless body ever. Total absolute shit. I've seen shit and y'all and the shittiest of all useless shit. You're asking for evidence and fencing has already began, literally in the open from the road??? Go die
@KeForestService
Really saddened by what's happening at Oloolua. Sad, sad stuff. The onslaught under Ruto has been something never been seen before. Blatant grabbing and nobody to turn to, all protective bodies are compromised most of all
@KeForestService
You are the most useless body ever. Total absolute shit. I've seen shit and y'all and the shittiest of all useless shit. You're asking for evidence and fencing has already began, literally in the open from the road??? Go die
@KeForestService
Kenya Forest Service advises any person with evidence to the contrary to present the same to the nearest police station for investigation.
The Service will ensure Oloolua Forest will continue to be safeguarded as a natural resource for posterity and for the benefit of all.
What!? 😂 This is how fatherhood gets diluted & forgotten. You're out here balancing rent, school fees, insurance, mortgage etc silently on a tight salary then your family commitment is judged by not knowing your kid's fav colour changed from red to yellow last year
When we say too many married mothers are basically single mothers, this is what we mean. Fathers and husbands that are physically present in the home but absent in all the other ways and do not participate or carry the mental load required to adequately parent. Ridiculous.
Only people I hear who get unexpected MPESA messages are ladies. I've never heard a dude getting one. The concept of 'unexpected MPESA message' is such a foreign concept to us it should be in a school curriculum
Suluhu snubbed our national day celebrations because she was dealing with floods in TZ. Ruto, in the midst of our own floods, would rather we all drown than let even one free foreign trip pass.
Newspapers be like:
"How Man Started a Construction Company with Only Kshs 100.
James didn't have a job. So he used kshs 100 to take a matatu to go see his uncle who gave him a 1 million loan..."
Lol, so...
If you are ordering items through
@Posta_Kenya
(I ordered on AliExpress), there is a company called Speedaf that intercepts your packages soon as it arrives in the country. They then call you to tell you they have it and will deliver it to you... at a fee.