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To feel again the real belief
Of something more than mockery
If only I could fill my heart with love
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When we married, we talked of how we would read books with our future children. We were so poor--we started with nothing. But every month we'd go to the book store and purchase a beautiful children's book. We made a whole shelf of them.
from the director of Get Out and Us comes his most audacious horror yet...
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Actual real issues with women that are obviously apparent from watching Hallmark Christmas Movies:
- Women in their 30s are lonely and long for domesticity, marriage
- They've been uprooted and forced to live in a corporate diaspora hell. They want their hometowns, communities
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The abused child trope is a classic Boomerism (i.e. Jenny from Forrest Gump, many other examples in 20th century)
These stories are coping mechanisms for Boomer parents not wanting to discipline their own kids.
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I read these tired, wretched little comments and cynical "gotchas" flung at these, my fellow believers & sufferers in Christ, with a detached heartache that I can only consider sacred. We have descended the abyss of sorrow--what have you to offer? A lame joke about Jordan Peele?
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It's just a nihilism, like every argument they make. The force of those awkward couples holding up paper signs over their broken hearts--they are too powerful. How can one argue abortion against such power? Instead they go to "nothing you do in life matters, all is meaningless"
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"You don't get to have your own child--as we dismember our unborn, your lot will be to house and feed the children of drug addicts until some gov't employee deems their parents have jumped enough hoops to get them back. And you will weep with joy at this privilege."
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And even that's not enough. Many like us are happy to open their homes, even for a year or a few months, to these children. But then it becomes "There are so many more, there are hundreds of thousands of them. Why aren't you making enchiladas for EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM?!"
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A childless couple in our ward fostered two beautiful children. They were to be adopted. My wife & I took care of them in the nursery. The children called these people mommy and daddy. And then, one day, they were gone. Taken back. I will never forget the wife crying as she spoke
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- They were all deeply scarred by their parents' divorces, which is why all the main characters have at least one dead parent
- The fact that every streaming svc is shoveling these movies out seems to suggest that these issues are far more real than the fake famenist stuff
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I rejoice at the story of Elizabeth, whose unborn child leaped in her womb as she approached Mary.
"I know in whom I have trusted. My God hath been my support; he hath led me through afflictions in the wilderness; and he hath preserved me upon the waters of the great deep"
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"O all ye that are spared a life of heartache--the dog moms, the coomers, the tattooed, the deranged--will ye not now return unto me, and repent of your sins, and be converted, that I may heal you?"
It's never too late
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It was almost worse than a death. This couple sold their home shortly afterward and moved far, far away. Left everything behind. There was no coming back from that
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I think of my wife picking up that beautiful edition of Heidi, clutching it to her chest in the book store. "It's so beautiful I think I'm gonna cry," she said. It's the same volume sitting on the shelf now, covered in dust
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They seek to equate discipline with child abuse. This is due to their crippling moral insecurity because of unresolved sexual sin.
"Who am I to tell my kid what to do? All you need is love"
[Cheer happily as we watch Arnold beat the crap out of upper class white suburban dad]
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I recently watched the New York Doll (2005) for the very first time. I knew I was going to like this documentary; I didn't realize the extent to which it was going to completely destroy me emotionally lol
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@extradeadjcb
"Your parents' death was not your fault. It was your father's." What a freakin' moment this was.
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@jordanbpeterson
You gotta repeat things in all caps for them to get it, it's a cultural thing
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Hell, 1820.
"My demon minions, it is time to go and deceive Joseph Smith Jr."
"Yes sire, but how shall we trick him? Make him renounce Christ?"
"No. Have him start a church run by unpaid lay-ministry that believes that Jesus and God are...two distinct people!"
"But Sire
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Unofficially counting this as season 6 of He Will Not Divide Us
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"Holly Jane, 39, from California, has been part of the religious group for years, which has very strict rules, including ... no relations outside of marriage."
lol yeah the RIGHT-WING EXTREMIST view of not cheating on your spouse. Why are journos like this
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My contribution to the Body Count Discourse:
Chatting on ICQ with the girl I loved desperately. I was a tenth grader. She was a grade ahead. We were in the same congregation, and had grown up together. She used to pass me notes in Sunday School, telling me how much she loved
my contribution to body count discourse is that I have no idea whatsoever why any mentally healthy individual would care how many people their partner had previously slept with
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(Reposting this thread for posterity since it was one of the ones lost in the Great Blackoutπ€ )
Indiana Jones, or the Redemption of a Jack Morm*n
βItβs time to ask yourselfβwhat do you believe in?β
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@MrAndyNgo
I'm confused, because praising what this man did would technically constitute "glorifying violence," which goes against the Twitter terms of service????
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Brother, these are the same tired talking points of every anti-Mo journo and Redditor. Apart from being embarrassing, has it occurred to you that believing all this stuff puts you on the same side as people who literally hate America and want nothing more than to see it burn?
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@docMJP
As I sat in the theater those flashbacks to Meg Ryan weeping, Ed Harris, Val Kilmer constantly reminding me of my mortality, the relentless march of time. These stars all grandpas now but with no grandchildren
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@AnnLesbyPhD
I am so sorry you had to go through this but please remember next time to post a trigger warning for those of us who have experienced trauma (lived and generational), as well as for trauma-adjacent folx--so as not to force us to re-live said trauma without our consent (rape)
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"I lack nothing"
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Almost everything teachers complain about could be improved by shuttering the Dept. of Education
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Just Cultivating some Deseret Power
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My ancestors left their homelands, crossed continents, and gave of their lives to construct the Salt Lake Temple.
They cultivated Deseret Power. I honor their sacred sacrifices as a faithful member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.
Remember: Keep the Faith
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Yeah guys taking all the land away from the Native Americans and replacing them was morally evil it was genocide which is why we need to do it again
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It's amazing to me how divorce, when honestly examined, is (accurately) treated like a nuclear bomb going off in a child's life--
But now imagine if your mom had gotten "married" and "divorced" to ten or twenty different men throughout your youth. And you never even met your
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Isn't it weird to think that from 2001-2024, they were still making new seasons of The Simpsons? Hundreds, thousands of episodes. Like do you remember where you were the summer of 2014? There were new episodes of The Simpsons coming out then. Literally no one has ever seen them.
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#JulianSands
heroically explaining to Helena Bonham Carter that she actually loves him (and not the foppish Daniel Day Lewis). And it works. Unrequited love --> Requited.
RIP to a real one.
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The fireworks debate is like the gun debate.
The tradition of riding our bikes to the stands, lighting them off with friends, our dads doing shows in our driveways--this stuff only works in a somewhat ordered, civil society.
A place with, you know, rules.
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>>The Matrix
>>Rulers of Zion
What did they mean by this?
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Do you support or promote ANY teachings contrary to those of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints?
Do you support or promote ANY practices contrary to those of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints?
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The film ends with the remaining band members playing A Poor Wayfaring Man of Grief. I knew the song was both about the Savior, and Arthur himself.
His life bore a powerful testimony. Christ lives. The Church is True. Amen.
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A Gentle Reminder that an infant is very tiny when compared to this enormous oil refinery; in fact she would be even smaller than that tiny red circle in the corner.
rly maeks u think π§
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"I'd like to thank the Deacons for their reverence in passing the Sacrament. They are really good at passing. Wish I could say the same for the rest of you--yeesh!"
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How does this NIGHT TRAP looking UI actually have a better aesthetic to 100% of everything on the internet rn
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@extradeadjcb
Man the one thing I am not looking forward to about turning 60 are the waves of regret I'm undoubtedly gonna feel about my stance on transgenderism from two decades ago
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@SaaxxAppeal
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Black people be sweeping a shelf of hot cheetos into they cart like THIS!
[approving chuckles]
But white people sweep shelves of hot cheetos like THIS.
[thunderous laughter / applause]
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Kevin Smith foremost expert on looking absolutely terrible
DC superfan Kevin Smith calls Batgirl cancellation βan incredibly bad lookβ
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The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints would probably call itself Christian, yes
@michaeljknowles
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If you're unsure what to think about the Ukraine situation might I recommend listening to NPR and then just thinking the opposite of whatever they're pushing
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My review of Avatar: I have never seen a film so astoundingly embarrassing
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Dune 2 most pro-natal blockbuster you'll see in some time. Character spends half the movie actively conversing with her unborn child. Gorgeous IMAX shots of developing embryo projected onto 40 foot screen. Baby speaks in utero. When you cast Zendaya you're just allowed to do this
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You can sense Joseph Smith was a genuine prophet by noticing who screeches about him the most. Redditors, progressives, fedora atheists, LGBTQ lobby, lolbertarians, "academia," neocons, journos, etc.
Notice a trend? What other topics are these groups wrong about? π€π€π€
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It's like when I called in a camper that was illegally parked on my street. Vagrants were living in it, using it as a brothel and fentanyl kiosk. Police scoffed, asked me "And if we ticket them, do you really think they're ever gonna pay it?"
They enforce rules on the compliant
why is this such a common meme?
curious about any people with experience or observations about schoolyard bullying and fighting
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At one point he plays Love One Another on the harmonica as he stands outside the temple.
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@Sheum_Search
@Aristos_Revenge
Yes they're holdovers from when McDonalds embraced a much more "local diner" vibe
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@extradeadjcb
You are not qualified to watch your kids play on a playground and eat Uncrustables and go to the library
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Laugh all you want, but it is absolutely insane for freshman dorms to allow girls in rooms at night, and vice versa. The dumbest idea the sexual revolution ever had.
My new rule for all colleges the kids are applying to: single-sex dorms with strict visiting hours or an outright
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Mainstream computer animation continues to insist on bendy gumby faces with the proportions of '90s cartoons plopped into insanely hyper-realistic 8K textured settings. This aesthetic is hellish.
The teaser trailer for βMOANA 2β is out.
In theaters in November.
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It's a given that conservatives understand progressive arguments, but progressives don't understand conservative ones.
The same can be said of us. Latter-day Saints understand fellow Christians, but Christians don't understand The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.
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Seven years ago today our lives were spared, somewhere just outside Helena, Montana ππ Christmas Eve Miracle
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Abandoning "gatekeeping" and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
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Tell me you've never had to live around drug addicts without actually telling me you've never had to live around drug addicts
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On this day in 1849, Herman Melville published Mardi, his precursor to Moby Dick. Mardi was heavily influenced by the Book of Mormon, which Melville had read and borrowed themes and even characters from. Alma the Prophet shows up throughout Mardi, oft quoted by his followers
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In college I once had a children's book author and illustrator come speak in one of my art classes.
He scornfully referenced this book as "the toilet book," with its awful illustrations.
"The guy who wrote this NEVER HAS TO WORK AGAIN. He hit the JACKPOT. No kid wants to hear
Tried to read this to my kids at the book store and had to leave the whole place cause I was crying so hard.
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Joseph Smith was entrusted with ushering in the Restoration. He was the greatest American that ever lived. Earth must atone for the blood of that man.
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Now they tell me that being American is evil, and that my skin color makes me a racist bigot.
Do not fall for their cheap tricks, or their lies.
I know that my Redeemer liveth. He will welcome you back with open arms.
(Letter to a former bishop of my youth)
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Come on baby Conference is starting!
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Come on baby Conference is starting!
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"Oh hey the Olympics are starting. That's nice. I like watching the diving and all the nice athletes from around the world. Very cozy and wholesome."
[TURNS ON TV TO BE ASSAULTED BY THE MOST SATANIC HEINOUS SHIT IMAGINEABLE COMPLETE WITH DRAG DEMONS TWERKING AT THE LAST SUPPER]
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The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "SAVE US!" ...
And I'll look down and whisper: "Of course. Visitors Welcome."
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Shoutout to my pioneer ancestors who sacrificed their lives for their descendants.
They were a minority religion, persecuted and murdered by the fed gov't, journos, and peaceful protesters for the crimes of being against slavery & living their own version of marriage. Honor them.
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Dear God, if you would give me a son this coming year I promise not to ever give him such a gay basketball. Amen.
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@fde_enthusiast7
It's getting darker out there every day. The young are where you can really see the fabric of society fraying
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Iβve had so many men tell me the first time they felt feelings they later identified as sexual was watching this scene. Some deep psychosexual shit going on there.
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There is actually no such thing as
#Mormonism
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There is only the restored Gospel of Jesus Christ.
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@ScottMGreer
True but wouldn't you feel gross looking at naked women the night before you enter into Christ's holy sacrament of marriage
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Has anyone ever tried combining Mormonism and psychedelic drugs before
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Me on any given youth temple trip in 1997
Liv Tyler, Joaquin Phoenix, and Jennifer Connelly in 1997
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There is no doubt in my mind that the Lord heard and answered Arthur's prayer. His ex-wife shares a passage from the Book of Mormon that meant a lot to Arthur here, and is so applicable to his miraculous reunion (Mormon 9:21)
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Indiana Jones, who started the trilogy lost in a jungle of doubt, is now alive and reconciled, his testimony changed to a sure knowledge.
He leaves the temple sealed to his father in unity, and they ride off into a Celestial sunset.
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NOBODY HAS EVER HAD CHILDREN, OR A FAMILY.
The fondness for artificial images among accounts that promote trad sentiment merely underscores the fact that they are nostalgic for a moment in American history that is, in fact, completely imaginary.
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Even the most graphic violence in a movie is always just a depiction. It's fake.
The same cannot be said about sex and nudity!
When the new Zack Snyder project is announced π
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The scenes of Arthur reuniting with his mates and mending years of heartache hit me so hard. I broke down. It was that beautiful to me.
It was the miracle of God hearing a man's prayer and answering it. Giving him one last moment to shine. The Lord's incredible, tender mercy
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They put me on the DezNat Block List for saying abortion made me sad and suggesting that Indiana Jones was LDS
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