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@pkarnet

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RAW Realist! I speak swords Politics & General stuff .Trust me,I came here to argue with poets .Sarcasm Tank

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Chemosi
2 months
Olympics Gold medalist Beatrice Chebet and Faith Kipyegon
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Robber caught on camera trying to break into a home in Ngong town, the CCTV recorded the man at 2:43 am trying to destroy the camera.
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2 years
Hakuna venye Billboard ya Ruto ingelala Kisumu
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8 months
Try this in Kenya and all discipline forces in the country will leave whatever they're doing including antistock theft and KWS to pursue you and your team.
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Every passing day we become a more and more lawless country. Also because nobody is held accountable these lawless incidents continue. This is in Cape Town, allegedly gangsters. How hard is it to arrest these thugs? How many incidents of crime could directly be linked to these
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2 years
Gaidi amenipeleka Namanga birthday, nimelipia kila kitu mpaka Kitenge amenunua border kisha ananishow vile amenitreat.
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2 years
A pal requests for gari to go to Kitui for a family function ati atanipea ka kitu ,I offer to drive him coz I'm free and that's when he tells me I don't need coz he's carrying 30 boxes of tiles.
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6 months
Njugush going into Matatu industry...I see people still heve faith in that sector of the economy,one of my pals had to trick the crew& cartels that his Matatu was taking mourners to Bomet for him be able to withdraw his Matatu and sell it to a school..He swears never again
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2 years
Boss,Kuna shida kidogo imetokea.....
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1 year
Si Madvd is eating good! Saa hii angekuwa ana issue statement akiuliza mbona baba amekatazwa kuingia Shakahola forest.
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3 years
"This lady being lifted here comes from my village..she is in prison accused of killing her mum who was my primary teacher,we schooled with her bros, at the time she was accused of murder she was doing her masters.Knec doesn't even have records of its past candidates" @ntvkenya
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7 years
Picha ya Baba na that lady in Zanzibar Kuna MTU amecomment " Huyu ndiye anakula pesa ya Paybill wengine wakikula teargas' 😂😂😂
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1 year
Senator Jackson Mandago ameitwa Kiplagat na mzee....Ukiitwa your Kip name (musarek name) na mzee jua kimeumana
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2 years
If your uncle is one many ambassadors Uhuru hurriedly appointed some weeks to elections then he's coming home ..Jaydo sent them abroad but forgot to sign their accreditation and Nabii found the on the drawers of State House so hao ni watalii tu.
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2 years
Nikubaya
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7 years
True,Hiding in the bushes to nab over speeding cars is quite innovative
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NTSA crowned best innovative company of 2017 @ntsa_kenya
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6 years
Shagz is already lit
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8 months
You guys don't underestimate Kenya Police...Upatikane na Inspector Kiprono kama umefanya madharau ka hii! haki ya Mungu you're going to call all your ancestors
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2 years
New Mall coming on Langata Road
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@ArchLibwege @Nissiben1 Jaribu uone..Kuwa bandit lakini usijaribu kuonyesha madharau
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2 years
You give billions to Ruto then when he contributes them to churches you came back and ask us where does he get all the money!
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9 years
When you see hyenas fighting among themselves just know your goat has been eaten ~Kalenjin Proverb #Waigurudeals
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2 years
Azimio top communication strategist aliuliza swali..minutes later the billboard is down
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2 years
1st he told me they were 5 family members and one was a lorry driver and I didn't have to worry and occupy a space meant for him .When I insisted that he had to drop one family member that's when he funguad roho about tiles.
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6 months
@WambuguKanyi You Matatu inakulwa na watu wengi...You can't just wake up one day and tell the crew leteni Matatu yangu... there's possibility of vandalism.
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2 years
My aunt got double blessed this morning
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Before Tonje soldiers were paid like watu wa mjengo .End month pesa inaletwa kila mtu anahesabiwa pesa yangua anapenda wanaingia Mess wanakunywa yote.He insisted that they will all be paid through bank accounts, called in bank to open account for all soldiers.Great man that one!
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6 years
We building SGR railways when we can't get even our water right
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1 year
@LincolnOmo20004 Hio mapua ni ya Wilberforce Wafula
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2 years
@ngetichpascal Bana... I'm shocked! Ukiona wanaume wananyimana gari we elewa
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6 months
People who have invested in Matatu industry..Tell us your story..it sound interesting!
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2 years
This is the original..the figures match ...The paper with Jose's name was put on the background by Azimio during picture taking time
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8 years
Now who is right between the biology guru and the chemistry one ?
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7 years
A Sportpesa jackpot winner is now a MCA in Kericho
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7 years
It's like this nigga Bow wow retired from music to concentrate on taking Ls full time
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2 years
Nigerians wako ndani ndani ndani ya hii government
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Inakaa Doyen alikula pesa ya woria mingi sana
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@DrAlfredMutua You want to take credit for locust flying on their own
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@Ciku_Yegon @Kevlan_ Kinome taptok kisegemik?
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Buda hachezi.African Parents
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2 years
Aden Duale and Aden Keynan at Moi University
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@Makiadi_ hio biashara noma...ni kama ya pombe
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2 years
@dnkariuki Baba..Mimi nikiwa na ata 50k kwa mfuko sipendi watu wakinikaribia ovyo ovyo ata nikazwe aje choo ya kanjo siingii nitakunyia kwa nyumba
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8 years
Governor Isaac Ruto launching a water tap
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6 years
The sugar issue is Wahindi cartels Vs Somalis cartels .The president is on the Wahindi cartel ,his Deputy on the Somalis side.
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2 years
@nairobipundit
nairobi pund!t🇰🇪™
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I have confirmed this happened in Kisumu. This is not right. It should not repeat itself.
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@Currie_Powder Nanok naye anavaa anything
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3 years
We did Nancy Baraza bad as a country now that Babu tried to kill someone and nothing will happen to him
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4 years
@nyaseme_ @ngwata_ Where is the cow?
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2 years
This came to the fore during the Rigathi's Angola visit when our Ambassador was asked to schedule a meeting with the Angolan President and he started ....Unajua Unajua ....
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6 years
She slept with the neighbor
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The gaidi once made us move houses causes the foods neighbors cooked smelled 'bad'. I'll never get over that.
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3 years
Business in Kenya should protest the new KRA directive of stalking people on social media because it's anti consumerism hence anti business.
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5 years
Waiguru going through Baba's Mweupe Kama Pamba Laundromat
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1 year
According to Kalenjin mythology, Meut Chebolulu was a flying serpent with eggs that could glow at night like a bulb and it used to inhabit hills like Chepsangor hills in Nandi Hills
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2 years
@_abelkirwa Their AI pick words , pictures of what you're talking about then direct related ads on Facebook and IG your way
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6 years
Wow!
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@ChickenMan1017 Hakuna real thugs..Hao pia ni binadamu wana damu na wanapumua ..and they cry reals tears like babies when facing imminent death.
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You accuse the president of assassinating his Chief of Staff then when he comes out to clearly illustrate that he had no reason to do so you accuse him of being insensitive.
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2 years
Wareng High
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6 years
When Muthama said that him and Kalonzo helped steal Raila's votes in 2007 then I remembered what a retired cop in my village once told me that Kambas always confess their sins even after 50yrs even if nobody asked them
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7 years
Daniel Ng’etich, a cook at Sosiot Girl’s School in Belgut, Kericho County won the Jubilee ticket for Waldai Ward.
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@kipyegOnline You won't see the following day.. ukijaribu hii ujinga Kenya
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2 years
Mtoto analilia nini?
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2 years
Azimio bloggers with Ruto ni mwizi narrative while ignoring Uhuru,Raila,Joho state capture
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2 years
Andrew Kibe atasema dick driven punny ass ODM MF
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Huyu Daniel Wanjiru roundi hii tunamtafutia bibi toka Kaptagat..mambo na kurushwa toka balcony hatutaki
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@ArapTilingi @Mothoni_ Ilijaa mapema kama super metro
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7 years
Fire Engine Isaac Ruto got Bomet Vs his campaign track
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2 years
I hope NTV Uganda will cover celebration in Kapchorwa Uganda.
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2 years
We had a small meeting over the weekend.
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Insurance companies are yet to tell us the colour expired insurance stickers turn to that make it easy for cops to detect 10kms away
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6 years
This is Chelolo in Kipsigis,Mbonik in Nandi,Tolyong' in Tugen,Cheptolol in Marakwet
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2 years
No media house wants to report that there was no discrepancy from Forodha House votes count and what's on the portal so they're beating around the bush with some nonsensical news .
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@Stevobenjy Hii hawezi deny
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2 years
If you're exporting avocado 🥑 ..more regulations coming your way as Kenyattas plan to monopolies that sector too as their Salgaa farm matures with Hass
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@TheRealGobetse You South Africans u need to focus on serious stuff ..One lady winning a beauty contest is not your enemy
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Wezi Kitengela vandalizing cars
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@Shiku_K @RingoNbi Because of your tweet Mombasa County is going to lose 10M to hair transplant ..Hope you're happy about yourself
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Graduation unapewa metameta kwa shingo Sossion anapatiana gari
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2 years
Why is nobody listening to Mutula Kilonzo in Azimio and it's like he know stuff! He warned them abt coalition of parties and Coalition party and they didn't listen and they're having problems..He also warned kina Dan Maanzo that they didn't have a case at the Supreme Court.
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Bomet..New Kalenjin Chacket ..Samoi emet
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Donald Kipkorir and Mutai were volunteering while someone at Azimio secretariat was pocketing their money.
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If you know you know
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@ledamalekina That was your strategy all along?
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@Kenyans I think it's Babu Owino who called you mtoto wa mbwa
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Dis is You?
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Ukiguza mtu wa LQBTQ umeguza Serikali ya America
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Interesting how Azimio fanatics finds it as an achievement that Raila is able to hold a rally in Eldoret and Nandi but Ruto can't do the same in Kisumu and Siaya.
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@Kenyans Ameanza kunyenyekea tena?juzi alikuwa anapiga kifua vile huyu ndo ata handover power
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@Khaamosi Hehehe mjibambe tu campaigns ndo inaanza Leo na munehema tayari .mtashangaa
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Clear Boset lakini opaque akilit
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@gwamete ngovo ya Moi
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Eish this is deforestation #Sinendet
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Kijana. Ya Gideon Moi
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Kiptindinyo
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@_TheSmallAxe utapewa elfu tatu kisha uende garage 10K
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@Lord_Dbk @Asmali77 @RobertAlai That's utohozi..The real Kalenjin word for camel is Tombisiet
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chunga wasimeze miti ya jembe lol
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Miti Atwoli alikuwa anasema tukate ni sinendet
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KTDA using money to pay twitter influencers to trend shit #KTDATruth instead of paying farmers
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