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I can't believe Babylon would betray us like this.
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It's that time again to remind everyone that it is illegal to manufacture compact trucks in America thanks to CAFE
itβs funny how Americans will delude themselves into thinking they need a massive pickup truck when contractors in Japan who actually haul stuff every day use trucks a fraction the size
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They don't want you to know this, but this is what the first Thanksgiving looked like.
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"You donate 10% to your cult? That's insane!".>cuts penis off.
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"I hope he gets what he deserves in prison". "Why don't we just sentence him to what he deserves?". "No that would be cruel and unusual punishment".
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>Women do NOT look like this.>Women have NEVER worn suggestive clothing.>Women have NEVER been thin.>Women have NEVER had large breasts.>Women have NEVER been attractive
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@surfbortcowboy Is it fair for le based nutritionist mom to compare identical twins that had to share a placenta with a child that didn't have to share?.
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"You just can't cut off the porn supply to children! So much for being Christlike!"
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Serving a mission exposes you to things that you can never shake off, and teaches you about the human condition that you can't imagine until you study it face to face. I have a few quick glimpses of members and nonmembers from my mission I want to share:.
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"we are going to kill you". "let's put it to a vote haha". "we're going to castrate your children and burn your churches". "hmm agree to disagree.
Weβre taking the Utah Way to the national stage β the idea that we can find ways to come together and get things done. We must learn how to #DisagreeBetter. And that is exactly what we intend to do this year as chair of the National Governors Association. Letβs get to work.
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Can someone make a brown girl one so I can send to gf and say "us".
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The protest at Cambridge was not art destruction but art creation. Whenever there is an act of iconoclastic protest, people seem to think attacking artwork is somehow outside of protest dynamics, when in fact it has a long history. Throughout time, protestors have defaced art
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@extradeadjcb Remember when being a teacher was a respectable job and not a way for social rejects to get revenge on children?.
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@LoFiRepublican "I'm a billionaire so stealing from my underling managers or firing my employees means nothing to me". "Wow a man of soul and the people".
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An older couple living in a mobile home with dry dog poop on the carpet. The diabetes stricken wife's legs are literally rotting away. We try talking to them, but they just kind of stare and nod their heads to whatever we say.
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A Korean war vet living in a tiny spare room, and very clean, apartment under a giant home. His entire family is dead. He likes to watch Fox news and complain about Obama. We are the only people he talks to for weeks on end.
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@OrwellNGoode Mickey and Donald have had girlfriends for nearly 100 years, but Goofy is the only one that's had an actual family. Really makes you think.
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A man. 50 years old. The town drunk. He's been excommunicated and rebaptized three times. He calls us at 2:00 AM telling us how his dad "buttf**ked him in the a**" when he was five years old. He tells us drinking numbs the pain, and we reply that it dosen't seem to be working.
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@AliquisNovus "Guess I'll lead a life of hedonism and materialism to numb the pain and cope with my inevitable doom. That makes me the good guy like Rick from the hit Adult Swim TV series Rick and Morty.".
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A family and their two dogs living in a burned out camper trailer under the freeway. Dad is about 60, mom is about 30 and deaf. She communicates mostly though grunts. The two boys are extremely tan with a million scabs on their legs. They were the happiest kids I've seen.
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Sam Hyde should write the next season of Rick and Morty.
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An old man renting a property located nowhere. He likes to pray with us and we bring him food. He has collected over 2000 birds. Peacocks, guinea hens, chickens, ducks, etc. Some live the house. Bird corpses everywhere. We dare not go there after it rains. He has a heart attack.
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A mom, a daughter, and the daughter's husband. They tell us there's another demon in their home. We exorcise it and tell them to try opening their blinds and cleaning the house. It might help. The mom has a bunch of deranged screaming macaws she "rescued" in her basement.
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@anticarsls The way these are all written grammatically sounds like a teenager who thinks they are mature for their age.
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Online right-wing anon accounts be like: . "Hmm, white people are facing extinction, children are being sterilized, peophillia is being normalized, and the family unit is being actively subverted by a cabal of Molech worshippers. Guess I'll whine about the Mormons again".
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Legitimately, what are we supposed to do? Everyone keeps saying wait for the crash, but I think the powers that be aren't going to let another 2008 happen again.
$2800/mo mortgage payment for $335k loan with a total cost of $895k.
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"Godβs commandment for His children to multiply and replenish the earth remains in force."
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@LoFiRepublican Because her fans think "She's just like me" rather than "I'm just like her". The gender swapped Ryan Gosling meme.
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"Yeah, I'm a Mormon Democrat. We exist. I don't believe in abortion, gay marriage, or gun restrictions, but I will gladly vote for people who will codify these things into law. It's called being a good person.".
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@EsemicolonR Oh boy. Another episode of "its the audience's fault our trite boring media is flopping.
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Have Kids.
Our billboard is up and looking fabulous! If youβd like to donate to help us pay for this beauty, the link is in the comments. #hell #heaven #Religious
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@LRH_Superfan My favorite genre of utopia that is impossible because they refuse to accept two essential facts to accomplish it (nuclear power and mass genocide)
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>walk into the Guns and Noble.>see "banned gun" table.>buy banned gun.>walk out of store with my purchased item the same day.
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@Aristos_Revenge When I see these situations in real life, I always think about what will happen to these people when the power grid goes down.
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To answer the question "How do we better prepare boys to serve a mission?", we had the answer, but it was slowly chipped away by lazy administrators and devouring mothers until it became a shell of its former self and imploded.
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"By divine design, fathers are to preside over their families in love and righteousness and are responsible to provide the necessities of life and protection for their families. Mothers are primarily responsible for the nurture of their children."
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Getting really tired of Mormon Month, Latter-day Saint Remembrance Month, Wasatch Front People's Day, and Disney putting missionaries in all their new movies.
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Costco is the consumer-facing contact point of the greatest industrial cornucopia in the known universe. Their logo should be an art deco colossus triumphing over Famine, surrounded by Kirkland muffins & chicken bakes as far as the eye can see.
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We will be coming to the rescue. Prepare accordingly.
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Sorry about my previous post. This is what Dr. King would have actually wanted.
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"Heh, it's not technically illegal. There's just so much bureaucratic red tape and efficiency alchemic math that it's just impossible to make them anymore, and that's a good thing. Checkmate chud"
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Going to start posting this everyday until the Mormies and sportsbros understand.
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An entire generation of young men's anger, callousness, rage, frustration, and desiderium is a powder keg ready to be unleashed in a way never before seen in history.
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Salt Lake City is going to be hit by a giant earthquake and be reduced to rubble with only the temple standing. Detractors will then complain that they weren't warned and the church didn't build earthquake-proof foundations for every single building in the Salt Lake Valley.
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I'm doing it to as a direct personal attack against you specifically. This is all about you. I am in your walls right now.
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