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@TheLordFlygon
@Suhail
This sandwich is delicious because I choose the ingredients and bothered the underpaid staff to do it multiple times.
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@AshleyRoboto
> ask people not to judge for playing on easy
> defines people playing on normal/hard as "absolutely infuriated and in pain"
uh
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@SavedYouAClickV
Eater egg: MY BOSS IS EVIL, HERE'S A UNSUBTLE REFERENCE TO THE CRUNCH HE'S FORCING ON US
TLOU stans: haha quirky 🤣
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@TheActMan_YT
You only condemn child slave labor when you can use it as an opportunity to win arguments on the internet?
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@NiGHTS108
Can a computer learn to be human? Or can it only learn to compute beeps and boops? can it learn to dance the cancan? can it learn to can human boops into can and compute them into beeps of learning? Can a human compute... her?
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@seinfelddahog
In fight club, we never see jack and tyler in the same shot. I creates a problem for the audience, because we don't know if this is real of if he's hallucinating it.
This shot could be improved with CG, digitally adding tyler to the scene.
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@NewSomerset
@KnowNothingTV
It feels good to shit on crypto, but I'm always reminded that it's mostly assholes abusing gullible people and that those assholes are never the one that suffer
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The 30 year old women who call themselves "unattractive hags":
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@chromarink
@jenny2x4
Women who made a whole comic complaining about her husband judges you if you complain about your wife
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@Devon_Wiersma
> play super blockchain mario
> press A to jump
> thank blockchain for the amazing innovation
#BlockchainGaming
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@Hopebagels2
@egoraptor
Dark souls knows a thing or two about endless cycle of pain and violence where nobody learns anything
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@marleemutt
No?? it's a real stuntman jumping without any assistance?
I always thought it was a rag-doll pulled by a cord
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@wompie_domple
Best pose, it allows for her arms and legs to be ripped apart for some rated E gore
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@HardDriveMag
Dlc costume leaked! Ready to fight against his arch nemesis "unarmed black man"
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@snaffy_4
@MunstaMasta
"Marika's tits! He'd using the gravity magic he learned at raya lucaria! It allows him to manipulate gravity with magic! A magical control of gravity!"
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@ChrisVoiceman
As a non native english speaker, I can confirm that english dialog sounds cooler when you don't understand it.
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@realMax0r
"my ancestors died so that you wouldn't speak japanese"
and now everyone reads manga and watches anime
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@axelteardrops
@jenny2x4
"same place they've always been" is still as condescending as what she was thinking, just more quiet.
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@PlagueOfGripes
Sorry the romantic comedy slice of life wasn't an indepth documentary on anxiety, I guess.
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@IcarianOnager
Reminds me of that old nuclear plant belguim left in congo, that is barely maintained because the people who knew how to operate it left the country.
Fuel rods were missing and found in italy.
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@PatStaresAt
Explosive red barrels both convey an information to the player while making sense in-universe and being stylized in a way that isn't jarring.
Yellow paint does neither.
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@fish_poele
@VGAddict_FTW
cowboy bebop but in feudal japan with breakdancing ronin and a hiphop soundtrack
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@Spideycomics7
Hot take:
Miles morales being a popular cool kid makes him less relatable than peter parker having the worst life imaginable.
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@CBThorburn
"babe, tell me I'm good"
That line should've explored more, it's pretty pathetic the way that guy seeks social validation for liking an american summer movie.
"Hey babe, i think that 20y old movie didn't age well, give me validation! Please?"
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@SicilianaVivian
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@CuriusPokerChip
@appuntito160
"johnson, you have to kiss me on the mouth or the universe will explode!"
"okay jackson, but because it's the only waaaay"
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@Flory2307
I get your point,
but she makes a lot of funny faces in her sprites, so she's not clean cut pretty perfect all the time.
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@ZullieTheWitch
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@AL_theBoi
In metal gear solid 2, the president uses a gigant robot to crash into new york city causing an international incident that leads to foreign wars.
But it never acknowledges britney spears third album, not even her cover of "i love rock n roll".
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Me getting ready to fight for the obesity war
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as foretold
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@SetPixels
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Socialism is when the government and billionaires rule the market, meaning that the united states is a successful socialist country.
Cool, when's the healthcare?
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@SimianJimmy
There are six of us in this family! SIX!
Be aware of any wacky character that might show up
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@Flexiglasse
J'arrive pas à y croire.
On leur donne de l'expérience, de la visibilité, des contacts, de l'exercice physique, des toilettes à disposition et maintenant ils veulent de l'argent ?!?!!
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@LiamYoshimura
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